One of my favorite things is looking at the Snark Wars metrics page and seeing how many people I’ve gotten to click on a link to something totally stupid in order to understand one of my terrible jokes.
A YouTube clip of “Put On Your Sunday Clothes” from Hello, Dolly!
The official website for Orange Julius, purveyor of smoothies at American shopping malls
The Seed Savers Exchange (for all your heirloom gardening needs)
The Wikipedia entry for “Shirley Temple (drink)”, a very sweet non-alcoholic/“mocktail” drink that grade-school-aged kids used to order at the bar at family weddings when I was a kid
A YouTube clip of an early-90s TV ad for Halls cough drops
I always feel like I should put a disclaimer next to the links that’s like “sorry, person who is too young to understand this reference and/or is not American, the payoff for clicking on this reference link will be so not worth it.”
spotify link : a few common songs kangjun listens to. a feel good playlist, meant to be accompanied by clear blue skies, a cool breeze, and played on the way to meet good company.
tracklist. i. babe by bc soloist one / ii. baby don’t like it by unity / iii. blue moon by hyolyn / iv. catch fire by five seconds of summer / v. classic by mkto / vi. cold water by justin bieber & major lazer / vii. darling my sugar by dia l.u.b / viii. dinosaur by akdong musician / ix. don’t recall by element / x. find me by hyosung ft d. action / xi. here’s to never growing up by avril lavigne / xii. all mine by f(x) / xiii. can we dance by the vamps / xiv. friday night by sonamoo / xv. fxxk it by bigbang / xvi. i know what you did last summer by shawn mendes & camila cabello / xvii. i wish by wjsn / xviii. into you by ariana grande / xix. knock knock by wish / xx. new romantics by taylor swift / xxi. plz don’t be sad by highlight / xxii. when can i see you again by owl city / xxiii. yesterday by block b / xxiv. don’t flirt by winner / xxv. who you by g-dragon / xxvi. red flavour by red velvet / xxvii. the eve by knight / xxviii. one step, two step by oh my girl / xxix. u&i by sunny & henry / xxx. spring again by cao lu & kisum & yerin.
Enjoy how I interpret Conor Maynard’s song titles. 😂
This is all for jokes, I love him and these songs so very much with all of my heart.
If you want to see more of my random tweets about the boys you can follow me @// smilingmaynards.