is this a joke post or not

i’ve said this before but definitely the worst part about having a post that takes off besides the notification spam is when someone adds some completely unnecessary shit to your post. Then out of morbid curiosity you check out their blog and it turns out.. they do that to every post they reblog

Please take a moment, if you will, to imagine with me:

We finally, finally have received the trailer for whatever they have decided to turn the scorpio races into–be it a movie, a mini series, a graphic novel (that’s…. actually not a bad idea), whatever–and it’s going to be glorious. It will be full of panoramic shots of Thisby, emotionally fraught scenes between Puck and her brothers, Puck and Sean, Puck and the islanders… Perhaps we will see her on the blood rock. Perhaps we will see Mutt and Skata, fearsome and terrible. Perhaps we will see Puck standing before a bonfire, with the scraps of a jacket spiraling up into the sky. Perhaps Sean Kendrick will tell us what we need to hear.

But first: the trailer opens on a shot of the beach. The sun is glinting off the sea. Corr and Dove gallop together, Sean and Puck on their backs. It is in suitably dramatic slow motion, so we can hear the thud of their hooves and the whuff of their breath and see the spray of water everytime Dove’s hooves come down on the surf. It cuts to black intermittently, the sounds continuing, so we can hear Sean tell us about what the races are like. He stops speaking, and the voice-over narrator begins (also suitably dramatic), and it goes something along the lines of this:

“Some race to win. Others race to survive. For the first time, a girl and her pony–”

There’s a record scratch and the frame freezes, a la the Emperor’s New Groove. Puck wanders on screen, hair disheveled and hands on her hips. She’s glaring fiercely at the camera. There is mud all along her right side.

“Horse,” she says crisply. “ Dove is a horse. Why doesn’t anyone ever listen to me?”

The narrator isn’t visible but we can sense his bemusement. Sean wanders on screen and and places his hand on her shoulder, whispering something we can’t hear. Puck continues to scowl darkly, but allows herself to be led off screen. The narrator clears his throat, and hesitantly starts again as the frame begins once more:

“Some race to win. Others race to survive. For this first time, a girl and her horse…”

We receive the rest of our trailer in peace. It is just as wonderful as we always hoped.

My Silm-mortal AU where Melkor tries 2 take da Silmarils frum dat prep Fëanor

“Give me the Silmarils,” I roared.
“No,” Fëanor growled.
“Why?” I hissed, showing my fangz.
“Cause I hate you,” he cried angstily.
“Fuk off Fëanor, I’ll take them anywayz,” I declared goffickly.

okay but since m.ark h.amill, p.ernilla a.ugust && h.ayden c.hristensen are all of s.wedish descent, can we just agree that modern skywalkers are s.wedish ??? well i’m making it a thing. so leia’s half-sw.edish, half-f.ilipna in my modern verses k.