is that a penguin

i lost my virginity on club penguin. i invited this penguin into my igloo and we both had premium memberships so we had killer outfits and boppin igloos. so we get inside and he’s like “take off ur clothes” and im like “k” so we strip down to our bare penguin ass and then he says “like my pencil?” and that stupid winking emoticon that you could choose out of the like 10 offered and i never forgot that