is the funniest person on twitter

some very important Christophe Giacommeti & Viktor Nikiforov headcanons:

shoutout to @lavenderprose who has the same brain as me when it comes to YOI/Viktor hcs

  • Chris and Viktor have been friends for 10+ years. if the scene with Viktor at juniors is his last year as a junior, that means they met when Viktor was about 15 and Chris was about 13. They have almost certainly been through Some Shit together and know the other one better than they know themselves.
  • every year at worlds, the night after the free skate, regardless of the results, the two of them buy 3 bottles of shitty wine and watch whatever movies they’ve been texting each other about throughout the season. The Notebook, Pitch Perfect, The Avengers, whatever it is, they get wine drunk and MST3K the hell out of it after the medal ceremony.
  • (they keep doing this even after Yuuri – actually, Yuuri was invited one time but couldn’t quite get the hang of the banter. you can’t make up 10 years of friendship for 6 months of dating, no matter how in love you are.)
  • They are fully aware of the idea that they’re dating/have dated/are sleeping together/have slept together etc.  They think it’s hilarious. There’s even a ship name for it – Viktophe – and they regularly browse the twitter tag and send each other screenshots of the funniest ideas.
  • they also read the RPF about them to each other in hotel rooms during events
  • that meme where one person bursts into the room like “I knew you were having sex” and one of the pair is like “oh no one told me I would have put down my book”? that’s them.
  • They have biweekly bitchfest skype/phone calls where they just dish on whatever dumb shit has happened to them recently.  
  • When they were younger and Viktor still had really long hair Christophe would fix it for galas and events. He really liked to try out pinterest/youtube tutorials but didn’t have a model so Viktor would volunteer, then show up to a sponsorship event with like a hairbow updo.
  •  you’d think Yakov would hate him considering the both of them 100% are terrible influences on each other re:acting like drama queens, being massive flirts, buying lululemon yogas with “peach” emblazoned across the ass
  • but actually Chris is a really good influence on Viktor in more important ways. i.e. ensuring he doesn’t kill himself and making sure Yakov knows to keep an eye out on him.
  • there have been at least 3 times Chris has called Yakov at an ungodly hour of the morning insisting he go check on Viktor because he was very worried that Viktor was going to do something stupid
  • chris is almost always right about this. yakov has found his star skater on the ledge and had to coax him down and into the shower more times than he’d like to admit. chris knows viktor, knows his tells, knows when he’s starting to get bad again
  •  by the time they’re 20 and 22, yakov goes to chris if he’s worried about viktor’s mental health but viktor won’t talk about it.  no one’s ever said it aloud, but they all know that Chris may well be the reason Viktor is still alive
  • tl:dr – chris has been worried about his best friend for a long time and when he sees how viktor lights up with yuuri, he gets to breathe easy for the first time in a long time

anonymous asked:

Do you know some of Shawn's crew/band members? Like their names and what they are doing in the crew/band? thanks xx

Let’s start with the bunnies band members:

Mike Sleath: the funniest guy drummer ever
Zubin Thakkar: guitarist
Dave Haskett: bassist
Eddy Ruyter: keyboarder

Crew members:

Andrew (😊) Gertler: Shawn’s manager (you know it’s Andrew on Shawn’s twitter account when the tweet contains/ends with a smiley face)
Geoff the real legend Warburton: guitar tech (but also a very good friend of Shawn’s)
Jake the myth : Shawn’s bodyguard (he’s a myth because some say he’s rude and some say he’s actually nice)
Tom godofthecurlyworld Wood : production manager
Josiah Van Dien: photographer taking hella good pictures of Shawn
Stephen Schloss: tour manager
Christina Chow: (she took the m&g photos) personal assistent (?)
Matt who has a lucky head: I’m not sure what his exact job is sorry (but I do know he co-wrote the beautiful song called Try My Best for his wife as a wedding vow with Shawn)

these people are who come to my mind rn and a big shout out to them because they are like family to Shawn and we couldn’t ask for better people to keep him grounded and feel safe.

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[NCT] Official Japan twitter update

JISUNG describes other members:

TAEIL: Cool voice. He’s secretly hilarious.
JOHNNY: Seeing Johnny hyung makes me think that I have to learn English. He is physically too strong.
TAEYONG: TY track TY track! He has the most charming gap. Unlike his looks, he is cute.
YUTA: Personally, I think he is the most handsome hyung, and is also the funniest.
DOYOUNG: Rabbit hyung. He would suit well to cooking shows. He turns so cute in front of food. (laughs) He is really cute. I mean it.
TEN: Ten hyung is the man of effort. I have a lot of things to learn from him.
JAEHYUN: Jaehyun hyung, if I were to born again, I want to be you!
WINWIN: Like Haechan hyung has already said, he has a charm that you won’t be able to get out once you fall for him.
MARK: NCT DREAM’s maknae? He is very cute.
RENJUN: Renjun hyung is… The way he speaks and everything is just awkward. Cute!
JENO: This hyung can’t say anything funny. He has great muscles!
HAECHAN: He tells me “You don’t have to speak in honorific.” But when I speak in casual way, he gets angry like “What?”. What am I supposed to do with it? (laughs)
CHENLE: He is a hyung who has lots of things I have to teach. He’s more like a friend (than a hyung). I love him because he is free-spirited person. But what’s more important is that he is cute. (laughs)

translation: NCTimezone

Not many people like Josh that much but I think he’s amazing! He’s the best looking person in the buttercream ‘gang’ and he is also one of the funniest! I honestly love Josh Pieters so much and if you’ve not watched him yet then please go check him out his YouTube channel is amazing! Keep up your hard work and I know you will be recognised for it one day! I, along with the other fans of you, am so proud of you and everything you have achieved so far! We all love you so much! Everybody reblog this and screenshot it and upload to twitter (mine is @caitlinmoore200) to make sure Josh sees this! He needs to know how much we all care about him! #weloveyoujosh❤❤❤xo

to this day, the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen was “old people shouldn’t be allowed to vote” from a person who’s twitter handle was “BERNIE 2016”

fandoms are split three ways

you have the tumblr kids who just post pictures,edits, and screenshots of social media posts and who sometimes interact with other blogs but kind of prefer just silent mutual support and there is no hierarchy because their stats aren’t on display

you have the twitter kids who create fan accounts and retweet every tweet and reply to them in attempts to get noticed and they’re in groupchats and there is a hierarchy based on followers and notices

and then you have the insta kids who are kind of the odd one out, you either are an insta kid or you have no idea how that fandom runs and never interact with it, but that being said they are unique in their exclusivity and supply both the twitter and tumblr fandoms with more obscure pictures and for that we are forever grateful

a personal observation i’ve made on all three of these:

-tumblr has the nicest kids
-twitter has the most competitive kids
-insta has the funniest kids

this is all just a conglomeration of my single opinion and feel free to disagree

anonymous asked:

Hey Gabi, I'm new and I think I lost a lot of moments between Louis and Harry. I want to know everyting I can about them, because their love is.. I mean, there are no words to describe it. When you talk about 'sign language' what do you mean? Did they really learn sign language? Or is it something between them? I saw something about the 'sweetheart' sign, but is there more? And, do you have a tag about their moments, stolen touches, glances, phrases.. I mean, Larry things? Thank you so much

hi there!

Sign language is when they learned signing, and they signed each other a lot. The other boys don’t sign, only these two. At interviews, concerts. 

I can give you a few tags (few ha!) but if you have anything specific go to my tag page and look for the word you need. If you still don’t find it just send an ask :) 

tag page: http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/tags

Larry tags that I think you’re looking for:

LOOKS: SUBTLE LOOK LOUISSUBTLE LOOK HARRYSUBTLE LOUISSUBTLE HARRYSUBTLE BOYFRIENDS

TOUCHES: SUBTLE TOUCH LOUISSUBTLE TOUCH HARRYWHEN YOU CAN’T TOUCHSUBTLE TOUCHES AND LOOKSTOUCHING BOYFRIENDSHANDHOLDING  – LARRY KISSLARRY HUGLARRY KISSPERLARRY WHISPERBOYFRIENDS

DOMESTICITY: DOMESTIC LOUISDOMESTIC HARRYDOMESTIC BOYFRIENDS

PROTECTIVENESS: PROTECTIVE LOUISPROTECTIVE HARRY
SUPPORTIVE: SUPPORTIVE LOUISSUPPORTIVE HARRYSUPPORTIVE BOYFRIENDS

TEASING: DON’T TEASE HARRY AROUND LOUISHARRY TEASING LOUISLOUIS TEASING HARRY

DREAM TEAM: DREAM TEAM

BANTER/INTERACTIONS: INTERACTING BOYFRIENDSLOUIS IS THE FUNNIESTHARRY IS THE FUNNIEST

JEALOUSY: JEALOUS LOUISJEALOUS HARRYJEALOUS BOYFRIENDS

FOND: FOND LOUISFOND HARRY

ALWAYS WATCHING: WHERE IS MY SHIPWHERE IS MY COMPASSHEY YOU DISAPPEARED

LIVING SITUATION: LIVING SITUATIONHOUSE IN LA

SAME EVERYTHING: SHARING IS CARINGMIA AT THE SAME TIMESICK AT THE SAME TIMETHIRSTY AT THE SAME TIMEWEE BREAKSSAME PLANESAME CARSAME FRIENDSSAME THEME SONGSSAME ROOMRIDERSAME HOTEL ROOMSAME HOTELNEXT TO YOU

MIRRORING/MORPHING: SAME PERSONMIRRORS

TATTOOS: LARRY TATTOOSCSI TATTOOS - NAUTICAL

SOCIAL MEDIA: TWITTER LARRY

THEIR FAMILIES: TOMLINSONSTYLES

CONCERTS: LYRIC CHANGESSERENADEAFTER YOUALL HIS LITTLE THINGSWATCHING EACH OTHER ON THE BIG SCREENS

LARRY BEING EXTRA: LSTILL THE ONEONLY YOUNOTHING CHANGEDSIZE DIFFERENCEBLUEGREENBLUE AND GREENBLUE BANDANALARRY SONGSLARRY AND KIDSLARRY AND LOVELARRY AND FATEGOOFING LARRYLARRY NICKNAMESWATCHING EACH OTHER ON MONITORSLEFT SIDE RIGHT SIDE - VIBEYCHICKEN WRAPPED IN PARMA HAM…

SEX: LIPBITING HARRYBRUISESSEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LOUISSEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HARRYSEX

DENIALS: DENIALS LARRY EDITION

RECEIPTS: LARRY RECEIPTSLARRY DATELARRY VIDEOS

BEGINNING: X FACTOR LARRYFIRSTSI MET YOU IN THE TOILET

INSIDERS: EVERYONE KNOWS IN THE INDUSTRYOUTINGSCAPTAIN NIALLCAPTAIN LIAMCAPTAIN ZAYNCOMING OUT TO FAMILYLOTTIE KNOWSFIZZY KNOWS

OUTSIDERS: EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT

FUTURE: RINGSHOMEMARRIAGELARRY WEDDINGLARRY FUTUREEVEN AS YOUNG AS YOU AREHAPPY ENDING

FANDOM STUFF/HEADCANONS: AUWHAT IFSCSI FANDOMLARRY TIMELINE

anonymous asked:

Wow, it amazes me how many people with hatred just spitting hateful comment about someone they don't even know personally on the internet. And I'm sure most of those people never been pregnant themselves. I really hope Kate doesn't surf the internet.

The funniest thing about this is watching the compete lack of comprehension about how babies are made. It’s brilliant and yet such a tragic indictment of modern sex ed. On twitter some girl was saying she doesn’t understand why kate didn’t just get pregnant at a time that avoided having HG on George’s first day. Firstly, someone has obviously never heard of ovulation. You don’t just get pregnant whenever you’d like!! And secondly, HG doesn’t appear on the same day each time like clockwork. Kate wasn’t chilling at home like “oh it’s 7:45 on the 36th day of my pregnancy so the vomiting will start in a moment.” It’s a sad, unpredictable thing.

BTS reaction to their GF doing PPAP

i live for this like wow i adore PPAP i have been singing it for days now lmaooo my brother is about to kill me. Thanks to Anon who requested this, this was hELLA FUN TO DO OMG ~Admin Hedgehog


Jin/Seokjin: Jin would think this is the cutest most adorable weird thing to ever come out of ur mouth, and he wouldn’t join in mostly bc he’d be laughing so hard and doing his traffic dance to your crazy PPAP singing.

Suga/Yoongi: would not join in not even if his life depended on it, but would totally film you so that if he was away on tour and missing you, he could just watch you laughing together and his cute big gummy smile would come out, and he would watch it over and over again, texting an “i love you” to you after.

J-Hope/Hoseok: would be the one to actually show you PPAP and after that nobody was safe from the two of you singing PPAP together like it is banned from the dorm and the practice room and the recording studio but you two would sing it at the dorm when the other boys were gone. If you were hanging out with BTS as a whole all you would have to do to make Hobi start crying laughing would go “uGH~” and he would be holding his ribs dyin in .2 seconds

Rap Monster/Namjoon: of course this nerd would know about PPAP, he would pretend like he doesn’t really care about it but one day when he’s away on tour he would send u a video Taehyung took of him wearing a big fuzzy coat and a pimp hat and he would be doing PPAP and it was the most hysterical thing you’ve ever seen and up begged him to put it on twitter and on youtube as a BTS bomb and currently it has more views then Blood Sweat and Tears which makes yoongi mad

V/Taehyung: another avid PPAP lover, was the one to introduce it to you! y'all would be chilling on the couch when suddenly he starts howling with laughter and he can’t even show you what’s playing on his phone bc he’s got tears in his eyes so you grab his phone and sit on his chest as he tries to stop laughing but as you replay the video again and again he’s singing it as he’s choking thru his laughter and his watery eyes and you guys are singing it and making terribly ugly faces at each other and its a sWEET AND FLUFFY MOMENT OKAY I DONT TOUCH ME

Jimin: omg darliinnngg~~ he would have seen it from tae or jungkook and would be gigging over it but little did he know that you had made ur own dumb PPAP video and it was getting more views on your instagram then one of BTS Bombs and he was low key like where the fuck did this weird person come from but he shared it on BTS Twitter anyways bc his GF is literally the funniest person ever~~ even when she’s being dumb she’s so pretty~~ (he never lets jungkok show u any videos every again)

Jungkook: my MEME CHILD RISES he sent the video to u while u were at work and u thought it was funny but you go to the studio and all of BTS is there filming a video and taehyung is shirtless and has a pineapple on his head and jungkook is wearing swim trunks and goggles and Rapmon has a pimp hat and yoongi is filming and Hobi is hanging from the ceiling with angel wings and Jin is wearing a princess peach costume with an apple in his mouth what the fuck is going on and PPAP is blasting from the speakers and u nope the fuck out of there and JUngkook texts u later like I can explain and ur like no need i have no desire to understand what u were doing 

anonymous asked:

hey mars i seriously love your art and check your blog everyday because i love your art style so much. I hope you don't mind me asking, but can you recommend any other haikyuu art blogs because the only art i see is viria's and yours. I really want to expand to range of art I see. Thank you and enjoy your holidays!!!

/excited Hinata noises/ I’D LOVE TO!! Thank you (/)u(\) 

Ahh okay, I’ll start with friends: 

  • Len is super cool and they have the cutest smalls and the funniest damn comics. 
  • Rhonnie, who’s got a super kick ass style and a really great personality 
  • Talli does a m a z  i n g things with paper (and art in general). 
  • Clara, who is both a sweetheart and always roasting people on twitter it’s fantastic. 
  • Fai draws the Most Badass Iwa-chans and basically you should all love Fai. 
  • Lina, Cat Master (also Cute Master. Just cute in general.)
  • Becca. Just trust me. Love Becca.
  • Amanda! !!!!!!!!!
  • Mickey, beautiful darling who is very kind with amazing coloring. 
  • Kami! Wonderful, helpful, sunshine child Kami. Blesses us with iwaoi and kisses.  
  • Ally, also a sweetheart with fantastic colors! 
  • Tangerine has an outrageously rad style. 
  • Gao is another one who has a really cool style. 
  • Cal has the be s t Kyoutani’s goodbye world. 
  • Teal’s colors are heart stopping just trust me. 
  • Lissa, literal angel and blessing. 
  • Mizu…them lines them lines…/wipes drool
  • Melissa has the softest warmest Kageyamas in the entire universe. 
  • Laurens art makes me cry sometimes because it’s really cute and ngl I want to eat it sometimes. 
  • And of course my favorite senpai, Gin

The artists I don’t know but I love nonetheless (in no particular order): 

Rui/ / / Rachel / / / Nat / / / Mochii / / / Alex / / / Wildcatfourteen/ / / Okerii / / / noranb/ / / bokuboks / / /taffydesu/ / / optimistic-rainy-day/ / / amaiamaiamai/ / / soodyo/ / / rynezion/ / / lazy-afternooner/ / / nikadonna/ / / silencedmoment/ / / pfeffersteak/ / / i-sabellas/ / / badlyplanned/ / / yuutayo/ / / milkybreads / / / iwaisumii / / / queenoftheantz/ / / ricebrandy/ / / sunsteez/ / / schaaf-art/ / / garbagebird/ / / feastings/ / / slimyhipster/ / / mookie000 / / / alcieart/ / / yaboybokuto/ / /5-30am / / / i-am-weis/ / / lightningstrikes-art/ / / oldmenyaoi/ / / rooo-oot/ / / flunflun/ / / johannathemad/ / / hellosailorsuits/ / / pontyk/ / / this-puppy-flies-too 

(also if I forgot anyone who I talk to a lot please come slap me I just woke up like 10 minutes ago rip) 

anonymous asked:

I know you don't care for pessimism, but I am falling down here. This was so o er the top and I can't help but feel its to prove its all real (even though its not.) I want to be happy for L, but I cant. I feel like an awful person.

I am not saying I don’t care for pessimism, try to hold on! Every time it was so over the top, there was progress in the storyline. 

If this is getting too much for you then my advice would be to take a break, it helps so much. Find a way to distract yourself. Like I do with work right now and an occasional glance at my tag page that is slowly coming to life:

Here is some tags that might cheer you up! :)

FOR DOUBTERS - this tag is used for Larry, for the stunts, for pretty much anything to put things back into perspective.

CSI LARRY STYLINSON:

LOOKS: SUBTLE LOOK LOUISSUBTLE LOOK HARRYSUBTLE LOUISSUBTLE HARRYSUBTLE BOYFRIENDS

TOUCHES: SUBTLE TOUCH LOUISSUBTLE TOUCH HARRYWHEN YOU CAN’T TOUCHSUBTLE TOUCHES AND LOOKSTOUCHING BOYFRIENDSHANDHOLDING  – LARRY KISSLARRY HUGLARRY KISSPERLARRY WHISPERBOYFRIENDS

DOMESTICITY: DOMESTIC LOUISDOMESTIC HARRY  – DOMESTIC BOYFRIENDS

PROTECTIVENESS: PROTECTIVE LOUISPROTECTIVE HARRY
SUPPORTIVE: SUPPORTIVE LOUISSUPPORTIVE HARRYSUPPORTIVE BOYFRIENDS

TEASING: DON’T TEASE HARRY AROUND LOUISHARRY TEASING LOUISLOUIS TEASING HARRY

DREAM TEAM: DREAM TEAM

BANTER/INTERACTIONS: INTERACTING BOYFRIENDSLOUIS IS THE FUNNIESTHARRY IS THE FUNNIEST

JEALOUSY: JEALOUS LOUISJEALOUS HARRYJEALOUS BOYFRIENDS

FOND: FOND LOUISFOND HARRY

ALWAYS WATCHING: WHERE IS MY SHIPWHERE IS MY COMPASSHEY YOU DISAPPEARED

LIVING SITUATION: LIVING SITUATIONHOUSE IN LA

SAME EVERYTHING: SHARING IS CARINGMIA AT THE SAME TIMESICK AT THE SAME TIMETHIRSTY AT THE SAME TIMEWEE BREAKSSAME PLANESAME CARSAME FRIENDSSAME THEME SONGSSAME ROOMRIDERSAME HOTEL ROOMSAME HOTELNEXT TO YOU

MIRRORING/MORPHING: SAME PERSONMIRRORS

TATTOOS: LARRY TATTOOSCSI TATTOOS

SOCIAL MEDIA: TWITTER LARRY

THEIR FAMILIES: TOMLINSONSTYLES

CONCERTS: LYRIC CHANGESSERENADEAFTER YOUALL HIS LITTLE THINGS

LARRY BEING EXTRA: L  –STILL THE ONEONLY YOUNOTHING CHANGEDSIZE DIFFERENCEBLUEGREENBLUE AND GREENBLUE BANDANALARRY SONGSLARRY AND KIDSLARRY AND LOVELARRY AND FATEGOOFING LARRY

SEX: LIPBITING HARRYBRUISESSEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LOUISSEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HARRYSEXLARRY NICKNAMES

DENIALS: DENIALS LARRY EDITION

RECEIPTS: LARRY RECEIPTSLARRY DATELARRY VIDEOS

BEGINNING: X FACTOR LARRYFIRSTSI MET YOU IN THE TOILET

INSIDERS: EVERYONE KNOWS IN THE INDUSTRYOUTINGSCAPTAIN NIALLCAPTAIN LIAMCAPTAIN ZAYN – COMING OUT TO FAMILYLOTTIE KNOWSFIZZY KNOWS

OUTSIDERS: EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT

FUTURE: RINGSHOMEMARRIAGELARRY WEDDINGLARRY FUTUREEVEN AS YOUNG AS YOU AREHAPPY ENDING

FANDOM STUFF/HEADCANONS: AUWHAT IFSCSI FANDOMLARRY TIMELINE

Fan: who do you think is the funniest person in seventeen? besides seungkwan, seokmin, soonyoung 

Joshua: wonwoo!!

i know this sounds fucked up and stupid but sometimes i think im the funniest person i have ever met, holy shit. i want to have kids just so they can look back on my tumblr and twitter and see how much i suck while i tell them “wow…. im so funny” as they scroll through my pages

3

so I’m laura and I’m bi; I’ll be 16 on aug 10th, and I’m from canada!! there’s not really much to say about me besides the fact I’m the goofiest person you’ll ever meet and probably the funniest haha jokes. I guess I’m just kinda looking for friends but if ur looking for more that’s dope too I’m super easy to talk to :))

url: illiterxte
insta: laura.laksmono
twitter: lauralaksmono

@oikasano: れるりりさーん!!昨日のウタカツはお疲れ様でした!聖槍爆裂ボーイのステージ、めちゃくちゃ楽しかったです!そしてご一緒出来てすごく嬉しかったです(^○^)!改めて、本当にありがとうございました~!!
@oikasano: Rerulili-san!! Thank you very much for yesterday’s Utakatsu live! Singing Seisou Bakuretsu Boy on stage was super fun! I’m also really happy to have the chance to perform with you (^○^)! Once again, thank you very much~!!

@rerulili: 昨日はお疲れ様でした。こちらこそ楽しいコラボをさせていただきありがとうございます。そして大変失礼ながらたった今いかさんが女性だと知り、驚きのあまり腹痛でいまトイレにこもっています。
@rerulili: It was a really good performance yesterday. Same here, to have the chance to do such a fun collab with you, thank you very much. Also I’m very sorry if I have offended you but I just found out that Ikasan is a girl, I received so much shock that I’m locked myself in the toilet because of a stomachache.

@oiksano: なんとまあ( °_° )実は昨日だけで3回性別間違えられました( °_° )早くトイレから帰還してください( °_° )
@oiksano: Well ( °_° ) To be honest, just yesterday alone my sex has been mistaken 3 times ( °_° ) Please return from the toilet soon ( °_° )

@rerulili: 男性には、よく挨拶がわりに乳首タッチとかを平気でするタイプの人間なので、昨日は本当にやらなくてよかったと、心から安堵しています。ちなみに腹痛はおさまりました
@rerulili: I’m the kind of person when, greeting a guy I’d just casually touch his nipple or something. From the bottom of my heart, I’m really really glad and relieved that I didn’t do that yesterday. By the way, my stomachache has subsided

@oikasano: ンンンwwwよく言われます()腹痛、お疲れ様でした。
@oikasno: mmm wwww I’ve been told that a lot () Good job putting up with your stomachache.