When I was moving into my dorm my mom recruited these random dudes in my dorm to move our super heavy couch and they agreed of course because she's like the tiniest, sweetest, cutest looking woman (those genes didn't make it to me lmao). She looked my roommate dead in the eye and said "you know what this means don't you? You have to sleep with them. All of them." She was totally kidding but my roommate had never met her before and I thought she was gonna faint from the shock.
Omfgggg your mom is wild