Not So Sexy Headcanons Pt. 2
Ghetsis: He once lost the keys to the cuffs he used to tie his partner to the bed. They had to sit and wait for him to find them for an hour.
N: In a rush to get into his partner he shoved himself into her ass by accident at full force.
Brendan: One time he was having sex with this girl and he ended up getting stuck. They both sat there awkwardly while she kept apologizing.
Gladion: He decided that he wanted to play some music during sex. However he didn’t properly check the playlist and when the first song ended rock music started blaring through the room, scaring the shit out of them.
Nanu: He once fell asleep while giving oral. There was drool everywhere and his only explanation was that their thighs were too soft.
Looker: Every time he’s about to have sex he folds his clothes making sure there are no wrinkles or creases and takes his precious time. Every. Fucking. Time.
Faba: Faba will stop to “check his notes” everytime he touches his partner somewhere and gets no response.
Saturn: He wanted to try out a new position with his partner and in the middle of trying to figure it out he caught a cramp in his thigh.
Lysandre: He had decided to lay some rose petals on the bed and he somehow managed to inhale a petal and choke.
Shelly: She once tried to dress sexy for her partner. As she attempted to strut towards the bed she tripped over her heels and landed right on her face.