is the worst kind of person

anonymous asked:

I just read the 'white jokes' post. I too don't really have a line in my humor (or it's really small) but they also make me uncomfortable. Not because they are about my race but because the people who make them get angry if you make jokes about their race. It's not the jokes themselves it's the double standard. I think racist jokes are okay if the person makes them about everyone including their own race. That shows that it really is just a joke and not a lowkey way to hate a certain race.

Hmm, well, I guess that kind of makes sense. But it’s true that the worst kinds of people are those who will say/do shitty things, then when called out on it say “I was just joking, geez,” like that somehow makes their shitty behavior ok.

Oversharing Asks

(Disclaimer: These questions are very personal and may touch on sensitive subjects; you may want to look over them before reblogging. You can strike out or totally delete questions you don’t want to deal with.)

  1. Who hurt you the most?
  2. Who have you hurt the most?
  3. Who do you miss the most?
  4. Who do you want out of your life the most?
  5. Who had the biggest positive impact on you?
  6. Who had the biggest negative impact on you?
  7. Who do you wish you could be honest with?
  8. Who have you harbored (any kind of!) secret feelings towards?
  9. Who would the world be better off without?
  10. Who do you wish you’d treated differently?
  11. What was the worst day of your life?
  12. What’s your greatest fear?
  13. What’s your biggest insecurity?
  14. What’s your biggest regret?
  15. Describe your ideal world.
  16. Describe your personal hell.
  17. What’s a hopeless dream you’re still holding on to?
  18. What’s the most embarrassed you’ve ever been?
  19. What’s the angriest you’ve ever been?
  20. What’s the saddest you’ve ever been?
  21. What’s the most scared you’ve ever been?
  22. What’s the most hopeless you’ve ever felt?
  23. What’s the most frantic you’ve ever felt?
  24. What’s the bravest you’ve ever felt?
  25. What’s the best case scenario for your future?
  26. What’s the worst case scenario for you future?
  27. What’s the most physical pain you’ve ever felt?
  28. What’s the most emotional pain you’ve ever felt?
  29. Describe a time you felt like a hypocrite.
  30. Describe a time you felt like a traitor.
  31. Describe a time you felt like a hero.
  32. Describe a time you felt inhuman.
  33. Describe a time you felt like a failure.
  34. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
  35. What are you proudest of?
  36. What’s your relationship with your family like?
  37. What’s your relationship with religion like?
  38. Talk about someone you’ve lost.
  39. Talk about someone who abandoned you.
  40. Talk about a desire you have that scares you.
  41. What’s something you wish you were capable of?
  42. What’s something you’re afraid that you’re capable of?
  43. Describe the kind of life you wish you’d been born into.
  44. Describe your worst heartbreak.
  45. Describe your worst disappointment.
  46. Have you ever taken a fall for someone?
  47. Have you ever forced or let someone take a fall for you?
  48. Have you ever done serious physical harm to someone?
  49. Have you ever done serious emotional harm to someone?
  50. Have you ever self-harmed?
  51. Have you ever attempted suicide?
  52. Have you ever stolen something?
  53. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  54. Have you ever been cheated on?
  55. Have you ever taken revenge on someone?
  56. Have you ever seriously considered killing somone?
  57. Have you ever betrayed someone who trusted you?
  58. Have you ever experienced something supernatural or unexplainable?
When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a person.
—  Joss Whedon
Ask me things

1. What’s your philosophy in life?

2. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself?

3. Are you religious or spiritual?

4. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?

5. Which parent are you closer to and why?

6. What was the best phase in your life?

7. What was the worst phase in your life?

8. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?

9. What makes you feel accomplished?

10. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much?

11. What is a relationship deal breaker for you?

12. Are you more into looks or brains?

13. Would you ever take back someone who cheated?

14. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner?

15. When do you think a person is ready for marriage?

16. What kind of parent do you think you will be?

17. What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner?

18. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything?

19. Do you usually stay friends with your exes?

20. Have you ever lost someone close to you?

21. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up?

22. What’s an ideal weekend for you?

23. What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex?

24. Do you judge a book by its cover?

25. Are you confrontational?

26. When was the last time you broke someone’s heart?

27. Would you relocate for love?

28. Did you ever write a journal?

29. What are you most thankful for?

30. Do you believe in second chances?

31. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?

32. What is your idea of a perfect vacation?

33. What did your past relationship teach you?

34. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder?

35. What’s on your bucket list this year?

36. When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush?

37. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again?

38. If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for?

39. What’s your biggest regret in life?

40. What do you think about when you’re by yourself?

someone made a post about how revan would say this, and i wanted to link it, but i can’t find it and it makes me mad. (EDIT: someone was awesome enough to link me the post so here it is!) because it’s 900% true. revan would totally strike poses and talk about how the real reason they left the jedi order is because the council was jealous of their stunning good looks and that if they didn’t wear their mask people wouldn’t stop fighting over them. 

worst of all, they have that kind of personality where when you meet them, you can’t help but think ‘they probably are really hot under that mask, dammit.’

bonus:

being revan’s best friend / top henchman can’t be good for your blood pressure. hang in there, malak. 

When you realise that literally whoever they cast as Catwoman is going to result in some kind of drama… She will either be too young for some, too old for others, not the right race, because some people think Catwoman is white, some think she’s South American and some want another black Catwoman. And of course the actresses body will be criticised, like with what happened to Gal, because people are the worst, some will say that she’s not “sexy” enough and then others will say she’s too sexualised, or it’ll be like with Amber Heard and people will just say that she’s the worst actress in the world… why can’t we just have nice things.

  • Magnus: [to Alec] When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a person, Alexander Lightwood.
Youtube Witches

Listed below are many of the amazing witches who’s videos provide their own personal beliefs and practices.They are many of whom i consider mentors and have influenced my practices tremendously. Check them out!

LadyGraveDancer: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLadygravedancer

Lovely woman and witch who knows a lot about what she does. Very inspirational and is a follower of the Goddess Hekate. She encourages the powerofyour intent and the ability to follow your own self and intuition. Her channel has a plethora of videos on different topics concerning magick and even vlogs that shows her beautiful family. She has a fear of squirrels but that’s a long crazy story. Overall, very kind and not opposed to communicating with her followers.

SunshineMorningRae: https://www.youtube.com/user/SunshineMorningRae

Just as her name says, she’s a a bright ray of sunshine. very positive and kind in her videos. Very educational and just a total joy to watch. Her videos could fix even the worst of days with her bright personality.

Lunarwisdom: https://www.youtube.com/user/momcalzmesheri

Follower of the wiccan path. Very lovely individual with a lot of help and guidance to offer. Her videos range from magick, witchcraft, and wicca, to poetry and original writings.

EmberHoneyRavenhttps://www.youtube.com/user/EmberHoneyraven

Beautiful person and very inspirational. Her videos range from witchcraft and magick to just shooting the shit and having a chat. Just like Sunshine her videos can cheer up the gloomiest of people.

House Of Conjure: https://www.youtube.com/user/AmayaRaiyne

Again, another beautiful lady. Practitioner of hoodoo and conjure. Her videos aren’t very long but do contain a nice bit of information. She and ladyGraveDancer do a little talk show on their channels which involves great talks and at the same time a lot of laughter.

SimplyGabrielle: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWgR9sVAxbXMwCORabmgngg

Gabrielle has recently stopped providing information her practice which is completely understandable. She still has previous videos with information on her beliefs and practices. Topics range from luciferianism to just stopping in to check up on her followers. The type of person to sit down and have a cup of tea with and just talk the day away.

Katz: https://www.youtube.com/user/katz0411

Ordained high priestess in Santeria. She provides information on candle magick and other vast topics. Very pleasant to watch and very knowledgeable. 

Madame Pamita: https://www.youtube.com/user/MadamePamita

Practitioner of Hoodoo and gives advice on how to perform candle magick and other forms of conjure. In depth and has a wonderful energy about her.

AsheraStarGoddess: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8NZeDmUEAK_f82zTuhohYw

Pleasant to watch and has many interesting idea’s and topics. Provides information on dark energy/ matter and it’s place within her practice.

SpiritualVibes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpk4Qnz1QMOjx2QEJpQdYZg

Shows of her beautiful collections of crystals and crystal creations. Skilled artisian and her crafts range from jewelry to wonderfully crafted tools for witches.

Joey Morris: https://www.youtube.com/user/starryeyedlillady

Joey is a daughter of The Morrigan. She has videos that discuss her relationship with The Morrigan and the beautiful aspects about The Morrigan as well. She owns a shop which she uses her channel to introduce her new items available. Her personality and energy is very calming ad wacky at some times and is overall very pleasant.


All of these amazing witches are who i watch daily and jump every time i get the notification that a new video has been posted. I’m sure i’m missing some very lovely witches and i will compile a second list as soon as i can.

Much love to you all!

"I can't take criticism so I send out my minions from 4chan out to get you" blocklist

I’ll be honest, I do not get what are these peoples deal but they seem to always get on the bad side of everyone and they can get to this very contrarian personality from 4chan /v/ so I’ll just take that a hint to making a list of them, they aren’t fascists by any means, crypto-fascists at the least, but they often gobble up the worst of people from this website and have probably been co-opted by fascists multiple time because of their apatheticness and coyness, the whole “I’m not a SJW! I don’t like protesters, fighting for something is dumb!” kind, shit they aren’t even probably right-wingers so this is a very special blocklist because I keep seeing them on tumblr whenever something bad happens, in fact i see so many fascists on this site only follow these people, so it’s probably better to block them to cut off their social rings immediately. 

–The list that has probably already been made once–

moontouched-moogle - Not much interesting to talk about here they’re just this hive mind for /v/ people. They kind of helped me build this list a bit. 

thefeelofavideogame - This guy never catches a break of not minding their own business and can’t help but feel cynical about anything but just ‘vidya’

nentindo - This one deserves a special mention because they’re 15 years old so it’s better to just block them and ignore them in advance rather then let them act elitist, i mean jeez kid you’re 15 you BARELY experienced life yet. Like really this amount of them surrounding themselves by adults that don’t wish them the best is an unhealthy obsession for them at it is. 

inkerton-kun - Dontcha hate when a porn artist has to have a ‘personality’

steven-universe-official - Kind of like the grand papi of this gang, I don’t even need to tell people to block them because I think about everyone does already due them sending their weird combination of anti-feminist fans around sending hate to anyone that would do criticism against their shitty attitude, technically in the recent years they kind of toned down on going around spewing bullshit and being THE uncle tom but it’s good to double check

dream-cassette - Oh this one I’ve heard of the most! Used to make child porn by the name of hoshime, in the name of rule 34, along the lines she deleted her original blog because she believed the obviously fake “down with cis” situation was the biggest EXAMPLE OF BIGOTRY in the world and the not absurd at all rival towards inequality (ignoring how it works systematically) and ever since then she’s been hanging out with the anti-sjws. 

thathomestar - I think they used to be a 100% gamergater but then again almost everyone here on this list was at one point. They still have that suspicious aura of “all the misery in the world is the left-wing’s fault for fighting back against their human rights being removed rather than just submitting!”. Says everything that is politically incorrect is just a joke, might be just a weird case of /pol/’s law (haha, get it?)

mr-cappadocia - Also an infamous gamergater, they sorta hold a grudge so much against social justice they end up sounding like they’re high on sherm. You know those try-hards that sound REALLY hard to sound politically incorrect? Yep! They sound like that. I also recommend blocking leopirate too as they are also a hotspot for gamergaters. Both are pretty terrible Islamophobic people. 

takashi0 - The OG Anti-SJW Brony of Tumblr! What a title. 

shitpost-senpai - I don’t even know why this guy’s on this list they’re just a 100% obvious fascist to the point they won’t stop being antisemitic about everything but hey, I guess because they like anime and metal gear rising that’s enough for them to fit in this blocklist… They’re also constantly being reblogging by this social ring of people and could just be the reason why a sum of people don’t trust them. 

maoh - They hate it when people fight back against oppression in general, the old cuck-like mentality of “No, don’t do anything, don’t fight back and die and it will be a win!” without knowing that peaceful protest holds no consequence and allows fascists to do anything they want to do at any time while removing human rights. They’re very petty about god damn children rather than just let them be too. What kind of an adult is this? Kind of funny that they changed their description recently from “I dislike the left-wing of tumblr” to “zero tolerance for faux morality and art censorship”, dude got some brand new codewords to pass off “I hate criticism” and “I’m a nazi sympathizer cuck and I’ve been brainwashed by the enemy to say that violent dynamics, no matter how history shows the story otherwise, is ineffective in justice and is villainous, anyways let me just frantically love an anime where they beat someone up”. It’s basic praxis and how the world works! 

shameshack - Ey! the-cringe-channel, known for producing their own cringe content because for some odd reason they keep ignoring the academic values of things and brush ofF everything in the world as mindless paranoia but probably aren’t a very smart person themselves and would rather waste their life making fun of kids and fueling the quickly made anti-sjw blogs on this website that all have urls like “tumblr-is-dumb-because-i-hate-minorities”, out of everyone who acts coy about why people dislike them, this one acts the most coy out of them all, what a malicious kind of guy. I really don’t know if they legit don’t get how things work in the real world because they take silly things seriously and serious things as if they were silly. Have you ever tried living life once where you have to don’t have to keep insecurely looking down on others that are just harmless oddities to fuel your ego or what?

–End Of List– 

Just copy and paste each url onto your blocklist if you wanna. 

Again I repeat these guys aren’t “fascists” and will deny they’re “anti-sjw” (Even though they don’t do anything to show for it besides say “Oh don’t worry we make fun of anti-sjws too! But we sound exactly like them when we go against our vague idea of social justice”), but fascists and crypto-fascists always seem to be around these people because they act coy about it all the time for the sake of being contrarians. They don’t want to care about them being followed by neo-nazis, just the power of having many followers that come straight from 4chan’s /v/! Almost the same as sympathizers.  

It’s the same odd link towards people who take video games and substancless anime too seriously and… Neo-Nazis, seriously what’s up with that? Anyways be careful when you criticize anime or them and don’t have them checked! 

Special mentions: KanColle fans I guess? Moe anime attracts a lot, and I guess that’s what happens when a medium genre is 100% bottom feeders towards substanceless girls just being cute, blogs with gray backgrounds, the nihilists that blog about trump jokes “ironically” (poe’s law), youtube celebrities, it’s more about ethics in games journalism and not objective game design. It’s not like they can’t be analytical ABOUT EVERYTHING right. Like how video game game design isn’t the only analytical theory in the world to take into consideration when criticizing media. Why is it always the gamers? 

Won’t say it again! Act coy about it all you want but take the loss because you guys have negative connotations and never really worked on it. 

This isn’t a “Reach” like a lot of you guys keep blaming it to be one or just belittle it as just “discourse” (the most thrown around word ever), the fact is just that you simply won’t accept the weight of your actions by either doing bullshit yourselves or allowing fascists to co-op your communities because you guys aren’t actively critical at all despite your contrarian image. 

Anyways this blog’s been moving slow (Which is good! Unless they’ve just been more secretive) to the point I gotta make a list out of these infamous dudes that i’m pretty sure everyone on tumblr already blocks or at least is suspicious about the people who reblog from them so i’m gonna go jack off to hentai rather than cowardly reblog ecchi to my blog to remind people I do indeed jack off to anime have no mistake about it. 

Why Queer?

Queer! Ah, do we really have to use that word? It’s trouble. Every gay person has his or her own take on it. For some it means strange and eccentric and kind of mysterious. That’s okay, we like that. But some gay girls and boys don’t. They think they’re more normal than strange.

And for others “queer” conjures up those awful memories of adolescent suffering. Queer. It’s forcibly bittersweet and quaint at best — weakening and painful at worst. Couldn’t we just use “gay” instead? It’s a much brighter word and isn’t it synonymous with “happy?” When will you militants grow up and get over the novelty of being different?

WHY QUEER

Well, yes, “gay” is great. It has its place. But when a lot of lesbians and gay men wake up in the morning we feel angry and disgusted, not gay. So we’ve chosen to call ourselves queer.

Using “queer” is a way of reminding us how we are perceived by the rest of the world. It’s a way of telling ourselves we don’t have to be witty and charming people who keep our lives discreet and marginalized in the straight world.

We use queer as gay men loving lesbians and lesbians loving being queer. Queer, unlike GAY, doesn’t mean MALE. And when spoken to other gays and lesbians it’s a way of suggesting we close ranks, and forget (temporarily) our individual differences because we face a more insidious common enemy.

Yeah, QUEER can be a rough word but it is also a sly and ironic weapon we can steal from the homophobe’s hands and use against him

—  ACT UP (1990) “Queer Nation Manifesto" originally distributed anonymously at New York pride.
flirting with harrison wells
  • harrison wells (eobard thawne): very charming, compliments you, flirts with you openly as a cover, secretly kind of likes you but will still sacrifice you to achieve his goals, will hesitate before he does tho, tells you not to take it personally
  • harry wells: wry smiles, he looks at you when you're not watching then tries to pretend he wasn't when you look up, him saying 'i hate you the least', you just tease him all the time and he lets it happen bc he's got a soft spot for you, would actually fight for you
  • h.r.: the worst. you don't flirt with h.r. he flirts with you. constantly. you are drowning in compliments. he wants to write a book about you. sweet sometimes but annoys tf out of you.
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MBTI + The Walking Dead (part one: the feeling types)

Feeling, is more than emotions- it is about making decisions that impact people involved or personal concerns and desires. It covers morals and ethics as well as personal expression.

FJs are known for their excellent skills at maintaining harmony, being valuable members of a community, ability to make hard decisions and sacrifices in order for others. This can make them rather pragmatic at times, and they can bring to the table wonderful analytical skills that could improve whats going on. They are considerate and aware of their surroundings, and value security and kindness. Often with a thought provoking outlook, they are truly valued and needed, as well as dependable. At worst, they can presume to know whats best for others, be sadistic and manipulate people. For the FJ- charm comes easily and that can be wielded to their advantage. Overall, FJ’s are crucial for society to function.

FPs are personal, intense and private with their emotions and feelings. Usually can be found having deep, personal values they aim to follow their hearts desire wherever it takes them. They can be reckless, thrill seeking, very creative and may be unpredictable. As FP’s are motivated by what they personally want, an unhealthy FP would be wrathful, prideful, cruel and overly ambitious- as well as taking slights very personally and being power hungry. Living with absolute intensity, the FP values originality and authenticity, and can never be simply described with a couple of words. However, FPs with strong morals are those who can make a difference in the world, they can look out for others who are often overlooked, give much needed hope and optimism. They are truly a force to be reckoned with.

THINGS I LOVED ABOUT SUPERGIRL 205, A DOT-POINTED ESSAY BY ME.

this is so long omfg. let’s go!

GAY

  • ALEX DANVERS, MY DARLING CHILD.
  • okay there was a LOT going on here, let’s start with the fun stuff:
    • “she broke up with you? who would do that?”
    • maggie “drink something a little harder and lose my cool” sawyer, be still my heart.
    • maggie calling alex a nerd. girl, you work for the science police.
    • alex suggesting a pinball bar.
  • that entire scene with alex and winn. alex is like, here is a whole lot of super personal details about maggie. winn: what’s a maggie? isn’t that exactly how it goes though? THIS THING HAS BECOME THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE VERY QUICKLY. everyone else: who da fuck is this thing? and then they worked some kind of wizard spell and managed to make winn’s crush on kara both not the worst thing ever and also a totally pointed reference. good job, show! and then alex’s face murdered me, part 1.
  • ”we’ll go and celebrate singledom,” says the girl who has never enjoyed dating and from the sounds of it has never actually been in a relationship. this entire scene is like a fucking master class in unravelling a plot point around your active story. maggie is well within her rights to be like, hold up what’s going on here? and alex’s response of utter confusion is perfect because it sets up maggie’s “my bad, then.” even if i hadn’t read the interviews with the show runners about this, i’d still have said at this point HALLELU THE SLOW BURN LIVES, because ngl, that very first scene had crushed all my dreams. but then. BUT THEN. (then that scene ended with alex’s poor confused face murdering me, part 2.)
  • BUT THEN.
  • (then alex was about to blurt out her gay awakening, only to be interrupted by kara’s. HEY LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT IN A MOMENT. ALSO ALEX AND KARA. ALSO IN A MINUTE.)
  • “my whole life has been about being perfect–” “OH GOD IT’S HAPPENING.”
    • this was perfect. perfect perfect perfect.
    • chyler smashed it out of the park with this amazing balance between alex’s absolute terror of the unknown and complete wonder that she may have finally solved this puzzle. alex’s face murdered me, part 3.
    • alex walked out of that scene BUZZING, and god, what an amazing thing to see. because it’s always scary, but it’s not always the most terrible thing on earth, and it was just so nice to see that on tv for once.
    • and maggie! this was about alex, not about the ship, and it was played in such a way that made me fall a little in love with her. thankyouforbeingafriend.mp3
  • and so the slow burn is saved! SAVED! because “wow this new girl is really neat and i think i want to kiss her???” isn’t the making of an otp. let them be buds. ALEX COULD DO WITH A FRIEND. A FRIEND SHE WILL EVENTUALLY MAKE OUT WITH, BUT STILL A FRIEND.
  • i’m emotional, don’t touch me.

SISTERS

  • alex and kara! science fairs! scary movies! punk rock music! this little glimpse into the tiny danvers sisters, post-alex’s broken arm! god, alex really did take her job of looking after kara and teaching her so seriously, you can just see all the steps from there to 2 years ago and alex’s spiral once she lost that part of her life as they both went off to college.
  • KARA DANVERS: NSYNC IS NOT WEIRD AND THEY ARE AMAZING. MY PATRONUS.
  • (and again, magical storytelling: let mon-el find his thing… ALEX FIND YOUR THING.)
  • but also, i adore that alex genuinely was going to tell kara, even if it did get interrupted. HEY NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT WHY.

ALSO GAY

  • LENA LUTHOR, YOUR THIRST FOR KARA CAN BE SEEN FROM KRYPTON’S FORMER LOCATION IN SPACE.
  • lena showing up at kara’s work to ask her out on a date!
  • KARA IS LITERALLY LENA’S ONLY FRIEND
  • lena showing up at kara’s home to ask supergirl out also on a date!
  • OH HEY YOUR SISTER SAVED MY LIFE, COOL, GLAD SHE’S YOUR SISTER AND NOT…????? giiiiiiiirl.
  • HEY KARA REMEMBER THAT TIME I DID YOU A FAVOUR LIKE A WHOLE WEEK AGO, I NEED TO CASH THAT IN. CONVENIENTLY YOU PUBLICLY REVEALED A CONNECTION TO SUPERGIRL LAST WEEK.
    • (i paused this scene to type some words and i looked back up to see i had paused on lena staring at kara’s mouth and just started LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY LIKE OH MY GOD WHERE IS THIS EVEN GOING BESIDES GAYTOWN???)
  • kara showing up on lena’s balcony was clearly an homage to supergirl’s love for other wealthy CEOs made me cackle like a lunatic, i think this is the point where my brain started leaking out of my ears
  • “kara and i will see you tomorrow night”
  • i’m just loving every damn thing they’re doing with lena at this point
    • so doctor cadmus is mrs luthor. this very explicitly gives us context for where lena was coming from with her little alien detector, far more than the vaguely defined lex. they’ve set it out: she’s the daughter (and probably sister) of a alien bigot, and she was raised to be one, too. she is one, even if she wraps it up in empowering humans to protect themselves.
    • but she’s also secretly trying to sabotage the crime gangs her mother in funding.
    • and she’s actively fraternizing with aliens in public.
    • and there’s the whole blah blah i just want to do good blah, which in the context of being a capitalist libertarian is so much whatever BUUUUUUUUUT.
    • “you can’t live in fear. you more than anyone must understand that. time and again you risk everything to see justice done, is it so hard to believe that i feel the same way?” AND THEN, “are you one of those people who thinks there’s no such thing as a good luthor?”
    • WHAT DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT HER MOTHER’S INVOLVEMENT WITH CADMUS? because i’m pretty sure it’s something.
    • so is she trying to bring her mother down, or is she about to get a rude awakening that will drive her into the arm of team supergirl. i honestly can’t tell at this point, and i love iiiiiiiiiiiiit.
    • PLUS SHE’S A GIANT SCIENCE NERD, ALL MY DREEEEEEEAMS WERE NEVER THIS WILD.
  • i ship them so much oh my god.

KARA AND HER ALIEN CHILD

  • mon-el’s first day of school work! kara you nerd, i’m surprised you didn’t buy him a lunchbox. tbh, i’m still loving the hell out of their entire storyline and the way it’s being used to forward kara over and above everything else, like god this show how you do me so right.
  • that mon-el is as bad a liar as kara, but also less manipulative (bribery coffee!) is interesting, especially in light of the whole kryptonians are snobs vs daxamites are party boys.
  • once again kara’s grossed out by humans and aliens doing the sex thing, my sweet little prude.
  • no strip clubs for you, little daxamite!

OTHER THINGS

  • “that was close.” “yeah, for their car.”
  • they finally put some of the cgi budget into showing kara carrying someone for real!
  • everything about winn and james, including and most especially winn poking james in the bruised ribs
  • twooooo mentions of cat, bless their socks
  • OPERATION DOUBTFIRE, YOU FUCKING NERDS.
  • science saved them!
  • kara/potstickers otp
  • “soon you’ll learn your fico score!”
Joker imagine : Obsessed

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stimahagen said:Could you please make an imagine where the Joker sees the reader and he grows an extreme obsession with her?💗💗

/Here it is! Thanks for requesting :)


Originally posted by miladyofwar


Joker’s P.O.V.

‘’Boss there’s a fight at the dance floor’’ One of my workers at the club informed me nervously. Usually they didn’t tell me about these kinds of things, but since I decided to come down tonight and have a good time, they did. I sighed and stood up from the soft couch and left my business friends behind. ‘’What kinds of idiots are there this time’’ I growled because I was a little annoyed that some people had to fight in places that they shouldn’t.

If the fight was at the bar I wouldn’t mind, but it was on the dancefloor. Many people could see and in the worst case someone would call the police. After stepping out of the fancy VIP area, I saw people in a circle, watching as obviously two persons were ready to rip each other’s faces off. The music was loud, blasting through the building, but I heard the fight.

Then the biggest surprise stepped forward. One of them was a girl, fighting with this way bigger man. She had clawed his face and it was obvious that whoever this girl was a good fighter. Instead of stepping in between and throwing them out, I stayed by and watched. It looked like the girl hadn’t gotten one punch. Her make-up was perfect and her H/C wasn’t really messy.Tough one.

People that saw me walked away or ignored me, both from fear. No one wanted to mess around with me and it made me smile. ‘’Okay that’s enough’’ I chuckled and decided to would be better to stop this and perhaps get to know this pretty lady’s name. She turned to look at me with E/C eyes full of anger. The man didn’t stop. He tried to jump on the girl and take her down, but I was quicker. I grabbed my gun and pointed straight at him. It didn’t look like it stopped him so I pulled the trigger and the bullet pierced his leg. The loud music muffled the worst bang and it didn’t catch much attention.

‘’Get him out’’ I demanded and pointed at two of my henchmen who had followed me. They nodded and picked up the guy that was now yelling in pain and getting soaked in his own blood. The girl had frozen onto her spot, probably shocked. People started dancing again because they were too drunk to even care. ‘’How about we move to a quieter place? I’d love to have a chat’’ I asked her with a big smile. She stared at me coldly and seemed like she wanted to leave. Oh not on my watch.

But she wasn’t dumb. She gave in and then nervously walked away from the scene with me towards the VIP area. ‘’What’s your name pretty?’’ I questioned her as we walked. ‘’I’m Y/N’’ She let me know -finally. An imagine twisted in my mind, but I tried to keep it away.I could already see her in a different way. I stopped to take a good look of her a little secretly. She was perfect. Every curve, every little mark and her face, there was nothing that was wrong. But she could be even better as a crazy one.

‘’That’s a pretty name’’ I let her know and then knew that I wouldn’t let this one run away. ‘’And I assume you’re Joker’’ She cracked a smile after looking so though for a long time. ‘’Yes, but you can call me Mr.J or simply J’’  I told her but I continued the sentence in my head ..or whatever you feel like because you won’t get rid of me in a long long time.

‘’What got you so angry? He looked like he had made the worst mistake in his life’’ I chuckled and then sat down on a bar stool. Y/N stood there a little nervously, but as soon as I patted my hand on it, she took a seat as well next to me. Oh she’s so good. ‘’Em, he was my ex. He uh, you see he’s strange. He wanted me back but I ignored him and it turned into a fight where I had to defend myself’’ Y/N explained shortly and that’s when I heard her voice well. It was so beautiful. Damn. I don’t know what it was but she made me feel like I had found the rarest gem on earth.

She couldn’t just disappear. I had to find a way to make her bad, to get on my side. I already knew that Y/N was badass, but there was something else that I quite couldn’t put my tongue on. It’s like I was obsessed already.

‘’Well hopefully he learned not to do that again’’ I snickered and found it funny that I got to shoot someone. Instead of running away, she stayed. ‘’At least he won’t run back to me now that you shot his leg’’ She giggled and hid her smile behind her hand shyly. She was too good to be true. 

As the days passed, I found myself thinking about her all the time. At night I dreamt about her, at day I thought of her by my side. I could imagine me teaching her how to shoot, how to pick locks and all kinds of important things. Her face was in my mind, distracting me from work. At first it was annoying because I found it as a weakness, but if I could turn her crazy she could become a strength. I had to get her no matter what!

‘’Frost’’ I grunted and slammed my fist on my desk. The door opened and my most trusted and loyal man walked in. ‘’Yes boss’’ He spoke so seriously. I smiled as I saw him standing there in his suit and tie.’’Won’t you prepare the torture room? I need to get something of mine’’ I nearly purred from joy because my plan was perfect. ‘’Sure. And if you’re talking about Y/N, I found her address so it would make your mission easier’’ Frost smiled a little evilly. He was the perfect guy to work for me. He seemed so serious and smart, which he was, but no one really thought of him as an evil guy.

‘’Oh Frost that would be amazing. What would I do without you?’’ 

PART 2

Worst Fear Part 3 - Peter Parker

Summary- Wanda and Peter get into a fight, so she shows him his worst fear to shut him up, surprisingly finding out Peter has a massive crush on you

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Originally posted by manny-mellark

You jumped at the sound of someone crashing into the locker next to your own, making you glare in the direction of the person who made the loud sound.

It was Richard. The boy had been trying to get you to go on a date with him for at least two years now, all because you dated for about two hours in fifth grade. He’s been obsessed with you ever since.

You had to admit though, he was kind of attractive, with his hair that was always perfectly in place, and that smirk that would literally make girls weak at the knees.

Not you though.

Apart from being attractive he was also a massive asshole. He treated people like they were disposable, as if they were lucky to be in his presence. As if! You couldn’t stand to be within ten metres of the guy.

That didn’t stop him though. This routine worked like clockwork. Every morning you’d get the books from your locker that you knew you needed, and he would use some cheesy pick up line he’d found online, or would just straight up ask her out.

“Hey sweet cheeks.” 

You were tempted to bang your head on your locker, hoping then he’d maybe get the idea. Instead, you opted to slam your locker, then lean upon it.

“What do you want, Richard?”

“Are you religious?”

You let a groan at where you thought this was going, but decided to let it play out.

“No-” “Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

The smirk he wore made you want to slap it off his smug little face.

“Go on a date with me, tomorrow night?”

You were so close to laughing in his face, seconds away from humiliating him in front of the entire corridor, including his mates that were standing just metres away. Close enough to hear every word.

Then of course there were his little fans that followed Richard around like lost puppies, who were currently glaring into the back of your head, probably hoping that it’d explode.

It was then you saw one person pass that you knew could help you, unknowingly and probably unwillingly of course.

You pulled him by the back of his rucksack, missing the look of surprise on his face, then interlocked your fingers into his own and smiled up at Richard.

“As much as I really would love to, I’m afraid I’m going out with Peter tomorrow night.”

Pushing past the teen that looked like he wanted to murder Peter right now, who was dragging behind, trying to hide the blush on his face from the close contact with you.

When you were out of shouting distance of Richard, his friends and his fan club, you pulled him round the corner and finally let go of his hand.

“Umm Y/N…” “Yeah, Peter?” “What the hell just happened.”

You turned to him, as you’d been looking whether Richard might follow you down the corridor to bug you two more. 

“Well, you just saved my ass, you’re basically my hero right now.”

Peter’s eyes bulged slightly, but you dismissed it as you knew Peter was quite awkward when he got complimented.

“Hey Y/N-” “Shh!”

You peeked your head around the corner, hearing Richard messing about with his friends. For once in your time of knowing him, you were thanking god for the fact he was so loud.

“Peter he’s coming, what do I do?” “I don’t know.”

Richard’s footsteps were growing louder and louder, his obnoxious laugh getting more annoying as both you and Peter were panicking.

He was too close now to make a run for it down the hall, and there was nowhere to hide, so you did the only thing you knew would stop him talking to you.

Just as Richard rounded the corner, you grabbed Peter’s arms and pulled them to your waist, making his lips collide with your own.

At first Peter froze. Then he sort of figured he should close his eyes.

They fluttered shut when you brought your arms around his neck, fiddling with the baby hairs at the bottom of it.

Your lips slowly synchronised and the pair of you couldn’t help but melt into it, his arms finally pulling you closer to him instead of them just being awkwardly locked around your waist.

You didn’t even realise Richard had been and gone, it was only when the first bell of the day rung out that you two separated.

You removed your hands from Peter’s now disheveled hair, and his arms came loosely by his side.

“I should go to Spanish…”

You didn’t let Peter get a word in as you walked away, trying to forget about the sparks you felt when his lips came in contact with yours. 

cerberosthehellguard  asked:

OK OK KLANCE OFCOURSE- I want my extra sparkly son to sparkle a lot more - Through Time and Time Again

Ok haha… Ok ok brace yourself.

So I’m feeling this as a Groundhog Day sort or deal (if you’ve seen that movie).

So maybe the Paladins collect some kind of magical artefact. Maybe they end up in another wormhole thing. I dunno! It doesn’t matter.

What matters is that one night Keith and lance get into an argument. And this argument is… Brutal. It’s absolutely one of their worst. Shit gets personal. Angry tears and doors slamming shut before the castle is filled with an eerie silence.

When lance wakes up in the morning… Things are strangely familiar. Hunk makes the same food for breakfast. Pidge and he have the same conversation. Something about resistors and how altean technology seems to run on something akin to electricity, but not quite. Lance says “are you guys still on about this??” But they look at him in confusion. This is the first time they’ve ever mentioned this.

Shiro announces that they’re gonna do drills. Lance groans. “Two days in a row?” Shiro laughs.
“Lance we haven’t done drills in a week”.

Something is very wrong. Lance has definitely seen all this just the day before. Keith comes out of the shower and he nervously approaches him.
“Hey uh… Keith. Do you remember anything about yesterday?”
“You mean when you called me selfish and someone who would never have friends if it weren’t for this excursion? Yes. Yes I remember.”
“Oh thank god”.

Lance apologises profusely. They both do. They admit that they’re stressed and overworked, but they need to put their differences aside to figure out this time loop they’re stuck in. They try plugging and unplugging the crystal (much to corans panic), they try steering the castle in a different direction, they try asking pidge what might cause something like this… Hypothetically. Nothing works. They relive the same day again and again.

But then something amazing happens. Keith and lance realise, because no matter what they do, they will relive this day again… Which means no consequences. They convince everyone to go to the space mall again. They find a beach planet and convince coran to go to it. Everyday is a new chance for a different holiday. With no consequences, training to fight Zarkon isn’t necessary.

But convincing everyone else to goof off is hard. They don’t know that tomorrow isn’t coming. So Keith and lance start taking off on their own. They giggle as they climb into their lions and disappear into vivid nebulas. They land on an ice planet and lance teaches Keith how to make the perfect snowman. It’s lopsided and janky, but Keith laughs and tells lance it’s the best he’s ever seen. They hold each other close late at night and talk about what they would be doing if they were still on earth. When that depresses them, they start talking about the first things they’re gonna do when they get back. Lance says he’s going to eat a huge bowl of Cheerios. Keith says he’s going to roll down a giant sand dune.

Keith lets lance drive red and his heart skips a beat when lance whoops and hollers excitedly as he sends red into a dive. Lance shows Keith photos of his family. A lump appears in his throat at how Keith tries so hard to learn all their names.

They kiss and wake up in each other’s arms. Tomorrow has finally come.