is that llama or a sheep

anonymous asked:

Do you think Bendy & his friends would enjoy going to the zoo?

I do indeed! I also picture shenanigans galore that may or may not get all of them banned from the zoo by the day’s end:

-Boris goes to see the wolf exhibit and gets into a very pointed staring contest with one of the alpha males. After half an hour straight of staring, Boris tearfully proclaims he’s found his long lost brother (for the sake of comedy, the poor dolt literally can’t help himself), and tries to climb the fence to “reunite” with him.

-Alice explores the avian sanctuary, where all of the doves and robins and other smaller birds flock to her like they would a Disney Princess. At first it’s almost sickeningly adorable, but things get a little out of hand pretty quickly when she starts attracting bigger, scarier birds. Like birds of prey.

-Bendy jumps into the monkey exhibit and the chimps mistake him as one of their own. He enjoys monkeying around at first, but then one of the older female chimps claims him as her “baby” and Henry has to jump in to the rescue. Note: mama chimps put up pretty good fights and Henry almost loses a finger.

After that, Henry just brings everyone to the small, tame petting zoo, thinking that there’s no way the Toons could cause trouble there…

Now. Picture, if you will, Bendy leading a large stampede of goats and llamas and sheep down a hill (like the Wildebeest stampede in The Lion King), charging at Henry (like Simba).

First, I had no idea that the back of Seth’s Kingslayer shirt says “burn it down” but like woah is that a perfect tag line for Seth vs Triple H. it has such a connotation of just reckless destruction at any cost…

and now for some screaming about seth and dean…



(aka: ‘oh god are you here to fight me?’)


(what a nervous trying-to-be-Good-but-not-sure-how-to-actually-do-that thing for him to do. aw sethhh)

And as soon as Seth is starting to feel like he maybe understands what’s going on and is trying to get ready for the situation, Dean zags on him and starts to have a friendly side convo about his Journalistic Ambitions.

(CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ANXIOUS/*FOCUSED* WAY SETH LOOKS AT DEAN???????? and then he hears the actual words dean is saying and his reaction is just that “hmmmmmm” answer you give people when you don’t want to disagree with them but you also don’t want to lie?)

AND THIS. Seth’s UTTER WILLINGNESS TO GET DRAGGED ALONG WHEREVER DEAN’S BRAIN WANTS TO TAKE THIS CONVERSATION??? Seth is confused but still completely willing to dive into this discussion. Idk how to explain it. One of my favorite things about one of my best friends is the way i can come at her with a question out of nowhere with no explanation or backstory and instead of being like ‘where did that come from that’s not what we were talking about’ or anything like that she’ll just jump in. I think it shows how long Seth and Dean have been friends, and how used to Dean Seth really is.

For a moment they kind of fall back into their old pattern of Seth being the informed voice of reason (the wyatts wear SHEEP MASKS not camel or llama masks what are you talking about??)

Like with all Dean Ambrose things I can’t tell if this diversion from his main goal of interviewing Seth was him feeling friendly and at ease with Seth, or him making sure Seth feels off-balance

Dean referring to himself in the third person is silly but also seems like a deliberate choice to separate himself from a situation that he’s got to have a lot of feelings about. Seth is the only one Dean really interviews this episode. Because Seth is the only one Dean has real questions for. Framing it inside of this device makes it easier for him.

I think this question might also have a double meaning. Not just “do you think you can beat me” but “now that you’re a Reformed Man, will you still give me your all? will you fight me as hard as you can?”

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have a cleaned up but still ridiculous ‘brought together by a minor car accident’ au because jily. and llamas.

“Hello? Ma’am? Are you okay?”

Lily opened her eyes to find a boy staring at her through her car window with mild concern on his face. Two boys, actually. She blinked, trying to refocus her gaze. Didn’t work, but he was so pretty she almost didn’t mind seeing two of him.

“Are you okay?” he asked again.

Lily took stock—her knee hurt like hell, but the airbag had deployed and prevented serious injury. Her greatest danger seemed to be repeated sneezing from the bloody white powder still hanging in the air.

She rolled down her window. “I think so, yeah.”

“Thank fuck—I mean god. I mean shit.” He rested a hand on the roof of her car and leaned forward. “Sorry.”

“It’s alright,” Lily said, leaning her head back on her seat. “Did I hit the llama?”

The grin slipped of his face—faces. “You don’t remember what happened?”

“Er…I hit a llama?”

“No, you didn’t.”

“I didn’t?”

“Are you sure you’re alright?”

“There was a llama…right?” She swore there was a llama, and swearing, and swerving.

“A llama, or a mutant sheep,” he said, grinning slightly. Lily’s vision finally focused—there was only one of him now. He was far handsomer than her blurry vision had given him credit for. 

He had a very nice smile, didn’t he?

“You really don’t remember?” he asked. She shook her head. Or started to, but stopped, due to the pain. Good Teeth leaned forward. “Are you sure you’re okay? Were you unconscious just then?”

“No,” Lily said, because that was the appropriate reply when someone asked you if you were just unconscious.

“Right,” he said. She could tell he didn’t believe her. She didn’t believe her.

“Was I unconscious?”

“Maybe. And you didn’t hit the llama, you hit me.”

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Note: OMG yas gurl! Amazing idea :D Also I know there are many types of petting zoos but I chose to put them in a normal one, like not with exotic animals but rather the classics like sheep, goats and bunnies.

just pretend that`s jiyong in the gif


Probably really excited to be there. Would love the whole trip and wouldn`t be afraid to pet every animal that comes close enough to him. Would let himself be chased by a sheep and would love it. As soon as you get to the smaller animals like the bunnies he`d be really gentle though. Might put one on his head, strike a pose and say something like: 


before smiling that sunshine smile of his.


Gentle. People would think he works there because the animals would just swarm around him. He`d have to explain he doesn`t work there but would help whoever aks him for help. Wouldn`t do so much petting and would rather feed them. His favorite would be the ponies. 

“They are like tiny horses.” 

Like, no shit Taeyang. Has a sweet, content smile on his face the whole time.

pretend it`s T.O.P


Omg save this man. Would probably be chased around by a Llama and would by that make so many kids laugh. 

“This isn`t fun!” 

Yes, yes it is, at least for his band members. He`d much rather stay with the smaller animals but keeps touching their face and ends up with small bits all over his fingers. 

“Who knew guinea pigs are actually quite vicious” 

Protect him.


Scared at first not wanting to go closer to the bigger animals like the sheep and ponies. 

“What of they bite me?” 

T.O.P screamingly running away from a goat in the background wouldn`t help at all. But as soon he gets used to the animals he wouldn`t wanna leave. Would try to hug the sheep. 

“They are so fluffy.” 

Honestly the cutest person ever. Would laugh when he feeds an animal because:

“Their tongues are tickling my hands.”


Not so surprisingly the most normal out of them all. Would laugh at T.O.P and would try saving him at first but then it would happen so often he`d give up.

“How do you get yourself chased by all of these animals?”

Also finds it hilarious so he`d end up watching from the side, laughing his ass off. Is a big fan of the Goats. Quickly gets hungry himself when he feed the animals making the other members laugh.

“Why wasn`t I born a goat? I could just eat all day.”

Agent Tequila one hundred percent has a fully functioning farm in Kentucky. He has two German Sheperds, Clint and Billy the Kid, a Border Collie named Belle and a Sheepdog named Calamity Jane. He has a bunch of cats roaming around, that sleep in the hay bales, that he’s sure he’s named but a lot are neighbour cats and he can’t tell the difference anymore. So they are all named Kitty and they follow him around when he goes to do his chores in the mornings.

He has a few cattle in the back pasture, along with two thoroughbred horses called Duchess and Princess. There’s a donkey somewhere out there, too, that was his dad’s but that donkey is an actual asshole and it’s only every once in awhile that Tequila will be able to approach him and not almost get kicked in the face. He loves that asshole donkey with all his heart.

He has a chicken coop beside the barn where he sells fresh eggs to his neighbours and friends, along with a rabbit hutch, mostly Holland Lops. He thinks they are adorable and that’s legitimately the only reason he raises them.

For a stint, he raised some goats when his neighbour couldn’t anymore and brought goat milk to Statesmen HQ. Whiskey and Champ told him explicitly that he should never bring goat milk again; Ginger gave him her best “you tried” smile. He ended up selling the goats because god, they are a lot of work, and they eat everything. He misses them terribly.

Of course, he has pot-bellied pigs. He has two old ladies who have been with him for years: Bessie and Joann. His grumpy old grandpa pig, Walter, is a riot and just lays in the mud all day and snorts. Tequila thinks he’s amazing.

For awhile, he also had two llamas, an alpaca and small herd of sheep (it’s when he got Calamity Jane). He sheered them for wool for a local yarn shop. He even learned to knit and has a pair of wool socks made from some of the felt he gave them. They are his favourite socks ever and frequently needs them darned.

In short, Tequila loves animals.


merry christmas, @from-james-to-lily, who requested ‘met by a minor car accident’ au

“Hello? Ma’am? Are you okay?”

When she opened her eyes, a distraught, concerned looking boy was staring at her through her car window. Two of them, actually. Lily blinked, trying to refocus her gaze. Didn’t work.

He was so pretty she almost didn’t mind seeing two of him.

When she didn’t respond right away, he asked the question again.

Lily took stock—her knee hurt like hell, but the airbag had deployed, preventing serious injury. Her greatest danger? Sneezing from the bloody white powder hanging in the air.

She rolled down her window. “I’m okay. Did I hit the llama?”

His faces shifted from mildly concerned to gravely concerned.

“You—you don’t remember what happened?”

“Er…I hit a llama?”

“No. Are you sure you’re alright?”

Was there a llama?” she asked.

“That, or a mutant sheep,” he said, grinning. Lily’s vision finally focused. There was only one of him, but he was far handsomer than her blurry vision had given him credit for.

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Lemme just explain this….
In MINECRAFT my brother and I raged again
We burned our house and I saved some pets, my llama, three sheep, and my wolf -name is Hero-
My llama died from my bro wolf killing it QnQ Supah sheep died in fire…
I had two sheep- one blue one red. I names blue, Tom, red one was Tord
Tom went into a fire and died. I yelled at Tord to die w/ him
He died w/ him in fire :D