is this what sarcasm is

The main reason why I’m so pissed at poppymutual is because of the fact that there’s abuse survivors/victims in the fandom and I know the last thing they want to see is someone calling them trash and disgusting. It can be a huge trigger for a lot of people and I’ve seen ks fans who were so effected by antis to the point where they had to drop the story all together because they couldn’t tell if antis were right about them being a bad person. That’s why we use the ks tag instead of search. It filters most of that out. Now you have this assholes hellbent on making it near impossible for people to not see that while saying it’s because they care about survivors and gay men (cause, yknow, gay men don’t read killing stalking *sarcasm*). The worst part about it is that idk what kind of hate they’re going to post. I don’t know if it’s gonna be death threats, suicide baiting, or the usual name calling but after seeing them laugh after an anon said “ks readers should choke” I’m leaning more towards death threats but still, idk. And the fact that their followers are encouraging them and patting them on the back is even worse. What they’re doing isn’t helping…..anyone… all. It’s not helping gay men and it’s DEFINITELY not helping abuse survivors/victims. I don’t care if people don’t like KS but the minute they start bullying people and coating it as social justice is when I get defensive.

monsta x reaction: celebrity s/o writing a song about them and performs it on a live show as a surprise for them:

Shownu/Son Hyunwoo

Originally posted by major9s

Both Shownu and you attended a music awards show and he was surprised when he saw you singing your own self-written song that is dedicated to him on stage while he was sitting with the other members of Monsta X. He would be baffled at first but it took a while for him to realise that it was you. The other members were teasing him for fanboying over your performance on stage.

“Oh my god. Is that [y/n]???”

“Hyung, what’s with you?”, Hyungwon sassed him with full sarcasm.

Wonho/Shin Hoseok

Originally posted by socke3133

His eyes will be glued onto you as you performed onstage with your self-written song dedicated to him. He would be really surprised because he didn’t know that you were part of the lineup of the awards show the both you attended. He would also put on his brightest smile all the way till the end of your performance and cheer for you once it ended.

“Oh my god! Is that my jagi? I didn’t know you were part of the lineup. But, you were great just now!”

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anonymous asked:

Hi! You recently answered an ask and mentioned that when Jon says "How should I be smarter? By listening to you?" he meant it as sarcasm, and when Sansa responded she's asking "What else can I do to prove myself to you? When will I be good enough?" Well this makes me sad as a Jon fan AND a Sansa fan. Hasn't Sansa proven her worth to Jon yet? Why would Jon still be so skeptical about listening to her? She knew and was right about Ramsay, she knows Cersei, but Jon still won't listen? Whyyy?

Hi Anonny!

Yeah, it is frustrating :/ As a viewer and a fan of Sansa’s as well it’s been really aggravating to watch Sansa put herself out there and try to help, only to be shot down again and again. Especially during the second half of s6. And it hasn’t just been Jon either, plenty of other characters have been dismissive of Sansa and her strategic efforts. Lord Glover, Davos, even Lyanna Mormont, who is now one of her closest allies.

I agree though, that it probably would be more hurtful coming from Jon. Jon is Sansa’s family and the person she is currently closest to. I think it’s only natural that Sansa would want Jon’s trust, approval, and validation; the same way that he would want hers.

BUT, in Jon’s defense, I think there are some contextual factors that are really important to take into consideration…

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A/N: {requested by @kawaiipanda2005} enjoy! ❤❤ (sorry if it’s short)

  • PAIRING: Young!James Potter x Slytherin!Reader
  • SUMMARY: In which a sassy and sarcastic Slytherin catches James’ attention, he falls, hard. 
  • WORDS: 249

She had caught his attention right from the start. The little things were what made him feel drawn to her. He studied her, he looked at her, and he stared. Overall, the sarcasm was what caught his attention the most. She was the Slytherin. 

They were in the hallway just mere feet away from each other, sharing glances with one another once in a while. He leaned against the wall, his gang of friends speaking to him. While her friends were across from him with her standing confidently beside them. The moment the bell rang, the both of their friends separating to get to their classes on time. As James was about to move from the wall and walk to his class that he shares with Y/N, she called after him. “Oi Potter!”

He turned to the petite girl, sighing, hearing his name. “Yes Y/L/N?”

“You, me, date this Saturday.” She smirked, crossing her arms over her chest.

James was befuddled, so he stuttered. “What?”

“Did I stutter? I just said that offered that you and I should go on a date this Saturday and you’re acting as if you’re deaf.” She chuckled, “So what do you say to that?”

The brunet put a more confident persona on, crossing his arms over his chest as well, mimicking her, “Fine. Hogsmeade, 7 pm sharp.” 

She simply shrugged, “Fine.” 

“Fine, then it’s settled.” With that, the pair ascended to the stairs. Their insides bubbling with excitement for Saturday.


So basically, I wanted to really surprise Seán with his gift, and hear him yell ‘Toriko’, so I was like ‘oh I’ll ask him to close his eyes, yell Trico, and then ask him to open his eyes, and like BOOM! Trico.’ As soon as I asked him the words ‘close your eyes’, I knew it sounded really creepy (fuck), but he humoured me, and it was lots of fun. I’m really happy he likes it! 

This is that moment:

I hope derka-derk is happy in Ireland with @therealjacksepticeye!

(also I’m almost 27 so it’s fine that he called me a girl, you think I’m an adult yet, hell no)

(and can I just say that I love that Seán’s voice for Trico in the unboxing video is the same voice Felix gives Edgar his pug, LOL)

Okay so humans are weird. But how?

Let’s think about the masses. Music? Try sound waves that are blasting the delicate tissues of one of their senses, they can even hear better than most species, as if it wasn’t enough of an insult! They appear to respond to certain sounds and disregard others, so far no largely noticeable pattern has been found. Some adult, nurturing specimens call this specific occurrence ‘selective hearing’ in their young offspring.

Physical wellbeing? Hah! Try torture. Daily, many humans injure their muscles lifting considerable weight and running large distances for physical fitness in the civilian sectors, nevermind the military requirements. Some military requirements have need of the recruit to loft their own body weight - and perhaps more - over two hundred times.

Speaking of physical fitness - healing. It seems to vary between the individual, their accumulation of genetics, and their physical wellbeing. Depending on the variables, humans can survive the removal of major organs, limbs, even their soft, squishy exoskeleton (note: this is actually an organ that prevents a large majority of external bacteria and infections in muscles and generally vital tissue). Some humans will peel and eat their skin and soft nails, or just pluck their twenty extra appendages (note: hands-fingers feet-toes) if they are anxious or in an extremely testing situation. While it is not encouraged, it is not a large hazard.

Eating habits? It has been recently discovered that human beings are actually herbivores that adapted to gain nutrients from flesh. A portion of the population deny eating certain foods (such as meat, animal products, etc) for religion, personal preference, and other reasons. Apparently, there is an odd share of control over food. Instead of distributing food everywhere, equally, certain higher-ups prefer to keep food to themselves while others share it. Humans seem to argue on this, and it doesn’t seem to be fully resolved.

Behaviour? Adolescents can hold grudges well into their adulthood. All of the species seem to be capable of disliking someone or something and acting against them, despite general outlook or behaviour. Some display this behaviour more than others. There appear to be enough of the human population to have a large diversity in behaviour, melanin, intelligence, preference, and a variety of other things. (Note: Terran population was last counted to be seven billion. The planet has estimated to only hold ten to eleven billion max, so expect them to be venturing into unexplored territory in search of resources soon).

Verbal conversation? Terrans have a total of six thousand five hundred languages, and are still capable of communicating across their planet in mere fractions of their daily rotation (Note: this is…frightening. This scout shall endeavor to explore less…advanced races). Translators are something to be feared, as each language can have different sounds, number of letters, different way to spell and say a certain sound, different words in certain situations, and a dizzying amount of information used without thinking of it. Words can be abbreviated and can be stressed to give a different meaning to the recipient. Sarcasm is very hard to explain. This scout will leave the…troublesome explanation to Scout 54P1. If asked, please recite this; ‘the idea of Sarcasm (that is saar-cah-suh-mm) is foreign to most races. Please excuse it’.

Senses. Human senses (taste, touch, smell/scent, hearing, sight) are fairly advanced for a species who has domesticated most of their planet’s species. Please refer to Scout 73B2 for a deeper explanation, as I have no idea where to begin.

And military? Forget the idea. Military organizations regularly converse with others, sharing Intel and general knowledge, a professional form of gossip.

In general? Human beings/Terrans are not to be trifled with, despite their modernization. Sheer determination, stubbornness produced by hormones and protective instinct, and dulled senses will kill you, take caution.

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Things Bookworms Say/Think as They Read
  • …WHY?!?!
  • Wait, what the heck just happened?
  • OH, i skipped over a page. No wonder nothing made sense.
  • I wish you were real…
  • Daaaaaaamn! this character is hot!
  • I swear to all that is holy is this character dies I will destroy something
  • …well that was a stupid decision.
  • I ship it…like FedEx.
  • Why are you attracted to them?!? They treat you like dirt!!
  • Wow, what a plot twist…(sarcasm)
  • WOAH! What a plot twist!(not sarcasm)
  • Why would you do that?!?
  • …Nope. Nope! That’s it! I’ve had it! I’m noping the f*ck out of this book!
  • Oh God! *bends over in pain* the feels…right in the heart
  • No. Don’t lie to your love interest. Lying only makes it worse…goddamnit.
  • Aw! They’re so good together! <3
  • Do not flip to the end. Do not flip to the end to see what happens. Do not-GODDAMNIT!
  • Oh! I see what you did there author! lol
  • Do NOT hurt my cinnamonroll characters!
  • They’re twisted, cruel, sarcastic, and possibly the most evil person in the universe…they’re mine now. I call dibs.
  • …this book is too small to read without cracking the spine! (mass market books)
  • I’m already reading this book but that book just got in the mail but this other book has been on my shelf for a month…