For most of you who I have tagged, I’m just a blog creeper that likes and reblogs your stuff but doesn’t say much. But I tagged you in this message for a reason. It’s much the same reason why I follow your blogs. I think you are all amazing people. That’s just all there is to it. You are a hugely creative bunch, or super hilarious, or wildly generous with your time and energy. You are amazing people.
This is isn’t coming out of the blue, rest assured. I’m making this post because two completely unrelated things in my life have intersected at the same point where I feel compelled to say the same thing about them to all of you.
It’s fairly common knowledge there’s been a recent rash anonymous hate going around the SLBP fandom for the better part of a month now. Subsequently followed by a recent rash of deactivations because of it. I’m not plugged into the fandom enough to know exactly what happened, just that it happened. Honestly, I don’t really care what happened because it shouldn’t have happened to begin with. Hate is still hate, it doesn’t matter if it’s over a “silly” game or if it’s racist bullshit in the streets.
What I’m about to tell all of you next is not for sympathy. Something happened to me today that reaffirmed the fact that I need to make sure people know how much I love and appreciate them while I have the chance. My Grandpa died today. He was the patriarch of my Mother’s family that commanded a great deal of respect. He had scores of grandkids but despite that, and despite the fact that I was a black sheep for being a nerd, he absolutely 1000% supported me in everything. Even when my own Dad told me I was pursuing the wrong major, Grandpa gushed about all the different possible jobs. I love him dearly.
And I love all of you dearly. I have been preparing for this day since April and all of you have been tremendously helpful, even if you didn’t realize it. The very first RP post I did with @asktheswordofjapan I expressed this notion and I asked for a hug because I was at the bottom of the emotional barrel. It meant to world to me when I got a reply back. I felt so much better, I can’t even describe it.
If you are tagged in this post, then each one of you has done something over the last three months that has made dealing with this situation better. Thank you. In light of all the anonymous hate going around, I just want all of you to know that there are people in the fandom, like me, who genuinely appreciate you and think you’re awesome. I hope this message finds you happy and healthy. Hope it brings you some small measure of the joy you have brought to me.
oh hey a thing I never posted, made this back in like…winter? maybe fall of 2016? accept for the last two pages that I just did. This was a project called MyTale which was going to be a tag anyone could do. it was a just for fun, how would it have gone if YOU had gotten into he underground instead of frisk. the art doesn’t have to be good, just as long as you get the story out there.
only rule is you’d select a font for the title that would be your font. example, this font is called Black, idk why but it kinda called to me so it’s my font if I had a font, so I put it as the title font and decorated it.
don’t know if I’ll continue this but it’s a fun idea to see how everyone else would have gone though the underground.
why did shipping turn into a contest of “most accurate” or “most likely to be canon” why do i have to get a 40-slide powerpoint, three defense lawyers, a fortune teller, and a background check of myself and my whole immediate family to say i want two ppl to have sloppy makeouts in a car
Being overly-familiar with a series is such a weird burden sometimes because like
you’ll see some theory being passed around that you instantly know is wrong. Like it’s surprising to see people supporting it because the flaws in its logic are so glaringly obvious. Until it hits you that, yeah it’s wrong, but only because you were able to immediately remember the 5 second conversation between two background characters 17 minutes through s2e13 that definitively disproves it. And no casual fan would have any reason to remember that off the top of their head and it’s you who’s the weird human encyclopedia with a shot-for-shot memory the entire damn series.
Like at that point you don’t even know anymore whether to argue your point or just…maybe go outside for a little bit.
Summary: When Pidge’s birthday rolls around, Allura remembers her offhand comment about liking peanut butter. Little did she know that Lance is actually very, very allergic. (angst and fluff, and a bit of established klance because I have no self control and I ship it leave me alone)
I hardly ever post anything because I have no confidence ha so if you like it, let me know! This is very short compared to lots of other stuff I’ve written.
@taylor-tut I don’t think this is that good or even if it counts as langst/whump but I’ll tag you anyway and @voltronpaella thanks for actually getting me to post this my dude
When Allura called the Paladins into
the kitchen, Lance expected some sort of emergency.
Why they’d be meeting in the kitchen,
he had no idea, but he slid out of bed regardless. After removing his
face mask he padded out into the hall, slightly resentful that he
didn’t have time to straighten his hair.
Lance nearly bumped into Hunk in the
hallway, who was also still in pajamas. The two were the last to
arrive in the kitchen. He surveyed the others and found Shiro in full
armor, Keith with an activated bayard, and Pidge rubbing the sleep
out of her eyes with a laptop tucked under her arm.
“Princess, we’ve talked about this,”
Lance grumbled. “You have got to stop interrupting my beauty
☆warning→ public sex, slight voyeurism/exhibitionism, dirty talk, dom!junghope, demeaning names during sex if you aren’t into that, jealousy
☆ word count → 5.5k
☆ summary → you’re not supposed to fall for Jung Hoseok and his repertoire of awful pick-up lines
– but you do. the problem is: he’s afraid of commitment, and bolts at the idea of settling down. you decide to stay far away from fuckboys, but his friend decides to test your new found resolutions
↳ or : Jungkook wants to see how far he can push Hoseok until he snaps
→ pt i | pt ii
☆ a/n → …. why tf did i do this to myself!!! (this is just smut that i had to split into two parts rip) anyways tagging @kstopping@gxtsmxt@thotmi bc nothing says i love you like a junghope smut am i right
Hi guys! So if you’ve been wondering if I’m still drawing art or not, yes I have but I’ve been working on these two pretty big commissions the whole time, which is why I hadn’t been posting a lot of art recently.
Thank you for commissioning me for both, @tjikicew!
Hoseok’s biggest turn on- overstimulating you. There was nothing, nothing that could replace the face you made when he was turturing you in different ways, most of which resolted in you cumming at least two more times.
Since he was too lazy when he came back from the long long tour, Hoseok thought of a genuis idea. He gave you your phone and opened the ‘bts smut’ tag on Tumblr. Not knowing why he did this, your eyes were becoming curious and curiouser. He simply smirked at you. “I finally thought what to do with you. You know, the routine gets quite boring. So this is what I thought about. Instead of having the pleasure of my cock inside you, you’ll be a good little slut and read this to yourself. As an exception I will permit you to touch yourself. But, I don’t want anyhting to come out of your mouth. Was I clear enough? No toys, no voice. You’ll only have the privillage of your fingers and your phone. So go on. Daddy will be in the kitchen. I’m hungry.” And so he just left.
You couldn’t disobey him and to be honest the smut really made you feel something. As if he choose it really carefully. It represented the situation you two were in right now. You, touching yourself and doing a wrong move only for Hoseok to punish you by making you cum on his thigh. So, it was a play and not a reality. Hoseok wanted to overstimulate you, by you sitting on his thigh.
Fast, wihtout even touching yourself, you moaned Hoseok’s name. “Y/N!” The door was kick-opened and a furious Hoseok was standing on the frame. “So, you caught up, you naughty girl!” he smirked evily. “Come here Daddy. You’re princess wants you thigh. It’s going to be my trophy, for being a smart princess.” “Good. I’m all yours.”
He had found his way of fucking you when he was really lazy. You were a little whiny, always needy baby. So, he was giving you your phone, a Tumblr app, a smut section and his thigh. Boy has huge thighs, so when you really wanted to fuck, but he didn’t want, all you did was sit on his thigh and move your clit on it.
It was pure heaven for both of you. Most of the times Jimin layed back and enjoyed the show. You’re naked form on top of him, without the need for him to move even. Sex was taking a lot of effort, which he sometimes lacked. So, everyone were happy.
He was jolting his thigh form time to time, making you explode with emotions. All those emotions resolted in you cumming, once, twice, three times.
Most times when you cummed more than once, Jimin snapped, fliped you on the bed and fucked you into oblivion, until you couldn’t remember you’re name.
Kim Taehyung had two sides of himself - a puppy and a daddy. Depends on his mood he was either making ove to you or making sure you won’t be able to walk for days.
He had the first one when he arrived home. Happy, in all ways. So happy to hug you again, to hold you in his arms. Guess what happend when he heard your moans from the door, then when he saw you touch yourself on his bed, moaning his name like a mantra. He snapped.
Daddy was in charge. He watched you for a little while, until he was so hard, he couldn’t take it. Tae Daddy bursted into the room, scarying the shit out of you. Without saying anything, his hands wrapped around your ankles, pulled you to him, lifted you up and put you on his thigh. “Finish off yourself fast. I don’t want to intrude in the middle of someone’s business. Finish. On my thigh. No where nearly against my cock, darling. Nowhere near there.”
It was a punishment. Jungkooks ego was hurt and boy got really angry over the fact that you choose to read fictional stupidities instead of having the real deal.
For the first time since you were in a relationship, his eyes shouted danger. “You haven’t met my alter ego. I thought I will never have to use it. You think I can’t be rough, that I can’t leave reminders on your body of who I am? I can Y/n. And you will see it now. Undress. Fast. And don’t make a sound am I clear?” “Yes, Kookie.” “Yes what?” “Yes, Daddy.” “Good girl.”
Undressed, you were sitting on the bed, excited and waiting for your man’s next command.
“Sit on my thigh.”
Your looked at him in shock. So he knew. He knew that you secretly always wanted to try coming off his thigh. Fast, without other questions, you found yourself moving eagerly on his thigh. Everytime he jolted his thigh, the friction got better, your brows knitted together and Jungkook only smirked happy that you won’t read those stories again.
Requests are open until the 1st of April. Reactions and MTL.
Hello my incredible and beautiful followers!! For those who doesn’t know my name is Lolo and I am the girl who runs @mylifeiskpoptrash and @imhoseoktrash
Well I am here because today I’m celebrating three major events!!! I wanted to do only a post for my anniversary but then I reached my 9k and 3k in the two blogs and honestly I think it would be annoying to be tagged in three different posts, that is why I am making this big ass post, so be prepared because this is going to be hella long!!!
Also If you are interested in my new giveaway please read bellow the information about it!!!!!
First my first mylifeiskpoptrash anniversary!!!! I can’t believe I have a year here, it’s been a beautiful experience and I’ve met so beautiful and amazing people, I have friends here that are like my family and now I can’t live without them, so thank you for being here with me, thank you for all your support and thank you for being so amazing.
The second event is that I finally reached 9k+ here on my main which I really don’t get because I don’t deserve it, my blog is just trash and I don’t know what I did to make you follow me to be honest. I remember when I reached my first milestone and for me it was like a crazy dream and I never dreamed of having the number of followers that i have now. Thank you! I dont have enough words to say it.
And last but not least I reached 3k+ in imhoseoktrash, which is amazing because I only have a few months with my sideblog and because a lot of people love Hobi and that makes me so happy! I also have met a lot of beautiful ARMYs and Hobi stans!! thank you for following me there too!!!
**Also, I know I promised you a really big Giveaway! So I will give you a big opportunity here, I will reveal the prices and for all the ones who reblog or like this post I will give you 10+ entries and if one of you win my giveaway I will send you a signed price of the group you want (only of you reblog this post).The prices are:
The first album of the group of your choice (photocard + photobook + cd) + The last album (photocard + photobook + cd, also if the last album has more than one version I will give you all versions) + a poster + some official merch (whatever you want) + unofficial merch (jewerly, clothes, charms, etc.) + a draw or a fanart.
And well finally here are some of my mutuals from my two blogs (I follow all as @mylifeiskpoptrash): bold= favorite mutuals, 💕=Best friends and people I care about
honestly the amount of explicit sexual content in the Lego Batman Movie fandom is indicative of a bigger issue.
y'all seem to be incapable of seeing two men in a relationship that doesn’t revolve around sex bc your perception of gay men is just that heavily rooted in fetishization and stereotypes. so even when you’re given a children’s movie about fucking bricks, the second there’s any kind of connection between two male characters, you immidiately start to hypersexualize what should be an innocent relationship. given the nature of the source material, there is absolutely no reason why so much nsfw content in the fandom exists.
if you go into the Lego Batman Movie tag right now, I guarantee you one of the first few posts you find will have suggestive content wherein it is either implied or outright stated that Joker and Batman are fucking. If Batman/Joker were not a m/m pairing, this would not be the case.
tldr;The overwhelming presence of sexual content in the TLBM fandom is because y'all can’t seem to fathom that two men can be in a relationship and not feature sex as a focal point.
so me and @partyhardwithharold were chatting when I had a sudden realization that Georgi was kind of good-looking and I got curious what he would look like if he had his hair down then THIS happened and we noticed that he looked like Yuuri and Viktor’s child if they had one and boom!
Russian Family AU (happens after ep 12)
• Imagine Viktor and Yuuri adopts Georgi as their child • Yuuri and Viktor adopt everyone under Yakov’s tutelage • Yurio is disgusted (and a little jealous) and goes into HISSING MODE • Yuuri bringing some katsudon for them to try AND OH MY GOD YURIO WAS RIGHT THIS IS AMAAZING! • Mila as the daughter who always kisses up to the parents • She always shows off cuz praises from Viktor and Yuuri are so warm and fluffy and stuff • Icerink Parents doting on their daughter (Yurio looking disgusted) • Georgi is that child who responds well to praise so they give him special attention • Especially since Anya broke his heart </3 • Viktor consoling him • “WHO NEEDS A WOMAN WHEN YOU CAN DATE A MAN” • *shoves georgi out of his room where he was sulking 24/7* “GET OUT THERE AND GET ANOTHER DATE!” “WE BELIEVE IN YOU BABE!” • …then Viktor and Yuuri secretly follows him around • THEN YURIO AND MILA TAG ALONG CUZ IT’S A FAMILY STAKE OUT • Yurio: “Y'all are nuts, I’m going home” Viktor pulls him back “Learn a thing or two from Georgi” “but I already have Otab- OH SHIT NO” • Yurio hasn’t really told any one that he was official with Otabek • Then they stop the stake out to interrogate Yurio cuz HOW WHEN WHY • “IS HE TREATING YOU WELL?” “DOES HE FEED YOU?” “DOES HE THINK OF YOU AS HIS KATSUDON?” • Yuuri’s the chill parent while Viktor’s overprotective and in denial • “THEY GROW UP SO FAST YUURIIIIIIIII T^T” • “BUT YUURI, THIS MEANS HE WILL BE LEAVING THE HOUSE SOONNN” *pats back* We still have Mila • So Georgi’s long gone and they walk back cuz THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT OVER. • but then Yurio point out Mila and Sara’s relationship • IF I’M GOING DOWN I’M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME • Viktor: “WAIT WHAT YOU TOO?!” • Everyone in the Family is gay (except for Georgi probably) • Imagine Yakov and Lilia coming back and seeing the chaos • “why did you bring Lilia?” “As a friend.” Viktor: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)wink wink nudge nudge • THE PARENT TRAP EXCEPT WITH YAKOV AND LILIA • They lock them in the ice rink • Lilia doesn’t know how to skate so she falls • *Insert Typical “Falls Into Arms and looks Into Eyes” moment • Viktor: “CAN YOU FEEL DA LOVE TONIIIGHT~” • Or maybe “SHALALALA MY OH MY LOOKS LIKE THE BOY’S TOO SHY AIN’T GONNA KISS THE GIRL” • “Yurio are you crying?” “I’M SWEATING THRU MY EYES” • Georgi’s like “ah…rekindled love…” • Lilia bonding with Yuuri cuz he used to do ballet • Yurio being a sulky child because he’s the Prima Ballerina • Ballerina Squad™
Someone write a fic for this please. Would read 10/10
Gilbert was two hours late from work, without a call or text about why. You were curled up on the couch nursing a mug of tea, trying to stay awake. These were your least favorite nights. Anything could have happened to him. All you could do was run through all of the possibilities until he got home.