is that what the cool kids are calling it now

Alright Guys

Yo can I just give a big shout out to my boy Alan Cumming, now some of you might be like whooooo??? but you’ll probably know him as the villain in Spy Kids  

or if not then he’s in the Good Wife and Nightcrawler in the older X-Men films. 

Now Alan Cumming is bisexual and totally open about it and has been for a long time, since the 90s, back when bisexuality was far less readily talked about than it is today (not saying there isn’t still huge bi erasure problems but back then they were way worse) so he was one of the few people publicly standing up for bisexual people back then which is super cool plus he’s done loads of work for AIDS charities and GLAAD so I reckon he’s a pretty awesome guy.

Now on CBS this fall there’s gonna be a show starring Mr Cumming called Instinct, it’s gonna be about a normal guy who’s a teacher but used to be a CIA Officer so now has to fight bad guys while trying to keep up with his normal life. The uber cool thing about this is that the main characters gonna have a husband and they’ll be trying to adopt kids and do cool things so this is gonna be the FIRST EVER Network Drama where the main character’s gay. 

How cool’s THAT?

So basically what I’m saying is let’s build the hype and get this show super successful so network execs will see that LGBT shows can have high ratings and be mega profitable :D

my intention with transcribing that exchange from rose buddies was just to let people know that hey! griffin doesn’t really like it when you call pictures of him as a kid are “cursed.” i’ve probably said stuff like that once or twice in the past unthinkingly! but now, knowing he isn’t cool with it, i’m gonna stop. i advise you do too in order to respect griffin’s boundaries! you aren’t a bad person if you said “cursed image” in the tags of a post once or twice - what matters is that you change now that you know better.

but as a general word of advice, since i think this is a good time - don’t reblog photos of real people (especially internet personalities) if you don’t know where they came from. it’s fine to reblog pictures of the mcelroys as kids if the mcelroys actually consented to publishing them. for example, the photo of them with dave chapelle, or the pictures of travis and griffin that mary smirl posted for maxfundrive - those are meant to be seen.

but if you don’t see a PUBLIC instagram, twitter, or facebook source? if you can’t tell if something is MEANT to be shared? don’t reblog them. because sure, that blurry photo of a teenage nick robinson is a bit goofy and “relatable,” but are you seeing it because someone rifled through his second aunt’s private facebook?

it’s alright to be fans of real people. just remember: don’t be cruel, don’t be creepy, don’t be invasive. above all else, respect their boundaries, privacy, and feelings. they’re just regular people who say funny stuff for a living. their whole LIVES don’t exist for our consumption. we’re fortunate that they feel comfortable sharing what they do. don’t abuse that trust.

Story idea

Ok, so if you follow me (which is very unlikely because this blog is very new) you may have noticed I just adore those “humans are weird” and “humans are space orcs” and “aliens think humans are cute” posts and now I have this plot for a story in my head and I can’t get it out.

Like yeah, all the posts with human-alien culture shock and relationships are those very serious crew members and specialists that are able to explain cultural differences and human biology and that stuff, so when there is a “weird human moment” the human can explain themselves and reassure the crew. But what if the aliens had to deal with a human that just does the stuff and doesn’t know how to explain it?

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advice to young punks

- you don’t need to have a jacket with patches
- or army boots
- or dyed hair or piercings or tattoos
- you definitely don’t need to be skinny, white, male, cis, or straight
- all you need to do is like punk music
- don’t bother pretending to like bands you don’t; you’ll either get into them or you won’t and either way that’s okay
- if someone knocks you over in the pit and doesn’t apologise, don’t be afraid to call that fucker out
- make friends in the line for shows, you meet cool people that way
- graffiti is fine, but don’t steal shit if you don’t need it
- only you get to decide if it’s punk, fuck what anyone else says
- it’s more than okay to listen to nicki minaj now and then
- don’t worry abt being embarrassing: you are, and that’s fine
- do yourself a favour and listen to more female fronted/poc bands
- don’t let white cis men in the scene tell you shit

UT Mob Main Story Masterpost

This is the masterpost for the UT Mob Main Story, which focuses on young Frisk (Little Pup) and the skelebros.

Original creator of UT Mob AU is @in-sideunder

Below is my version of UT Mob AU inspired by it.


★ = No Pics

Last updated: July 15

(Now in Korean!) 

♦ Major Storyline

1. “Skelebros meet Little Pup”

2. “Go on a walk”

3. “Is Little Pup from an illegal child trafficking ring?”

4. “Hungry Pup”

5. “Toriel Visits”

6. “Little Pup’s tag?”

7. "Sleeping in Three”

8. “Papyrus and Little Pup meets Undyne”

9. “What does Sans and Little Pup do together?”

10. “Balanced Meal”

11. “Is Little Pup Mute?”

12. “I Won’t Dance”

13. “Does Little Pup get nightmares?”

14. “WHERE IS THE —–?”

15. “=)”

16. “You have us.”

17. “Has Little Pup ever gotten sick?”

18. “What are you afraid of, Sans?”

19. “i’m sorry.”

20. “Clingy”

21. “Smiles!”

22. “Like old days.”

23. “Why is Sans being so cautious?”

24. “Pups”

25. “Greeting a new friend”

26. “Warning”

27. “sleep tight, kid.”

28. “Knock Knock”

29. “Chara”

30. “Save”

31. “here we go.”

32. “Fight”

33. “♥”

34. “Two Hearts”

35. “Little Pup and the Skelebros” (END)


“Does Sans and Papyrus have fake businesses?”

“Do they know Little Pup’s real name?”  ★

“Does Little Pup go on dangerous missions?”

“Papyrus/Sans ever done anything they regretted?”

“Does Toriel visit often?”

“How often does Little Pup get bathed?”

“How smart is Little Pup?”  ★

“Series of Asks”  ★

“Why does everyone treat Frisk as 'pup’?”  ★

“Does Sans have a background in science?”  ★

“Can Sans teleport?”  ★

“Is Little Pup a boy or a girl?”  ★

“Wouldn’t Frisk be scared of Gaster!Sans?”  ★

“Is Little Pup’s SOUL stronger than normal?”  ★

“Gaster Theory”  ★

“Is Sans a boss monster?”  ★

“Tell me more about Gaster!”

“Do the skeleton bros have a past with Gaster?”  ★

“Sans vs. Toriel: Who would win?”  ★

“Has Little Pup encountered Temmies before?”  ★

“Height Chart”

“Why is Little Pup good at singing?”

“Does the skelebros remind Little Pup of Gaster?”

“Do skelebros bring anything for Lil’ Pup from work? What does Lil’ Pup do when alone?”  ★

“Will Little Pup ever kiss the skelebros?”

“Sans’ breaking point?”  ★

“Is Sans more powerful than Undyne?”  ★

“Does Little Pup give out hugs?”

“Did Toriel meet skelebros before or after splitting with Asgore?”  ★

“Did Little Pup have a mother?”  ★

“Any Soriel?”  ★

“Skelebros’ Home”

“What do human children do after…?”  ★

“How old is Sans and Papyrus?”  ★

“Little Pup dressed as the skelebros!”

“Sans and Little Pup”

“What causes Little Pup to switch?”  ★

“Munch munch”

“Papyrus and Little Pup”

“Do you miss your home?”

“C-Test for CUTest!”

“Sleeping Papyrus and Little Pup”

UT Mob World

“All the major UT Mob gangs”

“Asriel & Chara”

“Alphys & Undyne”

“Monsters vs. Humans, Human Soul, Underground”  ★

“SOUL and Determination”  ★

“Humans are endangered species? Can Asgore recognize a human?”  ★

“How would Grillby act towards Little Pup?”  ★

“Is there a secret lab?”  ★

“How many years do monsters live?”  ★

“Do monsters rely more on physical attacks instead of magic?”  ★

“Does E.X.P. and L.O.V.E. exist?”  ★

“Gaster, Chara, DT?”  ★


“How would Toriel react if Little Pup got hurt?”

“How would Sans & Papyrus react if Little Pup got a boy/girlfriend?”

“What would skelebros do if someone hurt/killed Little Pup?”

“What would skelebros’ life be when Little Pup gets older?”

(Response to “i’m sorry”) “What would Papyrus’ response be if Sans returned after sending Little Pup?”  ★

“Kitty-Cat vs. Little Pup: Who is cuter?”

(JOKE) “Little Pup at age 30?”

“What if Sans met Kitten?”


“Balanced meal” (by @elara-moon​ )

(What if) “What if Papyrus got hurt?” (by @elara-moon​ )

“Kisses” (by @tsukithewolf )  ★

“Road Trip AU x UT Mob AU Crossover: A New Gang”  (by @tsukithewolf )


Legion Sentence Starters Part 1

Quotes all from the fox TV series Legion

  • “ I can’t stay here.  “
  • “ Careful, I bite. “
  • “ I’m just trying to help you see the truth.”
  • “ You feel feel isolated by the world. “
  • “  Everyone loves dogs. “
  • “  You were adopted. “
  •  “ It’s time for your meds. “
  • “ Who teaches us to be normal when we’re one of a kind? “
  • “ So much power. “
  • “  Be careful, it wears a human face. “
  • “  What does that mean? “
  • “ It’s rewriting their memories. “
  • “  My whole life is a lie. “
  • “  It will be fun. Kick some ass. Save the girl. Get a snack. “
  • “  I think I know what I am. “
  • “  We share. “
  • “ Everyone here says I’m sane. What if they’re wrong? “
  • “ You’re supposed to be my friend. “
  • “ What do you mean? Why are you doing this? “
  • “ No-I’m not sick. I have abilities. “
  • “ I’m not alone anymore. “
  • “  And what’s the good news? “
  • “  Why am I so important? “
  • “ You want to fix them so you can use them? “
  • “  We’re at war, and we’re losing. “
  • “ They think they can save you. “
  • “ It’s sweet, really. “
  • “  That bitch’s secrets have secrets. “
  • “ Could you, maybe, not break everything this time? “
  • “  No one knows for sure if it exists, but I have proof. “
  • “  Control may be an overstatement. “
  • “  I have to know. Are you real? “
  • “  We’re having a romance of the mind. “
  • “ I gotta say, not cool, man. “
  • “  Don’t give a newbie a bazooka and then be surprised when they blows shit up. “
  • “  They’re coming and they’re gonna kill you. “
  • “  Don’t worry about me. It’s you that’s got problems. “
  • “ I didn’t do - it was they power - I think. “
  • “  How do you feel now? “
  • “  Why are all the hots ones so crazy? “
  • “ OK. Find me at dinner. “
  • “  Do you think I did this? “
  • “  You’ve got what the kids these days call moxie. “
  • “ I’m fine, I’m fine. I’m calm. I just had a bad dream. “
  • “ Something new needs to happen - soon. “
  • “ There’s pie, at  lunch.”
  • “ You’re afraid of me. “
  • “ I’m insane, you idiot. “
  • “ I like to think i’m a time traveler. “
  • “  It’s okay. I got you.”
  • “ I knew your father “
  • “ I have to know. Is this… is this real? “
  • “ Are you happy, here? “

shawnadagaybunny  asked:

Hello mama I finally caught your ask box open! How would the kids and vets would react if they watched sailor moon?

Mikasa: Loves it! You have to call her Sailor Mars now!
Reiner: Loves the short skirts 
Bertholdt: Wants to be a sailor scout too, but feels like he can’t because he’s a boy
Annie: Oh god, what is this? The cat is cute though
Eren: Yeah that’s cool 
Jean:  A show for Girls? With FigHtIiNGG?
Marco: Likes it :)
Sasha: Connects to Usagi on a spiritual level
Connie: HOW can SHE not NOTICE mamoru’s TUXEDO mask?!
Historia: Loves it, but also knows it’s not as empowering as you think, because it’s made for a male, adult audience
Armin: Analyzing time, because space is good
Ymir: Yells that she wants lesbians, gets them

Levi: boring
Hanji: HYPED! 
Erwin: #TeamBlackMoon
Nanaba: Usagi and Mamoru are so romantic!
Moblit: Mark me down as scared and horny

How I imagine Darkiplier and AntiSepticEye getting ready for Halloween
  • October 1
  • Anti: "Hey Dark!"
  • Dark: "Yeah?"
  • Anti: "I was thinking we could do something a bit different...You know how in Mark's old videos, and in "relax", you emerged and scared fans everywhere?"
  • Dark: "Yeah..."
  • Anti: "I was thinking that this year, you and I can do that sorta thing together. I've always wanted to know how cool it would be to drive people insane by showing my real face..."
  • Dark: "Oh my God, that sounds like an amazing idea, man! We're TOTALLY doing that!"
  • Anti: "See you on Halloween!"
  • (30 days later)
  • October 31
  • Anti: "Woohoo, hell yeah! Halloween time! Now I just gotta wait for Dark!"
  • (Several minutes pass by)
  • Anti: ...
  • Anti: "Dark? Dark! Where the hell are you, ya douchebag?! I'm gonna scare people without you!"
  • no response.
  • Anti: "Screw it, I'm off on my own!"
  • Anti's Thoughts: "Eh, sucks to be him..."
  • November 1
  • Anti: "Aw man, October's over. Eh, I had the best time of my life! Well, back to my chamber."
  • Dark: "Hey, Anti."
  • Anti: "Dark?!"
  • Dark: "Ready to scare people this year?"
  • Anti: "Dafuq dude? Where were you all damn month?!"
  • Dark: "Ya know, wearing dresses, shaved my beard, wrote in my diary, and check it out! I even got a new dog! I called her "punk dog". Cool, huh?"
  • Punk Dog: "I didn't agree to this..."
  • Anti: ...........
  • Dark: "What?"
  • Anti: "Are you...f***in' kidding me right now, man? You're telling me that while I was hacking into Jack's Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, AND YouTube accounts, scaring the LIVING HELL out of everyone...YOU...were skipping around in a F***ING dress and pretending to be a highschool girl in your GODDAMN DIARY?! ALL F***ING OCTOBER?!"
  • Dark: "Wait, October passed already?!"
  • Anti: (facepalms)
  • Dark: "Aw, goddammit! This whole time, I thought it was September!"
  • Anti: "You're a f***in' idiot, Dark..."
The Office

2 teams of 6 good looking men, 1 intern, 1 receptionist and an overwhelming amount of tension and flirting.

Part Two - The Hazing

Genre: CRACK | Fluff | Angst
Members:  OT7
Word count: 2,503

A/N: Honestly I’m not a big fan of this chapter but some tidbits of info in this one are essential for later on. Let’s just call it that one episode that almost cancelled the show… cool? cool. - Amelia

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Originally posted by jamless-vibes

“Kim Taehyung!” I yelled. “Are you kidding me?!”

“What now!?” Hoseok groaned. I probably killed his ears these last two days with all the shouting. The other boys looked up from their desks to see Jungkook’s computer mouse glued to my palm.

Jungkook slipped away from Jimin’s desk and rushed to my side, frantically asking if I’d be alright. The rest of the boys were murmuring amongst themselves then I could hear one of the chairs scraping back on the linoleum.

“Taehyung, you idiot.” Yoongi’s eyes darkened, like some kind of beast had awoken inside him.

“Hyung, don’t hit him again!” Jimin intervened, walking over and standing between the two boys desks.

“This is a big offence Jimin. Let me teach him another lesson?”

“How about we let Y/n decide how to deal with this situation?” Namjoon suggested, and then they all looked over to me.

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I was a P-Shifter (Tw:Abuse, Tw:Manipulation, Tw:Sexual Abuse, Tw:Death Threats)

Yes, I’m admitting it, I was part of the P-shifting community. I believed I could physically shapeshift and grow wings. Now, I’m very anti-p-shifting/wing-growing. Why? That’s what this post is being made for. It’s made as a warning to others about just how toxic and damaging this community is.

So this begins when I was 11. I was naive and young, and I met a girl who said she was a dragon and turned into one every night. I’ll call her “Bel”. Being a naive fuck, I was like “Woah that’s cool!! What am i???” and she told me I was a werewolf, which I believed seeing as I felt a strong connection to wolves. So all throughout 6th and 7th grade, she dragged me further into an abusive friendship. She claimed to be the leader of a dragon clan and everything was set up like in the warriors books (still my fav book series to this day), and she used her status as a leader to manipulate me. She threatened to take away my “powers” and the like. She was also physically abusive and manipulative, she toyed with my emotions and convinced me the rest of our friend group hated me because they ran away from me when I was by them, truth is, they were getting away from me because Bel followed me like a lost puppy, and she was just as rancid to them as she was to me, if not worse to them. Now, Bel and I cut contact after I had turned 13. We got in a fight because she falsely accused my friend of beating her up and got him in trouble with the school. Bel also moved away out of country. Now, when I was 13, I started reading the Maximum Ride series and I felt phantom wings, and being young I really wanted wings physically and I started looking up wing spells and eventually landed myself on a website called Growingwings4life, or as everyone called it, GWFL. Now, my experience on GWFL was 50/50 for the website itself, I made one of my best friends there, and we’re friends to this day, I’ll call her “Serena” as that’s always been the name I use for her when I wanna refer to her without dropping her real name. Now, this is where things go from bad to worse, we both join this flock, there was 6 of us, but only one of them is key to what happened, again, so I don’t drop names, I’ll just call him R, now, we ended up getting really really close and eventually ended up dating. Now before we started dating, he decided to make me the flock leader, and I was like “ok cool fate and destiny shit!!” and things only got worse from there, so after the flock falls apart, it’s just me, Serena, and R. Now, after the first member cut contact with the flock, everyone freaked the fuck out and we were convinced AWTOK had taken her, which only heightened our belief in them when this other kid I knew irl who I’ll call G said he had been to awtok bases and saw her there. He also claimed that R was a king of darkness and told me, so I told R because I thought that he deserved to not have anything hidden from him. Now, stepping aside from all of the BS with G that happened(to keep it short and simple, he was a manipulative fuck who threatened to break my nose when I called him out on how abusive he was), going back to my relationship with R, things were very on/off, and yet things seemed to be fine until September/October of 2014, when R started claiming that his ex (Also a flock member), was a succubus who possessed him. He pretended to be this succubus I’m order to get me to sext him, as the succubus, he would say things like “if you cant please him ill steal him from you” and “youll lose him” and said to me “you didnt cum you lost him”, R knew that i was vulnerable and had extreme fears of abandonment due to my dependent nature, so he used this against me to manipulate me into basically being his sex toy, he also, as himself, would randomly out of the blue talk about his boners to me. The succubus thing went on for a good month, until I eventually got fed up and said that I had promised myself that I wouldn’t engage in anything like that until I was 18 and then only if the other party was the age of consent. Now, neither of us sent nude or sexual photos to eachother, but the ordeal was still very, very, traumatizing to the point where some of my triggers include anything I associate him with, (ex.spagghetti and the word pasta because his email/username for a lot of stuff involved pasta and the first thing I think of when I hear pasta is spaghetti in the traditional sense. I still can eat pasta itself, but the word sets me off and I can only eat spaghetti if it has garlic butter for sauce, not red sauce). The P-shifting and wing growing communities are full of toxic people and the packs/flocks are more akin to cults than anything else. Even though I was the “leader” of my flock, R still had most control. In all honesty when I look back, R basically used the “king of darkness” to manipulate me into dating him. He always acted like he’d lose control of himself when he shifted and would always wite very violently worded messages that were about him wanting to consume the souls of his family and make them suffer in the worst ways possible. Because of this, whenever anyone is upset with someone, my first thoughts are “they’re gonna try to kill them” and what not. The P-shifting community and Wing Growing community are bad places, especially for younger people. I’m still healing from the trauma I went through there, and I’m still tempted to go back to those communities because at the time, I considered them a safe haven and part of me still does, although that’s the farthest thing from the truth. The P-shifting and wing growing communities never have been safe and never will be safe. Please, I encourage you to reblog this so people know just how damaging the P-shifting and similar communities can be. I don’t want anyone else to go through what I did. I’m sorry if any of this is hard to read, I put it in chronological order as best I could, although one thing that’s out of order is the threats G made against me, that was the last thing to happen to me, however I didn’t wanna make this post 1000x longer, so I quickly summarized it when I saw fit.

Ten Years (Part 4)

Summary: AU. When a major account is on the line at work, reader is forced to revisit some old connections at her ten year high school reunion for a chance at success. Will she let the past consume her, or will she see the future in her grasp?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 3,215

Warnings: language, sarcasm, fluff, mentions of past cheating

A/N: I scrapped the original chapter four in favor of this one in which I went a bit overboard. Two more chapters to go, including this one, before the reunion. It’s trying to write itself, I can’t stop it. :) Also sorry if there are errors, I’m super sick rn.

Part: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8

Originally posted by closer-to-the-edge-of-glory

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Lie to Me

Written in response to @breeeliss and @siderealsandman‘s challenge to the ML fandom to write for Femslash February. (Based on this post.) I rolled a 7 and a 9, and I came up with this.

“This project is pointless,” Lila grumbled, setting aside her tablet and folding her arms over her chest.

“It’s about Ladybug.” Alix shot her a glare.


“I thought you said you knew her.”

Lila scowled. “I was wrong.”

“Shocking,” Alix muttered.

“Ladybug wasn’t the person I thought she was,” Lila snapped, scooping up her tablet to focus on something else besides her own lingering disappointment.

“She called you out. So what? You lied to everyone.” Alix frowned.

“I just-” Lila grimaced. “Yeah, I get it. I screwed up, and now everyone hates me.” She sighed. “It’s fine. We’ll probably be moving in a year anyway.”

“Oh, boo hoo. New kid in class. Cry me a river.” Alix dropped her tablet and scoffed. “You act like no one else has ever moved to a new school before. Last year, I was the new kid.”

“Yeah, but you’re cool. People like you.”

“So? You’re pretty and you’re smart. People would have liked you if you hadn’t lied then went around insulting Ladybug.”

Lila’s grip on her tablet tightened. “I just don’t get why everyone likes her so much.”

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Knock, Chapter 5

You might be pregnant but that doesn’t mean you wanna get married. 

Simon/Reader, Angst, Fluff

Words: 1687

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4

On the drive back to the Sanctuary Simon’s Jeep is filled with other Savior’s making it impossible for you to ‘talk’ to your soon to be ‘husband’ or in other words making it impossible for you to shout at the dickhead with the moustache. So although he’s sat you in pride of place next to him you don’t look him in the eye as you stew in silence and when he reaches his hand to rest on your knee you shove it away, edging your body closer to the door, the word ‘asshole’ running around your brain and begging for release from your sealed lips.

Lucky for Simon, you want to keep hold of at least a shred of your dignity so you wait for the Jeep to pull over and everyone to file out before you finally turn your attention to him. It’s not the speech you’d been perfecting in your head but it gets the general message across, “you’re a fucking idiot!”

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You know, I’m always going back to this place, you know I’m always going to look for your face

Another oldie, hope you enjoy! It’s about Shawn’s childhood friend Balir from Pickering! Created this character way back last year! xx

„Are you happy to go back home?“ my dad asks, turning his head to switch lanes, as he is pressing the gas pedal of his Mercedes further down.

The raindrops were crashing down on the car and I lean back in the passenger’s seat, stretching my legs out.
„Of course I am!“ I reply with a smile, “I’ve been craving mom’s homemade food for weeks!“

My dad smiles, eyes locked on the road. „We are all so happy to have you back home for the next weeks and we are so proud of you, Blair. You’re doing so well at college“

“Aw, thanks dad“

“How’s med school treating you? I haven’t talked to you lately,“ he says, switching lanes again.
“It’s hard but you must know,“ I glance at my dad who nods.
“Yeah, but it’s worth it“

My dad did not only go to Harvard and graduated from med school with summa cum laude, he also holds a psychology degree and I sometimes feel the pressure to do as excellent as he did in college, even though he doesn’t pressure me at all.

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anonymous asked:

I've been thinking about it for a while and how about a UA hc in which MC and Jaehee adopt Choi's twins

oooh, this is an interesting au! you have cool ideas, hun ^^ hope you like it💛

  • the two of them finally decided on adoption!
  • jaehee and mc had been dating for about 7 years now and had been talking about kids for a while
  • they decided it was time
  • and they were about to go to the adoption center (or..whats it called..)
  • but V came knocking at their door
  • “I heard you guys decided on adoption, congratulations!” he says
  • “Oh, thank you! but we haven’t even gone out yet” jaehee says with a small chuckle
  • “Even better. I, uh…have a question for you.”
  • turns out, V knows these twins that need a new home
  • “Rika and I are trying to figure out how to get them out, but I wanted to know if the both of you were interested in taking care of them..” V asked
  • he explained the whole situation about the Choi twins and what they’re current plans were
  • “I was originally planning to send Saeyoung to work at an undercover agency..” “absolutely not.” mc interrupted.
  • “we’ll help get those kids out of there,” mc said before turning to jaehee. they got a smile from her. 
  • “and we’d be glad to take care of them.”
  • rika and v get saeyoung and saeran away from their mother the same way they do in canon
  • except with additional accusations found by jaehee
  • along with jaehee and mc, who stayed in the car as a precaution
  • at this time, the twins were around 12. and they Did Not trust either of them that much
  • saeyoung would always guard saeran and make a mess sometimes
  • they wouldn’t eat for the first two days 
  • but they eventually came through. saeran broke first, slowly approaching the kitchen while mc was cooking
  • and saeyoung ran after him to protect him, but mc just smiled and gave him a little bite before dinner
  • then they offered a little to saeyoung
  • jaehee came home finding them sitting at the table, actually eating
  • eventually, they find some things they have in common. like favorite books and an interest in numbers 
  • the twins would grow up in a healthy home - undercover, sure - but with two great parents
  • they would both join rfa when they got old enough and whether rika decides to stay or not, they would both stay with their parents
  • actually have the chance to go to college, discover their interests, but would go by different names when they went out 
  • “i wanna be an astronaut, mom!” saeyoung would say. “i want…i want to be a doctor” saeran would say right after. both mc and jaehee just smiled and told them that they could do it 
  • they would be the Kang twins instead of the Choi twins, it’d be harder to distinguish their identity
  • but their favorite moments would be just the four of them, sitting outside and looking up at the sky

anonymous asked:

Guys reacting to see their lover with glasses for the first time, and she looks sooooo cute! THANKS!!!!

A,all of them? Here you go! (⌒▽⌒)☆


♥Shu: … Glasses? Ugh, you remind me of… Nevermind, you look nice. As long as you don’t start acting like Reiji…

♥Reiji: I’m glad you decided to use glasses. It’s not good to force your sight. But I’ve noticed that the design of your glasses is the same as mine… No no, keep them on. They suit you.

♥Ayato: HAH! Now we have three four-eyes in the house! Hey, I’m joking! Don’t take them off!

♥Kanato: What are you doing with my glasses?! Take them off. You look like a… A… *blushes*…What?! I’m NOT blushing!

Laito: Nfu~ Bitch-chan, these glasses look really good on you. You remind me of one those sexy teachers from the movies! Now you need to dress like one, fufu~

♥Subaru: Since when do you need glasses? Let me see… WOAH, you really can’t see shit. Here, let me put them on on you… *blushes* D,don’t look at me that way! Your eyes are even bigger now!


♥Ruki: Livestock, you look more mature with those glasses. *sighs* I didn’t mean “old”, good grief… You still have that childish personality of yours, right?

♥Kou: They look cool on you, but I wonder… Hey, M Neko-Chan, what is that? Ha! Gotcha~! *he puts the glasses on himself* what do you think? Do I look good?~

♥Yuma: Tch. Shall I call you “Specky-sow” now? I’m kidding, kidding… They look nice… But I guess I can break your glasses whenever you piss me off, heheh.

♥Azusa: Eve… Will you use glasses from now on?… Does that mean… You can see me better now?… I’m so glad. You look cute, Eve…

a little old lady today asked me how i’m so confident and good interacting with kids and i thought about the interactions she witnessed between me and children

  • she saw a 4-year-old walk up to me and say “i am a robot” in a robot voice and i responded by moving my arms in a robot motion and responding “beep boop beep bop”
  • she saw me ask an 8-year-old where she got her dress because i wanted it because pineapples on clothing is “so in right now”
  • she saw me high five a 6-year-old who wouldn’t move her hand while i high-fived it, but then balled her hand into a fist against my palm without saying anything and maintaining eye contact the entire time and i said “alright so i guess this is some new thing i’m too old to understand”

just call me the kid whisperer i’m so cool and confident with kids

One of the people who contacted us after taking the @fansplaining​ Definitions Survey was @a-big-apple​. They wrote us an email, which we have permission to publish and respond to here, since we won’t be able to read it on air:

Hi Elizabeth and Flourish! (Imagine this greeting in a sing-song voice.)

I am a faithful listener, but this is the first time I’ve had a moment free while my thoughts about fannish things are fresh enough to write to you. I took your fanfiction definition survey and thoroughly enjoyed it, but by the end I still wasn’t sure I had solidified my own definition of what is and isn’t fanfiction. Now I am on a bus on my way to visit a dear friend who is also a fan, and I’m listening (belatedly) to episode 46 of Fansplaining, in which you talk about your answers to the survey questions. I have so many opinions related to defining fanfiction, and I wanted to share them with you!

Let me start by saying that my history with fanfiction is a fairly long one. I agree with the sentiment that many fans in their 30s and older didn’t know about or have access to fan communities, and that doesn’t make the stories they wrote in isolation not-fanfiction. I was one of those kids! I still have self-insert fics I wrote at the age of 8, the year the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie came out, in which I styled myself as their roommate/friend/nurse and cared for their wounds after battles with Shredder. The internet didn’t exist for me yet, and I was too young to connect with fans at conventions or through zines, but I was certainly writing fanfiction. Later on in the 90’s, I graduated to Gargoyles webrings (oh, those proud webring banners all the fan pages had!) and a cool project that maybe one or both of you remember in which Gargoyles fans organized themselves and wrote continuing “seasons” of the show in fanfiction and fanart form. I can’t for the life of me remember what it was called, but I thought everyone working on that was the absolute coolest kid in school.

I’m now 35, and have continued to write fanfiction in many corners of the internet, most recently on AO3 in the Yuri!!! On Ice fandom (bless that show, honestly). Just this week I had an encounter, largely pleasant, with a fellow fan who was reading through the entirety of my Fullmetal Alchemist fics on AO3 and leaving lovely comments as they went.  That was great, except for one comment that got my back up a little: they wondered why a particular (multi-chapter Big Bang) fic had only 8 kudos when it so clearly, in their opinion, deserved more. They posited that it might be because I had posted the whole story in one day, implying (I think) that if I had been more strategic and stretched it out over weeks, it might have gotten more attention.

I explained in my reply that it was actually quite an old story that had all the attention I could have wanted for it on Livejournal, back when the FMA fandom was still going strong, and that I put all of my old fics on AO3 in one big dump just for the sake of completion, and so that people who liked my stories could find more if they wanted to. It was a simple, one-and-done exchange of comments, but it stuck with me. I’ve noticed that in my corners of fandom (AO3 and tumblr) recently, there has been a big push for people to comment and leave kudos and show appreciation for fanfiction. I know you both have talked about that on your podcast before, and it’s become more and more a part of the Discourse ™ that I see online. I am all for positivity and showing appreciation, and getting comments and kudos on my work does make me smile, but the suggestion that I post stories in a certain way in order to rack up more kudos makes me so irrationally angry.

My gut reaction is that I don’t need outside validation. I don’t WANT outside validation. I write fanfiction because I love to write, and because I am a fan, and because the act of exploring/expanding/fixing/reimagining/transforming existing works feels like a form of protest–against the patriarchy, against the media, against the literary canon, against everything that tells me the kinds of stories I like are lesser because they don’t follow writing rules, or because they’re kinky, or because they’re queer, or because they’re not published and professional. Seeking outside validation, even from other fans, feels at odds with that protest. I’ll take kudos gladly when they come, often a positive response to my stories makes me feel less alone and like we fans are all in this terrible world together! But in my heart I’m writing in the underground, and I don’t want to be told how to value my labors of love.

This is turning into a longer email than I intended, but I have FEELS. This all comes back to defining fanfiction because anything that comes from or is picked up and valued by The Establishment is not fanfiction to me. Once a fic has been touched by the hands of publishers, for instance, it is fundamentally changed. I love books, I’m a children’s bookseller, but publishing in America still has so many problems that have yet to be solved. Media in America (and other places too) just generally has so many problems. Fanfiction does too, because source material and societal norms propagate these problems, but at least fanfiction with problems is a rebellion. (Though Yuri!!! On Ice seems like a step in the right direction.)

If you’ve read all the way to this point, then wow! The teal deer is: fanfiction is protest. I’m looking forward to your next episode, as always! Thank you for all of your work, opinions, discussion, and for keeping it real in the face of a fucked up world.

What a rallying cry for fandom! Of course it’s not always revolutionary…of course there are problems with it…of course there’s a lot to work through when it comes to how fanfiction functions in the world, but reading this is a refreshing reminder of the fact that doing anything to take time out of the rat race can be radical.