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Every Time You Call

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written by: Mel | @caramelkru

prompt: ‘modern day fic where bellarke decide to send nudes to each other even though they’re just friends? ’ for anonymous

word count: 1406

[10.42pm] bellamy?

[10.45pm] Clarke

[10.45pm] ok good. just making sure u’re holding ur phone

[10.46pm] … What??

[10.47pm] Clarke sent an image

[10.49pm] Uh

[10.49pm] That is

[10.50pm] stop typing n backspacing n typing again u can ditch the awkward idk-whats-goin-on spiel i just needed to vent

[10.51pm] With a picture of your boobs?????

[10.51pm] … Those are YOUR boobs, right?

[10.53pm] yes very much mine

[10.54pm] i’m making up for all the unsolicited dick pics out there in the world

[10.54pm] By sending an unsolicited boob pic?

[10.54pm] boob pics are always solicited

[10.55pm] Fair point

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anonymous asked:

Hey,could you please write a HC about what the RFA+V+Saeran would do for MC'S birthday? I looooove your writing,thanks a lot :)

sorry i took so long!! hope u enjoy!!!! AND TO ANYONE WHO’S BIRTHDAY IT IS (or even isn’t) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!


-he makes a Day of it
-three bouquets throughout the day
-one is straight up just red roses
-the other two are a lovely bouquet of seasonal flowers depending on MC’s birth date and a bouquet of MC’s favorite flower(s)
-each bouquet has the same amount of flowers, all depending on how old MC is turning!! (though he caps it at 30….. bc he knows what’s good for his health and his wallet haha)
-tbh Zen has thought A LOT about this (and all the holidays etc, he’s wanted to do this kind of thing for his SO since before even meeting MC that first time in the chatroom……. like….. remember the Christmas DLC? yeah.. he wants this to be a very special occasion. he literally has fantasized about this)
-he takes MC out for breakfast at a local family diner and the staff sings “Happy Birthday”/variant birthday song and it emBARRASSES MC to no end
-y this hyun
-and they go out for a movie after breakfast, whatever one MC wants to see
-the movie theatre is mostly empty and it’s.. really nice…….
-Zen and MC wander around town, window shopping (maybe actually shopping), and do food cart foods for lunch!!
-he knows where all the best ones are and he’s so excited to show them to MC
-it’s so cute he’s so cute!!
-next up!!
-motorcycle ride!!!!
-he rly gets a kick out of MC clinging to him while they ride haha
-Zen takes MC to a place with a great view, possibly his spot in the mountains if there’s time
-they manage to stop on the way home to watch the sunset
-it’s beautiful
-selfies r taken and subsequently posted to the chatroom
-Zen gets out some light snacks when they finally get home, and sets about making dinner (it’s curry, that’s his best dish)
-he planned this whole day out
-for MC
-and has just…… been v affectionate all day, physically and vocally
-he loves them
-so, so much
-more than he can truly express
-and he’s so glad that he gets to spend their birthday with them
-even if the day hadn’t gone to plan… he would have been happy just being near MC


-yo listen……. Yoosung throws a party. he invites the RFA..
-but like. okay.
-it’s not just like….. a party at home
-Yoosung springs for a party at a bowling alley with an arcade and open bar
-things get drinky
-Yoosung gets drinky
-he’s been so nervous about this all day he just wants to impress and please MC omg so precious fuck
-this boy can’t do shots though
-so he’s had like two cocktails in the last 20 minutes he is tipsy
-like….. cocktails have a p high alcohol content, my children……. but u can hardly taste it
-Yoosung wants to down these like juice, ‘cause that’s what it tastes like “MC just lemme have one more please i promise im not even drunk MC”
-“yoosung pls.”
-he’s so clingy…. just wants to hold MC forever, even just their hand!!
-and if MC isn’t in his immediate vicinity he is hanging off of one of the others (usually Zen)
-there is definitely. 4 sure.
-drunk bowling
-Jumin Han, not nearly as tipsy as anyone else, requires gutter shields
-Zen will neeeever let him live that down
-Jaehee wins every round she plays
-she brought her own bowling ball
-after a couple games the group splits up and Yoosung, MC, and Seven go to the arcade, which is on its own floor of the building
-there are plans to regroup back downstairs for junk food and cake later
-but first.. arcade!!!
-Seven heads straight for the racing games
-while Yoosung and MC take their time wandering around trying different things while Yoosung is sobering back up
-they play giant Connect Four
-and a couple crane games
-there’s a giant Fruit Ninja (Yoosung gets the new high score)
-they get into one of the two player booth games and it’s a horror/suspense game
-Yoosung is terrified.. and clingy
-MC is maybe not……. as scared.. haha
-Seven takes video
-there’s a lot of screaming (some of it is Seven actually….)
-all three go play skeeball together
-they’ve been racking up tickets this whole time
-maybe not enough for anything rly fancy like the PS4?????? that’s on display???
-but….. Yoosung and MC pool their tickets and manage to get a dragon plushie (it’s beautiful, like opal colors and ice blue horns and shit)
-they use the leftover tickets on candy
-they name the dragon
-it’s their child now
-they introduce the dragon plush to everybody back downstairs as such
-“This is our child, Iseul, and we love them dearly.”
-“they’re scaly and breathe fire, but they’re beautiful and we love them. Our lovely Iseul~”
-“I thought we agreed on ice powers??”
-“fire is classic, tho!!”
-“…….u have a point..”
-“oh!! oh!!! both???”


-they take a couple days off and go to the beach together
-the hotel has an indoor pool and hot tub
-so there can be swimming and chilling in the water no matter the time of year MC’s birthday is!!
-they go out early in the morning at low tide to comb the beach for shells
-so many sand dollars!!!
-they saw some rly big starfish in the tide pools it was awesome!!!!
-since they’re staying in a lil touristy beach town they have breakfast in a local café
-one that’s got like lace curtains and all the tables are only big enough for two people
-a cutesy cozy place!!
-after breakfast MC gets a FaceTime call from Zen and he sings them Happy Birthday what a dork
-MC and Jaehee are crying wth y is he so sweet???
-Zen is flustered at the crying and promises to do this same thing for Jaehee for her birthday too!!
-more crying
-Zen is freaking out whY ARE U CRYING PLS DONT IM SORRY IM SOR—
-aaaaand he accidentally hung up
-cue both MC and Jaehee receiving frantic apology texts from Zen
-they don’t reply fast enough??
-Zen has already promised VIP tickets to his next show to apologize for making his two biggest fans cry
-omg zen calm down they were happy tears
-aaanyway MC and Jaehee do a bunch of wandering around the kitschy tourist shops and spots
-holding hands and occasionally smooching
-they take a bunch of photos and selfies to document the trip
-they go to the local seafood restaurant for dinner and take a slice of cake each back to the hotel for dessert
-Jaehee and MC enjoy some quiet time in the hotel together, snuggled up on the bed reading separate books
-and then they start getting handsy
-it’s kind of become a competition
-how high up the thigh before u react type of chicken
-except they both win bc…… it leads to sexy fun times??
-anyway it is a good time!!! at the beach!!!!


-he promises that they’ll do whatever MC wants to do for their birthday (within reason)
-they choose an amusement park date
-Jumin does some research and ends up flying the two of them to Disneyland
-in France
-I mean……. they def discussed this trip before it happened but like..
-jumin is kind of extra i love him
-he wears a suit the first day in Didneylan
-MC is not surprised, but also…… “Jumin we’re getting u comfy clothes for this”
-he gets
-and a couple Disney shirts bc they’re everywhere
-he and MC get matching shirts
-it’s too cute
-Jumin tries to take selfies but they are all blurry af
-he keeps them and posts them to the chatroom anyway
-MC thinks it’s rly precious and takes much better selfies (but only posts the shitty ones, partly for solidarity but also bc Jumin thinks it’s funny too)
-also Jumin calls Yoosung every day bc he is pet- and penthouse-sitting for them
-FaceTime with Elizabeth the 3rd
-she cries over the phone
-she recognizes her humans omg
-oh my god Jumin takes MC to a fancy restaurant while they’re both still wearing their Disneyland clothes
-they almost get turned away from their own reservation because the place has a dress code
-but MC’s partner is Jumin Han
-they get in
-surrounded by other people all in their fanciest dinner clothes, Jumin Han is wearing a Mickey Mouse ears hat(“a classic! a tradition, even!!” MC had insisted), a shirt with the Aristocats on it, jeans, and sneakers, and MC is dressed p similarly as they eat
-it’s beautiful
-MC takes photos and videos for the chatroom this is the best goddamn thing Happy Birthday to Me
-Jumin is glad that MC is enjoying their birthday trip so much


-it starts at midnight
-“MC!! MC!!! It’s ur birthday!!!!!! Happy birthday!!!”
-Seven is shoved onto the floor
-no mercy
-he’s laughing tho
-and pouting and whining playfully
-“but it’s your birfday and i luv u”
-MC leans over the side of the bed to squint at him
-“love me in the morning when im a human again”
-MC bundles back up in the blankets, they become a blankety burrito
-dramatic GASP from Seven
-“my SO is an alien” v soft tone, full of wonder
-he crawls back into the bed and flops onto and embraces the burrito MC (“ugh, be gentle, Saeyoung omg” “aaaaa sorry sorry I’ll be gentle I promise! im the gentlest boy!!”)
-“the love of my life lived among the stars….. in a SPACESHIP!!”
-“pls sleep Saeyoung…….”
-but he just keeps going and it’s less MC Is An Alien, and more….
-“MC did u know? that statistically you r a miracle?”
-MC turns their head “…..yeah?”
-Seven’s eyes are wide and earnest and his tone has gone from jokingly in awe to genuinely so
-“yeah!!” he snuggles up nice n close “like,, even just genetically ,, , you exist because certain events led your parents to each other and if any one little thing had gone differently….. you wouldn’t be here.. and it’s the same for them! Their parents and their parents’ parents!!
-“the chances of you being here in this moment are so astronomically low!! but ur here!!! u exist here and now and I–”
-he stops for a moment, just.. overwhelmed with his feelings
-“and im so glad that you exist, MC”
-he sounds out of breath like the thought knocked it out of him
-“im so so glad you’re here.. i love you”
-he presses his forehead to the space between MC’s neck and shoulder, nose pressed against their skin
-his nose might be a lil cold
-but his breath is warm
-“happy birthday, MC”


-he does not want to go out
-he’d rather stay in to celebrate
-okay. three words
-ice cream cake
-the goal here for Saeran is to get one
-to just… experience it
-but also for MC’s birthday
-there’s a conversation that goes something like:
-“MC, can we just stay in? nothin fancy?”
-and MC shrugs “sure. that actually sounds p nice……. although…….”
-Saeran is suspicious “although what?”
-“I kind of want…… ice cream cake?”
-and just. he stops
-he stops???
-“that’s a thing?????”
-MC goes for a dramatic look and answer
-“that is a thing
-“y didn’t I know about this what the hell yOURE GETTING ICE CREAM CAKE FOR UR BIRTHDAY MC”
-and he is on his way OUT THE DOOR
-MC shouting after him “U CANT FOOL ME SAERAN!!!! I KNOW U WANT THE CAKE FOR YOU!!!!”
-and i mean
-he’s not gonna deny it
-he is gone for three hours
-comes back home with two ice cream cakes bc he couldn’t decide between the funfetti one or the chocolate one
-MC is a lil exasperated, but indulgent bc hey ice cream cake for days!!
-as long as they moderate themselves
-they otherwise stay in and Saeran surprises MC with a lil necklace with a skull charm and a heart charm
-Saeran with a shrug about the charms: “the skull is me and heart is you”
-“r u sure tho”
-“shut up MC”
-a blushing Saeran……… what nice gift


-they start with a lazy morning in bed
-sloppy kisses
-soft touches and messy hair
-intermittently falling back to sleep
-eventually they get out of bed and get ready for the rest of the day
-breakfast at noon
-pancakes and eggs and bacon and sausage and warm flaky biscuits and coffee
-after breakfast V presents MC with what appears to be a scrapbook
-he kisses the side of their head with a happy little “happy birthday, sweetheart” while handing the gift over
-it IS a scrapbook
-it’s full of photos starting from MC’s first time working with the RFA on the party, and over the next few years up until this point
-it’s……. a journey through their life together
-their friendship, their love, their relationships with their friends
-there are notes scrawled all over every page in every free space between photos
-notes from their friends
-little stories giving context to the photos
-a few little doodles and well-wishes
-it honestly makes MC tear up
-it just….. feels so warm

《NCT “Dream”Theory》

So, as we all try to make sense of NCT’s concept, I decided to try and make sense of the story line the MVs bring along instead; just cause it’s more fun. So grab some fishy crackers, fruit, pizza rolls, whatever floats your boat, because you’re in for a dramatic explanation (?) that I tried so hard to make sense of. Beware of grammar errors, jumping around, inconsistency, as well as spelling, I’m not perfect, and  enjoy~ tell me what you think!

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- winwin as a boyfriend would be a1 seriously
- it all started when winwin saw your name on kun’s friend list on facebook and clicked on it only because you looked pretty
- he really did think you were pretty though
- he tried to keep it a secret because thats embarrassing. hes lookin thru one of kun’s pretty friends’ profile pics. kun would never let him live it down
- and he thinks hes bein all slick and secretive
- but nah kuns already seen him lookin thru your profile
- winwin has a habit of keepin his phone screen bright
- and having no password
- “so ur into my friend, i see”
- winwin would widen his eyes and smile stiffly “hahaha…..what r u talking about”
- “dont play dumb with me sicheng you literally sat in front of me and scrolled through her profile with your screen at maximum brightness”
- “…………..oh”
- kun would set the both of you up together
- except winwin won’t know that he is
- on the other hand, you do, but you didnt know it was gonna be him. u just asked kun to set you up on a blind date
- and wala
- “kun where are u taking me-_- i have to get up early tomorrow to practice the dance we learned a few days ago”
- “you can get up later lets go on an adventure”
- winwin would actually think him and kun are goin on an adventure like best buds
- kun plays him a lot tho
- hes surprised winwin hasnt caught on yet
- winwins all like “ohhh my we’re d best of friends!” then he’ turn around and kuns gone
- “hi… are you sicheng?”
- winwin would turn around all angry nd peeved bc how dare kun do that but then his heart would drop to his stomach and all of a sudden his hands are all clammy
- “oh, s-sorry. my friend set me up on a date and you look like the guy he showed me a pictu-”
- “yes im sicheng, but you can call me winwin.”
- he’d think hes bein all suave n shit but in reality he’s like purple nd it sounds like hes choking on something
- u guys would hit it off actually nd now winwin kinda feels bad he was creepin ur fb profile for the past few days
- you guys would depart all buddy-like nd he would feel bad bc he felt like he needed to do smth else but he was jus scared :(
- the next day he’d wake up to a new fb notification and it says that u’ve requested to become his friend and he literally jumps through the roof
- “good now u can look through her profile like a friend rather than a stranger”
- kuns a lowkey savage. truss mi
- winwin would glare at him “yeah ok whats the big deal wit ditchin me last night anyw-?”
- “if it werent for me y/n probably wouldnt of had added you so i’m pretty sure you need to use a diff tone with me sicheng :)”
- “…………..thank you qian kun you are everything a best friend could ever ask for have i ever told u that? ur my best friend. winkun is real and thriving.”
- you on the other hand wouldnt be able to stop smiling. he made that much of an impact on you
- he was very gentlemanly on your date. something most guys are lacking of these days
- he really left a good impression on you.
- you find yourself texting kun “can i get winwin’s number?”
- before you know it, you guys are texting 24/7
- when winwin isn’t dancing, he’s either texting you or sleeping
- you guys would make a lot of inside jokes and things
- i feel like he’d also be the type to start talkin about deep things once 11pm strikes
- the both of you wouldn’t know what you were.
- dating? in a relationship?
- the only thing yall did know is that yall felt right together
- winwin would always be on his phone smilin and taeyong would notice
- “who ya texting winwinnie?” taeyong would nudge winwin’s arm
- “no one” winwin would blush
- “someone special?”
- winwin would smile really big. “yeah.”
- kun would invite you over to the dorms to surprise winwin
- you get along really well with the boys
- “winwins goin from a big baby to a big boy” taeyong would say
- “its not that deep taeyong” yuta would say
- they’d jus be rly happy for u nd winwin honestly
- winwin would walk out the door and see you
- “(y/n)?!?” he’d smile real big and run towards you
- he’d hug you and you’d hug him back and everyone would be oohing and awhing
- winwin wouldnt even notice them being there
- you guys would just stay there hugging for a while then donghyuck would go “JUST KISS EACH OTHER ALREADY-_-”
- and you do
- the minis would make disgusted noises
- jeno wouldn’t tho he’d probably smile real big and clap his hands along with his hyungs aw
- he’d be such a spoilt bf omg
- you’d buy him anything he wants. seriously. anything he asks for from you and he gets it within a week
- it’s okay though because he does the same for you
- you guys just spoil each other continuously
- he asks for ice cream all the time. its really cute
- also whenever you eat the last few scoops of ice cream he gets a lil bit mad. but he restocks every other day just in case
- also getting scared at times bc he sleeps with his eyes open
- he probably falls asleep at random times too
- “sicheng? hun? wake up.. you gotta get to bed..”
- “*groans* i love u babe *goes back to sleep*”
- he’d really just be a big baby
- watching him do his morning stretches while you drink tea omg
- he’d clear out your living room and just take the time to stretch. it rly is another form of art
- “sicheng? hey babe? i gotta question?”
- “yeah?”
- “what’s this kun’s saying about you knowing who i was before our first date?”
- “…….idk a kun who is he”

This is the Fenrys and Whitethorn/Galathynius daughter are mates HC (I am writing a detailed fic but I’m just gonna do this to BECAUSE WHY NOT)

-okay so Fenrys is living in the castle with Aelin and Rowan, and when they have their daughter he’s like “omg she’s adorable”
-but then she gets older and learns she has a powerful mixture of fire, water, ice and wind magic and Fenrys is like damn I’m just gonna keep out of your way
-rowan and Aelin are Proud Parents
-their daughter, let’s say her name is Mia (short for Nehemia, kill me) and she’s ALWAYS had a lil crush on Fenrys like who wouldn’t???
-ANYWAY, Mia has grown up being trained as a warrior but always been shown love and kindness besides that. She could kill a man in 4 seconds let’s be real this is rutting whitethorn’s daughter.
-so she and Fenrys are sparring one day, and he’s laughing at her bc she’s hungover as FUCK (she’s around 30+ years old and immortal) and she’s snarling at him getting real pissed off
-she throws a fire ball at him. It curves away all on its own and lands in the snow
- Fenrys just whispers, “Oh fuck” and stares at her and is thinking “so that’s what it is”
-and fucking Mia is like “Ha, oh no. Dad’s gonna kill you, boyo,”
-Fenrys laughs nervously and goes to walk away but rowan swoops in in hawk form then shifts to see how the training is going
-Fenrys is shitting bricks and Mia is kinda nervous too
-rowan scents their nerves and is like, “What is wrong with you two???”
- “Daddy….” -Mia is pulling the puppy dog eyes and charming smile she’d inherited off her mother
-rowan is like what do you want Mia. She’s all smiles and nerves and Fenrys is vehemently swiping a hand over his throat like “ABORT FUCKING MISSION ABORT” behind rowan’s back.
-anyway Mia sees and is trying not to laugh and rowan is a Confused Birdie
-Mia quickly saves their asses by asking Rowan to go buy her favorite chocolates
-he agrees bc she’s his baby lmao (rowan is the Ultimate Softie"
-anyway a few weeks pass and Fenrys and Mia have been sneaking around and making out and being naughty little turds and one night they making out in the freaking pantry when Aelin comes down for a snack
-she just laughs and says, “Good luck telling your father, Nehemia,”
-Fenrys kinda pales and looks at Mia, “I don’t want to die,”
-“Don’t be so freaking dramatic, Fenrys. Shut up and - oh my gods”
-Fenrys is good with his hands okay
-a couple days later they’re all having a family dinner. Aelin, Rowan, Mia, Aedion, Lys, Fenrys, Gavriel, Elide, and Lorcan.
-Fenrys and Mia’s scents have kind of merged bc they have been getting down and freakay in the pantry
-Gavriel scents it first and is just like “R u fuckin kidden me???”
-Every one but Aelin is confused. Mia chokes on her wine. Everyone is just staring.
-Lorcan is next and he’s like “you couldn’t keep it in your pants just once?”
-Fenrys is trying so hard not to look guilty or at rowan or Mia. Aelin is just leaning back in her chair sipping wine and smirking
-rowan sniffs and his mouth just drops open in shock at first because my best friend is sneaking around with my daughter what in the hell
-Fenrys is trying to explain, but a harsh wind knocks him on his ass and then it’s on
-everyone rushes outside behind rowan who is dragging Fenrys by the shirt lmao
-Mia is a freaking mess. Lysandra is trying to console her
-rowan and Fenrys begin to brawl
- halfway through Mia screams, “HE’S MY MATE”
-rowan drops Fenrys and turns to her like what??? This idiot is your mate?
-Fenrys gets up off the ground and wipes blood from his nose, looking angry and still kinda wary
-Mia shoves her way through the small crowd towards him to inspect his wounds.
-rowan growls when Mia touches Fenrys, and aelin just rolls her eyes and “stupid territorial fae bullshit”
-rowan calms down a bit when aelin holds his hand (what a sook )
-Mia is fuming mad, like she’s so pissed off. She turns to her father and is like “you’re such an asshole”
-“I’m just trying to protect you”
-“im a big girl, dad. If my mate was someone other than Fenrys you’d be fine with it”
-rowan looks uncomfortable because it’s true
-“It’s not like we can control who our mates are” Mia grabs Fenrys’ hand and storms inside, dragging him with her.
-rowan snarls at them “where do you think you’re going?”
-“to clean him up, you buzzard!”
-at few days later Fenrys and Mia are sitting in the lounge room. He’s watching her read bc she’s beautiful
-rowan stalks in looking pissed at their close proximity. Mia doesn’t look up, just ignores he father. Fenrys shifts away looking nervous lmao (I fucking love this kid)
-“Fenrys did you hear something?”
-“did you say something Fenrys?’
-the book flies from her hand, and she finally looks at her father. He looks frustrated and mad, but not at her.
-rowan apologies and says he will try to be okay with their mating bond. He also says the reason he lost it is because he thought Fenrys was just taking advantage of the crush she has on him
-Fenrys is trying SO HARD not to grin because omg Mia was crushing on me
-rowan is STILL TALKING.
-"dad. Shut up. Or I’ll start making out with him right now,”
-rowan growls a bit. Mia smirks, realizing she’s got a way to make her dad suffer for being an ass
-Fenrys snorts, and says he won’t do that to rowan
-Mia grins at him, and he can feel his control slipping because he loves her and wants her and OMG SHE’S GORGEOUS
-rowan is wincing like please stop that right now young lady you’re grounded
-Mia ignores him and kisses Fenrys and god if Fenrys doesn’t try not to kiss her back but she’s so amazing
-rowan pulls them apart with his wind and declares they are not allowed to do that in front of him ever again
-Mia is smirking, knowing she’s won
-over the course of the next few weeks every time rowan catches Mia and Fenrys together they’re either making out our holding hands or being fucking cute. Fenrys always rubs his nose on her throat bc damn she smells good.
-rowan’s form of conversation with them is growing and snarling and “rutting stop that”
-when Fenrys and Mia claim each other (eh eh *nudges you with elbow*) they stay away from the family for a week
-when they get back all rowan can think about is “one of my closest friends is sleeping with my daughter. Must kill him. don’t care if they’re mates”
-and rowan slams Fenrys into the ground. And y'all thought fae males were territorial. Ha. Mia yanks rowan off Fenrys and snarls, “Touch him again and I’ll pluck you like a chicken”
-rowan can’t help but be Proud. His daughter is feisty. He laughs and looks at Fenrys and says, “Good luck, boyo,”
-“help me up you prick,”
-Mia rolls her eyes because fucking fae males I hate them!!!!
-rowan and Fenrys are as good as new. Best buds
-Mia wants to kill them both. She’s so over her family, but she loves them so much. She punches rowan and Fenrys both in the arms and they’re like ow!! What was that for.
-“you’re both juveniles”
-she huffs and kisses Fenrys, rowan sighs. He’s always sighing. He’s suffering OK. Fenrys fights the urge to make out with her. “goddbye” she goes inside to find her mumma to ask for assistance on how to deal with annoying males.
-the cadre are getting drunk af in the kitchen later. The women join in and sit with their respective males.
-when Mia sits on Fenrys’ lap, rowan growls, but it’s half hearted.
“You know if you hurt her you’ve got four males ready to kill you” Lorcan laughs
-“nah, boyo, Mia could quite easily kill him” Gavriel is SO AMUSED by the thought of his great niece killing an all powerful male warrior
-“That’s so true,” rowan is delighted by the idea
-“I honestly don’t know why I bother with any of you” but Mia is grinning bc her family is amazing.
-they all get drunk together and joke about random things until Mia falls asleep on Fenrys lap and everyone is like aww omg that’s adorable.
-and rowan thinks maybe it isn’t so bad at all.

(This is shit forgive me)

Newt Scamander Imagine 3 soulmate au

In which people who have a soulmate will see whatever is written/drawn on each other’s skin.

Newt remembered the first time any marks from his soulmate had turned up on his skin. Of course he had tried to connect with whomever it was before, but there had always been no response. Eventually he just assumed he didn’t have a soulmate. 

But one day when he was in potions class during the beginning of 6th year, he was giving a presentation on how to make Amortentia (due to the fact that he had skipped class the day before to sneak into the forbidden forest and this was part of his punishment) when someone from the back of the room yelled out, “Woah!! What’s on your hand?” 

Newt stopped and looked over at the short, blond haired boy with large glasses confused before holding up his hand to see what all the astonished looks were about. His hand was covered, front and back, with black ink that drew out flowers and swirls and intricate designs. He pulled down he sleeve and watched as slowly, another flower was being drawn on his wrist on its own. Only, it wasn’t appearing on its own. His fantastic soulmate was drawing the art on his/her arm, which was appearing on Newts. 

“Damn!” one girl yelled out, “Your soulmate has some skills!!”

“I have a soulmate,” Newt whispered to himself, “I thought I would die alone and i have a soulmate!” 

“Ah, thank you, but shall we return to the potion,” to Professor interjected, giving Newt a glare for disrupting the class. 

Newt nodded, his spirits lifted immensely, and rolled his sleeve all the way up so he could watch the illustrations growing on his arm from the corner of his eye while continuing the demonstration. 


You rolled up your sleeve further to continue the flowers and designs your were drawing with ink when you heard your name. 


"Y-yes?” you said, snapping out of a daze. 

“What do you think?" 

You laughed nervously, "Oh, um, ha, could you repeat the question?" 

Professor Rose sighed, "Y/n, if you are incapable of focusing during my lessons maybe it would be wise of me to confiscate the quill that distracts you." 

You put the quill down, "No! I swear, I’ll listen!" 

The Professor gave you a skeptical look but turned and continued the lecture. You sighed in relief and sat back in your chair before turing back to your friend Queenie. 

"Y/n! Pay attention!” she whisper-yelled. 

You rolled your eyes thinking ‘fine, I guess I won’t tell you about my soulmate.’

Her eyes went wide and she smiled, “You never told me you had a soulmate??!!" 

"Miss Goldstein!" 

Queenie winced and looked up, "Sorry Professor." 

"Perhaps you and Miss y/l/n would like to take this conversation outside? And then come talk to me when class is over?" 

You and Queenie glanced at each other before gathering your things and going to sit in the hallway. 

"Tell me everything!!” Queenie was beyond exited. 

You laughed, “Alright, alright. So whoever it is has tried to contact me a couple of times but I haven’t responded-”


"Oh, because-" 

"Oh you don’t want to 'tempt fate’? That’s foolish, don’t you want to know them? Oh you do but you want to meet in person normally?" 

"Well, anyways, I was drawing on my arm in class instead of my paper and look what they wrote!!" 

You showed Queenie your bicep proudly, which displayed the words 'you’re a bloody amazing artist!!' 

Queenie smiled, "Aw how cute! But what’s with the 'bloody’?" 

"I don’t know. I read in a book that brits say that. Do you think they could be British?”

“Yeah, why not?" 

"God, I’m going to have to wait forever to meet them then." 

"Don’t worry honey, it’ll feel like no time has passed when you meet them.”


You walked into the living room of the apartment you had spent the night in wearing nothing but your undergarments. Queenie smiled as she was magically tending to both of your outfits for the day. You were about to ask where Tina was when the door opened and she slipped in, two men following her. You stood up, shocked. 

“Teenie! You brought men home!" 

"Tina!” you sounded much less enthusiastic than Queenie and more alarmed, “You brought men home?!" 

 She nodded, "Why don’t you two put something on." 

You were still in disbelief at the strange round man wandering around, seemingly lost in his own world. 

"Is he okay?” You asked no one in particular. 

“Got bitten by a murtlap,” the other man responded. 

“Isn’t that harmful to no-maj- woah." 

You looked up only to be meet with a shockingly handsome face with bright eyes and countless freckles. The stranger gave a weak smile and you heard Queenie giggle in the background. 

"I’m Newt." 

"Y/n,” you responded, still in awe. 

You looked down after a moment and realized you still weren’t properly dressed. 

“I-I should-" 


You walked over to Queenie and grabbed your clothes. 

She elbowed you and whispered, "Y/n! Remember, I know what you’re thinking, you naughty girl/boy!" 

You shot her an angry look and slipped away, going to get dressed and collect yourself before returning to the main room. 


 You and Newt had become very true friends, and you couldn’t wait for him to return back to New York with his newly published book. You had developed some feelings for him, but you tried your best to shoo them away, falling for your best friend was a one-way ticket to HeartBrokenville. The only person who knew of your feelings was Queenie, and only because it was impossible to hide things from her. Finally, after what seemed like hours, there was a knock on the door if Queenie and Tina’s apartment. You stood up, filled with excitement, and Queenie gave you a knowing look before following Tina to answer the door. 

"Hello.” You heard Newt’s sweet voice and you couldn’t help but grin. 

 He greeted Tina and Queenie and before turning in your direction. 

“Y/n,” he spoke your name breathlessly, as though he had been incapable of speaking or breathing or living until he saw you. 

You flashed a smile. 


He opened his arms and you ran into them, "It’s been too long, Newtie!" 

Newt laughed, "I missed you too, love." 

You pulled away, "So… Let me see it!" 

He smiled and held up the book, the bright orange cover making everything else in the room-aside from Newt’s proud smile- seem dull. 

You took it in your hands and felt the cover, "It’s beautiful! I love the smell of a new book!" 

Newt laughed, "I hope you’ll buy it for more than just the smell." 

You faked contemplation, "Nah, that’s it." 

Newt rolled his eyes and you pushed his arm gently. 

"I’m kidding, don’t worry. But I am serious when I say I am so proud of you!" 

Newt’s face turned red. "T-thank you, y/n." 


You could hear the laughter coming from the kitchen in the bathroom. Earlier you had excused yourself to freshen up before Newt’s welcome home dinner, but had become somewhat side-tracked looking at your face in the mirror, you looked over at the quill on the desk in the connecting room and back in the mirror. Wouldn’t it be kinda neat to draw on your face and neck? You could make it look like a tree was growing up your neck and around your face, then wash it off before dinner. Yeah, that would be super neat! You hadn’t drawn on your own skin since Illvermorny years, but it was worth a shot! Besides, you’d had plenty of practice drawing on paper. You dipped the tip in in and began drawing on your neck as you looked in the mirror. You had gotten a little past your chin with the branches and leaves when your ears tuned in to the commotion coming from the living room. You heard shocked tones and rushed words turning into arguing. You didn’t take the time to drop the quill and rushed out to make sure everyone was okay. Newt was looking in the mirror and Queenie, Tina, and Jacob were huddled around him, all shouting suggestions to a distressed Newt. 

"Just wash it off!” Tina recommend. 

“Leave it for a moment!” Queenie interjected. 

“Will you get ink poisoning?” Jacob asked Newt with concern, putting a hand on his shoulder. 

You remained confused and speechless for a moment before yelling, “What on earth is going on?" 

All four turned to you in a rush to explain themselves before pausing. 

You sighed, "Look, I was going to wash it off before I came back but then I heard all the commotion and-" 

"Y/n,” Queenie interupted, “Look at Newt." 

Your eyes made contact with his and you noticed the black in his neck. 

Branches, leaves, and flowers were delicately drawn all the way up to his chin, identical to yours. You remained speechless and looked down at the quill before looking back up at Newt. You took the quill while watching his face and dragged in down your cheek, watching an identical mark paint itself on Newt’s face. 

"It’s you,” you both said in unison. 

Newt and laughed, almost in disbelief, “How lucky can a man get?" 

You smiled, "I guess this would be a good time to say I love you." 

He took in a breath, "Good idea." 

You laughed, joy ringing through the gentle melody coming from your moth, and ran to Newt, who was ready to pull you into a hug and spin you around before looking into your eyes, "I think, deep down, I always knew it was you, y/n y/l/n.”  

You smiled, “I may not have guessed you were my soulmate, but hell, I knew I was in love with you." 

He laughed and smashed his lips against yours. You pulled apart and noticed your three awe-struck friends. Queenie winked and looked back and forth between the two of you, "Why don’t you two go wash that ink off, maybe a shower would work?" 

"Queenie!” Newt scolded and blushed. 

 "Honey, you’re both thinking it!“

hey so im on mobile bc my computer got taken away half way through this, sucks right? so ill fix the other half tomorrow but i really want to get this up for yall!!! pleaseeee remind me if you want to be tagged in anything!! also i loveeee you!!

title: how to get a boyfriend: a comprehensive guide by kuroo tetsurou
fandom: haikyuu!!
pairing: kurodai
word count: 2311
summary: kuroo asks daichi out thru texts, then regrets it: the fic

for @maskyoursmile! i hope this is everything that u wanted!!

here on ao3

Daichi lets out a long, relieved sigh as he finally finishes his homework for the weekend. It’s only Friday, but he’s always found it much easier to do all of his homework as soon as he gets home from school instead of leaving it until Sunday night. It makes it a lot easier to enjoy his weekend, he finds, so even though the guys poke fun at him for it, he sticks to his routine because it’s something that works for him.

After a nice stretch of his arms and spine that leaves his bones feeling pleasantly melty, he reaches for his phone. He always turns it on silent and leaves it facedown while he does his homework to avoid any distractions, but Suga always sends him messages anyway so he figures he should probably check them and get back to him.

When he turns his phone over, however, he finds the screen flashing with an incoming call from Kuroo Tetsurou.

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Wonwoo roommates!au
  • the roommate who gets stressed and talks in his sleep
  • and walks around the room with his eyes closed which makes you really worried
  • [worrying intensifies]
  • “i was sleepwalking again”
  • so you make him a cup of chamomile before going to bed now
  • like it could stop him lmao
  • rarely calls you because the ringtone you gave him is rainism
  • “y/n stop it happened centuries ago”
  • “CAN I LIVE ????”
  • also really likes frogs
  • gets jealous of the convenience store cashier bc he always says something cheesy to you
  • “that was a really bad pick up line y/n trust me”
  • “but wonwoo—”
  • “just horrible”
  • makes mingyu enter eating competitions and bets with you who’s gonna win
  • “if mingyu wins we get a frog”
  • “perfect”
  • what you don’t know is that wonwoo bribed mingyu with candies on the day of the competition bc he really really wants that frog
  • but what hE DOESN’T KNOW is that you threatened mingyu too :))
  • just save mingyu from these people please
  • now wonwoo is ignoring you because apparently your threats are more effective than his bribes
  • he’s not gonna be mad for long anyway
  • “stop making cute faces y/n i’m mad at you”
  • “nah you’re not”
  • you feel a bit guilty tho
  • bc after all wonwoo didn’t ask for the moon okay he asked for a damn frog
  • so you go check out animal shops to get an idea of what having a frog would actually mean and you discover that it’s pricey like wow it this terrarium really 140$ ??
  • and man you don’t have money so you call all his and your friends to get help
  • at the end of the day you have [drum roll] 20$
  • ??? you are questioning your friendship okay like hE’S YOUR FRIEND TOO !! HELP ME !!
  • so you take a few shifts at your mom’s restaurant to pay it and wonwoo is a bit suspicious bc no ?? she never left the house this much ?? is she dating someone ?? sUSPICIOUS
  • wtf no way who has time for that the present comes first
  • oh right i forgot to mention that wonwoo’s birthday is coming up and you have to get it before it’s too late
  • you just keep telling him that you are busy with lessons and friends and other things :)) wonwoo is not happy :))
  • everyone is giving you obvious disapproving stares when you meet and it’s funny because what y’all looking at i’m working my butt off
  • “u like breaking hearts y/n ?? because that’s what u doin”
  • “really seokmin ??”
  • “we trUSTED YOU”
  • are they implying something ?? who knows !! you are too busy to think about that anyway
  • so when the day finally comes you are ready gurl you got your money and your mom is proud of your dish-washing technique
  • so you text wonwoo when you realize he is not in the room and ?? why is he mad ?? no emojis ?? no funny nicknames ??
  • when he gets back he’s with mingyu and his face says “stay away or i might start to scream slash cry slash strangle you”
  • “why are you making that face wonwoo i have something to show you and—”
  • ?? BOY
  • “if you let me finish you will underst—”
  • this whole situation is so confusing because first wonwoo is always pretty calm and it’s rare that his emotions get the best of him and second you didn’t forget ?? it was just a surprise ?? aND THIRD WHAT BOYFRIEND
  • so you turn to mingyu to get help
  • “wonwoo maybe we should let y/n talk and—”
  • bruh really
  • so when you understand that he’s not gonna let you talk you rip the wrapping paper and ta-da
  • is that thing melted on the floor wonwoo ?? yes it is
  • “you dIDN’T FORGET ??”
  • nope you didn’t but why isn’t he already staring at the frog with heart eyes ?? like you expected to be ignored for weeks bc of the frog
  • “…thank you y/n :)) this is awesome :)) really :))”
  • why is this situation so odd omfg
  • “what’s wrong ?? why are you still sad ??”
  • “i’m not sad y/n :)) i’m just thinking about the fact that i will spend a lot of time with toad while you go out with your boyfriend :))”
  • “ boyfriend ?? waIT YOU ARE NOT NAMING OUR FROG TOAD !!”
  • “i’m toadally naming him that”
  • did he just make a frog pun
  • anyway
  • “you don’t have a boyfriend ??”
  • “duh ?? i was working to buy this thing ??”
  • “ so i was heartbroken for nothing ??”
  • “are you saying what i think you are saying”
  • “i don’t know…? am i…..?”
  • “guys im still here” 
  • [crickets]
  • “i think seungcheol is calling you mingyu”
  • “i didn’t hear—”
  • wonwoo’s ears are so powerful wow
  • “so……”
  • “if you change toad’s name i’m gonna date you”
  • “wow y/n haha i never thought of naming him that :)) how did you come to that conclusion :))”
  • smooth or lame ?? debatable
  • “are you sure”
  • “ofc y/n i love you a lot haha i can’t risk this :))”
  • uhm
  • “did you just”
  • “i mean…”
  • blushing!wonwoo is perfect so you ignore the hideous name bc honestly ?? who cares about that if wonwoo is gonna be like this ??
  • and this is how you ended up feeding crickets to toad while wonwoo fed you
  • a win-win situation don’t you think :))

anonymous asked:

can i ask ronan x gansey for that ship meme? or ronan x kavinsky? thanks!!

ok im having rovinsky feels tonight so here goes

Gives nose/forehead kisses

  • but like at first he does it “ironically” bc it pisses ronan off and he’s a shit
  • and then somewhere along the line it becomes not so ironic and he’s like oh my goD 
  • ronan actually loves getting them but he’ll never admit it 

Gets jealous the most

  • K A V I N S K Y 
  • its honestly ridiculous
  • pls try to imagine him getting all competitive w gansey though
  • bc he thinks ronan has feelings 4 gansey 
  • and then ronan is like omg k gansey and i aren’t like that 
  • and k’s like “oh” and he sort of sadly puts away the 6 weaponized tanks he dreamed up
  • im laughing about this so much

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

  • this would be the most hilarious thing either way
  • bc k would make literally everything into some sort of sexual pun like
  • “ok since your place is down that way, I’m turning left” 
  • “haha and then what ;)” 
  • ronan: [looks into the camera like he’s on the office]
  • k is the thirstiest i s2g
  • or ronan being like the sad existential drunk nd probably dramatically reciting shakespeare or something (tbh both he and gansey would do this) so k picking him up like
  • “hey babe, wanna go back to my house and fuc-”
  • k: [looks into the camera like he’s on the office]
  • k secretly thinks its super hot though. he’s shakespeare fanboy trash fiGHT ME 

Takes care of on sick days

  • the best thing about this is neither of these trash bunnies would have any idea how to take care of a sick person 
  • but like they’d Try lowkey so the other doesn’t know 
  • if k was sick he’d be coughing dramatically and moaning about how it’s probably cancer, it runs in my family, Lynch what would you do to me if i was going to die in 24 hours- 
  • and ronan’s just like nah get up bitch you’re fine 
  • while exasperatedly passing him every warm drink, tissue, and cough medicine known to man
  • or like ronan sick would be like no fucking way man i don’t need ur help 
  • and k’s like well good cause I’m not fucking giving you any
  • ronan gets back from the bathroom and there are about 5000 new blankets in a giant messy heap on the bed with a pair of pyjamas thrown on top, the blinds have been broken in an obviously aggressive attempt to close them and theres a pot of half-burnt chicken noodle soup on the counter 
  • “wasn’t me”
  • im dyNGI
  • also k would definitely have bad depression days and he’d just sort of lie there feeling terrible for holding ronan back 
  • and then he’d text him and ronan would be there as soon as he could
  • and he’d just hold onto him and they’d talk about what k is feeling and then they’d fall asleep together 
  • pls also see: this thing that ruined my life 

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

  • k because he loves swimming 
  • ronan hates it but when k grins and says ‘race you’ his pride practically demands it 
  • and then they do best out of three and then they fuck around and jump on each other’s shoulders and have splash wars 
  • and then they make out underwater nd make all the families so uncomfortable they leave
  • lowkey let me die

Gives unprompted massages

  • ok my first instinct is k but consider 
  • ronan giving k random massages on the scalp and back bc he loves the way he curls up and hums happily like a cat 
  • esp on bad depression days for k
  • hold mE

Drives/rides shotgun

  • this question was literally made for this ship
  • i feel like if they were A Thing they’d start racing together and taking turns driving/riding shotgun
  • if k’s driving, they’re in the Evo 
  • ronan is always frustrated by k’s inability to hit the sweet spot on the clutch 
  • like tbh he spends 90% of the time jokingly insulting k’s driving 
  • until one day k doES IT 
  • and he just looks over at ronan w the most wicked grin
  • who is suddenly embarrassingly turned on
  • k does it more often after that 
  • also ronan is in control of the music
  •  and sometimes they go driving on late nights and ronan starts playing his bagpipe music nd he wants k to like it so bad and k does and it makes him so happy
  • if ronan’s driving, they’re in the Bmw 
  • and k is just completely silent for once bc the way that ronan drives turns him on so much
  • the way the muscles shift in his arms when he turns, the savage pleased smile on his face when the light turns green and he accelerates…
  • and ronan KNOWS and he teases him mercilessLY
  • like he’ll sort of casually reach over and slide his free hand up k’s thigh to listen to his breath hitch, or stroke the shift while he licks his lips
  • car blowjobs are pretty well a must with these two 

Brings the other lunch at work

  • i find it so hard to imagine either of these two working tbh
  • or eating actually

Has the better parental relationship

  • ronan when his parents were alive 
  • as for k: this pretty much sums it up 

Tries to start role-playing in bed

  • honestly this could be either one of them 

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

  • but like he’s less embarrassing and more actually really good. also slutty 
  • also he sings along and his singing voice is actually fantastic 
  • probs to trashy pop songs too
  • if you don’t think k has every single taylor swift album and concert t shirt I’m sorry but you’re lying 2 yourself 
  • ronan sort of outwardly scoffs but is so so so turned on 

Still cries watching Titanic

  • boTH OF THEM 
  • k is like loudly singing along to my heart will go on and eating chocolate and using up like 3 boxes of tissues 
  • ronan laughs and sort of pets his hair and pretends to be manly af 
  • but like. he’s silently crying 2 so k looks up grinning and he’s like aw babe u crying??
  • and ronan just sort of nods 
  • gansey walks in to see these two manly ass drag racing pieces of shit eating chocolate and loud ugly sobbing over the titanic 
  • also: “id totally bang dicaprio” “right with u babe”
  • gans just kind of sighs bc this is a regular occurrence now 

Firmly believes in couples costumes

  • kavinsky would suggest this but he doesn’t want to die so 

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

  • at every birthday/holiday they have an escalating game of dream one-upmanship
  • like for k’s birthday ronan dreams him a new car and he’s like pssh is that the best u can do??
  • so on ronan’s birthday k dreams him an exact replica of the barns that is secret that he can go to 
  • like it just escalates more and more tbh
  • ronan says he misses new york (and so does k tbh) so k literally dreams them NEW YORK
  • gansey eventually gets them to stop somehow
  • this involves a lot of k calling him ‘daddy’

Makes the other eat breakfast

  • w/o him ronan would only drink beer 
  • and k would literally only eat candy
  • gansey adopts k okay do not even fight me on this 

Remembers anniversaries

  • ronan but he pretends he’s forgotten 
  • k thinks that stuff is stupid
  • but he’s still happy to spend the day lying in bed with ronan dreaming cool stuff in their boxers with their arms and legs tangled together 
  • or driving to the barns and ronan shows him around 
  • k is fucking WEAK for the baby mice 

Brings up having kids

  • neither of them wants kids right now obviously
  • it sort of just happens when they’re older
  • k and ronan would be the ultimate Hot Dads tbh 

send me a ship for headcanons   (sorry guys I’m not taking more rn)

i am trash have more dilf!eren and pining!levi there will be even more of this bc i love it blame that masterpost that perksofbeingawaifu did omf

[part one] [part two] || [part four] [part five] [part six]

i wanted to write some farlan too so here you are

“God, I hate this job,” muttered Levi as the door closed behind his last customer and her screaming child. He’d been working at the corner shop for a little over a year to help support his mother with the rent and really the only decent thing was that he got to work next to one of his closest friends.

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im so sorry guys but i really need to talk more about auggie and emma

  • emma having a crush on auggie when they’re in like the sixth grade and ava’s gone and he needs to step up to the plate to add the larger than life presence in the class
  • he’s constantly making sarcastic comments and jokes and he gives no shits about authority thanks to his father
  • and its not that he’s rude or anything but he just legitimately doesn’t understand why he can’t interrupt the math lesson to talk about his sister’s latest escapade 
  • so emma’s like really into him but he’s been with ava for years and auggie and ava never really tell anyone when they break up so emma just moves past it
  • so then they get to middle school and ava’s back but holy shit she and auggie aren’t holding hands or even hanging out that often
  • but emma and auggie aren’t even really friends and so emma sees  to point iin doing anything about it bc he’ll probably get back together with ava sooner or later and honestly?? she isn’t even all that invested
  • its not a riley or maya or farkle or smackle style crush
  • its a lowkey lucas-esque one where she’s like “yeah he’s cute and i’d love to kiss him but if he doesn’t want to kiss me fine i have more important things to do”
  • emma getting a bit louder in class and hanging out w the teachers between classes
  • emma hangs out w mr matthews sometimes w her friends and they’ll listen to him tell stories about his childhood and his daughter and they’ll go to him for advice between classes LIKE THEY SHOULD NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF GODDAMN HISTORY EMMA NEEDS AN A IN THIS CLASS AND THE FRENCH REVOLUTION AINT GOING TO TEACH ITSELF
  • cory talks about the girls at dinner sometimes and auggie’s just like “emma? yeah she’s nice idk you know her better” bc they were never really friends at any point
  • auggie starts to fade into the background from thee boy who’s always telling stories to the boy that breaks out into monologues and is into theater
  • emma on the other hand gets louder and is friends w all the teachers and 90% of her grade 
  • AND ANYWAYS where is this post going
  • they get to high school and emma joins drama bc it seems fun and chill and auggie joins drama bc he loves it sososo much
  • flash forward a year or two and emma’s the student stage manager of every play and auggie always is the main villain every single time
  • and they work really closely over these plays and both put a lot into them
  • they probably run through a lot of lines together and laugh a lot and joke around and emma is constantly teasing him about everything ever
  • “so you and ava, huh?” she asks after ava drops off a coffee one day and promises to meet him after rehearsal 
  • “nah” he smiles back and emma isnt sure why thats important but it is
  • and one day auggie leads to main hero
  • and hes going through his lines with emma and theres of course a kiss and of course they’re like “okay so pretend we’re kissing” but they’re really close and his voice is so soft is so nice and his smile is so sweet and okay fuck it and emma goes for it
  • auggie’s like a deer in the head lights for three seconds bc shock but then he’s like a deer in the headlights for another four seconds bc wow ava never kissed like this
  • they dont talk about it and emma avoids him as often as possible but its kind of impossible bc hes the lead of her play
  • auggie sitting around talking to dewey and being like “holy shit man holy sh i t”
  • dewey being like “well do you like her” and auggie being like “um well okay thats a complicated question” 
  • and one day they’re running through lines again and this time its hilarious bc its just them but emma insists that she she read everything in a monotone voice and stare at the script and auggie’s weirded out but also wow she’s actually a completely different insane than ava and he realizes he likes her
  • and he had tried dating ava again they had tried holding hands and kissing and smiling but it was wrong and he knows that she isnt his topanga 
  • but emma’s different and she’s always been a secondary character in his life but suddenly she’s in full colour being strange and sweet and mean and fun and she’s new but familiar and he really really likes her
  • but he is a professional how dare you insinuate that he ever break character
  • but okay there’s a speech about new beginnings coming up next and this has to be fate so he starts the speech and tries to get emma to look up and instead of the main girl charas name he says emma’s name instead and she’s like… wtf wtf are you doing
  • and he thinks about how he should kiss her now bc thats what the greats always did in romcoms but nevermind
  • “hi emma.” “oh, uh. oh-okay. hi?… that wasnt your line?” “i-i know that, actually.” “okay, well, arre you going to say right this time or are you about to pass out since ava didn’t bring you coffee?”
  • and auggie laughs and shakes his head and “yeah, probably it.” then pauses and, “hey, why don’t we call it tonight and grab something from starbucks?” “please. we live in greenwich village, we’re going somewhere cooler.”
  • and so they go out for indie coffee everyday after practice and joke around and laugh and its the exact same but emma’s always a little more nervous and to auggie everything’s always a little bit brighter
  • and so true to form, auggie never aks her out
  • instead, on opening night, after the bows are made and their hands are linked, he doesn’t let go of her hand, even after the lights fade to black
  • she kisses him in his dressing room later
  • when ava inds out she’s like “i called this shit when we were five”

tbh its not finished but i had to post it :)))))

okie to start we will begin with bradley will simpson

i thought id ease you in with a lovely smile bc holy moly u fine

i think someones been doin the marrajuanna





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anonymous asked:

babe please make a spam about- what you said- that after 2014 ended kaisoo moments have been more intense please omg.

hey there babe, okay first of all i want to explain that “moment after 2014 becoming more intense” is purely my opinion, this thing is prob wouldnt/couldnt be applied to y’all 

[this gonna be long ass post so i put this keep reading thingy so ppl on their phone wont start complaining about my post making their fingers tired bc they want to skip it] basically this post contains their 2015 moments + my bullshit theory hah prepare ur eyes

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