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Part 2:

As Shiro watched the now 14 year old Lance seemingly eat without a care in the world, he couldn’t help but worry about what would happen if Lance had to grow up again.

It’s not like he could fight a war if he got much younger, or they could just drop him back on Earth with his family in case he never aged when the deaging process was stopped.

Shiro had always been called the dad friend, but in this moment as he watched his friend he couldn’t help but wonder if he had to, could he step up to be a real dad?


Shiro was pulled from his mind by Lance’s pained voice.

His hands were clenched in his shirt and his expression was one of agony.

Before he could even process what was going on Lance fell to the ground screaming as his body shrunk.

Shiro leapt from his seat dropping to the blue paladins side.

“Oh God Lance…”

He felt so powerless as he watched his friend in so much pain, unable to do anything but hold his hand and brush his fingers through his hair hoping it would be over soon.

It wasn’t.

Lance spent nearly twenty minuets shrinking down to a shockingly small twelve year old.

When he was done Lance was passed out in Shiro’s arms.

The ordeal has been horrific, Lance screaming and crying, begging Shiro to make the pain stop. He shuddered realising Lance had already gone through this before.

With a grim expression Shiro scooped him up far too easily and walked him over to the couch.

Lance was now a few inches shorter then Pidge.


“Now are you sure this was the right way?” Coran asked as him and the rest of the team followed Keith through a thick jungle, their way eliminated by the oddly pink glowing plants.

“Yes.” He snapped.

“Yeah but you said that an hour ago, and the hour before that. Lance has to be like 14 by now.” Hunk added.

“I said I know where we’re going!” Keith snapped and imidiey regretted it seeing Hunks face. He was worried… they all were.

It was a race against the clock and if Keith didn’t deliver fast enough then it would be Lance to pay the price.

“Hello, Keith?”

Keith jumped, hearing Shiro’s voice over the coms. “Yeah I’m here… is Lance ok?”

The others stopped walking at the mention of Lance all turning to look at Keith.

Shiro was silent for a moment “no… he’s getting younger much faster then expected… he’s already twelve.”

The news hung in the air.

They were already on a tight time limit and that was when it was a year an hour. But now from the sounds of it Lance could go down a random number of years whenever.

“Don’t worry, we’ll get to the pond within the next hour or so.” Keith tried to sound confident, for his teams sake… and for his own.

“Hurry… I’m not sure how many more episodes I can watch.”

With that Shiro shut off the coms.


When Lance woke up to a pounding headache and staring at the ceiling of the common room, he couldn’t figure out why he was sleeping on the couch.

He groaned as he rolled off realising how thirsty he was.

However he rolled right onto the ground tripping over something.

“What the…”

He trailed off realising he hadn’t tripped over a blanket it was his jeans.

Lance scrambled to his feet, his pants remaining where they were.

He looked down at himself, his boxers were barley hanging on, not that it made much of a difference, his shirt was past his knees.

It was then that he remembered what happened.

Lance bolted from the room, not slowing down until he reached the bathroom and more importantly the full length mirrors.

Soon as Lance saw his reflection he dropped to his knees.

He looked just like he had before his growth spurt.

Back when he was every other thugs favourite punching bag.

Lance couldn’t breath.

5 years.

He had lost five years in less then three hours.

He didn’t even realise he had tears streaming down his face until Shiro found him and held him closer whispering comforting words as they just sat there on the floor.

Shiro rocking Lance gently in his lap.

He kept rocking him as the pain returned.

dating seokjin [realistically]

Originally posted by blackandwhitebangtan

important disclaimer: this part of the dating series is just like the others, based on my opinion and my imagination of “realistic” only. I don’t know kim seokjin personally, so you’ll maybe see points written that you don’t agree with. If you’re not open to stuff like this, I would recommend you to not read it.  

links to other pieces;
jeongguk | jimin | taehyung | yoongi | hoseok | namjoon

• seokjin is actually the one in bts that I can imagine being in a relationship the most out of all members

• that’s because of his age of course, but also because he is probably thinking of taking the step to building his own family as well from time to time

• I feel like jin actually worries sometimes if he will ever find someone he loves

• because he doesn’t get any younger and bangtan is taking a huge part of his life which makes it really hard for him to take his time to get to know someone

• I feel like seokjin likes a matured girl who thinks good of others and has good manners

• the cute type of woman

• she wouldn‘t have to be sporty, but have a healthy lifestyle

• I also feel like jin is the one who doesn’t get that impressed by the appearance but he wants to fall in love with the qualities of her & the personality  

• wouldn‘t care if she would earn less then him or wouldn’t be worried that she could be using him for money

• jin is a real gentlemen, honestly

• he is the one that your parents would be happy If you would take him home for the first time

• he’s utterly handsome, polite, tall, wealthy, kind, funny, good at cooking and has also a good body structure

• he’s someone who could be able to offer you anything that you need

• and I feel that since he doesn’t really want something other than happiness, he would be content with just having you by his side

• so if jin finally starts liking you, he would think about you a lot

• I feel like he wouldn’t talk about it first, but think about it on his own

• he would probably try to figure you out a little bit more and try to ease the tension with casual conversations

• and I can also imagine so well that he sometimes flirts with you but with that smile he has when he is about to laugh

• or you know how he acts like when he really tries to flirt seriously and he just looks so confident while doing it? yes expect that too

• based on your reactions he would probably continue doing that a lot during the pre dating

• so I feel like if he wants to tell the members about it, they would be really happy for him

• because of the fact that he is the oldest hyung and everyone knows how much he deserves to finally experience the feeling of being in love

• and the person he would tell first in bangtan is probably namjoon or hoseok

• so once you both start becoming close he would constantly check up on you and call you whenever he can

• you just know that feeling of really liking someone ? Like how you always think about them and want to call them ? all butterflies and stuff? even though this sounds cheesy I can imagine him having those feelings all the time when he is about to fall in love

• dates would probably be at a restaurant or at his or your place

• the reason why I think that with seokjin it would be okay to spend the first days at each other’s places is simply because he is more mature now

• and I think that since he’s older the steps you both would take in the relationship would be a bit faster

• but I feel like nothing would happen other than talking and lots of cooking on the first dates

• jin would open up to you quiet fast

• he doesn’t seem to be that kind of person who has a lot of secrets and keeps things to himself

• he would hug you so often
• I can see so much skinship actually

• of course not in public, he looks like a more private guy when it comes to his love for you

• if you give him the satisfaction of telling him he looks handsome or has nice shoulders he would probably get really flustered but cocky

• and cocky jin is a concept
• “yah, of course I am.”
• “you can always keep looking at me since you only have me.”

• just a really playful relationship

• but other than that, jin only says those things because he knows you’ll understand they’re jokes

• since we’re talking about jokes
• he’ll probably tell you a lot of those
• especially if you’re sad or having a bad day

• (unpopular opinion but am I the only one who thinks jin maybe came up with the dad jokes because he wanted to stand out/ have people realize he’s actually funny? because I feel like sometimes he feels unwanted?? I think about this sometimes)

• either way , he is so funny and has such a nice sense of humor
• and your relationship will most likely be filled with lots of laughter

• when it comes to fights though I feel like it would take him a lot to raise his voice against you

• he seems to have a really calm nature
• so I see him as someone who doesn’t really start fights easily

• and if you do have fights they are pretty small
• but there can also be days where he is really in a bad mood and just generally upset

• unlike yoongi or jungkook, I feel like seokjin is the type of man who would turn to his partner first if he’s upset

• so expect him to tell you a lot of things once he sees you
• he would buy you so much stuff

• but not only on special days like Valentine’s day or anniversaries

• nono he’s the type of man who will buy you a gift whenever he feels like it

• since we’re talking about Valentine’s Day and anniversaries ; he would take these days so seriously

• honestly I feel like out of all bangtan members he would think about what to get you as a present the most

• remember how the members said that jin is the most romantic among all of them?

• so many kisses; hugs; gifts; phone calls

• what I really have to say as well; you know how couples usually put a lot of effort in the relationship only at the beginning and after a while they just stop caring as much as they used to? like caring about what they should wear, what they should get as gifts, what they should do on a special date,

• yeah, I feel like seokjin would never stop caring

• (sometimes I imagine jin finally falling in love with someone and honestly my heart gets so warm because I want it to happen so badly, because I believe so much in what I write down rn)

• being loved by seokjin must feel so good; in every way
• the sex would probably happen faster than the other members as well

• jin in an adult so that explains a lot; I also feel like he has a least a little bit more experience than a few of the other members

• so sex with jin would be really good
• and I feel like it would last long too

• I really can’t tell what he could be into; so I’ll just leave that aside for peoples imaginations

• but I’ll just say that in my opinion he just doesn’t seem like the really dominant type who would want you to call him petnames and choke you to death (I’m sorry but I really see jin as a sensible person don’t get offended)

• other than that, just imagine his lips;
• his plump lips on your body,
• everywhere he can reach

• lots of cuddling! after sex

• jin could be such a good husband
• he wants kids too; so he could be a great father as well

• when he meets your parents, which would also happen quiet fast, they would love him so much
• because he really knows what to say to people so they would like him

• when you meet his parents they would probably already love you simply because of the fact that their son is always talking about how happy you make him

• and I feel like after he falls in love with you he would really not give up on you so easily

• no matter how many burdens they will be;
• no matter how hard it might be for him it would take him a lot to really end things with you

• and that’s simply because I believe that if kim seokjin falls in love;
• he falls hard


Key’s “art”
Also you pronounce Andromache, like Andro-MA-Key
Something like that lol.
[even tho I’m sure you all know, ‘cause I didn’t lol]

I’ll probably call her Key even tho I’ve been calling her Andro the whole time b/c I didn’t know how to pronounce her name until I googled it. 

No Hometown

You’ve been all I’ve known for my entire life, and that’s been ok so far. With your hot, metal playground slides, cracked-plastic diner stools, and haunted streets; what more could a kid ask for?

But people need more than that, more than the nostalgia. More than the safety of childhood.

When things started to break apart like wasp-dotted apples on the side walk, were you there for me then? When the first hits came and the streets grew dirty and cold, where were you? When the brilliance of life faded into murky and unsure waters, what did you do for me then?

My home town. My old, battered shoes.

What did you ever do for me?

As someone who doesn’t know jack shit about this show and is trying to learn some stuff but still not spoil: Lotor is a pretty boy prince, from what I can gather has daddy issues, is a huge narcissist/jerk and all around Maybe-it-IS-the-Maybelline-but-I’m-Still-Better-Than-You piece of trash who is centimeters from getting his attitude knocked down a peg (or 20 flights of stairs, fandom consensus seems to be up in the air at this point) and Allura is a beautiful, confident, intelligent, more or less peaceful soul but still don’t take no shit from nobody, Will-Fierce-Princess-Slap-you-Right-Across-your-Bitch-Mouth-with-her-Dainty-Lady-Glove that easily commands awe and respect from anyone within a 5-mile radius, and honestly it should be the surprise of no one that I’ve not seen a single episode of this show but I’ve already sunk my greedy filthy little hands into this ship and by God if I don’t go down with it.

thatgirlrubytucker  asked:

I see Craig as the type of kid to complain when having to take care of his younger sibling while the parents are busy. Like, he can't take care of his guinea pig without almost accidently killing it, how can he take care of another human being. I can imagine him being like "okay Tricia, you good? Great, can I leave now" the entire time.

sdfuhijwksdjfhsjak god he would be the Worst babysitter

he’d call tweek over to help him do it bc tweek is just “ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU ALIVE DO YOU NEED WATER HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF A KID WHAT DO I DO? FEED IT? WALK IT? WATER IT?” and wont let her out of sight 

Weird headcanons that don’t need canonical evidence: a compilation

  • Kravitz has six fingers on his hands (good for instruments)
  • Angus was scared of Magnus’s dogs at first
  • Merle hates fake flowers
  • Lup is really good at math
  • Angus wears a belt and suspenders together
  • Challenging Barry to a game of monopoly is a death wish, he’s incredibly good
  • Lucretia is fluent in sign language
  • Carey steals things in her sleep
  • Killian is hard of hearing
  • Lucretia can change what font she writes in
  • Magnus has a salon-like shelf full of nail polish
  • Lups favorite season is fall
  • Taako made his first hat himself with Lups help when they were kids
  • Jess the Beheader and Killian become friends
  • Angus adopted Roswell so they had a place to call home if they wanted
  • Taako has different colored eyes
  • Merle hates the feeling of socks
  • Davenport laughs when he uses illusory magic and it gives him away sometimes
  • Magnus completed the cinnamon challenge
  • Taako engraved everything he owns
  • Kravitz blushes easily
  • Carey loves scarves
  • Barry’s hair is almost entirely cowlicks and takes a lot to keep down

anonymous asked:

what is the book you're reading about monster i think it's called?

it’s the first book in a sequel trilogy to my favourite book series of all time called gone. the series is about a town in california where one day everyone over the age of 15 suddenly disappears into thin air and then you’re left with 300 something kids trying to survive inside this,,,,dome thing. some of them develop powers and a lot of them don’t exactly use them for good. it’s incredibly Fucked Up and i adore it.


“We call her Thulu. She’s kinda like the kids Nanny or Step-Mom or whatever you’d call it. We’re not actually hitched or anything since she’s one of my more higher ranking Members in my group. Plus she’s not like the rest of us so… No way we’d actually be able to produce anything if we were in a relationship anyhow… Plus I doubt anyone would even want me in that way anyways…Pffft… However what is this ‘Marry’ you talk about?..”

“But Thulu’s a nice Gal. She takes care of Abbadon when I’m away. In Abbadon’s eyes he see’s her as a big Sister when she’s looking like one of us. She even plays with him since I find it rather difficult to bring myself to play with the kid… As much as I don’t show him affection like she does… I can’t even hug him… I’m afraid I’ll crush him… But I do occasionally teach him the corner stones of our species. Like tricks and singing…”

<Thulu is Open for Asks if you wanna ask her stuff that is!>

The Scaredy Cat’s Guide to Becoming a Scream Queen

Some of us just weren’t born with a stomach for reading horror. 

Abandoned hospitals? Monster clowns? Calls coming from inside the house? Nope, nope, and nope. Not for us. We’re the kids who used to make a beeline right past the Goosebumps books in the library to our safer, cozier reads.

Originally posted by it8bit

Originally posted by giffix

But sometimes, especially during fall, even scaredy cats like us become curious…what’s it like to be a scream queen? 

Can we really read horror without promising ourselves a lifetime of nightmares? Can we digest reading the gore, suspense, and dread that our peers consume like popcorn? Is the only thing we have to fear is fear itself? 

Originally posted by americanlibraryassoc

Turns out, it’s possible to line our soft stomachs with steel. To all the scaredy cats out there, get ready to get transmogrified. 

Originally posted by usedpimpa

STEP 1: READ IN A SAFE SPACE. Find the coziest nook you know. Put on your softest sweater, surround yourself with pillows, and get comfy. The stories you’ll be reading are creepy, so it’s good to offset that with as much coziness you can manage. It’s all about balance. 

Originally posted by larapaulussen

STEP 2: DIG INTO A SHORT STORY COLLECTION. It’s the perfect way to sample bite-sized horror stories without committing to the full meal. Think of it as a buffet. And remember, keep it short, not sweet. 

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

STEP 3: TRY AUDIOBOOKS. Once you get a taste for what you like, dive into a novel-length audiobook. They’re atmospheric and great for listening to while driving or running errands. If you ever get too scared, turn down the volume for a bit for a softer, quieter listening experience, or just hit pause. And when your tolerance builds up, bump up the volume and go all in. 

Originally posted by thegifsshop

And that’s all folks! Have more tips? Let us and your fellow scaredy cats know! Until then, creep it real readers, and enjoy your plunge into horror! 

Originally posted by wslofficial

Originally posted by etudiant-en-ph2

Overly Sarcastic Production Legends Starters: The Poetic Edda

“____________. Its a colossial mess of short stories, most of which have little to no connection to any of the others.”

“What follows is seven stanzas of dwarf names.”


“Welcome to my humble abode!”

“And ______ trips and falls onto his sword like an idiot.”

“I’d have called Uber, but I could use the fresh air.”

“That’s pretty much indicative of the overall quality of argument through the rest of the story.”

“I know where we should start looking!”

“Psst. Kid. Chuck it at his head.”

“This is the story where _______ takes the joke way too far.”

“It’s the ultimate party game! Play it with your friends!”

“Keep this in mind when (he/she/they/ pronoun of choice) thinks that confessing to murder is a hoot at parties!”

anonymous asked:

Polyamorious relationship with 2017 penny, 1990 penny, and their s/o tho- Good shit

Yes! Okay this would be perfect
I’m weak for (healthy) jealousy so can you imagine the fights between the two?

“I love them more.”

“The hell you do, Nickelsmart. I was here first!”

“Stop calling me that! I give the best kisses anyways so suck on that!”

“I give the best cuddles! Chubby is better because of all the body heat.”

- so much affection
- you’ll always have one to cuddle while the other one is hunting
- imagine teaching both of them memes
- 90’s Penny just doesn’t fuckin get it
- 2017 Penny gets what you mean but fucks them up still
“Babe, I just scared the HECK out of this kid and he tasted delicious! It was so fire!”

lostprinceofnaps  asked:

So, I remembered this song my dad liked when I was a kid. And I'm laughing because it makes me think of Q since he's a huge ass man. "Thong Song" by Sisqo. There is also a song called "Twerking in the Rain" by Todrick Hall. I'm not sorry. At all. *lays on the floor*

So for a minute there when I read this message I was like “dear god, how young is this person that they’re saying their dad liked the Thong Song when they were a kid“ but then I stopped and googled it and holy shit the thong song came out in 2000???? Like, damn, even I was only 12 what even is time…

That said, you bet your sweet, thong wearing ass that Q loves both those damn songs XD He probably puts ‘twerking in the rain‘ on blast in the lab just to piss the guys off no joke XD

That said, this is definitely my fave version of the Thong Song:

anonymous asked:

Suga babysitting 👀

Listen. You don’t want this guy to watch your kids.

He looks so sweet and nice and good with kids and he is! Oh… he is! But……..


When you come home from your business trip or date night or whatever the hell… your children will no longer be your children.

They will be snarky, little devil versions of your children. They will probably have bruises and cuts from starting a little kid fight club (totally not at the encouragement of Suga no way no how.) 

Your children- who used to apologize for saying “heck”- now call each other “Shitbag McGee” and “FuckNugget Jones” and GOD why do they keep saying “Stick it in” at every opportunity? What does that even MEAN? And who the fuck is Becky and why is she revered as some kind of Deity? Are they in some kind of cult now or something?????

You do NOT want Suga to babysit your kids. He would try very hard to be a good influence, teaching them how to draw and he’d play nice classical music and maybe he’d paint their faces and braid their hair and listen to them babble about school and their friends and anything they want.

But then… maybe one of them says something about their friend Becky…

“Becky? Oh. I have a friend named Becky too. She’s a royal pain in my butt. Hahahaha…”

“You don’t like her?”

“I love her. Can’t get enough of her.”

“Tell me more about her!”

“…….. well if you insist.”


You don’t want Suga to babysit your kids.

Originally posted by banielgurganus

today at work this little girl showed up w/ her parents and she was wearing a wonder woman tiara WITH the bracers (her mom said she couldn’t get them to take them off) and I asked her what her favorite part of the movie was

and she told me it was the part in the No Man’s Land (she didn’t know the word for it so she just called it the dirt lol)

so I asked her to show me wonder woman deflects bullets and she put her hands up and got this really determined look like it was TOO fucking adorable… kids are good

anonymous asked:

"I just want to make people laugh and smile. Not much to ask for. #WhyIWrite" That's what the guy who's accusing David just wrote. He just wants his minute of fame. Pathetic!

It’s even more pathetic because this is not only effecting David. This is also effecting his kids… it’s disgusting and horrible.
Calling him David Weinstein etc shit like that is unbelievable…. there is no proof. Nothing that would warrant the kind of hate going on right now and there is no proof of what the guy accused David off.