is secretly a troll

How to figure out your MBTI type, according to Tumblr

If you play sports, do drugs, regularly injure yourself and have no idea what the words “future” or “long term” mean, you’re an ESTP.

If you are loud, fun, have never had an intelligent thought, and party for 27 hours a day, you’re an ESFP.

If you are a psychopathic bag of internet trolls, secretly are building Frankenstein and/or an Iron Man suit in your basement, and have never had a conversation that wasn’t an argument, you’re an ENTP.

If you eat rainbows and poop butterflies, can’t stop daydreaming about love and/or memes, constantly flake out on others, and have never finished anything in your life, you’re an ENFP.

If you love rules, yelling, unborn babies, crushing the dreams of your NF children, and being emotionally insecure, you’re an ESTJ.

If you are social, caring, and also extremely shallow, fake, and boring, you’re an ESFJ.

If you consider yourself intelligent, occasionally think about the future, and have zero respect for others, you’re an ENTJ.

If you founded a charity to save all the children in Africa and were born with the ability to read minds, you’re an ENFJ.

If you ever go out into the woods in a leather jacket and skinny jeans to build motorcycles with your bare hands you’re an ISTP.

If you have deep feelings, nobody understands you, and you like to get high and draw emotional pictures, you’re an ISFP.

If you have zero feelings, moderate six subreddits, love to procrastinate, and are secretly twelve calculators in a trench coat, you’re an INTP.

If nobody understands your tortured, selfish soul and you write dramatic poetry every waking hour that you don’t turn and toss in bed, wondering if anyone will ever understand your terrible plight of life, you’re an INFP.

If you are quiet, considerate, and literally made of chocolate, you’re an ISFJ.

If you love rules, never have ideas, and are extremely boring, you’re an ISTJ

And if you have ever thought about the future ever and consider yourself at least slightly above average intelligence, well you obviously must be an INTJ.

And finally, if you have ever thought about the future, have feelings, and want to be special, you must be INFJ. Did you know it’s the rarest type?

honestly, i don’t think we appreciate enough that ron was forced to go an entire year without being able to practically try out almost any of the magic he was learning because of his snapped wand. like he still did pretty well in school overall and didn’t suffer any real lasting set-backs from all the time he missed. that’s pretty freaking impressive. 

In the show, Butters Stotch is a generally good-natured, anxious little boy who inevitably ends up getting thrown into extremely fucked-up situations (like being almost murdered by his parents or accidentally causing the murder of the Kardashians). As it turns out, Butters wasn’t added to the show out of a desire to have a more rounded cast – it was the creators’ way of messing with their co-worker. Apparently, as they worked on the show, Stough started getting on Parker and Stone’s nerves with his mild-mannered demeanor and unbearable politeness, so they began picking on him. They’d call him “our little buddy” (which over the years morphed into Butters), mock his voice, and generally do everything short of trapping him inside a locker.

It was only a matter of time before they decided to take this heart-warming instance of workplace bullying to the next level by turning Stough into a character for the other kids to torment. Basically, Butters is Stough if he was an eight-year-old who inexplicably lacked a nose and ears.

While he was firmly opposed to the idea at first, and specifically told Parker and Stone not to add him to the show, today Stough seems to regard Butters’ existence as a harmless bit of friendly ribbing. Yeah, you know, that classic prank where your friends tell millions of people your dad cheats on your mom with other men and they’re both terrible people who psychologically abuse you on a daily basis.

5 Plotlines Where The Creators Secretly Trolled People

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When I find myself in times of trouble, RDJ speaks to me.

Speaking words of shipping, let it be.

anonymous asked:

Honestly with how often Kaito disguises as Shinichi in the movies i wouldn't be surprised if the theory that 'Kudos Shinichi is actually KID' started becoming increasingly more popular among people. KID fans in movie-verse or something having these huge conspiracy theories about it.

This almost certainly happens.  I imagine there are boards on the same KID forums that Sonoko frequent dedicated to it.  You can divide the posters up into a few groups:

1) Proponents of the theory, who a) think it Just Makes Sense, b) think both KID and Kudou are hot and thus feel this simplifies things immensely, or c) are fascinated by the inherent moral quandary presented by a prominent murder detective moonlighting as a nonviolent thief (these people make subforums and debate whether Kudou-as-KID still qualifies as a morally good human and cite philosophers and moral theorists as evidence)

2) Kudou stans, who are offended that anyone thinks that the Great Detective of the East would stOOP TO THEFT

3) KID stans, who are offended that anyone thinks that the Magician Under the Moonlight is secretly a murder detective how boring

4) Trolls (KID himself is included in this category; while he posts reasonable things in other parts of the forum, everything he posts in this area is either nonsense or agitation)

5) Members of the KID Task Force, who sweep the forum for clues and aren’t supposed to post but occasionally argue with the trolls if they insult KID too much (even when people are theorizing that KID is Kudou, which they don’t believe for a second)

6) People with reasonable arguments against the theory, who rarely last more than two weeks (Kudou himself, who posts occasionally under a pseudonym, is an exception to this rule)

(Yes, KID and Kudou have in fact gotten into an internet post war without fully knowing, though both of them had an odd feeling the whole way through.  Kudou just figured there was a draft in Agasa’s lab and Kaito figured it was test anxiety over an upcoming exam he was avoiding preparation for.)

I want to actually fic this but I’m pretty sure I don’t have the time, so I’m releasing it into the wild for now.  Maybe I’ll come back to it, maybe not, but if anyone else wants to take a crack in the meantime, feel free!

Headcanons: Music

Eren: I believe he would listen to really upbeat, passionate music. Something that really gets him pumped and going, some sort of rock anthem or any genre that can inspire him and he can easily relate to.

Armin: Armin would probably enjoy classical music because it’s intellectually stimulating and he can probably play idk how many instruments if we’re being real here.

Jean: He would most likely be into anything really, Jean for the most part wouldn’t really narrow it down to just one genre. Just because he seems like the type to not limit himself musically.

Connie: Connie would probably like rap and hip hop, even though he cannot for the life of him ever accomplish getting through one song without messing up.

Annie: Annie would probably listen to music that encases most of what she feels but doesn’t show. She’s not adverse to listening to a slow, piano song. Of course, if you confront her about it she’ll vehemently deny it.

Bertoldt: Bert would be into the really underground music, the bands or artists that don’t get much recognition, solely because he finds it interesting, or different from all the radio music.

Reiner: Would most likely be into something like EDM, or Trap because he lives for the beat drops.

Sasha: Would most likely listen to pop, and would occasionally play the really obnoxious so ha because they’re catchy. Though at times she finds herself trying to out-do Connie at rapping. (They both fail miserably.)

Mikasa: Mika would most likely like anything that has a soft, mellow tone to it. Maybe an acoustic song with deep, meaningful lyrics.

Christa/Historia: Would be totally ironic if she blasted heavy metal, and hard rock out of the blue. She headbangs and everything.

Ymir: Is head banging right beside her Christa.

Mike: Probably likes bands like Coldplay, or the 1975. Only does it for his aesthetic.

Erwin: Daddy Erwin would probably like really classy music, like Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole, or Cab Calloway. Jazzy, and oldie.

Hanji: Would blast country music just to troll everyone. Secretly likes it a bit, yet she hates it. Has good taste in music, but she has everyone genuinely believing she likes country.

Levi: Levi would most likely be into Old Rock, or 90’s grunge. He can relate to some songs about hardship, and he genuinely appreciates the music from back then as opposed to what comes out on the radio.

merry-the-cookie  asked:

*barges in* what are the sincerely three boys' relationships with memes!! its apparently been decided by fandom that jared is the ultimate meme lord and i like to think he knows all of them, all the vines, all the reaction pics, hes always up to date with em, but??? is he an all memes are good memes type of guy?? is he a meme elitist shaming connor and evan for using outdated memes from two months ago????

and what about connor?? i like to imagine him as a surprisingly memeful guy with a folder of 1k+ pics dedicated to kermit the frog lmao would he be the type to send weird, out of context pics at four am when that insomnia™ hits, only for jared to immediatly respond with an even weirder pic and for evan to send him a confused wtf text when he wakes up???

and evan,, what about him???? i dont know, is he more of a cat videos kind of guy?? or just old video memes like nyan cat?? did he get shamed by his bfs for using a troll face???? or is he secretly the ultimate memelord??? or does he just know nothing at all???? sorry i got carried away lmao its 4am here and i suddently felt the urge to Know

ok there is a Lot to cover ksdjsudj but to keep it brief (and keep this post from aging too badly) ill just focus on each of th boys

ok so jared is a funny guy. he is always cracking jokes (to cover up insecurities and anxieties? we just Dont Know) (hint: he does) Anyways he’s always making light of something. and his favorite way to be a Funny Dude™ is sending stupid memes. he runs a decently-popular facebook meme page, but Gasp: it’s one dedicated to wholesome memes.

he unironically Loves those wholesome memes. like ya Ofensive™ ones get u attention but u know what makes u feel good?? posting 11 ‘i love my bf’ memes in a row

but he also is up to date on current memes. he sends them at ungodly hours (mostly to connor, who he knows is also up) and they have full god damn conversations with shitty memes. evan wakes up witht heir group chat blown the fuck up and is just like. why.

connor is a sap for these wholesome memes but also is like. super into depression memes (sidenote why is that i sentence i’ve ever had 2 write lmao). he cracks the hell up at like. fucking w/ the content awareness settings and memes where they make ppls eyes glow (what are they called theyre fuckinf funny) and ‘whomst’ memes. 

he also loves cryptid memes and will send them to jared at 3 am.straight up he has a groupchat w him and evan and jared where he goes outside, takes blurry ass pictures and captions them all “cryptid spotted”. 

evan ends up making mini memes between the three of them honestly. he’ll find a weird picture and send it to the gc and immediately connor and jared are like “CURSED IMAGE” and its spammed 20 times and its great. evan ends up being a collector of cursed images and it becomes a meme in and of itself.

he also likes and saves all of jareds wholesome “i love my bfs” memes and even attempts to make some. theyre sort of niche and maybe out of date but connor and jared Adore them ok

When Saeran is Mistaken for Saeyoung after Dying His Hair Red Again.
  • Zen: *throws arm around him* So about that Tripter bot! Can I give you some pictures to put on it? ^^
  • Saeran: What are you talking about?
  • Zen: Quit pretending like you don't know, you confessed you were behind it.
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Zen: Hahaha, you're so funny.
  • Saeran: And you're a moron.
  • Zen: Oh. You are Saeran.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jumin: Get away from Elizabeth the Third. Why the hell are you in my apartment, Saeyoung?! Out!
  • Saeran: Saeyoung told me to come give you this piece of paper. The bodyguards let me in. Your cat likes me. I don't know why.
  • Jumin: Saeyoung sent Saeyoung over? Quit acting, Saeyoung and put her down!
  • Saeran: Here, cat. Be careful getting down. I'm leaving now.
  • Jumin: So easily, Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *sighs*
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows sadly after Saeran*
  • Jumin: That wasn't Saeyoung, was it?
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows exasperatedly*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Yoosung: Hey, Saeyoung, how did you do on LOLOL last night?!
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Yoosung: Okay! How did you do on LOLOL last night, other Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *groans*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jaehee: *opens mouth as Saeran walks into cafe*
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung!
  • Jaehee: Can you do mixed coffee drinks if you have a book?
  • Saeran: Uh.
  • Jaehee: That's a yes. I need help. You're hired. Get to work.
  • Saeran: *sighs, again*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • V: ....
  • Saeran: You can't even see! I'm not Saeyoung!
  • V: Ouch.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Rika: Hi!
  • Saeran: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DEVIL WOMAN!
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Vanderwood: ......
  • Saeran: ......
  • Vanderwood: So....
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Vanderwood: Right. Sorry about last time! You all look so much alike!
  • Saeran: You're. A. Moron.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • MC: Hi, Saeran!
  • Saeran: MARRY ME!
  • MC: *confused as to why Saeran is suddenly clinging to her after he visited the others to drop off things Saeyoung had "borrowed" from them*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: Hi, second Saeyoung!
  • Saeran: I hate all of you.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: *secretly told all the members he would be the one visiting them* *troll*
wanna one as members of a symphony orchestra.

A/N: as a classical musician myself, i had so much fun doing this! i apologise beforehand if i’ve made errors with any of the instruments.. i would like to think i know enough about an entire orchestra to write about it… but one can never be too sure! (do let me know if there are errors anywhere, please! i will appreciate you iMMENSELY)
+ purely based on my imagination.


yoon jisung - violin/viola
the conductor literally couldn’t find enough viola students in the music institute so he rang up his pal yoon jisung, who is in his final… and i mean, final year of study. jisung was originally a violin player, but could easily adjust to the viola in a short amount of time. it worked out well though, because he really needed the extra orchestra experience/credit points in order to complete his degree. he’d be the responsible one - constantly helping out the other two younger, less experienced violas players. das right you know he’d be flirting with the cello girls much to minhyun’s disgust

ha sungwoon - french horn
ok why is this guy still here? the conductor was pretty sure he’s already got his bachelor degree last semester but… voila - he turns up to the first rehearsal like nothing’s changed. uh. i mean.. not that the conductor is complaining or anything, sungwoon’s literally the best french horn player in the entire music institute, so it’s great he’s not already whisked away by the marching band or the rowdy jazz bands. a loyal h*e to the symphony orchestra. grown attached to the younger frenchies so i guess that’s why he’s still sticking around. challenges freshmen to do cover battles with him. everyone loves him (who doesnt tbh)

hwang minhyun - cello
he’s nearing his final year of study, but is very lowkey about everything. everyone basically knows him and he basically knows everyone too.. but?? they don’t know much about him apart from the fact that he’s pretty amazing on the cello? super handsome and all the girls and boys lowkey highkey have crushes on him. probably the reason why there’s been an influx of cello players in the orchestra. if only some could pick up the viola smh. is gonna make it to julliard one day. you bet you’d see him in the julliard symphony orchestra on the television one day. y’all just wait and see. secretly in a rock band with the other nu’est boys. but even in a rock band he still plays the cello. yes, an electric cello. 

ong seongwoo - trombone
literally friends with everyone!!! the guys, the girls, the strings, the woodwinds, the brass, the conductor… e v e r y o n e !! always makes trombone jokes 25/8. “what do you call an arrogant trombonist? … a brass-hole”. makes the trumpeters laugh though, which is bad because they would go on the laugh for a long time after everyone else stopped… and everyone would know seongwoo was at fault so… he’d be in trouble. but not really. because everyone liked him too much? would attempt to befriend all the freshies, but sometimes scares them away with his jokes. bffs with daniel!! always the one to cover for kangdan’s lateness and missed rehearsals. sometimes want to throw his trombone at his best friend (but obviously doesn’t. it’s too precious to him). named his trombone but tells everyone it’s a secret “of course i can’t tell you!! tina only has eyes for me. oh wait - ”

kim jaehwan - tuba
the cool af dude who has a psychopathic scream, plays the one irreplaceable brass instrument of the orchestra!! literally the only tuba in the orchestra after the other tubist graduated last year… so .. he’s on his own!! not that anyone’s complaining.. because he’s skilled af. the conductor discovered him playing simple scales in one of the practice rooms during his freshman year, and decided this boy had potential to go Big, so he personally invited him to join the orchestra (sans audition!!). he wasn’t wrong about jaehwan’s talents. ;^) the marching band had their eyes on him for the longest time but like sungwoon, he’s Loyal™.

kang daniel - clarinet
one of the coolest kids in college but was dragged to audition by his high school buddy/best friend seongwoo. he obviously got in because he has them skills!! but when the pink sausage™ duo started goofing around in the first rehearsal, daniel almost regretted joining. stayed for seongwoo and more so because he needed those extra credit points. loves music too much anyway so he’s not complaining. also actually a bit of a goofball. on the Rare occasions when he would turn up to rehearsal on time, you know the clarinet section would be extra !! giggly !! cue kangdan’s Cheesy Pickup Lines™. tbh most of the other clarinet players are girls. i wonder why.

park jihoon - violin
freshman. scouted by the conductor during the official orchestra auditions. came in with his best friend woojin and insisted on playing a duet for audition. his request was sadly denied so he had to do a solo. blew the conductor away on the first note!!! played a violin rendition of a chopin nocturne!! wasn’t a tricky piece at all but dAMnMNnn bOII… the feels. the emotions. the passion legit made the conductor tear up. needless to say, he completely aced the audition!!! violin prodigy right here!!! directly landed the position of concertmaster / first desk and shares desk with woojin. often comes to rehearsal as a pink sausage™.

park woojin - violin
jihoon’s best friend and desk mate. entertains amazes the rest of the orchestra with their amazing duets. completes the pink sausage™ duo. yes, he comes to rehearsal as a pink sausage™ too. manages the sausages’ youtube cover channel. uploads crack vids of random orchestra members so watch out if woojin comes to rehearsal with a camcorder… he’s probably recording everyone… but mostly jisung tbh. substitute first violin if jihoon ever fell sick on performance days or if he missed rehearsal. the conductor secretly regret assigning them to the same desk. sometimes trolls the rest of the orchestra by tuning them to the wrong note. and gives poor daehwi a heart attack because he thought he broke the piano

bae jinyoung - flute/piccolo
that one super cute, tall, gentle freshman in the woodwinds section. blew the conductor away with his audition piece which was a mozart piece for flute. also managed to play a bit of piccolo in high school so guess who’s that one and only piccolo in the orchestra!! (literally jumped in and replaced the existing piccolo player because she’s too swooned by his perfection and talents… and couldn’t stop giggling during the first performance because jinyoung was That Close to her!!! smh. me tbh.) would smile so widely when the conductor compliments him and the violinists would literally grin with him (even if they’re in the strings section gdi) because his smile is just! so! contagious!

lee daehwi - piano
another freshman!! nobody expected him to rank first amongst 128374345 other talented pianists who came to the audition, but… he did, and showed everyone who’s boss. sight reading skills is A+++. amazes the heck out of everyone with how fast he learns music… because duhh… he’s lee daehwi, the one who won the hunger games, symph orch piano edition. loved by most of the people in the orchestra, especially the seniors who play the violin, sitting closest to the piano. obvs good friends with the percussionists as well but don’t really know what to do about guanlin tbh.. the freestyler…  daehwi is all about following the music sheet, keeping to rhythm and playing what he practiced. slightly obsessed with jinyoung in the flutes but what’s new tbh

lai guanlin - percussion
doesn’t really know why he’s here. confused most of the time, but is a super super fast learner. 1/3 of the percussionists. assigned to be on the timpani so he’s gotta be super on top of everything. in the first rehearsal he missed a beat so he was two bars behind for the entire piece. when everyone else finished, he still had more to play. basically earned himself a mini solo (which he aced and extended it into a five bar freestyle drum solo). almost made everyone deaf and sent half of the tension screws on the drum flying.. guess who had to clean up afterward!! on the conductor’s black list but literally everyone wants to be his friend. such swagger, much loved.

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Crossover: Poirot shows up at The Cross Keys inn

ASKJHASJKH I’m dying; this post made me realise Kova’s name may well have been a cat pun/play on “Avocado.”

Kova -> Avok -> Avocatto


Voltron Crew + Cat puns, yessss, thank you; Lotor’s crew are secretly a pack of trolling memes, and I am here for this, sign me up x1000

A Homestuck AU idea

No Sgrub Alternia has been done before
But just imagine

Feferi slowly becoming more violent and bitter over time as her responsibilities, stress, and biology get to her. You can’t hold authority on a harsh empire without cracking a few skulls. She is too nice for the empire

Eridan never left Alternia, swearing allegiance as an Orphaner to feed Feferi’s lusus. Eventually Feferi calls for the best shot in the empire, forcing him off of Altneria for the first time

Gamzee seeing the violent side to his cult and learns to despise it. He gives sopor slime to persuade his brothers and sisters when not enraged. He kicks his addiction and uses sopor as a temporary tool to have others see the light.
He becomes the 3rd Messiah that starts a war amongst purplebloods.

Equius learning to hone his strength under imperial training. He doesn’t get a bow, he gets a ballista that he carries around on his back

Vriska creating her own space pirate armada, becoming an annoying thorn for Feferi. A whole star system falls to her planetary pirates thanks to a weakening empire due to multiple revolutions going on

Terezi becomes a star legisclacerator, starring in countless live trials on tv. She is tasked with finding and bringing a certain piece of yellow-blooded property to justice

Kanaya becomes a patron mother taking care of the mother grub. She secretly takes a mother grub to create a colony of free trolls and mutants. She nurtures and protects their ever growing numbers, using her rainbow drinker biology to her advantage during the day

Nepeta becomes a famed hunter, a capable killer of any beast. She become an imperial scout to analyze alien life before the empire invades

Sollux’s psionics are used to power a large war machine laser. He has escaped through unknown means

Tavros is used to ranch and feed war beasts. He learns that the animals are being used in an animal fighting ring and stages a work animal revolution, making a whole planet dominated by powerful alien monsters

Aradia becomes known as the 2nd greate demon (following her ancestor’s path) and haunts people from across a solar system. Her spirit based abilities make her an ideal messenger for a new revolution. She lives deep within a mysterious alien catacomb making a nutrient and resource rich planet untouchable

Karkat becomes the 2nd signless, leading a new revolution against those in charge

Eridan is tasked with eliminating Vriska
Equius and Nepeta are sent to deal with Tavros
Terezi is sent to capture Sollux somewhere within Aradia’s haunted star system
Gamzee is waging a holy war against his former religion
Meanwhile Karkat is tasked with bringing everyone together as the new Signless

Karkat unifies everyone on a grand quest to settle everything
Eventually him and Fef meet, she horribly wounds Aradia (just like how the Condesce killed the Handmaid) and KK jogs her memory of when they were all once good friends, upset at who she became and what they all have done in the sweeps after they left Alternia
She realizes how bitter she has grown and breaks down, crying
Eridan and Sollux comfort her
Feferi kisses Aradia, extending her life as Kanaya treats her wound.

Everyone gathers around in a big circle and make the zodiac.

The End.

I just really want this, ok?

anonymous asked:

Homestuck game theory topic ideas karkat is secretly a highblood, trolls are jades hallucinations, heres how johnrose can still win, sburb is actually the sims *links ten part video series about how dark the sims are*, and the classic john is sans five part theory video

john is sans is so ridiculous obvisiouls terezi is sans