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following this piece 

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(x)(x) An update for the wedding! Congrats Matt & Marisha <3.

Can I get on the plane now please?

NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS

Okay

Any updates?

YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!

Okay

Can I have a sandwich please?

NO

Okay

YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU?

Noo

SAY IT

I’m a little fat girl

Can I please go home on an airplane?

NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS

Why are you doing this?

🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶


Lets see if southwest has any flights

Forever in our hearts. Happy Birthday Carrie, we miss you. 🌙✨🌟🌹❤️ 

How can you forget someone you’ve loved for so long if thinking about them became a habit?
—  T.D

God, I really wish I played Fallout New Vegas around the time it was released. I can only imagine the joy of convincing your friends who were also disappointed with Fallout 3 to buy New Vegas just by spoiling the kind of bullshit that happens in the game completely out of context

Me: “So the angry mailman finally arrives at Las Vegas, which is just like the real one. That Woody Robot stalker I told you about tells him to visit Walt Disney and his robot girlfriend, but my mailman is PISSED and goes straight to Chandler Bing’s casino for an express delivery of whoop-ass. I end up having a drink with Chandler and he tells me about how he became the leader of his tribe of dudes in suits and his plan of conquering the shitty desert with Disney’s animatronics.”

Friend: “…huh. Wasn’t Elvis the boss of Las Vegas though?”

Me: “No, Elvis and his cute cyborg dog rule Las Vegas’ ghetto, although the murderous laser merchants and that brothel with the ghoul cowboy prostitute and robot fister are pretty influential too. These factions are very complex”

i think someone might have already made a post like this but imagine the in-universe fan videos on youtube like 

  • “five straight minutes of viktor nikiforov putting his arm around yuuri katsuki”
  • “olympics mood” and its clip of one of yuuri’s post skate interviews with the camera slow zooming on viktor’s, who is looking at yuuri like he’s simultaneously living and dying
    • the audio is replaced with the slow sax from careless whisper
  • “yuuri katsuki rants about how much he loves viktor nikiforov [COMPILATION]”
    • the video is an hour long and viktor has retweeted a link