So I ordered pizza for dinner tonight because I am lazy, but also because @gabrielgadfly fed me pizza last night, therefore reminding me how much I like pizza and making me want it again because he is a bad influence.
There are three pizza places here that I typically order from. The first is slow as fuck and the more expensive of the three, but also very fucking good. So that’s for like, when you have company and you want something nice and you can plan ahead. The second is fast and quality (and also has good pasta dishes if you want that sort of thing instead). The third is Domino’s (and I need not say any more about that). So tonight I ordered Domino’s because cheap and fast.
When I order from the second company, the same driver always delivers my pizza. He’s this middle-aged Italian man and I love him to pieces. Tonight, my Domino’s arrives and who is it? This same dude. “Hello!” he says. “So good to see you again!” And I’m like … wait. I ordered Domino’s and you … how can you … I ….
So yeah my mind was kind of blown and also I kind of felt like I was cheating on the other place and now he knew, and that made me slightly uncomfortable.