- Light: angry child, likes murder and death, enjoys long walks to chip cabinet
- L: refuses to sit in a chair like a normal person, bribes people with strawberries, no blood in body as it has been replaced with sugar
- Mello: yummy yummy chocolate in tummy, thinks they're high fashion but in reality only wears sleeveless vests, always #2
- Near: smol child, always #1 effortlessly, enjoys toys and puzzles
- Ryuk: antisocial, has withdrawals when going too long without apples, constantly internally asks "lol what even am i"