is this fanta sea

I need to get therapy

I think I am crazy. I don’t ship Naruto and Sasuke, but… my dashboard, people. MY DASHBOARD! MY DASHBOARD HAS SASUNARUSASU ALL OVER IT, AND I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO UNFOLLOW ANYONE! *dies from insane fits of laughter*

Originally posted by laetia


Originally posted by sasunaru-narusasu


Originally posted by dark-mind-and-expensive-taste

THE SIGNS AS PUNS
  • Aries: Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!
  • Taurus: I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea...
  • Gemini: My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
  • Cancer: I used to hate maths but then I realized decimals have a point.
  • Leo: I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y...
  • Virgo: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something...
  • Libra: What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
  • Scorpio: Had an argument with my friend 5 years after i super glued his phone to his hand, he just couldn’t let it go...
  • Sagittarius: I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
  • Capricorn: What do you do when you are cold? Stay in the corner, it’s about 90 degrees there.
  • Aquarius: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.
  • Pisces: Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up.
  • -
  • *CREDS TO THE BLOG JUST-BAD-PUNS FOR THESE AMAZE PUNS*

anonymous asked:

♥ If you receive this you make somebody happy. Go on anon and send this to some of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get back even better ♥

Originally posted by together-youre-bhloe

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE OR IT’S JUST FANTA SEA??????

thank you??? i guess??? you’re delusional but okay

sighlanvaneck  asked:

charlie?

THANK U I LOVE CHARLIE

Full Name: her full name is just charlie cause im Lazy
Gender and Sexuality: bisexual girl!
Pronouns: she/her
Ethnicity/Species: she’s mixed race, her mother is māori and her dad is black
Birthplace and Birthdate: 15th of November 1995! idk where tho
Guilty Pleasures: she likes kpop
Phobias: heights and needles are just.. No for her
What They Would Be Famous For: she would be famous for her cute gotdamn smile
What They Would Get Arrested For: she’d get arrested for attempting to fistfight somebody
OC You Ship Them With: EDITH!!! edith is her gf theyre in love
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: jenny bc jenny is ready to stab anyone
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she lov the fanta sea
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: PEOPLE NOT COMMUNICATING WITH EACH OTHER
Talents and/or Powers: she can juggle
Why Someone Might Love Them: she loves her gf more than anything in the world and thats cute
Why Someone Might Hate Them: she never stops talking about edith, (charlie: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love edith, we know, you love edith so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love edith, we KNOW , you love edith you fucking love edith ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE EDITH. WE GET IT.)
How They Change: i created her in november she has No Arc
Why You Love Them: her hairs a Cool Colour (pink w green ombre)

Jokes

The Nordics were asked what the biggest jokes they had seen/heard of were.
Here were their responses:

Denmark: I needed a password eight characters long so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Sweden: without Geometry life would be pointless.

Finland: last night I dreamt that I was drowning in orange soda. Took me a while to realise it was a Fanta sea.

Iceland: I gave all my dead batteries away today. Free of charge.

Norway: Denmark.

starders replied to your post:“Do yer wish to touch my willy?”

touch it vinnie, you named it Princess Sophie after all.

ah yes that’s right, princess sophie, wasn’t it? i was kinda wondering if you are a natural blond—-