How to figure out your MBTI type, according to Tumblr
If you play sports, do drugs, regularly injure yourself and have no idea what the words “future” or “long term” mean, you’re an ESTP.
If you are loud, fun, have never had an intelligent thought, and party for 27 hours a day, you’re an ESFP.
If you are a psychopathic bag of internet trolls, secretly are building Frankenstein and/or an Iron Man suit in your basement, and have never had a conversation that wasn’t an argument, you’re an ENTP.
If you eat rainbows and poop butterflies, can’t stop daydreaming about love and/or memes, constantly flake out on others, and have never finished anything in your life, you’re an ENFP.
If you love rules, yelling, unborn babies, crushing the dreams of your NF children, and being emotionally insecure, you’re an ESTJ.
If you are social, caring, and also extremely shallow, fake, and boring, you’re an ESFJ.
If you consider yourself intelligent, occasionally think about the future, and have zero respect for others, you’re an ENTJ.
If you founded a charity to save all the children in Africa and were born with the ability to read minds, you’re an ENFJ.
If you ever go out into the woods in a leather jacket and skinny jeans to build motorcycles with your bare hands you’re an ISTP.
If you have deep feelings, nobody understands you, and you like to get high and draw emotional pictures, you’re an ISFP.
If you have zero feelings, moderate six subreddits, love to procrastinate, and are secretly twelve calculators in a trench coat, you’re an INTP.
If nobody understands your tortured, selfish soul and you write dramatic poetry every waking hour that you don’t turn and toss in bed, wondering if anyone will ever understand your terrible plight of life, you’re an INFP.
If you are quiet, considerate, and literally made of chocolate, you’re an ISFJ.
If you love rules, never have ideas, and are extremely boring, you’re an ISTJ
And if you have ever thought about the future ever and consider yourself at least slightly above average intelligence, well you obviously must be an INTJ.
And finally, if you have ever thought about the future, have feelings, and want to be special, you must be INFJ. Did you know it’s the rarest type?