sometimes I think about bisexual Harry Potter, and about how it could have changed so much of the story, and right now I’m thinking about how it could have related to Dudley
like, when Dudley laughs and sneers at him at the beginning of OotP. “Who’s Cedric? Your boyfriend?” Dudley asks Harry with an ugly grin on his face.
And Harry breaks down and cries, because yes, Cedric was his boyfriend, and now he’s dead. Dudley just stares at him, pale with shock. Harry has never cried like this in front of him, not once in all these years. Harry always has a witty come-back, thinks he’s so bloody smart, and this is something Dudley can’t deal with.
And then the Dementors come, and it makes Dudley see the kind of person he is. Harry protects them, and even though Dudley can’t see the dementors, he somehow knows that it wasn’t Harry who did this.
Harry of course expects that Dudley uses this new knowledge of Harry against him - he packs his bags, waiting patiently to be kicked out as soon as Dudley tells his parents they got a raging queer living under their roof - but nothing happens.
In the next few days, Dudley is quiet and withdrawn. Harry thinks it’s because the dementors scared the crap out of him, and he’s glad, because Dudley’s friends are never there anymore, and Dudley seems to be too lost in thought to be violent.
The night before Harry gets picked up by the Order, Dudley walks into Harry’s room unannounced and completely startles Harry. This never happens. Dudley looks pale, even scared. Everything about this is so absurd that Harry forgets to put his guard up like he usually does around Dudley. He watches his cousin closely as Dudley sits down uncomfortably on Harry’s chair, his eyes nervously darting around the room.
“When did you know?” Dudley asks eventually. It’s obviously tormenting for him to say it.
Harry is confused. “What do you mean?”
Dudley looks like he might choke on his tongue, trying to get the words out. “That you’re - you’re -”
Okay so I found my dead grandfather’s journal from 56 years ago. This is some old stuff, okay, and I was like yeah I’m gonna read a page or two.
Basically he wrote down this road trip he did with a friend of his (name is Giulio) but at some point it gets so weird.
I’ll try my best to translate it from italian to english (english is not my first language) and well, I’m also having a hard time trying to read my gandpa’s writing cause he wrote like a drunk snail.
Now, beware, my grandfather was an italian man dedicated to work, church, work and work, who believed in the traditional family and all that Jazz. But at some point I reach this part where he writes: “yesterday me and Giulio slept in the same tent as mine was stolen at the gas station. As it was really cold, we slept close. In the middle of the night I realized that the warmth next to me did not belong to my Nadia (his fiancé at the time, my grandmother). It was the most intense feeling I’ve ever felt”.
And I was like allright that’s some weird no homo bullshit but who cares.
BUT THEN IT JUST GETS WORSE.
“I was having a cigarette whilst Giulio was asleep in the car, having a nap before we hit the road again. In the midst of the smoke of my tobacco, I saw his face and thought that the woman who is going to marry him will be lucky”.
Grandpa, what the hell?
BUT OH NO IT JUST GETS BETTER.
“We shared a bed. Old motel did not have spare rooms, it was awkward at first. Then I started thinking that the warmth of Giulio’s body is somehow becoming more familiar to me then Nadia’s.”
Now, I have like seventy more pages of this goddamn journal but I am pretty fucking sure my gandfather had the worst crush over his best friend.
Anyway, can we just appreciate how every character page in the volumes are all completely different
i think my favorites are the second one, where all Might, Izuku and Bakugou are doing some kinda weird dance thing (and idek what Aizawa is doing back there), and the third, where they’re all adorably bundled up for winter
Hey hello, so I’m feeling smart today and have been thinking about some theories, or maybe just observations?? I mean idek what this posts is so let’s just beging.. get cozy ladies and gentleman this is me using my brains:
So the intro to Power is as followsi hope i got it right jskjsksj + my weird analysis
“The Universe has transformed, distorted space has been re-assemblebled, warped time has been reset, and the unpurified red force -incomprehensible, kind of like bruised or induced?- two suns with darkness… oh wait, this isn’t the right place for today, is it? hmm nah, not here, oh cute but not here…”
Naturally, it talks about the red forces and we can see someone with their hands wide open in a dark cloak, two suns losing their brightness.
Now it obviously is someone signifying the red forces but what surprised me is that its cloak is really similar to the one the boys used in Mama.
And, like Mama, it talks about two suns which only means there are two fairly similar parallel universes. And Mama also talks about time, remember: “the legends hereby divide the three in half and hide each side, hence time is overturned and space turns obscure…” and then it goes onto how the legends divided and created two suns that look alike and careless careless shoot anonymous
there are two suns, TWO SUNS, what we saw in Power, but what is so odd is that it mentions how time is reset and the space re-assembled, you would think that is good right? but I suppose it only happens when the legends come together, and remember, the suns are still dark and the red forces unpurified. meaning it hasn’t ended, I assume the war with the red forces, so either time and space are worst than before or they’re starting to get better.
But there’s something else, it says the red forces are unpurified so that means they were pure once right? or that they can become pure… which brings me to this: maybe Baekhyun is the one trying to purify them. Them or whatever turns dark. Why? Because he’s light.
And doesn’t he always sacrifice himself? We saw it in the MAMA performance actually calledthe sacrifice. Baekhyun is the only one whose light didn’t turn blue, wasn’t purified. his was red, he was the sacrifice.
And in Monster he’s the one that helps them out too, he’s undercover and seems to hold a “high position”, I would say, in the side of whoever captured exo, and he risked it anyway, to help them free
But it could also mean another thing. Maybe Exo really did become “monsters”, as in they turned dark and kind of evil, and Baekhyun releasing them represents him “purifying” them. Which brings me onto something else, which is so stupid but whatever let me think for once ..maybe Exo can become evil too, like the red forces (or are they the red forces???) and that’s why the red forces want them. That’s why Baekhyun protects them, maybe because he’s light and can never be devoured by darkness.
Also in Power, at the end, he’s falling.
Does that mean he sacrificed himself then, too? And, did you see that key??? I may be a little crazy and I may or may not have been crying at the end of the MV but I saw it .
And you know what it looks like?
That’s right my type the fucking caduceus, symbol of a doctor. And what is a doctor? A healer. And who is a haler? Lay. And what is Lay? Yixing. And what Is Yixing? Love. And what is love?? OT-FUCKING-9
OKAY maybe I went a bit overboard but there’s a possibility!!! But why the key? Is Yixing the key? (not actually lmao) Or is he trapped somewhere and that is the key that’ll set him free.? And if it is, who trapped him? The red forces?? And is that why Baekhyun feel back to earth I guess?? To get him back??
Anyway, moving on after the intro…
Which I really liked , let’s show some love to the intro!! Well, the narrator said something like this isn’t the right place for today and moved on to show different scenes.
This had me thinking. Maybe each of Exo’s songs is from a different, parallel universe/planet and that’s why they’re so diverse. How awesome is that? They can jump from one reality to another, I guess, so may be Wolf will have a comeback :’) Gasp. maybe that’s why some songs have some elements from anothers (cbx in the one and ka ching), because they’re a very similar reality to the original one! that or sm is running out of ideas lmao jk I love
So then there’s the tunnel and claw like machine
Now the part of the tunnel thingy I dONT understand much? I mean, like the point of it? idk but it was really cute and well made kudos and let’s appreciate.
However, the machine. mhmmm is it suppose to signify the red forces? I mean it was red.
And there’s more. The machine, in it’s claw, it had their orbs of power. And it used them.
Does that mean that the red forces found a way to activate their powers? Are the spheres the powers though. Or do the guys just need them to activate them?
And it’s funny, how they used the guns and just shot everywhere. and I mean everywhere, it seemed they didn’t know how to used them.
I mean, he almost shot Kyungsoo lmao.
But then there’s Kai…
he knows what he’s doing and he looks damn good doing it huhuh. And I think it’s maybe because his power (teletransportation) doesn’t usually aid him in battle other than defense so he normally uses weapons while the others use their powers. hence the others look wrecked af (and cute af)
There’s more. remember that I said the machin had the orbs? Well why didn’t he have Baekhyun’s? Is it really because he’s light?
My mom helped me out a bit on this one lmao. I think the cat is Baekhyun’s “orb”, that’s why the machine didn’t have it and it said in the teasers it couldn’t be retrieved.
Now the cat
The kitten had an L in it. Many think it’s for Lay, and it could be but I’m holding to my idea about the key lmao. There’s the theory that the kitten represents us, ExoL. And if yes, that’s SO FREAKING CUTE.
you see that fucking look and smile istg he was thinking about exoL like that one time in the take you home mv this idiot melts my heart hskdkajdh
Get this.. the kitten is Baekhyun’s orb, it’s his light. Is that supposed to mean we, ExoL, are Baekhyun’s (and exo’s) light? And if it does, maybe that has something to do with For Life I know crazy, but remember when Chanyeol enters in that room?
It’s suddenly full of lights I believe used to represent our lightsticks and, in turn, us!
There’s also this funny think my mom said. When the kitten presses the button
she said it’s like when you play a game in an arcade and it’s funny because Power is all about character cards and that.
So maybe Exo’s just playing a game with their avatars lmao that’s so random
ANYWHO… That’s been long and quite long omggg sORRY but what I do want to say is please do appreciate Power, it’s fresh and light and different and beautiful, not to mention, I do believe our boys had a blast while recording the MV and are very proud of it, we should be too!!
okay so I just got back from meeting bob at Calgary Expo and my life is complete and i’m lowkey dying (but also feel like I’ve been revived from the dead???) so i will be making a post about that later BUT NOW ITS TIME TO VOOOOOOOOTE
Okay. So I don’t know how many of you read/watch Attack on Titan and read the webtoon, “Winter Woods” at the same time, (btw, you guys should check out both cause it is AWESOME), but i came across something.
// Disclaimer: I do not own Attack On Titan and Winter Woods and this is just some dumb sh** that came to my mind. //
Anyways, while I was reading Winter Woods, one of the characters’ name is…
NOW. I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HECK I WAS ON ABOUT BUT BEING A LEVIHAN TRASH I THOUGHT OF THIS:
Hanji ZOE = ZOE
LEVi Ackerman = LEV
I thought that what if Zoe’s name, (character from Winter Woods) was based on Levihan.
I was pretty happy with this ‘theory’ but at the same time I was like
While I kept reading the webtoon, another idea popped up on my head.
I saw THIS (please forgive me, irdk what I was on about)
Similar hair colour as Hanji?? (HMMM…)
And similar eye colour as Levi??
Now at this point I was like…
After this idea I don’t really know anymore.
(Heck, idek what’s the point of this post)
Some of you might be like…
or even be like…
But either way, I don’t really mind, as this was just some dumb idea that came to me and wanted to share this.
//Again, I DO NOT own AOT nor Winter Woods and the characters and stories go with their respective creators, just this weird as idea is mine. (I’m sorry, please forgive me *hides in the corner*)
Okay so like everyone always talks about what if Draco went to Beauxbaton instead of Hogwarts or what if he spoke French and stuff but I just had an idea… Harry, to further get away from the Dursleys, went to Beauxbaton instead. He grows up in a place where elegance and grace and things like etiquette are (probably) taught so he actually learns how not to be such a brash Gryffindor. Plus he grows up without threat of Voldemort every god damn year. BUT THEN- the triwizard tournament happens, and Harry goes to Hogwarts with his fellow school mates only to meet Big headed, egotistical, Slytherin Draco Malfoy. Practically growing up at Beauxbaton has taught Harry many things, which means he’s able to control his temper more around Malfoy and simply brush off any rude comments as if they mean nothing to him. As time passes though Harry realizes that Draco is one of the only people in this damn school that can actually speak French (Harry hardly ever talks to the Dursleys when he’s home and people at Beauxbaton feel more comfortable speaking French so his English is a mess) which results in them spending more and more time together until they eventually have some weird form of friendship going on. I don’t know if Harry would be a Triwizard champion like in the books and I really don’t care, because when Draco asks Harry to the Yule ball that poor child’s face turns red enough to match the Gryffindor uniform as he quickly says yes.
Working is a very strong word, I interned in the White House in ‘95. I was not good at my job. I was a terrible intern. I was in the office of presidential personnel and I was supposed to be helping sift through candidates for presidentials appointment which there are a tremendous number of. This number may have changed, but at the time, I think, there were 35 hundred positions for presidential appointment, so the president directly appoints 35 hundred people in government and there’s a lot we know about because we are hearing about them right now with Trump and his appointments, which basically, he seems to be just sort of pulling names out of a hat [that has] 'people who are evil’[written on it], like, 'These are the people we choose from’. But that is a small fraction of the number of total appointments that the president can make. There are all of these appointments that are much much lower down on the chain, so there’s a lot of work that goes into that and it’s not just when the administration starts because people are coming and going all along, so. Anyway, I was in that office, doing a lot of database entries. I was writing letters for Bill Clinton, which he would sign, but he wouldn’t even really sign them, there was some machine that signed for him. And the letters would be like, 'Thank you very much for your recommendation for so and so, for secretary of agriculture. Look forward to reading through them, meeting with so and so in person, thank you so much.“ And that email- that letter that I had written, this is pre-email really - email was still just starting at this point - that letter I would write, Bill Clinton would fake-sign it and then it would go to some governor of Nebraska. The intern of governor of Nebraska would read it and write a response letter back to me. So it was like this weird network of interns writing letters to each other that the people who are fake-signing them never read and didn’t care about at all. So there’s this weird world of correspondence that the people who are on the letter never even known about and certainly don’t care about. And that was what I was engaged in, so I discovered that I was not a very good clerical worker. And very bad at database maintenance, so I learned something about myself in the process that I was not well-suited to that task for sure. [x]
(Mun is back from being absent of answering asks for a week! I’ve been occasionally feeling down and like I’m annoying people, so if I’m talking to you and I start getting on your nerves please tell me to stop so I don’t feel worse! Anyways, I’m answering asks from oldest to newest! Asks which are jokes about oddmew’s odd appearance/oddish side will probably be ignored, since my askbox has 25 asks and i feel alot of pressure to answer them all, so if your ask doesn’t get answered, please wait until I’ve empties the askbox! See ya~)
An Illustrated Guide to Height Differences & Mark Gatiss
This is Mark Gatiss, and he is 6 feet and 1 inch in height. How would this compare with your height? Or the height of your friend/pony/garden fence? This is an illustrated guide to help you compare his height with that of other people and everyday objects.
This is Mark Gatiss and Bunsen. Adult male Labradors are typically around 2 feet in height at the shoulder. You can already tell how scientific this post is.
This is Mark Gatiss and Shirley Henderson, who is just under 5 feet and 1 inch in height. Possibly aided by heels.
This is Mark Gatiss and Una Stubbs, who is 5 feet and 2 inches in height. Possibly hampered by being tucked under both Mark & Benedict’s arms like a baby chick.
This is Mark Gatiss and Martin Freeman, who is somewhere between 5 feet 6 or 5 feet 7 inches in height. The sass adds a few inches.
This is Mark Gatiss and Reece Shearsmith, who is around 5 feet and 7 inches in height. Bonus!background Ian Hallard.
This is Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat, who is around 6 5 feet and 8 inches in height. Steven can stretch all he likes but Mark seems confident.
This is Mark Gatiss and Steve Pemberton, who is approximately 5 feet and 9 inches in height. They weren’t at secondary school here, they are adults, promise.
This is Mark Gatiss and Ian Hallard, also 5 feet and 9 inches in height. Love knows no height difference boundaries.
This is Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch, who is 6 feet in height. Mycroft is both the taller and the smarter brother.
This is Mark Gatiss and David Tennant, who matches with Mark in height as well as geekery by being around the 6 feet and 1 inch point.
This is Mark Gatiss and Tom Hiddleston, who is approximately 6 feet and 2 inches in height. We’ve reached the alien land of Mark not being the tallest thing in the photo.
This is Mark Gatiss and David Walliams, who is somewhere a little over 6 feet and 2 inches in height. This almost doesn’t compute; he’s actually starting to look on the short side.
This is Mark Gatiss and Steven Fry, who is beyond the realm of 6 feet 4 inches tall. The Mycroft-ception is strong.
This is Mark Gatiss and a British Telecom phone box, which is approximately 8 feet in height. You’ll have to imagine the top half a foot or so (of the box - not Mark).
Finally this is Mark Gatiss and Christ the Redeemer, who is 98 feet in height. Despite the optical illusion of Mark having legs that go on for miles, he is actually the shorter figure in this photo.