is there even a ship name for these two

Ship Grading Masterlist

Since there are a lot, and I’m gonna compile them before I delete (most of) them. Also, please remember these are my own personal preferences!

Grading system:

A+: OTP

A: I love it

B: It’s really cute

C: Not a bad ship

D: I’m neutral on it

E: I don’t really like it

F: NOTP

N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

ACTUAL OTPS:

Jotaro/Kakyoin

Caesar/Joseph

Josuke/Okuyasu

SUBMITTED SHIPS:

Josuke/Okuyasu/Koichi: A

Bruno/Giorno: D

Giorno/Narancia: A

Yukako/Reimi: B

Jolyne/Anasui: F

Fugo/Giorno: B

Gyro/Johnny: A

Joseph/Wham: C

Star Platinum/Jotaro: F (unless BroTP, then A)

Kakyoin/Rohan (brotp): A

Giorno/Mista: A

Giorno/Trish/Mista: D

Dio/Pucci: A+

Jonathan/Dio: F

Jonathan/Dio/Erina: F

Dio/Vanilla Ice: B

Jolyne/Weather Report: A

Bruno/Abbacchio: A

Jotaro/ Rohan: E

Vanilla Ice/Johngalli A: D

Kira/Diavolo: D

Shinobu/Tomoko: A

Kira/Rohan: E

Josuke/Rohan: F

Diavolo/Doppio: E

Kakyoin/Me: A+

Jonathan/Speedwagon: A+

Kars/Esidisi: D

Diego/Hot Pants: C

Gappy/Yasuho: N/A

Jolyne/Hermes: B (more of a brotp ship for me)

Jotaro/Polnareff: C (more of a brotp ship for me)

Avdol/Polnareff: A+ (ranks as one of my top OTPs)


This’ll be added to if I get any more requests for ship rates…!

On an unrelated note

The Miraculous fandom is ridiculous. You wanna know why? Here are the names for the five most popular ships on AO3:

  1. Adrienette (Adrien x Marinette)
  2. Ladynoir (Ladybug x Chat Noir)
  3. Marichat (Marinette x Chat Noir)
  4. DJ WiFi (Nino x Alya)
  5. Ladrian (Ladybug x Adrien)

Know why that’s ridiculous? FOUR OF THE FIVE SHIPS ARE THE SAME TWO PEOPLE!!! The main 2-person ship in the series is known as THE LOVE SQUARE!!!

What even is my life that I got sucked up in this? I watched four episodes and dived straight into hell

Originally posted by ladynoir-aka-life

you: 2016 sucks

me, an intellectual: The Year of 2016,

it is,

in fact,

A Good Year

Hamilton: Alright, so you and I are married.

Burr: We are not married.

Hamilton: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Burr: I don’t wanna pretend.

Hamilton: Scared you’ll like it?

Burr: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Theodosia: Are you two like this all the time?

Eliza: Yes, they are.

  • Nico: Did you know that 1 out of 4 people are gay?
  • Uno: That means 1 of us is gay
  • Nico:
  • Rock:
  • Jyugo:
  • Uno: I hope it's Jyugo. Jyugo is cute.
4

minghao and eunwoo moments for anon and myself

I can’t believe I have to say this once a month but please for the love of god whenever you see a gay Asian couple do NOT under any circumstances feel the need to say or think “wow this is just like *insert idol/anime ship here*” Bc one: odds are they’re not even the same ethnicity and two: gay Asian men (namely e/se Asians) do not solely exist for your “hot sinful yaoi ships” we are not you’re boyxboy live action ship.
We are real people and our identities should be respected outside of your ships.

(Ps: if you ship real life idols then that’s even worse Bc those are real people. And ur going to hell if u compare real life gay Asians to ur fake queerbaity idol ships so have fun)

Also non e/se Asians can reblog this but I don’t want ur opinion on the matter

Things I know about Supernatural without ever watching it

- Lady on ceiling on fire?????!
- Two brothers. Sam and Dean Winchester
- guy named Cas is some kind of demon (idk but he has wings sometimes)
- most people ship destiel (even I ship it and I’ve never watched it but damn u tumblr)
- carry on my wayward son makes people cry for some reason
- redheaded witch screws shit up
- if u sleep with sam ur doomed
- Pentagrams and salt mean something
- one of em ends up working at a supermarket or something?
- misha colins is very pretty
- sams the one with the floppy hair
- chevy impala
- much death

2

you know when you remember that old otp of yours and you suddenly get a bunch of feels and it ruins your life?
well it’s kinda one of those days so take this as i go cry under my bed for two hours

Am I the only one to notice

how easily THIS

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and THIS

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could produce THIS

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like seriously, the similarities are frightening


and then I remember that Snow is an orphan and I am sad

I can’t believe the shippiest crossover in the world happened back in 2012 and I forgot about it

Honestly guys like can we list off the fanfic tropes these two fulfilled in just two episodes

Like going from enemies to friends in the span of like, two minutes, doing sports together and then

WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

And lest we forget that Ben was literally inside Rex

What even

I’m disappointed this doesn’t have a ship name but I’ve got the file names for these pics listed under BenGen so

What your ship name preference means about you

Victuri: You picked the most generic ship name to hold to your heart. Yet, you can’t help but feel like its makes more sense than the others, after all the subs do indeed say ‘Yuri’ and “Victor’. Your also sometimes confused why there is three more ship names floating around for the same pairing 

Victuuri: The most popular ship name, whats the difference? its got two U instead of one. Making it extra gay.  In actuality, you picked this one because you believe the prober name for our main man is supossed to be spelt with two U (YUURI) The logic behind this fails me since the title of the show clearly states that Yuri is only spelt with one U

idk i could be missing the bigger picture 

Vikturi: The same as above, but this time its acknowledging Victor being spelt as Viktor as it should be if we were being accurate to Russian spellings 

Viktuuri: Literary the ship name that nobody uses. Nobody. Even though it makes the most sense considering its the combination of all the proper (???)spellings and extra gay U(s)

Leoji: Perfect. You are perfect

Gaungleo/I’mMissingOneBUtPleaseForgiveMeIAmHuman: You got it right with leoji so just stick with that pls 

Georgi x Anya/GF= literally nobody ships this so…? OTP GEORGI X HAPPINESS

Phichit x anyone= You are perfect 2.0 

Christopher x Ice = trash 


2

The snake and its hands

Looks like the bads of the Steven Universe fandom are trying to sink their hooks into Overwatch again. Literally the same people–seriously, I get a twitch every time I see a gem name on the OW forums now, or even a Tumblr icon–with the same hypocritical arguments, and the same bullshit tactics.

I was thrilled when Blizzard revealed their mascot character is a lesbian, with a promise of more queer representation to come. It could have been a more minor character, but Tracer! And just look at those cuties go in Reflections!

But two voice lines later that tease a ship they don’t like (”Gency”, in this case), and the Tumblr kids are back to sending death threats, collecting dubious “receipts”, and branding the company as–you guessed it –“lesbophobes”.

Over another goddamn fictional ship.

Cue the ever-moving goalposts as they try to stick a buzzword on the ship that makes it “problematic”! So, anti-shippers, it’s been a while, let’s hear it.

”Lesbophobia!”

You know how you’re trying desperately to convince yourself those chocolate lines were platonic? The same could be said of those lines you swore made Pharmercy canon. It’s interpretation, and it’s open to everyone. Just because you ran with it doesn’t somehow give you dibs on what the creators decide is going to be canon. It’s their creation, contrary to one poster who thought fan work somehow gives them a claim.

Your ship may not have made it this time, big shmeal, there is still AU, and there are a hell of a lot more ships in this ocean.

But I gotta say, when Blizzard made the face of the game a lesbian, AND promised there is more queer representation to come (not necessarily lesbian, because you know, there ARE other letters in the acronym, learn to share), it’s a hell of a note you’d try to pull that card.

Also, I gotta love how platonic relationships and bisexuality are suddenly your best friends when you’re trying to salvage your ship. When I had bisexual headcanons in Steven Universe, I was just “making excuses to ship with a man”. When my squish had platonic ace headcanons, it was “lesbophobia” because it’s all about the sex, sex, sex, amirite? 

When you anti-shippers do it, though, it’s to save a poor, poor girl from TEH MENS. Reading that biphobia loud and clear, kids, because we’re trash to you, “boring hets”,  whenever we’re with someone who is male aligned. And some of you call US greedy, lmfao. Get stuffed.

My sexuality isn’t your escape hatch.

“Well, it’s patient/doctor! That’s a power imbalance!”

….the entire premise of Pharmercy was always the healer/fighter synergy. Like, the ship was quite literally founded on it. Guess that’s problematic too–oh, wait, no, you LIKE that one.

“W-well, white savior!”

If you really want to go that route, same problem every time Mercy saves Pharah’s ass in your precious fanfics, try again.

“Genji is just a self-insert! Ew!”

Ah yes, I forgot, only you folks are allowed to see a character as a fucking avatar so you can RP/draw/whatever your little personal fantasies.

Can you just admit you don’t like the ship and you’re just pulling shit from your ass to try to make people afraid to speak out about it, like you did with Steven Universe?

“No I don’t like the ship so it’s wrong and ur a bigot I’m making a callout post on u. :C”

Sigh.

“I’ll boycott the game!”

Excellent!

1) We really, really, REALLY won’t miss you, and 2) You already lost the fucking game anyway.

gg ez wp

Anime couple of the year
  • Anime World: And the anime couple of the year award goes to - Victor Nikiforov and Yuuri Katsuki AKA VICTUURI
  • Fandom: There better not have even been any debate over it. Like, This is fact. Learn from them, petty shoujo anime.