is this too old

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Happy 38th Birthday Heath Ledger (april 4, 1979 - january 22, 2008) 
“ I like to do something I fear. I like to set up obstacles and defeat them. I like to be afraid of the project. I always am. When I get cast in something, I always believe I shouldn’t have been cast. I fooled them again. I can’t do it. I don’t know how to do it. There’s a huge amount of anxiety that drowns out any excitement I have toward the project. ”

Houses as things I overheard while hiking
  • Gryffindor: "I went off the trail and scaled a steep cliff by accident but the view was amazing. Worth dying for? I don't know, because I didn't so I want to say yes."
  • Hufflepuff: "Stop hopping? You're the one who told me to be one with nature. So I'm a bunny. Hop hop hop."
  • Ravenclaw: "I learned something about myself today. I learned that my body can undergo a lot more torture than I ever expected."
  • Slytherin: "I would totally do this again, but I'm not into self endangerment or masochism. I've had enough exercise to last a lifetime, thanks."

I know we rag on Navi the fairy in LoZ fandom from time to time but OoT Link was like twelve and honestly Navi is just stressed out.

she’s just a tiny blue mom, guys. 

she’s a tiny blue mom and she is just very anxious and sometimes she freaks out and screams at you because you ran across a dangerous booby-trapped bit of hallway. Okay? It’s understandable. There is a twelve-year-old in the Shadow Temple. 

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His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

happy birthday, harry james potter! (b. july 31, 1980)

Okay I mean everyone acts like Priyanka Maheswaran is an overprotective helicopter mom for not wanting her 12 year old daughter to learn swordfighting and go up against a bunch of functionally immortal rock aliens in combat but if I found out all that stuff along with the fact that some pasty lanky ass shellfish lady was teaching my daughter that her life meant nothing and she should sacrifice everything for a 14 year old boy I’d storm down to the temple and kick Pearl’s ass myself

This is it guys, 19 years later, lets do this one last time.

Back to witches and wizards and to magical beasts 

To goblins and ghosts and to magical beasts 

It’s all that I want, and all that I need 

At Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

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Happy Birthday Pidge Gunderson / Katie Holt ( April 3rd )

“I bet my bottom dollar you’re gonna be part of something that makes the whole universe sit up and take notice.” 

D'you want to go to the ball with me? part 1

Harry: *standing outside the door, pacing around nervously*

Cho: What are you doing here?

Harry: *summoning all his courage takes a deep breath*

Draco: *watches the scene from a distance*

Cho: Oh.

Cho: - someone’s already asked me.

Harry: *nodding nervously*

Draco: *approaches, looking as smug as always*

Draco: *smirks* Maybe I should-

casting director’s notes: best Cho Chang @arabella-prongs
best Draco Malfoy @space-marauder

Part 2

Hope of Morty

Look, I know there’s like a million Hope of Morning vids already, but trust me. This is a Rick Sanchez song.

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