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#BendyHTtakeover Recap

((so I’m gonna compile all the Good Shit from the #BendyHTtakeover event into one post okay here we goooo))

  • Sammy has been writing music for most of his life, “from a young age […] tunes would pop into my head, [writing music] was the only logical step. ;)”
  • Willow Weep For Me” is Sammy’s favorite song, he apparently considers it modern. what time period does this game take place in jfc
  • Sammy made a handful of puns during the event. Puns are great.
  • Apparently he liked Bacon Soup at one time, but “it kind of lost its luster after a bit.. But you’d have to be crazy to not love chocolate cake!”
  • Putting on pants is apparently a struggle for him.
  • Someone asked if Norman was behind the organ from chapter 2. He responded with “The organ… I don’t know what you mean. Although Norman, our projectionist, he was always very bright..” which might be a hint to something, a compliment, or another pun - who knows.
  • An ad for a Little Mermaid bedspread got posted in the middle of the event, probably on accident. Someone joked “Sammy’s favorite Disney Princess is Ariel, confirmed.” All he had to say was something was amiss with the post, and the bed looked comfortable.
  • Sammy still writes and sings music when he’s not praising Bendy, and has written “so many dozens of songs! So many! When you’ve been in this business as long as I have… you’re quite busy.” He also said “Perhaps you shall hear them someday.” pls
  • His clearest memory of the studio besides the ink pump is “a whistling sound, a vague melody.. with a sinister purpose.”
  • When asked for advice on composing music, he responded “Music is all about layers. Rich and lush. Practice, my friend. That’s what it’s all about!”
  • Wally’s catchphrase is apparently contagious. Someone asked “Sammy, what would happen if Wally lost his keys again?” To which he responded, “That Wally! That man can’t ever keep his things in order! If I didn’t know better I’d say his mind was wayyyyy out of here!”
  • Headcanon confirmed, “Sheep Songs” is Sammy’s favorite song he wrote for the Bendy cartoons.
  • He wears the mask to “resemble the most perfect form I know!”.
  • He might not be able to see without the mask as well, someone later asked “how do you see with that mask?” and he replied “how do you see without yours?”. Might have just been a joke, or confirming the “ink monsters can see through Bendy’s eyes in cutouts and posters” theory.
  • Sammy thinks Susie is “A charming woman.. quite… charming.. I recall only her face… that.. smile.”
  • He took some selfies for us.
  • Someone asked how he felt after what happened to him at the end of chapter 2. “I can’t recall any injustice on the part of the Ink Demon. He is.. most fair.” Apparently he’s fine with being pancake’d.
  • “Who’s better? Bendy, Alice, or Boris?” “There is only our lord Bendy.”
  • What makes Bendy so worshipable is that “[He] knows all and sees all. He is the hope we’ve been waiting for!”
  • “The last I can recall… I had a flowing cascade of brown hair.. I miss it so… or was it blonde? No matter.. it was splendid.”
  • He regrets never going to Coney Island.
  • Someone asked what he thinks of Alice “Ohhh such a voice! So.. heavenly! So beautiful!” Tied with his earlier comment about Susie, this makes Samsie shippers such as myself rejoice.
  • He is honored that people write songs about him, and Bendy.
  • He doesn’t only make puns, he memes. According to him, “if you have the proper training, mayonnaise IS an instrument.”
  • His favorite instrument is the banjo, he was always fond of it and it “plucks the right chord with me”
  • He thinks bacon soup can be good, “it’s best when aged for a while I hear.”
  • He’s happy Joey let him name the song “Sammy Jam” after himself.
  • Someone asked if he had a special someone before becoming an ink monster. His answer was a flustered “Someone.. special? … I.. well.. there was.. this one. I almost remember.”
  • He doesn’t quite know where Joey is, but he thinks he’s off raising his salary somewhere.
  • He doodles Bendy sometimes.
Robert Small Headcanons

He’s hypersexual and will occasionally feel super guilty about it.


Once you guys get comfortable with each other you’ll wake up to fifteen texts from the man. All of them are pictures of Betsy.


He doesn’t like going through your front door and will ask you to leave your window unlocked.


If you take his flask he will pull out another one and look you dead in the eyes as he drinks it. The other dads did this before and got up to 10 flasks before Craig made them stop.


He will burst into tears when looking at Amanda’s baby pictures (he loves that she had a horse phase, AND that you’re using it against her).


He has set his kitchen on fire at least twice.


He absolutely adores rum cake.

They’re so cute when they’re asleep

Request:Can you do Drabble 6 & 14 combined like maybe in the avengers tower 😉😉 

Okay I know I’m requesting imagines like crazy, but could I request 11, 12, and 14 with Peter Parker? Something where the Avengers tease the reader and Peter (but especially the reader) because they have crushes on each other? Thank you so, so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

A/N: Okay so this is me attempting to use the prompts “I need a place to stay”, “they’re so cute when they’re alseep,” , “ this is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in,” , “ the way you flirt is shameful,” , “ it’s just rain you aren’t gonna melt,”………. lets see how this goes

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“Mr Stark, I-I was wondering if you could help me with something,”

“Is it your Spanish homework? ‘cause you’d have better luck talking to a wall than asking me for help,”

“No no, it’s not that, I asked this girl out on a date and-”

Tony dropped everything, and finally looked at Peter fully attentive, and interrupted his spiel, “Please tell me it was y/n you asked,” he appealed. Peter scrunched his eyebrows, confused at how Mr. Stark easily guessed who. He stuttered over his words, unable to reply, “Friday, tell Nat that she owes me $10″

Peter’s confusion morphed into shock, “Were you guys betting on us?” he asked in disbelief, as the computer system replied to his request,

“I was, Natasha not so much,” Tony answered nonchalantly, “she figured you’d never work up the courage. As per-usual, I was right,”

Peter was at a loss for words. Although, he did feel a little sense of reassurance that Mr. Stark had some faith in him, 

“Anyways, continue,” Tony pushed,

“Okay, so, I’m taking her out tonight, and I’m really nervous-”

“Predictable,”

“and I just don’t want to mess this up, so I was hoping you’d be willing to help me out by kind of being my, wing-man,”

“your wing-man?”

“Yeah,”

There was a pause between the two, as Tony blinked at the young boy,

“That was a little on the vague side, so right now my answer is no, I’m not chaperoning two school kids’ date,” He said turning away from Peter, and returning to his work,

“Where is it you’re taking her?” Peter heard a feminine voice ask behind him. He jumped slightly and looked to find Natasha strutting her way towards the two. He hesitated before answering her, “I don’t know, I was thinking, dinner then a movie?” he said, more as a question than a statement.

“Boring!” Tony exclaimed, not bothering to face them. 

Peter sighed and slouched, “Well y/n’s never been on a date before. If you do it right, then it’d be the perfect night,” Nat pointed out,

“Exactly, so I was hoping that, if I wore an earpiece, then Mr. Stark could kind of coach me through it,” Peter suggested warily.

Nat shook her head, “You want Tony Stark as you’re wing-man?” she asked pointing to the man. Peter nodded his head, “This is, by far, the stupidest plan you’ve ever had,” she deadpanned.

Tony swirled around in his chair, with a mischievous smirk, “And with me, being an intellectual, of course I’m in,”


You couldn’t tell what you were feeling. Some of it was happiness that Peter Parker has finally asked you out, which was followed by nervousness because of the fact that you’d be going on a date with him. A part of you felt sick, and horrible because the possibility of this date ending terribly and therefore ruining a perfectly good friendship was looming above you.

You and Peter had been friends for years, having gone to the same school together and sharing some of the same assignments that Tony gives you. You were always called in on the less extreme tasks,due to having no superpowers but mad combat skills. 

You huffed yet again as you stood in front of your mirror, and smoothed down your outfit. Screw it, you thought, and waited out in your living room for Peter.

Peter took deep breathes as he approached your door. A sweat began to break out on his forehead, “Have you reached the door yet?” Tony asked in his ear. Peter sighed, this was the fourth time he’s asked, “Yes,” Peter snapped in a hushed tone,

“About time. Now knock,”

“I figured that much out for myself actually,”

“Don’t get snippy with me, you asked for my help,”

“I’m beginning to regret it,” Peter groaned, before knocking on your door.

Your head shot to the direction of the door, before getting up and slowly opening it. 

Peter stood with a wide smile, cherry red cheeks and a bunched bouquet of pink roses. Your cheeks flushed to match his, as you gasped, “Peter,” you drew out. This made his smile beam a little more. You smiled along with him and giggled from his kind gesture, “Come in,” you welcomed him, opening your door wider.

You turned away, and buried your nose in the flower pedals.

“Did she like the flowers?” Tony asked Peter,

“I-I think,” Peter quickly whispered under his breath, making sure you wouldn’t notice. 

You place the bouquet in a vase and made your way back to Peter, “Ready to go?” he smiled at you. 

“Tell her she looks nice,” Peter’s wing-man pestered,

“You-” he began, but was cut of,

“Unless she doesn’t, then scratch that. Wait maybe you should tell her anyway,”

Looking at Peter confusingly, you cocked an eyebrow. He gave you a reassuring smile, and placed a hand on your lower back, “You look good tonight,” he complimented, “you always look good,” he emphasized more for Tony to take a hint,

“smooth, spidey,” you commented, letting him lead you out of your place,

“That compliment was more for me. I’m taking it.”


It felt unusual, to be on a date with Peter Parker. A date that didn’t involve studying with an old friend, but more so, a night with a different unusual feeling between you two with formal clothes and flattery.

Your heart pounded a little harder and breath hitched when Peter showed off his goofy smile. You weren’t sure if you had ever felt that way before, but it doesn’t matter, because you’re feeling it now with Peter. 

You had finished eating and were now relaxing at the table. 

“Have I already told you how amazing you look tonight?” Peter asked you, eyes glazed over in a daze,

“This is the third time probably,” you answered with a sweet smile and rosey cheeks, 

The way you flirt is shameful. She’s already sick of it,” Peter heard Tony.

He pursed his lips, “Who taught you? You’re just repeating the same things. Was it May?” 

“Oh wow look at it pour outside,” Peter spoke distracting himself from Tony,

“Nice try, I’m still here,”

“Do you want to wait in here till it stops?” Peter offered you,

“It’s just rain, you aren’t going to melt,” 

“Tony!” 

Swinging your head around from the window to Peter, you repeated, “Tony?”

Peter’s mouth bobbed, his eyes grew to saucers. You gave him a side glance, “Is he here?” you pondered suspiciously.

“um-uh-n-no”

“Think of something quick, underoos,”

“I just- uh- just remembered that Tony, offered for us to watch a movie at the tower…..tonight,” Peter squeaked 

“No I didn’t,”

“He did?”

“Y-yeah, he figured that that would be better than us spending money at the theater, or just me spending money, and you fighting me to pay your way in,” Peter explained uncomfortably, unsure if what he said came out right.

“That’s a little uncharacteristic of him,” you pointed out, 

He searched and searched his brain to quickly produce a reasonable explanation for “Tony’s proposal”. An unusually sly smirk skipped across Peter’s lips as he thought back to how outraged he felt when discovering that the two Avengers betting on and against him and his crush,

 “Yeah well, he owes us one,”

“Be ready for ridicule,”


                                       TO BE CONTINUED

Things that the vk’s definitely do at Auradon Prep

- the core four saying “what do you mean you have to go to class everyday” 

- hiding candy and other sweet foods the isle didn’t have in their rooms even though they know they can get more whenever they want 

- sleepovers that fairy godmother pretends not to know about  

- mal practices magic with jane 

- evie tutors people in chemistry and also math because she is so smart and pure 

- carlos wears jays jerseys 

- people start to come to jay to get their hair done because have you seen his hair he knows everything about styling 

-  group hugs always 

- girl talks every week after their first group girl talk in the grass 

- they all have the auradon prep therapist on speed dial because life on the isle was awful and they are not okay all the time 

- their classmates can’t figure out if they are actually all together or just really close buds

- comforting each other after nightmares until they feel safe again no matter what time it is 

- convincing evie she’s beautiful without makeup  

- being her models with no complain 

- reminding each other their parents can’t hurt them anymore 

- making sure carlos knows he is a free person and doesn’t need to do anything for anyone anymore, protecting him from his past 

- jay gets a job on campus and uses the money he earns to buy trinkets that he would have previously stolen and he gives them to the other three as presents 

- they all know how much it really means for him to buy things instead of feeling like he needs to steal it for his father, he is his own person now 

- mal still uses her mother’s spell book to help her friends and it’s her way of showing them she loves them all 

- she is also very sensitive and craves contact, so someone is always touching her

-holding hands, hugs, light arm touches, she loves it all   

- getting better slowly but surely together 

I am a terrible student, I should have gone to bed and go to school tomorrow but fuck that, I needed some true daddio right now..

my first headcanon: gladio went on shopping tours with his baby boy when his little one suddenly started crying for no reason and he panicked because nothing helped him to stop, and as he was walking down the streets with his shrieking boy, stressed as hell, he passed by some street musicians playing guitar. and like magic, his son stopped crying and silently and curiously listened to the music. Gladio was so amazed that he ended up buying a guitar himself and committing himself to learning the art of guitar to make his boy happy.

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I live for the day when one of the boy squad completely accidentally indirectly implies that Isak was more into Even than Even was into Isak at first. And Even is like… what the fuck? Ya’ll I literally pined after him for months before he even looked at me? I followed him to the bathroom?  I orchestrated and entire Romeo and Juliet scene in order to get him to kiss me? What is this bullshit?! I am the original obsessive boyfriend all of you can go fuck yourselves. “Isak was more obsessed.” Kiss my Isak-trash ass.

And the boys just being like o.0 to each other.

Headcanon: Harry & Luna become a couple. Xeno retires to the coast and leaves them his house. Harry is putting some things in Luna’s room, now their room, when he looks up at the repainted ceiling. He is no longer on the “friends” mural, but there’s a new mural in the center of it showing him and Luna together, with gold chain letters over their heads reading “my partner, my lover, my best friend forever.” “I wanted to surprise you,” says Luna softly. Harry has never felt this touched before.

(graphic by @hookedonce!)

George Washingdad

Washington: Lafayette, Where do you think you’re going?

Lafayette: I’m going over to Hercules house.

Washington: And what will you be doing there?

Lafayette: …studying.

Alexander: *mumbles* Studying in each other’s pants.

Washington: What?!

Lafayette: Shut up Alexander!

Dungeons & Dragoons

FFXV D&D headcanons

Noctis:

  • Had no clue what D&D was prior to this game.
  • Only came to game because Prompto begged him to.
  • Plays a fighter because it’s the easiest class but always forgets the mechanics.
  • Actually got super into the roleplaying element of the game.
  • Gets really attached to NPCs
  • Eats chips loudly at the table.
  • Sometimes falls asleep during combat encounters.

Prompto

  • Loves D&D so goddamn much. He can play a game AND spend time with his friends.
  • Plays a ranger. Mostly plays a ranger so he can have an animal companion.
  • The animal companion is a chocobo.
  • “I make an animal handling check on the dog.”
  • Never remembers to use his hunter’s mark.
  • Takes pics of all his nat 20s
  • Took Mounted Combat so he could ride his Chocobo into battle.

Gladio

  • “I roll to seduce the golem.” “You can’t seduce the golem.” “I roll to intimidate the golem.”
  • You’d think he’d play a berserker but ding dong ur wrong
  • Plays a monk
  • Uses Flurry of Blows whenever he can.
  • Loves tavern time
  • Super superstitious about his dice.
  • Bad and naughty dice will get sent to the dice jail.
  • Screams when he rolls a nat 20

Ignis

  • Plays a wizard
  • Remembers every single one of his millions of spells without having to look at the handbook.
  • Always in character.
  • A l w a y s
  • Very crafty when it comes to how to use his spells both in and out of combat.
  • Often answers questions about the rules before the DM can.
  • Brings food so no one goes hungry during long sessions.

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Prince Jason Todd falling in love with a "Commoner"

•The people knew very little about Jason.

•He never went to high society social events or paraded around the public like what his brothers had to do.

•He was however, the commander for the regiment.

•You only saw him when the regiment was out fighting or training.

•He was as a mystery.

•Not that many high class suitors were into him because #1 you could barely meet him anywhere or #2 he was very tight lipped.

•Jason said little to none and mostly lived with his soldiers rather than his castle.

•So when a very attractive man was roaming around your village with the regiment you and basically everyone had no idea that he was a prince.

•You hunted a lot in the deep woods.

•With a bow and arrow you became very well known throughout the state for your skills.

•You heard twigs cracking and immediately fired an arrow to the noise.

•The noise however was a man with a stream of scared curses.

•You quickly ran to the man and apologized profusely.

•"I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to shoot you I thought you-“
•"It’s fine really, You’re skills are amazing… almost as good as mine.”
•"Oh really?“

•You began to talk to the man who said his name was Jay.

•He proposed a competition on who could shoot better.

•And he lost.

•"I let you win Y/N”
•"Suuure.“

•After a couple of talks together in the woods he begins to fall for you.

•Unlike his brothers, his prince status doesn’t get in the way.

•But as the relationship between you two start to get serious he thinks a lot on how to tell it to you.

•Jay does the most cheesiest pick up lines to get you to laugh.

•"Y'know you had my heart when you shot that first arrow.”
•"Yes, my arrow was dangerously close to your heart when I shot it.“

•When you two kiss he feels like the happiest guy alive.

•But then remembers he’s hiding apart of himself from you.

•He feels like you deserve better and distances himself from you.

•You not taking any of Jay’s shit, go out looking for him after days of ignoring you.

•Spotting him next to a tree sitting glumly you join him.

•"What’s been going on?”
•"Nothing.“
•"That’s the worst lie you ever told.”
•"It’s just… the kiss, I- We.“

•You thought he wasn’t into you no more.

•"No no! Y/N, I loved that kiss it made me feel so happy… it’s just, I’m the pri-.”

•"JASON!“

•A young man riding a horse storms up to Jason.

•It was prince Tim.

•"Why did you storm off at dinner! You didn’t even tell us about that Y/N… oh… hello.”

•Everything clicked, Jay was Prince Jason.

•Jason groaned while covering his face.

•"Thanks Tim, I was trying to explain that to Y/N right now.“

•"Oh well… glad I can be of service.. er… see you back at the castle.”

•Jason gave you a questioning look whether you’d accept him or not.

•You merely shrugged.

•"You’re a commander and a prince, that’s pretty hot. Think that your nobles would accept me?“

•"They absolutely would… even if they didn’t I wouldn’t care.”

•It took a very long time for Jason to bring you to the castle.

•He wasn’t much of a glamor person himself.

•Everyone was jealous of Tim because he saw what you looked like before anyone else.

•Prince Dick practically loves you and casually questions when the wedding date will be.

•According to Dick, you two aren’t allowed to be married unless he is present.

•You and Jason spend most of the days together in a small cottage in the nature.

•The boys love to visit to get away from their princely duties, much to Jason’s dismay.

•But what is for certain.

•Jason loves you too much.

anonymous asked:

tbh stupid #headcanon or so but what do you think, tom would do if his girlfriend is v insecure about her body and especially her cellulite?

Wowowow Just wanted to point out, if anyone feels insecure over these things, I’m with you 100% you aren’t alone loves ♡ Ps: I’m slow at replying and suck at advice, but my message box is open for you ♡ I don’t bite– unless you’re spiderman–

I suck at headcanons. This is my first one so, sorry if it stanks… 👀

  • Tom would be so upset that his love thinks like that of their body
  • but he’d whisper sweet nothings, and do whatever he could to make you feel beautiful
  • he would catch you looking in the mirror and would instantly start giving you compliments
  • “damn, I can’t believe you’re mine.”
  • “you’re so beautiful”
  • "I love you so much”
  • "darling, you don’t have to worry about that, you’re already gorgeous”
  • he’d show you things he too felt insecure about himself
  • he’d also try to be funny about it, to make you laugh and feel better
  • loves to make you blush, with his cheesiness 
  • he would hold you endlessly
  • he would kiss the places you thought badly of yourself
  • "mine”
  • “so beautiful”
  • “perfect”
  • he really shows how much he appreciates you in his own way™ 
  • “but I have really bad cottage-cheese…”
  • “cottage-cheese?”
  • “cellulite”
  • ”love, is that what you’re stressing yourself over?”
  • he tells you all the things he loves about you, and how much he loves your personality, your body, and your cellulite very much
  • he’d literally drop whatever he’s doing, just to go comfort you about all thoughts, and everything that would upset you
  • when you’re sad, and he sees this, it would make him really upset and sad as well
  • he’d love you so much you’d forget about all your insecurities