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This is completely ridiculous but here goes

So I work at the online shopping department at the grocery store in town. The front end (where I used to work for 2 years and was a huge PITA) stopped using paper bags bc the store didn’t want to pay for them, but my boss refused to comply since it’ll take 200x longer if our shoppers only used plastic, making us the only ones with paper bags. I clocked in at 4 to walk into the usual Unhappy Hour™ (bc everyone literally tries to pick up their stuff at once). The rush isn’t bad when I started, but it started to pick up an hour later. Around then, as I was helping my coworker/friend load a customer’s car, a middle-aged man comes up to me, kinda pissed for God knows what reason. The conversation went something like this:

Man: go inside and ask your boss why you guys have paper bags
Me, confused and looking at wall of groceries: what?
Man, pointing to paper/plastic bag on top of an order: I wanna know why you guys have paper and plastic bags and we’re stuck with just plastic. is it some kind of joke? it’s a shame.
Me: … I d-
Man: you know what? I’m gonna go make a big stink about it
Me: ok

He leaves and I don’t see him again until after a couple more of our customers pick up. Again he comes up to me after I finish the last of the round.

Man: so I talked with (insert store manager name here) and he understands
Me: ok
Man: I’m also going to sue (store name here) for discrimination charges cause I’m being discriminated against.
*guy leaves*
Me: ¿what? ok??

Once I go inside after the second time (out of sight and earshot) I start cracking up over how dumb the whole thing was. Sometimes I wonder why I still work there.

tl;dr:
customer complains to me about paper bag policy that I have no control over, talks to a manager, and threatens to sue because he didn’t get paper for his groceries

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  • Jon: I was resurrected after being stabbed by my own men.
  • Sansa: Oh well that's definitely the weirdest thing I've heard so far.
  • Bran: Hey Sansa, couldn't help but overhear your conversation and I just wanted to let you know that you looked beautiful on your wedding night.
  • Sansa: Holy fuck what that's fucking creepy Bran what the fu-wait Arya what's that in your bag?
  • Arya: Oh, these? These are my faces. The faces that I wear. As an assassin. I can speak in their voice, live in their skin...even become you.
  • Sansa, packing her bags: All right you guys it's been fun catching up really missed you but I think I have to go very very far away from here see you all next Christmas
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Taeyong’s “cute” expression when he is practising revealed😂😂

anonymous asked:

Ravus and Luna Banter being siblings ?

I got another person who asked me about Ravus and Luna banter, so let’s go ahead and do dis! >:D

If Lunafreya and Ravus Were Party Members… (Banter)


Prompto: “Wow. The Oracle, Lady Lunafreya. Princess of Tenebrae…!”
Lunafreya: “Yes, Sir Prompto?”
Prompto: “And she calls me sir. Like a knight!”
Ravus: “Lunafreya, do not show him kindness. He will take advantage of it and lust for compliments.”
Prompto: “Rude…”

Gladiolus: “Little cramped back here…”
Noctis: “You think?”
Prompto: “I think Rae’s claw is digging into my thigh.”
Ravus: “Or rather, your thigh is digging into my claw.”
Lunafreya: “Are you all alright? Perhaps we should make a stop the car and readjust our positions…?”
Ignis: “Pay no mind to their suffering, Lady Lunafreya. They can sort it out themselves.”

Noctis: “Hey, you’re pretty good at handling a trident, Luna.”
Lunafreya: “Thank you, Prince Noctis. I have learned from the best, after all.”
Prompto: “Bet she’d be pretty good at handling-”
Ravus: “Finish that statement, and you will cease to have either head of yours, Argentum.”

Ignis: “Are things are as dire as the reports claim, Lady Lunafreya? We heard that the situation with Niflheim has only been escalating since Ravus’s escape.”
Lunafreya:
 “I am afraid it is. The Starscourge continues to spread, and the prophecy needs to be fulfilled. Now more than ever.”
Gladiolus: “That’s alot of weight to carry, that’s for sure…”
Lunafreya: “It is… But that is why I will do whatever I may to aid Prince Noctis fulfilling his duty. That is, if he will allow me to travel with you all.”
Noctis: “Of course I’d allow it, Luna. You’re always welcome with us.”
Lunafreya: “Oh! I did not meant your approval, Noctis. I meant my brother’s.”
Ravus: “And I am giving this endeavor second thoughts with each passing second…”

Lunafreya: “Oh! Dear Ravus! Did you notice the bakery that we passed by? The strawberry cake looked delicious, and-”
Ravus: “You purchased a cake there, didn’t you?”
Lunafreya: “…It looked delightful, though.”
Ravus: “…I at least hope that you plan on sharing a slice with me, Lunafreya.”
Prompto:
 “Ooh, cake?! Can I have some?”
Ravus: “No.”

Gladiolus: “So where exactly is Luna going to sleep anyways…? It’s hard enough having five guys in a tent together.”
Lunafreya: “Oh! I will be satisfactory enough sleeping outside of the tent. I would simply need a blanket and-“
Ravus & Ignis: “Most certainly not.”
Prompto: “She could just sleep in the tent with us! We can bundle up.”
Ravus & Noctis: “Hell no.”
Lunafreya: “…Perhaps I should just let you all decide. I am find with whatever you decide.”

Lunafreya: “Sir Prompto, what were the lyrics of that song that you sang earlier?”
Prompto: “Which one? I can sing any song you like!”
Lunafreya: “It is a song about… Birds? Riding a bird, I think!”
Prompto: “Oh! ‘I want to ride my chocobo all day~’”
Lunafreya: “Yes! That is the song! Now that you know the lyrics, you can sing it for me. Right, dear Ravus?”
Ravus: “I never agreed to this…”

Noctis: “So, uh… Luna. Did you my reply…? In the book, I mean.”
Lunafreya: “I did yes! Did you get my response in return.”
Noctis: “Your response…? No.”
Ravus: “But I did, Lunafreya. How long has this exchange been occurring, by the way, and when were you going to discuss this matter with me?”
Noctis: “Shit…”

Ravus: “Lunafreya! Are you alright? Did the daemons bring you any harm?”
Lunafreya: “No, I am fine, Ravus!”
Gladiolus: “Pretty sure she was kicking ass when you weren’t looking, Ravus.”
Lunafreya: “Indeed! Though my dress is stained with dirt and daemon blood now…”
Ravus: “The struggle to maintain white attire is one you will get to understand well, Lunafreya…”
Lunafreya: “One we shall master in the end, I am sure.”

Gladiolus: “So how come Luna’s sunshine and rainbows and Ravus is all…”
Noctis: “Doom and gloom?”
Prompto: “Death and despair?”
Lunafreya: “Grumpy faces and brooding…?”
Ravus: “Lunafreya, please…”

Leroux: Erik is an unparalleled genius, skilled in engineering and trickery, so all of his seemingly supernatural doings are actually mundane and fully explainable by his diabolical intelligence.

ALW: The Phantom is a fucking wizard.