I’m planning on using this on a fic but felt like I really wanted to share it (with commentary from my beta):
Please imagine the Galra getting their hands on English-to-Galra translation software that works on the written language, since what everyone has in canon already seems focused on audio. Paladins have been sending coded, written messages back and forth, but with code-breaking and translation software that is light years ahead of anything else in the universe, especially the poor humans and 10,000 year dead Altean Empire, the cryptography should be child’s play.
Okay: this software does JACKSHIT with 1337 Speak. So even when transmissions between paladins are intercepted, a good 75% of the message is GIBBERISH.
Pidge and Matt and Lance are the most into it.
@firebirdeternal’s comment: Like, a translation software would have to be INSANELY smart and capable to be able to parse 1337 AT ALL let alone with any speed or accuracy. There are PEOPLE who can’t parse 1337 and others who can read it effortlessly.
@firebirdeternal: I wonder if there’s a word for an adaptation of a language that uses combinations of symbols with vague resemblance to other symbols.
Lance: jfc pkm ur a fkn menace.
Shiro WISHES he could yell at them. But it’s Working. Acronyms and 1337 speak and he feels like a fucking HOMESTUCK but it’s WORKING. Allura and Coran need a human on hand every time a new message shows up.
@firebirdeternal: Have you ever run across that post that’s like “The human brain is amazing” and it’s this long paragraph of words where the letters are all jumbled around except for the first and last ones and the whole thing you can just read like it’s NOTHING once you get started?
Yep. That’s why 'hlep’ is up there. Anyone used to reading text riddled with typos knows what it means. The translation software, though? “FUCK IT THAT’S NOT A WORD”
They try to get Sam Holt to translate since he’s the only human they have left but he’s like
“I was never into those homestuck nonsenses…”
Sam was actually born shortly after homestuck ended.
Mixed with Pidge’s 1337 speak and Matt’s typo-ridden chatspeak shorthand.
“In honor of General Leia… W E WILL NOW ROKC TF AUUUUUUUUUT.”
@firebirdeternal: Like, they ALL have completely different code handles and it’s fucking IMPOSSIBLE for the Galra to break no matter how hard they try.
Just putting a random space in the middle of a word will fuck with the translation software. “fuc king” looks like “fucking” to us but “ruler of something called fuc” to the software.
Like I’m sure they can figure out something EVENTUALLY but please imagine the Galra running around like headless chickens trying to figure out where their sophisticated-as-hell translation software went so horribly wrong.
What’s Incarnations and how can I find out everything there is to know about it?
Oh hey friend! Thanks for asking! I am so terrible about linking anything on my rando posts, sorry XD
Incarnations is an LGBTQIA+ fantasy/police procedural/mystery book I wrote that I’m currently releasing at least one chapter a month. It will be starting with releasing chapters on my patreon (https://www.patreon.com/ais) but then every quarter or so I’ll also release those same chapters for free to everyone for anyone who wants to read but can’t support me on patreon. I did try to make patreon as cheap as possible, though; you can pledge the least amount patreon allows ($1) and get the same content as anyone else.
I just started patreon about a week ago so this first month, I’m releasing all the Incarnations chapters for free to everyone. So far there are two chapters out but I want to get at least the 3rd chapter (hopefully also the 4th??? If I’m super great at editing???) out by the end of this month. Ideally I want everyone to be able to see the first 4-5 chapters for free so they know what to expect.
Being me, Incarnations is long affffffff with long afffffff chapters so if you end up liking it, the good news is you have a shit ton of story to look forward to reading.
I started Incarnations back as a wee Ais when I was 12-14 years old (around there); back then it was called something different and the story looked a lot different, but it was the same world with some of the same characters. I wrote like 150 pages, thought it was crap so I stopped and started over, and I continued to do that over and over for literally 20 years until I finally finished writing the first draft in October 2016. Then it took me several months to find betas kind enough to read it, and then edit what they suggested, then re-edit. I’m now doing a much more dramatic edit again based on my newest beta who gave me lots more ideas, so what I will be releasing even on Patreon etc is still draft mode but it’s like the draft mode ICoS was all the years we released it. It’s had several eyes read it, edits have been made, but there will still be some mistakes and awkward wording and maybe too long of narration here or there or whatever.
That being said, it’s also like ICoS where we really listened to what people said as we released it, because it gave great feedback on what did or didn’t work for people and why. I was trying to decide if I wanted to send Incarnations directly to a publisher to see if I could get it officially published, or release monthly online. For me, a big bonus for releasing monthly is I can interact with readers a lot more, have more of a community, answer questions, etc. That was one of the reasons I ultimately went the patreon route.
The first two chapters have already been released for free/to the public, if you want to check them out:
Of course I can’t guarantee everyone will like it, but for what it’s worth so far all the betas have liked it. Maybe you will too, if you get bored and give it a go. I do think it probably starts a little slow so if you like the characters or world or concept but feel like maybe the beginning is a little bogged down, I agree and realized that after I posted it online. So future edits will fix that better. But do know it starts moving more quickly later, so if you like the story, you may want to give it through the first 4 chapters or so to really see if you want to stop or continue.
I’m so terrible at selling myself jfc XD I’m like SO ANYWAY IF YOU THINK IT’S SHIT MAYBE IT WILL GET BETTER LATER MAYBE NOT IDK SORRY lol
I don't support Le Pen AT ALL but every time you talk about her you sound just ignorant. pls stop.
anon, let’s be fucking real
marine lepen is with the front national
the front national is a fascist party
her and her father are tied to holocaust deniers
they are fascists
she’s anti euthanasia and her instance of abortion repels me
tbh everything about lepen’s politics repels me
she’s pro death penalty
she’s anti eu
she’s anti everything I stand for
SHE SAYS FRANCE WASN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR DEPORTATIONS DURING WWII
in another world I’d ask you what about the stuff I say about lepen - ie that she’s a menace that has to be absolutely kept off any position of power and that her politics are shit - is ignorant, because anyone who isn’t on that side of the fence would see that her politics are shit, but thing is: she’s a fascist and I don’t give a single fuck about respecting fascist ideologiesso you can absolutely forget that I’m gonna stop trash talking her and you can absolutely forget that I might reconsider any of my stances on lepen -
BECAUSE SHE’S A GODDAMNED FASCIST. clear? clear. if you don’t like it the door is open, no one is forced to follow me. thank you and have a good day, and good thing at least you don’t support her.
and friendly reminder that while the us-centric ****left wing**** stuff that goes around on tumblr is abhorrent to me (that’s not even left wing but nvm) I am not a right winger, I’m actually more left-leaning than a lot of leftist tumblr assumes is far left and I do not in any way whatsoever respect fascist/nazi ideologies and people who support them nor I feel obliged to give them the benefit of the doubt or something, because to me that shit is abhorrent and that’s where I draw the line. thanks and have a good evening.
can u do a mitch marner one where ur like the assistant medical trainer and he gets concussed during a game and while he’s on pain meds/ loopy bc he’s concussed he talks about how in love with u he’s in because he doesn’t realize it’s you he’s talking to please?? omg
just also health psa im using creative license. they dont give you strong pain meds when you get concussed so like if you ever do get concussed just take a panadol, Please do not take strong pain medication and also definitely see a doctor asap. THIS HAS BEEN A HEALTH PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD PHARMACY ASSISTANT. Also don’t take any anti-inflam (jfc do not)
song suggestion of the day: Out of Control by Glass Caves (this is a good song that i discovered today)
Your job was definitely not an easy one. In all your years of working in professional hockey, it had been a hard slog. You’d moved to the Maple leafs this season and to be honest, you liked it so much better than your previous jobs. At least with the leafs everyone was so open and supportive and the boys themselves were always so polite too (even if your help wasn’t always appreciated). During your time in the NHL, you’d gotten to know which teams you should be wary of when it came to player safety. You also knew which players to be concerned about and yes, one of which was most definitely Mitchell Marner. As such you really shouldn’t have been too surprised but dear god, that was an awkward fall. He didn’t look too good and Tyler Bozak skated over to help him too his feet. The nineteen year old clutched his head and was quickly pulled off the ice and whisked down to you and the rest of the leafs medical team. After a lot of groaning and complaining, he was eventually given some drugs to help calm him down so that you could assess him properly. The groggy brunet didn’t shut up, even faced with injury and a probable 3 weeks out of the game. It was a good sign, even if his speech was slightly slurred. You made sure to prompt him with questions every so often to keep him doing so, checking for any other injuries that he may have suffered from the impact.
“How’m I doing, Doc?”
“You’re doing great, Mitch.” you replied with a smile as you gently checked his shoulder flexibility for any signs of stiffness in the joint.
He nodded blankly, leaning back against the wall. “Where’s Y/N?’ he questioned.
“Here, Mitch.” you replied, trying to hide your smile at how out of it he was.
“Huh,” Mitch replied, nodding a little and falling silent for a bit. “Y/N’s really pretty.” he added after a bit. “Like really pretty.”
You weren’t really sure how to respond to that so you just mumured a quiet “okay,” and continued your assessment, keeping your head down to hide your blush.
“Those eyes!” Mitch grinned. “oh and that smile! I love her smile. She smiles a lot.” he informed you. “and she’s always so nice. And funny too!”
“Okay, Mitch.” you replied with a quiet laugh of disbelief.
“You’d understand what I’m talking about if you met her. Her laugh is literally the best thing I’ve ever heard. I love making her laugh.” Mitch blabbed.
“Okay, Mitch, how about we get you up to the hospital for some tests.” you told him. Reluctantly, he agreed, letting you help him to his feet and pass him on to some of your colleagues.
//i just painted my own bedroom white and i couldn’t stop thinking about this?? whoops - also i use Seven’s real name and there’s swearing in his section//
his mom probably made him help when they were ever painting a room in their house.
he knows what to do but isn’t really that good at lining the molding or spreading the paint evenly so he just leaves that to you
he’s the dj
he puts slathers a bunch of paint on and then you smooth it out w a roller
he goes to cut the top of the wall but isn’t tall enough on his own so he uses a lil step stool
afterwards, even though he didn’t do too much, he’s got paint literally EVERYWHERE. it’s on his t-shirt (yoosung looks really good in that t shirt too btw), his shorts, his hair, and even his socks but?? he wasn’t wearing any socks??
“MC i think im getting the hang of this!!”
“sorry to burst your bubble, but i can see patches of beige (let’s say you’re painting a beige room green??”
“heh… well… that’s why you’re here i guess”
“and not because we live together?? and you’re my boyfriend??” jfc yoosung
YOOSUNG PAINTING MAKES MY INSIDES exPLODE i love him
Was looking up refs of Q’s laptop and came upon this on the jamesbondlifestyle site. WELP, Q owns a GAMING laptop. I need that Gamer!AU so badly right now.
Q might well have had that laptop since his early teenage days. His very first, even. He’d saved up a tidy sum from the side jobs, sometimes less than legal, to purchase one. He had gotten it specifically to game, teenage priorities honestly. But it had proven more than capable of handling the simple tasks he threw at it.
It had been his baby, before the cats came along and he’s taken extremely good care of it, besides the stickers of course. It was because of that care and constant upgrades to ensure it could keep up with current technology that it has survived well for so long.
So when Silva’s attack on Vauxhall had put a chip in it, a legit crack nearly 5cm in length, Q had been utterly furious. A bit of heavy duty tape had prevented the cracked edge from coming apart completely but actually fixing it would have required replacing the screen entirely, and he simply had not had the time to source for parts for a product that’s been discontinued for decades shhhhh we’re not discussing Bond’s DB5.
He hasn’t got time to game much these days, not with the double ohs always kicking up a fuss in some corner of the world. He knows he’s going to have to replace it someday. Sooner rather than later by how the screen occasionally flickers ominously after his rough handling of it in Austria. But if anything, he’s as good as 007 at the business of resurrection. Maybe even better, if the rebuilt DB5 was any indication.
Nini! Since we seem to have the same tastes in tv shows, i was wondering what are your favorite books???
uoHHHHHH BOIIIIII where do i even start?!?!?!?! take a seat my friend because this is gonna be a LONG ride…
the classics i’ve loved since forever:
the famous five series by enid blyton - i read them ALL and reread them dozens of times
the little prince by antoine de saint-exupéry. nothing else to say,
literary any play by federico garcía lorca, but ‘la casa de bernarda alba’ still makes me !!!!!! it’s so good jfc
ella enchanted by gail carson levine like i’m sorry i know the movie has anne hathaway and hugh dancy but still i feel robbed of the wonderful perfect book i’ve reread 937562937456923 bazillion times. i deserve a proper ella enchanted movie/show, yall.
the last cato by matilde asensi. i legit made all my friends AND their moms read it when we were 17.
the perks of being a wallflower by stephen chobsky. it pretty much changed my life.
atonement by ian mcewan. wow. just wow.
gone girl, by gillian flynn because we all need to read amy dunne’s cool girl speech
it’s difficult to even type never let me go by kazuo ishiguro without shedding tears.
the perfume by patrick suskind traumatized me but also enchanted me?? idek man, it’s a very special book.
i read the entire the physician series by noah gordon when i was a teenager and i still love it sooooo much!!!!!!
peter pan by j.m. barrie bcs lbr everybody should learn that peter was a fucking asshole
the harry potter series by jk rowling. that abomination of a fanfic slash play that came out last summer obviously isn’t included here.
the percy jackson and the heroes of the olympus series by rick riordan - my savage demigod son, i’ll always heart u
don’t judge me but the mortal instruments, the dark artifices, the infernal devices - all of the motherfucking shadowhunter books to ever be, i’ll read, no matter how much i hate cc. i hate her for the hold she has over me.
i did enjoy the hunger games back in the day lbr
stardust by neil gaiman ksjbdfakdfjalsdfjbaglsjdfblkas literary my most favorite i love it so much it hurts me
and now as of things i’ve read in the past years that i can rec w a hand over my heart staring into your eyes and claiming they’re Good Shit:
across the universe series by beth revis was pretty fun for sci-fi even tho there was a twist that i wasn’t very happy with
under the never sky by veronica rossi was actually very cool i really enjoyed it
i REALLY loved the shatter me series by tahereh mafi like oh my god a heroine that truly learns how to accept and love herself!!!!!! fuckbois get rekt!!!!! incredible character arcs!!!! i’m pumped for the next book tahereh announced lbr
the lynburn legacy series by sarah rees brennan was suuuuper fun because magic?? family drama??? actual woc main character?? bisexuals??? i was living while reading them tbh
vicious by v.e. schwab was really fun because it was nothing like i’d ever read before, i’m really looking forward to reading her other series
i’ll only rec leigh bardugo’s six of crows duology because i refuse to acknowledge the fucking mess that was the grisha trilogy, jfc. six of crows, excluding some stuff, is super fun, has great characters, good ships, and teenagers that pull cool stunts to get $$$. incredible.
the fixer series by jennifer lynn barnes are !!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish she wrote more of them i would legit beg her and throw money in her face for more. teens swept off by washington/politics drama/conspiracies… my jam ladies and gents
the study series by maria snyder. are. so. good.
i’ve only read two of melina marchetta’s books and both of them broke me. i’m onto her.
big little lies by liane moriarty - if you haven’t watched the show, do it. if you haven’t read the book, do it.
i loooooved the first two books in the falconer series by elizabeth may and still have to read the third but i haven’t seen good reviews about it so i’m kind of… waiting a bit…
i’m not gonna talk much about sarah j maas here because even if there are things in her books that i really enjoy -specially some ships and the worldbuilding- the inherently whiteness, straightness and the unbelievably high number of times she writes the words ‘male’ and ‘female’ makes me want to punch her repeteadly in the face.
simon vs the homo sapiens agenda by becky albertalli is so funny and heartwarming dkzfjbzdjfkblz
uprooted by naomi novik had lowkey w/w but also an incredible het ship that was dkjfbksdjfs also living evil woods and strange shit that was amazing
what we saw by aaron hartzler is very rough to read, especially considering it’s based on a real life case (Steubenville High School rape case) but holy shit do i think it’s important to read and know.
in that same line i put one of my favorite books i read last year: the female of the species, by mindy mcginnis. that book broke me on so many levels, every time i think about it i burst into tears. it’s so raw and real and just… ugh. i swear it’s gonna stay with me until my last day, it’s /that/ kind of book.
i still haven’t forgiven my best friend for making me read the mistborn series by brandon sanderson. that’s al i’m gonna say about it.
cruel beauty by rosamund hodge is so unique and i just loooooove the characters so much because they do acknowledge their flaws and that they’re not perfect?? and just??? recognize that in each other??? which is a+++ in my book u do u. also super beautiful writing!
the anna and the french kiss series by stephenie perkins will always have a special place in my heart bcs they’re so fun and light-hearted and witty and i really love them
AND NOW, TOP FIVE:
the daughter of smoke and bone series by laini taylor IS INCREDIBLE. WHY IS EVERYBODY SLEEPING ON THIS BOOKS. ANGELS AND MONSTERS. ANGELS ARE ACTUALLY BAD, MONSTERS ARE GOOD. ANGST. IT’S SO GOOD.
the raven cycle by maggie stiefvater, even if i still have hashtag problems w things in it (more girls. why aren’t there more girls. NOAH.) i just… i love my stupid kids so much.
the wrath and the dawn by renee ahdieh is fucking INCREDIBLE it’s so good i get so mad bcs it’s legit unknown pls do urselves a favor and read this masterpiece it’s based on a 1001 nights and the main ship and characters are!!!! just!!!!! a++++!
the song of achilles by madeline miller is probably one of the books that i have most enjoyed and suffered with in my entire life. the true illyad i deserved. the most heartbreaking thing ever.
the winner’s trilogy by marie rutkoski is literary the best series i’ve read these past years and i’ll forever be in cee’s debt for making me read them. the most savage slytherins in love with the angstiest motherfucking relationship ever, a super clever look into colonialism and discrimination, the most beautifully haunting writing, IT’S JUST SO FUCKING GOOD I’LL NEVER READ ANYTHING AS GOOD AS TWT WHY AREN’T THERE 398465923846 FICS ABOUT IT JFC *sobs*
this got LONG lmao i’m sorry i get really excited talking about books in case u were wondering!!!!!!! i’m more than happy to talk about literary any of them, and welcome recs and will pretty much spew shit about anything i know ig u wanna holler @ me. i just really love books and i’ve been in an anxious-reading mode for the past three years so yEAH thanks for the ask anon it made me super happy!!!!!!
-So Vic, now that we’re elders I’m thinking we should start a new hobby together! Our young years may be behind us but it’s important to remain active!
-I cannot BELIEVE I still haven’t made the top 10 most wanted list, fucking office politics..
-I think a pottery class would be fun! We can make personalized cat bowls, each with a cat’s face on it!
-How is fucking Gordon King still in here, asshole couldn’t even rob the Newsons, “oooh they’re orphans, it’s going too far”.. Thankfully our Jojo had no such qualms..
Speaking of the Devil, this notification appears and I cannot tell you guys how hard I laughed at the image of Jojo “horsing around with classmates”. The only way I can see that happening is if he was literally trampling them with a horse. Even him becoming a star football player is more realistic, which is saying a lot.
Oh good god. WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END
-As a romance sim, it’s important to be flexible ;)
You’re already flexible with your morals, isn’t that enough?
Just ask poor Trumpie here who continues to call for you 200 times a day. I’m sorry girl, love trumps hate but you’re not getting it here. Take a fucking hint.
It’s Friday night! Vic is grumpily lounging around..
Alegra is bullying Victor (YAS)..
Jojo is.. honest to god, offering financial advice on the internet..
..and Gunther is DOING FUCKING BALLET. Kids literally wtf is this lameness, you’re teenagers, these are the years! I will not stand for this.
Time to gtfo!
-Wow Jojo we look so cool, everyone is gonna be looking at us as we roll into the club!
-Ah I know! Poor plebes are gonna feel so blessed by our presence!
We arrive at Midnight Flows looking for some underage drinking and hopefully some good times! The boys immediately begin scouting the talent..
..of the person who painted that wall. I mean, that’s the spirit (?) but maybe let’s face in the other direction.
-Man this wall is just.. so blue..
-It truly is.. If you look hard enough, you can see Stephen’s face on it..
-I can feel it Gunther, this week is the week I’m finally getting abducted.. I’ve been dreaming of this moment for the longest time.. Just gonna look at those alien’s soulless black eyes and ask them one question..
-To marry you?
-Ugh of course not, don’t be ridiculous! To abduct Wanda and never return her, Bella Goth style!
Apparently the more simple-minded you are, the more hypnotic power this wall yields over you. No offense, Florence.
-None taken, this is as good a place as any to wait for Gilbert to call me back..
YOU’RE STILL WAITING? Girl jfc. I would offer you Gunther but he’s too young, we’ll be in touch when we get in college.
-He doesn’t look that young from where I’m standing..
Yea I guess the view is different from the top of Perv Mountain? GO AWAY
-Good evening, everyone, we’re the Union Bros..
-Like the Warner Bros but better!
-And we’d like to dedicate this song to Stephen Tinker..
-No, we would not.
Say my name, say my naaame, if no one is arooooound you, say baby I love you, if you ain’t runnin’ game
Say my name, say my name, you actin’ kinda shady, ain’t callin’ me baby, why the sudden chaaange
-Wow Jojo they love us!
-How could they not!
Well I know when I enjoy a performance I try to stay as far away from it as possible. Amazing job guys!
-Next we’re turning to a little rock n’roll, with The Strokes - Barely Legal!
NO YOU ARE NOT WITH FLORENCE IN THE BUILDING. Time to return to our safe and happy home.
(1/3) holy SHIT okay first off i REALLY REALLY REALLY love your animatics and I've watched all of them SO MANY TIMES but My Shot. Jesus. I loved it. I just sat there and rewatched it like five times. It's STILL STUCK IN MY HEAD. And all the little detail you put in from Alex's past life, all the little freeze-frame dialogues, every bit of shade and expression and added touches that showed just how much you cared made it THAT MUCH BETTER (and yes, I count the ending shitposts in this ;) ).
(2/3) and even though there were a ton of moments that were feels inducing the one frame where it says ‘so this is what it’s like to have friends?’ emotional sucker punch. (I guess it’s a bit personal; didn’t have any really good friends until recently) But THANK YOU for putting in all the effort into SIX HUNDRED PLUS FRAMES (I had to do a rough animatic for class and long story short it did not go well but) JFC the amount of work that you managed to do in TEN DAYS –
(3/3) I could probably end up gushing about this for days but I’m gonna keep it to three asks so TD;LR thank you. Thank you for these wonderful animatics that I hope you know bring joy to many people. Keep doing them for as long as you feel comfortable doing so, and I wish you all the best in your future endeavours! (oh wait p.s. I LOVE your art style and the way you draw EVERYONE. They’re all so expressive and fluid and awesome!)
holy.. moly.. thank u sm dude ;;; this is one of the biggest reasons i do those animatics bc i like ppl getting happy over them and like it makes me happy too!! and idk how to explain it other then that im rly glad smth thats fun for me brings at least some ppl joy in their lives, and thanks abt that ask ;;;
All I ever try to be is enough for everyone around me: smart
enough, thin enough, funny enough, pretty enough, just plain good enough. But
lately, I’ve been realizing how much I’m not even close to being any of these
things, and that really fucking hurts. I just really want to be good enough for
my damn self, and that looks like it’s for sure not going to happen. But god, I
really need to figure out what makes me like this, because I can’t deal
with it anymore. I’ve had enough of trying to be good enough. Does that really make me such a bad person?
I need to share the most emotional, exhausting conversation with clickingshut about FMA and Frozen, specifically Elsa as Al.
(its not entirely crucial to know about FMA to follow the discussion because its all the same characters being their stupid, awful selves. but if you don’t care and want a quick summary to understand the context, its at the top under the cut. mild spoilers ahead for FullMetal Alchemist)
heads up: this is really awful. (in the best, most heartwarmingbreaking way possible, but still.)
(( tbh i haven’t been following you very long but it *might* be just like… limited exposure to your muse? seeing them in action more means people can think of more things to send. however, again, i don’t have a good way to say what is and isn’t true bc we’ve only been rping for like 2 days
i like to think askmemes are a good way for people to get to know the muse though, especially ones that are just single word things that don’t require any amount of thought into sending them lol i’ve been rping on tumblr for like… jfc almost 8 years now? and i’ve never gotten a super lot of them even with my more popular blogs :0c idk though, asking for them seems to bring in more so i guess i just gotta keep doing that lol
ty for your perspective though!! i really appreciate it! i try to send them in to even people i don’t rp with a lot to try and get the ball rolling on some occasions cause i like learning about muses and i like interaction. but everyone does, it’s why we’re all here lol it’s just a little frustrating when you want to tell people about your muse but don’t want to just have them natter on about themselves unprompted :B
Finding Out You’re A Famous Rapper/Composer (GOT7)
“Can you do a reaction for BTS and GOT7 when they find out their s/o is a famous underground rapper/composer?”
(gif credit to the original owners)
Jaebum: Upon hearing this new information, his eyes would light up.He’d be very interested to hear how you sounded as soon as possible. A sideways smirk would tug on his lips and he’d hold your hands in his. After tenderly kissing your forehead, he’d mumble a cliched li’ compliment about how talented his girlfriend was.
“I wouldn’t expect less from you, you’re so talented (Y/N)”
Mark: Initially, he wouldn’t give a big reaction once you told him. He’d give you a little smile and peck you affectionately.However, he’d definitely make sure to look up your work online. He’d love to read the comments on YouTube saying how pretty you were or how good the music was. It’d make him feel smug. The fact that you were his would give him an extreme sense of pride.
“I am so lucky to have (Y/N), I wish I knew how talented she is.”
you only know how to argue by yelling, you either yell at people or ignore them
you never wanna tell people what you want but then you get passive aggressive when they don't give it to you like jfc I'm not a mind reader
way too easily swayed, like, do you even opinions?
you pretend not to have any emotions but you have SO MANY EMOTIONS holy shit
I mean obviously there's the arrogance thing, but that wouldn't be so bad if you at least recognized other people's achievements?? You don't think anyone does good but you
you pretend to like people all the time when you don't, like it's one thing to be polite and an entirely different thing to pretend to be someone's friend and talk shit about them behind their back
you can be childish as hell when you're losing an argument
the biggest hypocrite you will ever meet? Like the most flirtatious and the most jealous, the most offensive and easily offended, they want to know everything about you but won't tell you shit about themselves, like ????
you care so much about what strangers think about you that you piss off the people you're close to
when you're stressed you take it out on EVERYONE like chill it's not their fault you worry about shit that doesn't matter 24/7
so pretentious omg like you can't even have a conversation with someone without bringing up some artsy existential bullshit
don’t fight me on this, you have no evidence to the contrary
there’ always a Kenobi in Star Wars, the name is just as iconic as Skywalker
it could be any of them, we really don’t know
normally I’d say it’s the one with the strongest grudge against the main antagonist, considering Obi Wan’s history with bad guys
seriously though, the list here, you’ve got:
Darth Maul, who killed Qui Gon
Count Dooku, who captured, tortured, and taunted Obi Wan
Darth Vader, who betrayed Obi Wan, killed all the jedi, and eventually also killed Obi Wan
but tbh the new trio’s all got pretty good grudges
i mean, Poe and Rey were both tortured by the guy
and Finn was. well. do i even need to explain this
then I’d say it’s the one with the clearest connection to Skywalker (any Skywalker there’s so damn many of them now jfc), which. again. all of them do
so anyway it could be any of them
let’s start with the least likely
he’s the only one whose parents we know about, which seems like a reason to the contrary, since neither of them is named Kenobi, obviously
we do not, however, know anything about Kes Dameron’s father
for all we know it could be Obi Wan
obvious argument against this is that Poe shows no signs of being force-sensitive
still i wouldn’t say that completely rules out the possibility
we know nothing about Finn’s parentage, and therefore he could very well be Obi Wan’s grandson (this argument is obviously getting used a lot here, because it’s universally applicable, apparently)
he’s a good soldier who’d rather not fight (p sure that was an exact line from revenge of the sith novelization)
probably force sensitive
at least, there’s no evidence that he ISN’T
is the instigator of events in TFA, just like Obi Wan in ANH
without Finn, Rey would’ve never left Jakku
without Obi Wan, Luke would’ve never left Tatooine
ok I am not the first person to talk about the possibility of Rey being a Kenobi
also I think Rey is the most likely candidate here
let’s talk obvious parallels:
long, self-imposed exile in the desert (yeah, rey’s was slightly less self imposed, but tbh she could’ve left at any time)
finds/is found by a droid with vital information to the resistance/rebellion
Rey’s fight with Kylo Ren was p much an exact mirror of Obi Wan’s fight with Darth Maul (just with 100% less death)
seriously tho you got Rey/Obi Wan incapacitated while Finn/Qui Gon fights Kylo/Maul. Kylo/Maul knocks Finn/Qui Gon out of the fight. Rey/Obi Wan gets back in the fight, but is clearly outmatched, then takes a moment (in the middle of a fucking battle jfc) to meditate, and ends up using Finn/Qui Gon’s weapon to win.
hands Anakin’s lightsaber to Luke
the fact that JJ Abrams brought Alec Guiness all the way back from the dead just to have Obi Wan say one line to Rey through the force
“but Obi Wan never had any kids!” you say
well, there IS a good twenty year chunk of time where we know basically nothing about what he may or may not have been getting up to
but no I agree it’s unlikely Obi Wan was gettin it on with anyone on Tatooine
but did you watch Clone Wars?
coz it’s pretty explicitly stated that he was 110% gettin it on with this gorgeous motherfucker
who’s to say they didn’t have a kid we don’t knwo about
it’s already established that Obi Wan is good at the whole secret-baby thing
in conclusion: somebody in TFA is secretly Obi Wan Kenobi’s grandchild, and it’s probably Rey but it COULD be anybody.
your friendly observations for the night before I go to bed
Like I honestly can’t anymore with all these LET’S COMPARE THEON AND JOFFREY posts which also usually end up with I HATE HIM MORE THAN JOFFREY/HE’S WORSE THAN JOFFREY - and it’s not even that I have issues with the comparison itself but good fucking grief I just don’t get how you make them play the ‘who’s a worse human being’ olympics when they’re fundamentally coming from places so opposite it’s not even funny. like.
Joffrey is pretty much what you get when you take a kid with completely fucked up parents (one neglectful and one who spoils him rotten) who both hate each other for that matter, you teach him he has rights but not duties whatsoever, then give him everything he wants, never make him lack a thing and then put him in a position where he has absolute power over everything or at least he thinks he has. Like of course you’re going to get THAT and not some adjusted person. Jfc Joffrey is like that because he feels fucking entitled to it and no one else ever told him otherwise - or well, no one else relevant enough anyway. And never mind that in comparison to Ramsay aka the actual resident psychopath he looks like he’s in sadist kindergarten.
Theon is pretty much what you get when you have the complete opposite position because this idiot didn’t just have completely fucked up parents, he had a completely fucked up family where he was regularly abused, THEN he ends up in a situation where it’s not physical abuse but he has no control over his life, over where he should live and over his own freaking life since if his dad went and rebelled again Ned would totally have beheaded him. Instead of having the world bowing at him he has ONE freaking person he’s friends with and said person is actually being discouraged from it anyway (one day I’ll post something about Robb Stark’s sainthood in actually not giving a shit about this specific matter but it’s not the day), everyone treats him politely at best and they dismiss him at worst because ah wait the moment people hear his surname they distrust him, he spends ten freaking years like that after another nine of crappy family and then they make him actually *pick* between the two never mind that his dad put things as if it was *his* fault he ended up behaving like a northerner. Then you wonder why he couldn’t handle things when in a FRAGILE power position. He does the shit he does because he wants validation (which Joffrey never needed) and he DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE DOING ANY OF THE HORRIBLE SHIT HE DOES, and good lord he’s actually sorry about it later wow what a horrible human being.
Like jfc it’s smacked in your face without subtlety that Joffrey is what you get when you always tell someone yes and Theon is what you get when you always tell someone no, how do you even go and compare who’s worse or play the most hated character olympics? Christ at least compare Theon and idk VISERYS since at least there are actual similarities in there going on. Or at least draw decent comparisons. I ask too much I suppose.