is that a lie tho

texts from last night: the freshman

ok so i used to do recaps of the freshman in a group text with my friends who had no idea what choices was (lol they still don’t) and i figured i would share some of the highlights for y’all since don’t lie we are all TRASH for this book

note: my entire sense of humor is savagely ripping into things i love so don’t get offended b/c like the freshman characters are my children; also this is entirely just screenshots that i cropped so there is virtually no narrative flow, but such is the price we pay for art

first up: gazeb-hoes, or “later days to the dance i’m gonna go do it in my twin bed (with zig)”

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anonymous asked:

Tom Holland is secretly a cuddly teddy bear cuddler, but also can be mischievous in some way, as in he likes to tickle, as well as give small butterfly kisses that lead onto sweet passionate kisses.

Wow where’s the lie tho?

Idk how people actually get out of warrior cats hell because let me tell you I went 3 years without touching or looking at a warriors book or any sort of warriors related content and STILL managed to think about how pissed off I am about Hollyleaf’s death every single fucking day

sara: i don’t know why we aren’t friends but-

sana: well, firstly bitch, at the penetrators’ party on 16th october 2015 at approximately 19:22, you called a very close friend of mine, vilde hellerud lien, a slut, now, if i remember correctly, which i do, you also,,

The Rebels fandom before the interview™: What is Kallus’ first name??? I need to know!!!

The Rebels fandom after the interview™:

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It’s my wish, that she would choose me as her warrior.