ok look can we talk about how stubborn steve and tony would be…together? Like if they weren’t fighting all the time in the mcu…anything would be possible. Steve and Tony are the most stubborn, and you bet ur sweet ass that they could probably defeat Thanos in about three seconds.
“Thanos, no offense, but you look like a shriveled grape.”
“Tony, do you mean a raisin? I can see the resemblance.”
“Thanos shut up, me and Steve are communicating. This is good for us. I think. And no, Steve, I do not mean a raisin. I mean a shriveled grape, oh my god.”
“I don’t think you know how raisins are made.”
“Steve up until three years ago, you had no idea what Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake wore to the AMAs, and that is a tragedy. I don’t think you know who Elton John is.”
“That’s the guy who got the knighthood, right? He sings a little?”
“Steve, you are literally fifteen levels of wrong.”
“Steve? Tony? We’re gonna die soon.”
“Not yet,” Steve tells Clint. “We’ll fight this together. Thanos will lose.”
“Yeah, Steve has a battle plan and everything. He knows that, but he doesn’t know Elton John’s main career. I bet even Bucky knows. Bucky, who is Elton John?”
“Popular singer of the seventies? Wore weird glasses.”
“See? Even your microwave friend knows who that man is. Steve, you’re stupid.”
So my roommate @magicalgirlgiorno just finished playing resident evil 5 and in a document on the ship there was names with thier level of clearence and under level 9 clearence was Ethan W. So the question is: is it the same person?