concept: you, when you were a young child, sitting on the linoleum kitchen floor of your old house. Your mother stands at the stove, stirring something. The now-subtly-obsolete designs of the spice tins and cereal boxes look familiar and safe. The jingle from a commercial you’d forgotten all about plays quietly from the tv in the next room. It’s October and the weather is cooling off. There is a vague sense of fun coming in the near future. You have no responsibilities.
Hello Jason. Look at your wife. Now back to me. Now back at your wife. Now back to me. Sadly, she isn't me. But if she wears this dress I made, her skin could burn off. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're at your wedding. With the woman your wife could kill like. Look at your hand. Back at me. I have it. It's the charred remains of your wife's corpse. Look again. The corpses are now our children's! Anything is possible when your wife kills like a barbarian and not a lady. I'm on the sun chariot.
Under the cut you’ll find roughly 275 gifs of the handsome lovely man that is
in Shadowhunters season 1 episode 9-12. I was happy to fulfill this pack request by @paigerambles@katherineslapislazuli . Mustafa
is a former NFL pro and currently an actor. He’s most famous for his roles in Shadowhunters,Horrible Bosses, Nikita, and of course his Old Spice commercials.Ethnically, he is of Black(unspecified) descent, so please cast him accordingly. The gifs are all small/medium, textless, and mostly hq. Any repeats were completely unintentional. I made all of these gifs and honestly you can use them in anyway but if you add them to a crackship or gif hunt or anything of the sort please give me credit. Sword tw. Please like or reblog if you plan on using. Thank you! 1/?
Thank you everyone!!!
I didn’t know what to do to celebrate properly, so I asked Phichit to film a message! He’ll take over now, thank you everyone ♥
Phichit: So this blog keeps stealing my youtube videos for likes? And you reached 500 followers? You’re welcome, you copyright infringing son of a gun! But since it seems like I’m the hottest thing on here and you asked nicely, let me give all these 500 wonderful people a message: you’re beautiful and I love you. In fact, to get the message across better, I’ve asked Chris to help me…
*Phichit and Chris walk beside the ocean, dressed in white suits like the Old Spice commercial*
Phichit: You see, if I was your man, I’d never salchow over your feelings.
Chris: Or sit spin somewhere you’d rather I didn’t. Like if your grandma was serving tea and I decided to throw some very mature eros at her. I’d never do that.
Phichit: … that’s an oddly specific example.
Chris: Let’s move on.
*close up of Chris, lying on a bed with red silk sheets, rose petals fly through the air*
Chris, patting his thigh: I’m a man, but if I was your man, I’d keep the triple axels on the ice and save these quads for the bedroom.
*pan out. Phichit is lying on the same bed, rose between his teeth.*
Phichit: Rub me like a hamster, baby.
Chris, turning to look at him: ….
Phichit, worried: Too weird?
Chris: … uhh no… no, no, it’s fine….
Yuuri: Phichit, I don’t want to stifle your creativity, but why did you stick hamster ears on all my Victor posters?
Phichit: For science. Do you still find him sexy?
Yuuri: I can’t believe you’re asking me if I’m a furry.
Victor: How to seduce a man? Well first, cover yourself in egg yolk, and then… - what? I’m just explaining how Yuuri won me.
Yurio: Oh my god you’re all DISGUSTING CREEPS.
Phichit: So I’ve asked everyone and that was all the advice they had! I guess most of it isn’t really specific for this situation but…
Me: I really didn’t need you to go this far for me, Phichit. Thank you.
Phichit: Well I mean you wrote it all anyway. The weird stuff is on you honestly.
Me: Wow. Kinkshamed by my own creation. Oh, and Phichit? I believe in you. You’re the sexiest hamster out there.