is that tao and chanyeol idek anymore

The Exo Household~
  • You: why are you naked in the kitchen...?
  • Suho: Um... I was paid. Jongdae paid me.
  • Chen: don't lie.
  • Suho: *put hands up in surrender* I GOT THE MUNCHIES AFTER MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH YIFAN ALRIGHT
  • Suho: You just came in and I had no time to put on clothes...
  • You: oh my god... This family O.O... WHAT IF YOU HAD ANOTHER CHILD!? 10 kids is over the limit, Joonmyeon
  • Suho: 10...? OH YEAH 10!! Yup that's all I have... There aren't 10 more in my room... Nope....
  • Suho: *whispers to side* hide the others...
  • You: How many r there? O.O
  • Suho: TAO DISTRACT!! *RUNS AWAY*
  • Tao: AGHHHH IM IN LABOR
  • Tao: It hurtsssss *falls on floor and pretends to seize*
  • Tao: OH CRAP ITS TRIPLETS
  • You: X.x
  • Tao: OH NO THERES ANOTHER ONE COMING
  • Baekhyun: Tao, you can't just run in and out of an orphanage and stuff them up your shirt and say that you're giving birth...
  • Kyungsoo: You're stealing babies
  • Kyungsoo: ….only i can do that....
  • Baekhyun: WHAT THE HELL KYUNGSOO!?
  • Kyungsoo: They're for my sacrifices….
  • Baekhyun: KYUNGSOO WHAT THE FUCK.
  • Kyungsoo: It's them or you eyeliner…. It's THEM or you
  • Baekhyun: *backs away*
  • You: *pushes Baek into fire* no more baby sacrificessss
  • Suho: pours water on Baekhyun
  • Suho: NO ONE HURTS MAH BABIES
  • Kyungsoo: *glares*
  • Suho: Except for Kyungsoo
  • Suho: *squeezes cheeks* who's mama's little devil's spawn
  • Suho: You are! Yesh you areeee~
  • Kyungsoo: I…will…kill——
  • Suho: JONGIN COME HERE NOW!!
  • Jongin: Kyungsoooo<3