is that really his last name

ID #20225

Name: Kai
Age: 18
Country: UK

Hi, I’m currently in my last year of college and about to get my exams out of the way. I’m teaching myself Japanese, and I really enjoy Japanese culture. I enjoy reading, watching Netflix, watching anime, reading manga, and playing video games. I enjoy “emo” music (MCR, FOB, P!ATD, Green Day etc) but I do also like other music, like game and movie soundtracks and some more screamy metal music.

I am very active on social media, and spend a lot of my time procrastinating on Tumblr reblogging photos of band members.

I might not be able to talk much until after June when my exams have finished, but I have a long summer break ahead before I (hopefully) get into university.

I am genderfluid and prefer they/them pronouns.

Preferences: Anyone that has the same interests as me, but I would prefer people 16+

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Shadowhunters!AU

Barry West never really knew much about his parents; he hardly remembers them at all, since they died when he was young.

Until one day he sees something not quite human trying to kill someone and then there are people with weird tattoos all over their skin, pulling out swords and bows and knives, and Barry wishes it were just some elaborate prank.

But no. It turns out his parents were something called Shadowhunters - and that a renegade named Eobard Thawne is after Barry, as the last of the Allen clan.

Barry really has no intentions of taking on this weird job of hunting down demons (why are those even real?!) - even if Iris shows up as well and takes to the hunting like a fish to water. That is, until he’s dragged on his first mission and meets a warlock, Leonard, whose icy-blue eyes are hard to forget.

xoxotmntluv1997xoxo  asked:

Hi Mikey it's really nice to meet you. ^ ^ My name is Courtney. I'm so glad you're ok. I was worried about you when the Newtralizer vaporized you, but I knew you would come back. It would have been cool if you could have kept your electricity powers, but it couldn't last forever. I am proud of you and your brothers and I hope everything turns out well. ~ Courtney

Hi Courtney! Nice to meet you dude! It was so scary!

typottaja  asked:

Heyy I saw your post about things you got in trouble for in school (you're a hero) and your last name caught my eye. Cause Pihlajamäki is a Finnish last name so I got curious, are you partly Finnish? Don't have to answer ofc I just had to ask cause suomi perkele

My grandfather was adopted off the street in Nova Scotia by a finish family that moved there. My family thinks he may have been Romani or possibly Greek based on his facial features, skin, hair, and eye color. Could possibly be Scottish. We really don’t know. Anyway, I’m not Finnish but a shitload of my family is. They speak it at family functions and I’ve eaten some Finnish food. I do also have cousins that I am friends with on facebook who live in Finland. So that’s cool.

My current last name is French (I was adopted by my Step Father when I was 13 and opted to change my name). 

There have been so many adoptions in my family that it’s very hard to tell what my genealogy is without a test tbh. We know my mother is half native american and half welsh. As for my dad, he’s whatever the fuck my grandfather was and what his family refers to as “black Irish”. Which I think is just Irish people with dark skin/hair/eyes.

Anyway long story short is probably not. 

My second Captain Underpants screening

I really enjoyed seeing Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie again, and I was smiling the whole time. The theater was more crowded than last time. Also, one of the people in the audience was one of my old gym teachers and his children!

When I said “Yes!” when Poopypants appeared, a girl sitting near me recognized him from the books and said “It’s Professor Poopypants!” and her mom said “From the book, right?” However, she didn’t know who Doctor Diaper was when he was mentioned… several kids laughed at the 1812 Ofarture and the reveal of Professor Poopypants’ full name.

Also, I have a drawing request based on a line in the movie: (Yes, I tried to keep track of what Professor Poopypants said, but due to the movie being so good, I couldn’t keep up with what he is saying!)

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I’m writing a book!

((And it’s OT related! over the last two years I’ve spent so much time developing Cecil, and I haven’t even told a fraction of what his life has been before he wandered into the village. And I honestly have more information than what I know what to do with, so I decided to write it into a novel titled “Labor unit”. Granted, as it’s a novel based on this character, not simply a piece of fanfiction, I’m removing all oddworld specific names, species and locations out to really make it my own thing. And even rework Cecil’s character for this project. Is this a good idea, or am I being gloriously pretentious and making an ass of myself, is basically what I’m asking, here. Anyway, I finished the prologue and am currently working on the first chapter. I’m curious what you guys think of it.

Anyway, here’s the first draft of the prologue, enjoy!))


Labor unit: Prologue

Snow. Snow and ice as far as my failing eyes could observe the stretched out landscape draped in darkness before me. How many days has it been? I do not know. As there is no detectable difference between night and day in this frozen hole I’m forced to wander through. Trying to keep track of exactly how many minutes, hours and days have passed is impossible. Not to mention meaningless.

As my tired feet slump through the cold powder, the metal fortress behind me shrinks back into the distance ever so slowly. The factory, the prison I used to call home, its prisoners I called my family. As if my suffering up until now has been for nothing, I walk away. And during that walk, the pale greens that coloured my feet had started showing hues of blues and blacks. Not that I would ever be able to tell. My sight had been stolen years before. I wasn’t blinded fully, but gradually, my once bright eyes had become dull and watery from the chemical compounds I was subjected to during my labor. There was no use for me anymore. Not there. They took everything, as little as it was, away from me. My body battered and sanity waning, I keep walking. No clothes to protect me from the cold aside from a manky cloth hanging from my hips, still stained in smears of oil and soot. I was never supposed to survive this trek. This is my punishment. Not even deserving of a swift execution, I am forced to walk until I eventually will starve or freeze to death. Whichever comes first I suppose.

Hours have passed, or is it days? And I happened upon a cave in the snow. It’s cold and dark, but it will protect me for now. This eternal darkness. Will I ever see light again? Has it been light all along and I simply hadn’t noticed my sight had gone for good? Again, I do not know. There’s no way to tell. My growing sense of hopelessness festers into my head as I contemplate the darkness. Why does it scare me so? Like a child, I fear the dark more than anything. Pathetically I whimper as I shiver from the cold. With my one hand I make an attempt to touch my feet. My hand had been numb since childhood, but the lack of sensation in my feet worry me. I can’t feel them. Neither my fingers nor my toes give any signs of even being there. Only my left hand feels. It feels pain. And although I can not move it, can not use it, or even see it, it hurts. What kind of sadistic trick of nature would cause a missing limb to feel? As I lay there, slouched against a wall of stone, or ice, there is no real way of telling, I can’t help but get some kind of comfort out of the numbness in my soles. At the very least I won’t have to endure the torturous agony resembling treading on sharpened knives the snow set upon them any longer.

Gazing out of the cave, I try to make out how far I’ve wandered. I can’t tell. There is no way to. My stomach howls at me as it twists in hunger. How long can a person survive without having eaten anything? Could I try to count how long I’ve been walking for that way? Ach! It’s no use.. I will probably die here. Like they wanted me to. With my attempts to hold out, I’m only delaying the inevitable. But I’ll be damned if I go out without a fight. I refuse to give in and perish on their terms. This is an endurance, and even if there is no possibility of me winning, I have to get as far as I can, to prove I had more in me than they thought I had. 

I’ve seen people mention Kurapika and his last nen being too similar to chrollo but let me riddle you this:

Kurapika didn’t know about chrollo’s nen before he met him. Plus, his newest ability, the one that mirrors the newest chain so similarly, technically would have came after Kurapika since he chose all of the chains at once while training with his mentor. So really no one copied off of one another and it is just another cool parallel that Togashi made to show two sides of the same coin- Kurapika being the more good and Chrollo showing more of a bad side.

anonymous asked:

Hey, I saw your posts about changing your Trini tag to "Trini Gomez" because Kwan didn't fit with her Latino heritage. What do you think about tagging Zack as "Zack Taylor" despite the fact that he's referred to that once in the film. I personally only tag him by his first name because I've yet to settle on a Chinese surname for him. Do you feel any differently about the surname situation for Zack versus Trini?

Not really, because, as far as I know, the name “Taylor” doesn’t have a tie to any certain ethnicity or culture the way “Kwan” does. Plus, Zack is actually referenced as Zack Taylor in the film (even if it was only one), whereas Trini’s last name wasn’t said at all.

But, if you feel more comfortable giving Zack a Chinese last name, then by all means

She Never Stopped Smiling

by reddit user Pippinacious

Fly was an odd kid, even by odd kid standards. I met her in sixth grade, when our alphabetically ordered last names landed us in adjacent seats, and she turned to look at me with a cheerful, gap toothed smile.

“Hi!” She said.

“Hi.” I replied quietly.

I was shy and intimidated by my first day in middle school, but she wasn’t the least bit nervous.

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So there’s this skele at our school and the students love to dress it up and pose…….and I’m just really mesmerized by their inventiveness. And by fact that the skele didn’t fall apart yet IT WAS FRICKEN EXPENSIVE HOW DARE U DO THIS WITH IT AND MAKE IT LOOK SO GREAT.

breaking the cycle: gotg2 and the theme of toxic masculinity

It’s taken me, oh, about a month to organize my thoughts on this and they’re still a mess, but I have all these snippets in my head about how GOTG2 deconstructs toxic masculinity, and hey! you’re gonna get them now

Toxic masculinity is basically the concept that socializing men and boys to be a certain ‘masculine’ way, and criticizing them or ridiculing them when they fail to live up to these (often impossible or even abusive) standards, is ultimately harmful to everyone, men and women alike. Ever wonder why you flinch at dudes yelling “man up!” to their crying young sons instead of comforting them? Yeah, that’s why.

Anyway, regarding GOTG: a lot of this stuff revolves around Yondu and the Yondu-Peter relationship, but also (I totally love this) a large portion of it also revolves around a white, straight, able-bodied man who is quite literally called ‘Ego’. spoilers follow, naturally-

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SKAM S04E09 Clip 1 - Guru Advicing

[Welcome to voice mail from Telenor*. Please leave a message after the beep.]

SANA: Noora, please call me.

ESKILD: Hello?

SANA: Hello, Eskild? Is Noora home? It’s Sana.

ESKILD: Oh my God, they’re just in that penthouse of William’s to fuck. She’ll be back when she’s newly fucked, my little generous girl.

LINN: I think they went to London.

ESKILD: Yeah you think they went to London, but you also thought Grunde was going to win Paradise*, so you have bad judgement, Linn. Be a bit humble.

SANA: I’m just a little worried she’s mad at me.

ESKILD: She didn’t look very mad when she went off in that Aston Martin car to 3 million kroner. 3 million is a lot of money.

SANA: I sent William an e-mail.

ESKILD: E-mail? It’s been a while since I’ve written one of those.

SANA: Yes, but I sent it from Noora’s account.

ESKILD: You sent an e-mail from Noora’s account to William? Okay, what did you write?

SANA: I just wrote “I love you and if you love me, come to Oslo”.

ESKILD: That’s what made him come? An e-mail.

SANA: Yes.

ESKILD: You wrote an e-mail.. Why didn’t you think about that before? You write e-mails all the time, you brag about it. You’re a grown up, Linn. Is that what it took? She’s been stomping around in this self-pitying heartache for 8 months and then all it took was an e-mail? You shouldn’t feel bad about that, that was well done. I’m a bit proud of you. High five.

SANA: But.. I didn’t really do it for Noora’s sake. I did it because she was with a guy I like.

ESKILD: Which guy?

SANA: Just a guy called Yousef.

ESKILD: Yousef? Isn’t that the guy you were trying to pick up last night?

LINN: Once, I sent a used tampon to a girl who made out with my ex.

ESKILD: Have you had a significant other?

LINN: Yes, in the 7th grade.

ESKILD: That was the first and last one?

LINN: Yes.

ESKILD: But now we’re talking about Sana, Linn. We can talk about you later. Right now we’re talking about Sana and cute Muslim boy.

SANA: He’s not a Muslim.

ESKILD: He’s not? Okay. Hm. Do you want some guru advicing?

SANA: What’s that?

ESKILD: I was with this guy, a year ago, a very good relationship - best I’ve ever had. That was with a Turkish son of an ambassador and his name was Lito - you remember that. He was really cool, went to Blinder’n*, cared about human rights, sensitive soul, shared a lot about himself and had the most shapely cock I’ve ever touched. He was also a Muslim and not that I’m religious or anything, because I’m not, but I’ve flipped through the Bible a couple of times and there it says that the most important thing is love, or “love on top” as Beyoncé says, so I think like “What would Jesus and Muhammad do?” and that’s “let the love flow”. So we tried that - “love on top”, meaning I topped and going right into the love and you know about that because you heard. We did that lots of times, and then we started talking about other things, important things, grown up things like life and humanity and stuff and we disagreed a lot. So the conclusion is that relationships between religious and non-religious people are difficult. I cried a lot. Aren’t there some other hotties in that gang? That Elias, isn’t he cute?

SANA: That’s my brother.

ESKILD: That’s.. Yes, that’s your brother. That won’t work. That would be weird. Which religion would you follow? Buddhism or something?

LINN: Bahá'í, maybe.

ESKILD: Bahá'í , maybe. Now I got a bit inspired to research and stuff online. What are you doing today?

*Mobile company
*Reality show
*University of Oslo

Klance Carnival AU where Lance’s little sister volunteers at a local carnival as a fortune teller and Lance tags along to help out. Shiro and Keith also volunteer and after their shifts are over, Shiro dares Keith to get his fortune told because Keith doesn’t believe in all that junk

  • “Come on Keith, if you don’t believe in magic what makes you think those conspiracy theories are even real?” “YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
  • Lance doesn’t know too much about tarot cards, but he was really interested in palm reading during middle school and literally spent nights researching about it and reading his entire family’s palms 
  • “Lance, just watch the booth for ten minutes I’ve been sitting here for like five hours straight, tell whoever shows up that I’ll be right back” 
  • Keith walks in, rolls his eyes and almost immediately walks out when he sees a crystal ball but Lance’s voice keeps him from leaving “So you’re here for some answers? You might have to wai-” “I-I’m actually here to see just how real this actually all is” “Oooh so you’re a non believer huh?”
  • They sit down at a circular table and Keith kinda regrets storming in here immediately after what Shiro said because he’s actually nervous and expected an old lady to be running this booth…not some attractive guy
  • “Palm please.” Keith’s face gets a little red when Lance gently grabs his hand
  • “What are you doing?” “Palm reading.” “But the sign outside says card reading not palm reading.” “O-oh uh this is a special edition for non-believers only.”
  • “Is this your first palm reading, Keith?” “How did yo-” “You’re wearing a volunteer name tag” 
  • Lance feels a bit rusty because it has been a while since he’s last read a palm so he’s just aimlessly dragging the tip of his finger across Keith’s palm (which is really much softer than it looks)
  • Lance sort of gets lost in thought and realizes he’s been tracing the lines for minutes now. He looks up at Keith to see if he’s noticed and then attempts to hold in his laughter when he sees just how intense Keith is looking at their hands
  • “Why are you laughing, did my hand say something weird about me?”

Bonus: Lance’s sister gets distracted by the cotton candy machine and takes a bit longer than intended

anonymous asked:

Okay I know a lot of people have been obsessed with spanish last names for Lance and that's been....a thing but you know what I haven't seen?? Cuban FIRST names. Tbh I really like name mcclain and I get HYPED!! thinking like what if his name is Leandro and he goes by Lance outside home since SO MANY POC kids (@me) have westernized names for school to make it easier and that's touched upon approx 0 times in media and that kinda rep on a kids show would be AMAZING so yeah. Leandro "Lance" McClain.

OH YEAH FOR SURE I’VE TOTALLY THOUGHT OF THIS TOO!!!! I mean I have the whitest name ever (Ashley…. Legit you cannot get whiter than that) but I know plenty of my friends who’ve had westernized names or their “American name” bc they didn’t want their name to be butchered. BUT I LOVE THIS IDEA. And Leandro is such a nice name too…. 

two rotten apples [m] | pt. 2

credit: x.

❛❛we’re next-door neighbors and have hated each other since middle school but now we’re going to the same university how can we avoid the other person like the plague so there isn’t a crime scene— what do you mean you promised my mom you would keep an eye on me???? you fucking planned this❜❜ AU

COUNT → 17.686

GENRE → smut | eventual angst

PAIRING → jungkook | reader

WARNINGS → dom and sub tones | spanking mention | mild cum play | explicit language | male and female masturbation | penetration | erotica mention | public sex | restraints | dry humping | graphic dirty talk 

LINKS → 1 | 2 | COMING SOON


The second the timer on the drying machine went off to alert you of your shirt finally being dry enough to wear, the band from its neckline snapped against your shoulders when you slipped it back on. You pulled some of the cotton material to your nose, trying to see if it still even faintly smelled like beer.

Unlike your underwear which just smelled like cum and farts.

The farts courtesy of Jungkook. Well, you didn’t know if he actually farted, but he just naturally smelled like that to you—like old beans and moldy cheese.

You’d spent the past two hours in the laundry room in nothing but a bra and your loose-fitted skirt. It still hadn’t hit you yet—at least not entirely—that you had let your next-door neighbor spank and bone the living shit out of you. That was something you were going to put on your list of stupid-things-you’ve-done-but-did-anyway-for-some-reason. Maybe his mother could relate after giving birth to him. You were pretty sure she found him just as annoying as you.

But then everyone else thought rainbows shined out of his ass.

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dating Jungkook [realistically]

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

taehyung version

 • he says that he really likes older girls (his ideal type is iu after all) but in all honesty I can imagine him so good with a girl that is slightly younger than him because they would get along so much better

• because they would have more interests that they would share

• if he’s super lucky, his girlfriend would love video games and they could play together from time to time

• i can just imagine him perfectly falling for a girl that is challenging and has a strong character

• she would be really pretty inside and out

• he would probably actually like to be called oppa after all, but only from you (only if you’re younger than him though)

• Jungkook is pretty young still, so he wouldn’t really know how to be a boyfriend at times

• definitely would love to tease you just like he does to his hyungs

• he would be able to make you laugh a lot because honestly he’s a funny boy with a great sense of humor

• lots of inside jokes

• he would mock you a lot

• at first he would be shy but once he gets comfortable around you, oh girl being loved by him would feel so good

• and once he gets comfortable he would also touch you a lot, give you lots of hugs and cheek kisses

• he loves to hold hands with his hyungs, so I believe he would love to hold yours just as much

• a lot of dorky pictures

• type of boy to steal your phone to make multiple pictures of himself for you to see afterwards

• you would love to steal his clothes even though it would really frustrate him sometimes

• cute necklaces that he would give you so you always have a piece of him no matter where you are

• you know how he’s just so obsessed with clichée love stuff like lifting you up to kiss you or the ring bell scene from kimi no na wa (your name)

• so you can be sure he would love to do that clichee cute love stuff with you

• but it wouldn’t last so long and you would have your first fights

• fights with him would be the worst for you because I believe he’s not really good at expressing his feelings so sometimes he would say things that he doesn’t mean

• or he wouldn’t say things he would love to let you know simply because he just can’t it would be so hard for him to express how he feels
• but you would always make up at the end because you would just need each other

• it would even surprise him how much he would trust you after a while of being together

• because little kookie was actually never really in love before (I assume because he said in 2014 that he never was even though he dated before and since he’s been busy ever since I doubt he’s had a girlfriend after that)

• besides the hard times that he would have to face he would probably experience a lot of beautiful things if he’s really in love with you

• because after all you would be his greatest escape from his idol life

• but there would also be times where he wouldn’t be able to see you for a long time

• it would turn into a long distance relationship at times because he’s just so busy with bangtan

• those would be the times it would be the hardest for the both of you

• he would try to call you as often but he would often just forget to do so because he’s too tired after shows

• you would probably get worried that he would distance himself from you since it would hit you a lot that he has millions of fan girls that just want him as much as you do

• but you would hide that thought from him simply because you wouldn’t want to upset him

• but jungkook isn’t stupid so he would notice sooner or later

• he would notice and probably ignore it for a while because he doesn’t know how to face you with it but he would think about it a lot

• it’s also that if you were apart, you would miss him more than he would miss you and that’s because of his just too busy schedule

• he simply wouldn’t have the time to always think about you even when imagines make him out to be like that

• but after all he would never want to hurt you purposely

• he would be so loyal actually

• and he would comfort you when you’re upset even though it could only be through FaceTime or the phone

• as cheesy as that sounds i can imagine jungkook to be the one you can fall asleep with during a FaceTime call
• he would sing for you a lot if you as him to do so
• and he would beg you to sing with him

• If you would be insecure to sing in front of him at first (which would be understandable because he’s a professional by now) he would patiently wait for you to get comfortable around him

• but once you would sing, no matter how awful, he would love it so much

• silly or really emotional/dramatic duets

• jungkook is a sensible boy, so your parents would love him a lot

• unlike taehyung, I feel like jungkook would be a lot faster with first kissing you and touching you once he gets comfortable

• since jungkook is the youngest that might also be the cause of his hormones that he would be faster

• he really likes to touch butts so y'all can bet how happy he would be to finally have a girlfriend that is all his
• he would loove to touch your butt

• especially after finding out that yours is so much softer than the ones from his hyungs

• the members would be so happy to see that you make each other so happy

• but they would also judge jungkook a lot because you would literally turn into a meme queen because of him (if you weren’t already one)

• your humor would literally base on his after a while

• he would feel so relived every time you both would just sit there and laugh at something so small

• maybe the members would also be surprised themselves sometimes at how sweet jungkook could actually be in a relationship

• because besides all the fights and the hard times, you would still be the person he cares about the most and loves from the bottom of his heart

thegirlwhocriesice  asked:

Au where Lance really can't stand his real last name. So he faked paper for the grasion with last name McLain?

I’m so sorry for the lateness of this! This prompt was given to me a long, long time ago and I just only got the um…inspiration to write this? I’m so sorry!

A little bit crossover to KHR since I made this into a MafiaAU of sorts. Note that most or all the things mentioned here (aside from the names they are not mine) are purely from my imagination and should not be taken with any ounce of seriousness.


Lance loved his family with all his heart, never question him about this or you will find yourself with a bullet stuck to any part of your body. What he didn’t appreciate was the part of the society he was born in. more specifically, the dark part of the society he was born in.

The Salazar Family was one of the best known Mafia family in the underworld. Who would not heard of them when they were one of the allies of the strongest Mafia, the Vongola? Being allied with the Vongola also meant that they were associates with the Chiavarone, Simon, Giglio Nero, and Millefiore just to name some of the big names. There was never a peaceful day for Lance for everyday was either spent on training or learning the ways of the world and how to survive in it.

The only lucky thing that Lance could consider was that he was not the eldest, thus exempting him from being the next heir for the family. It was unfair to be happy about this, especially that it was his reluctant older brother who got stuck in that position, but the part that wanted to be free weighed more in Lance’s heart. So at the age of 16th, Lance made a proposition and have the full support of the Vongola Decimo. The Salazar’s Don was a bit reluctant to agree in erasing Lance’s existence in the Mafia world (and that Lance was one of their best strategists) but just one look in his son’s eyes, one full of hope and passion in achieving his dreams, the Don gave his blessings also.

So Lance Salazar, third son of Don Salazar, became Lance McClain, an ordinary boy living with an ordinary family.

Forging documents and family background was just a piece of cake in the underworld and in no time, Lance was already attending the Garrison where he hoped his dreams to be a pilot as an ordinary guy would come true.

Of course there were times where his Mafia side got to the surface and times where he wished he could just contact the family and disposed someone for him. But because he ‘cut all his ties’ with the Mafia it also meant that he had no right to contact them anymore (though sometimes one or two men of his father will come to check up on him.). Why did he want to hire a hitman to eliminate someone? Well, there was this guy called Iverson who seemed to make it his life goal to make Lance’s life as miserable as possible. Always pointing out his flaws and implying that all the documents proving his intelligence were all fake/forge.

He could easily kill Iverson now that he thought about it. He was trained to do such things after all ever since he learned how to do complex Math and covering up the evidences was like slicing an apple with a sharp knife. But then the reason he left the world he was initially born in was to escape all the bloodshed. Only heaven knows how much of those bloods were caused by him even if most of them were all in the act of self-defense.

So he tried his best not to let those words of depreciation got stuck in his head (but most time he believed some of it.)

Then the next impulse to hire a hitman was when Lance started to get compared to a genius student named Keith.

Out of curiosity, Lance checked out this Keith guy. Yeah, he was an awesome pilot and combat but that was the only things that Keith was good at, at least that was how Lance saw it. He was never good at socializing and could not really hide his intention despite having a poker face. Keith would be a dead guy if left alone in the underworld.

Lance wanted to show how smart he was but Iverson already put a lot of bad words in his name resulting for no one to take him seriously. If he did something jaw dropping then majority would just accuse him of cheating because ‘hey, this is Lance! No way he did all of that in his own!’.  Being called as Keith’s replacement was not the most flattering words his ears could hear also.

Being caught in an intergalactic war and stuck in a castle with three and a half humans (Keith was half-Galra after all), two Alteans, space mice, and five sentient robotic lions was just like being trapped inside the Mafia world all over again.

Physical training, strategy making, forming alliances, Lance was tempted to call Voltron as space Mafia. He didn’t know if it already registered in the mind of others but they now have blood in their hands. It didn’t matter if it was an enemy they were killing. Life was life and they were not different to other soldiers of war.

Great, now Lance has human blood and alien blood staining his hands.

He thought about this every day.

Until one day, a sudden fact entered Lance’s mind that ended up with him laughing hysterically during breakfast. Everyone was looking at him like he had lost his mind (he probably had a long time ago).

“Lance, buddy, are you okay?” Hunk was about half way from standing up before Lance waved at him to indicate that he was fine.

“Don’t worry, Hunk. I just…pft! Ahahaha!”

Now Shiro was the one with worry creeping on his face. Was Lance having a breakdown? Was the war they were suddenly thrust in now taking its toll in their Blue Paladin’s mind?

“Lance, I need you to take deep breathes and talk to us.” It was hard but Shiro needed to ensure the health of his teammates even if he was being a hypocrite right now.

“Nah, I’m fine, Shiro. I just remembered something.”

“And that is…?” Lance didn’t know who asked that but he happily answered.

“Iverson is dead meat. Actually, he will be lucky if they will allow him to have a quick death. But knowing my family, I am sure they will torture him first.” Lance resumed eating his breakfast with a bright smile and as if he didn’t said something deeply disturbing.

“Wait, what?” Keith narrowed his eyes, “What do you mean by that.”

“Mullet boy, never cross my family.” That was the only answer Lance gave and it did not satisfy the curiosity of his teammates.

Sure, Lance was not a Salazar anymore and that his surname was now McClain. It didn’t mean though that he was already cast out by those he shared with the same flesh and blood.

After all, blood was thicker than water most of the time.


I don’t really know if I did the prompt some justice (>_<)

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The Friendly Wager (Part 7)

Summary: AU. Reader and Bucky Barnes are neighbors and best friends. After yet another bad date, reader comes home to find Bucky with his typical weekend target. They decide to make a wager about dating, but is there more on the line than reader cares to admit?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 3,855

Warnings: language, fluff, angst, confrontation, drinking, cheesy romance, kissing, implied sexytimes, somewhat nsfw but not really, a potentially wasted beautiful meal

A/N: This is my last submission for the lovely Kait’s ( @bionic-buckyb) 5k AU Challenge. I did it! My prompt was “Can you please come over so I don’t feel so alone?

This was the sixth rewrite! LOL….The End! :)

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Originally posted by maikennielsen96

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