is this not the wave!

Jade gemstones carry an earthly, nurturing energy that uplifts and soothes the heart.

(Turns out l didn’t have time to make something for my starboy’s bday so here, have some Shance fluff in a jade mood palette instead)

Let us again pretend that life is a solid substance, shaped like a globe, which we turn about in our fingers. Let us pretend that we can make out a plain and logical story, so that when one matter is despatched — love for instance — we go on, in an orderly manner, to the next.
—  Virginia Woolf, The Waves
  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: if you'll look in your seat back pockets, you'll find a magazine full of think pieces blaming you for eVERYTHING, from global warming to the death of he automobile industry!
  • psychic: what the--
  • me: SERVE UP THE AVOCADO TOAST, IT FUCKIN TASTES GOOD!
  • psychic: what the fuck.
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Cherry: “Hi there Atlantic, are you ok? You seem nervous.”

Atlantic: “Oh how embarrassing.  This is the first time I’ve ever been on a TV show and I’m a little scared.  I didn’t mean to make such a bad first impression.”

Cherry: “Don’t be silly, you are not making a bad first impression.  I just want to make sure you feel at ease around me.  Tell me a little bit about yourself.”

Atlantic: “Well, I love people, even if they do make me nervous.  I also had a dream to pursue acting, but gave up on that a long time ago.  Now I think it might be fun to own an art studio some day.”

Cherry: “Oh you paint, how lovely.  I’m not much of an artist myself, but I do love visiting art galleries.  Maybe we’ll have the chance to visit one together some day.”


Atlantic decided to Make A Silly Face at Cherry which she happily accepted and reciprocated before giving Atlantic a 10/10 on the attraction score.  Her final relationship score was 7.18!