is this fanta sea

I need to get therapy

I think I am crazy. I don’t ship Naruto and Sasuke, but… my dashboard, people. MY DASHBOARD! MY DASHBOARD HAS SASUNARUSASU ALL OVER IT, AND I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO UNFOLLOW ANYONE! *dies from insane fits of laughter*

Originally posted by laetia


Originally posted by sasunaru-narusasu


Originally posted by dark-mind-and-expensive-taste

THE SIGNS AS PUNS
  • Aries: Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!
  • Taurus: I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea...
  • Gemini: My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
  • Cancer: I used to hate maths but then I realized decimals have a point.
  • Leo: I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y...
  • Virgo: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something...
  • Libra: What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
  • Scorpio: Had an argument with my friend 5 years after i super glued his phone to his hand, he just couldn’t let it go...
  • Sagittarius: I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
  • Capricorn: What do you do when you are cold? Stay in the corner, it’s about 90 degrees there.
  • Aquarius: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.
  • Pisces: Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up.
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  • *CREDS TO THE BLOG JUST-BAD-PUNS FOR THESE AMAZE PUNS*
Jokes

The Nordics were asked what the biggest jokes they had seen/heard of were.
Here were their responses:

Denmark: I needed a password eight characters long so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Sweden: without Geometry life would be pointless.

Finland: last night I dreamt that I was drowning in orange soda. Took me a while to realise it was a Fanta sea.

Iceland: I gave all my dead batteries away today. Free of charge.

Norway: Denmark.

Ever since I saw that meme where they said Fantasy sounds like Fanta-sea, I can’t help but be reminded of it. Especially when I’m listening to Alexander Rybak’s HTTYD 2 song ‘Into a Fantasy.’ And this is the result….. In other words, How To Derp Your Dragon.

Now to hope I haven’t ruined your experience of the song.