So last night I had a dream in which I went in a dark creepy alley, and there was a giant all squeezed there between the buildings.
At first I thought he needed help, but then he goes “Hey, do you want some drugs?”
I’m kind of a lucid dreamer, sometimes, so I knew this giant was just my inner desire for G/T, so I said “I don’t want drugs though, I want hugs…”
He looked shocked at first, but then he started crying, like I said the cutest thing he’s ever heard, and he reached out to pick me up and cuddle me.
It was certainly an experience, to find a giant good-hearted softie in a suspicious AF place. Like dude, buddy, what were you doing there? You okay…?