is secretly a troll

In the show, Butters Stotch is a generally good-natured, anxious little boy who inevitably ends up getting thrown into extremely fucked-up situations (like being almost murdered by his parents or accidentally causing the murder of the Kardashians). As it turns out, Butters wasn’t added to the show out of a desire to have a more rounded cast – it was the creators’ way of messing with their co-worker. Apparently, as they worked on the show, Stough started getting on Parker and Stone’s nerves with his mild-mannered demeanor and unbearable politeness, so they began picking on him. They’d call him “our little buddy” (which over the years morphed into Butters), mock his voice, and generally do everything short of trapping him inside a locker.

It was only a matter of time before they decided to take this heart-warming instance of workplace bullying to the next level by turning Stough into a character for the other kids to torment. Basically, Butters is Stough if he was an eight-year-old who inexplicably lacked a nose and ears.

While he was firmly opposed to the idea at first, and specifically told Parker and Stone not to add him to the show, today Stough seems to regard Butters’ existence as a harmless bit of friendly ribbing. Yeah, you know, that classic prank where your friends tell millions of people your dad cheats on your mom with other men and they’re both terrible people who psychologically abuse you on a daily basis.

5 Plotlines Where The Creators Secretly Trolled People

honestly, i don’t think we appreciate enough that ron was forced to go an entire year without being able to practically try out almost any of the magic he was learning because of his snapped wand. like he still did pretty well in school overall and didn’t suffer any real lasting set-backs from all the time he missed. that’s pretty freaking impressive. 

anonymous asked:

Honestly with how often Kaito disguises as Shinichi in the movies i wouldn't be surprised if the theory that 'Kudos Shinichi is actually KID' started becoming increasingly more popular among people. KID fans in movie-verse or something having these huge conspiracy theories about it.

This almost certainly happens.  I imagine there are boards on the same KID forums that Sonoko frequent dedicated to it.  You can divide the posters up into a few groups:

1) Proponents of the theory, who a) think it Just Makes Sense, b) think both KID and Kudou are hot and thus feel this simplifies things immensely, or c) are fascinated by the inherent moral quandary presented by a prominent murder detective moonlighting as a nonviolent thief (these people make subforums and debate whether Kudou-as-KID still qualifies as a morally good human and cite philosophers and moral theorists as evidence)

2) Kudou stans, who are offended that anyone thinks that the Great Detective of the East would stOOP TO THEFT

3) KID stans, who are offended that anyone thinks that the Magician Under the Moonlight is secretly a murder detective how boring

4) Trolls (KID himself is included in this category; while he posts reasonable things in other parts of the forum, everything he posts in this area is either nonsense or agitation)

5) Members of the KID Task Force, who sweep the forum for clues and aren’t supposed to post but occasionally argue with the trolls if they insult KID too much (even when people are theorizing that KID is Kudou, which they don’t believe for a second)

6) People with reasonable arguments against the theory, who rarely last more than two weeks (Kudou himself, who posts occasionally under a pseudonym, is an exception to this rule)

(Yes, KID and Kudou have in fact gotten into an internet post war without fully knowing, though both of them had an odd feeling the whole way through.  Kudou just figured there was a draft in Agasa’s lab and Kaito figured it was test anxiety over an upcoming exam he was avoiding preparation for.)

I want to actually fic this but I’m pretty sure I don’t have the time, so I’m releasing it into the wild for now.  Maybe I’ll come back to it, maybe not, but if anyone else wants to take a crack in the meantime, feel free!

Headcanons: Music

Eren: I believe he would listen to really upbeat, passionate music. Something that really gets him pumped and going, some sort of rock anthem or any genre that can inspire him and he can easily relate to.

Armin: Armin would probably enjoy classical music because it’s intellectually stimulating and he can probably play idk how many instruments if we’re being real here.

Jean: He would most likely be into anything really, Jean for the most part wouldn’t really narrow it down to just one genre. Just because he seems like the type to not limit himself musically.

Connie: Connie would probably like rap and hip hop, even though he cannot for the life of him ever accomplish getting through one song without messing up.

Annie: Annie would probably listen to music that encases most of what she feels but doesn’t show. She’s not adverse to listening to a slow, piano song. Of course, if you confront her about it she’ll vehemently deny it.

Bertoldt: Bert would be into the really underground music, the bands or artists that don’t get much recognition, solely because he finds it interesting, or different from all the radio music.

Reiner: Would most likely be into something like EDM, or Trap because he lives for the beat drops.

Sasha: Would most likely listen to pop, and would occasionally play the really obnoxious so ha because they’re catchy. Though at times she finds herself trying to out-do Connie at rapping. (They both fail miserably.)

Mikasa: Mika would most likely like anything that has a soft, mellow tone to it. Maybe an acoustic song with deep, meaningful lyrics.

Christa/Historia: Would be totally ironic if she blasted heavy metal, and hard rock out of the blue. She headbangs and everything.

Ymir: Is head banging right beside her Christa.

Mike: Probably likes bands like Coldplay, or the 1975. Only does it for his aesthetic.

Erwin: Daddy Erwin would probably like really classy music, like Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole, or Cab Calloway. Jazzy, and oldie.

Hanji: Would blast country music just to troll everyone. Secretly likes it a bit, yet she hates it. Has good taste in music, but she has everyone genuinely believing she likes country.

Levi: Levi would most likely be into Old Rock, or 90’s grunge. He can relate to some songs about hardship, and he genuinely appreciates the music from back then as opposed to what comes out on the radio.

~Scar

merry-the-cookie  asked:

*barges in* what are the sincerely three boys' relationships with memes!! its apparently been decided by fandom that jared is the ultimate meme lord and i like to think he knows all of them, all the vines, all the reaction pics, hes always up to date with em, but??? is he an all memes are good memes type of guy?? is he a meme elitist shaming connor and evan for using outdated memes from two months ago????

and what about connor?? i like to imagine him as a surprisingly memeful guy with a folder of 1k+ pics dedicated to kermit the frog lmao would he be the type to send weird, out of context pics at four am when that insomnia™ hits, only for jared to immediatly respond with an even weirder pic and for evan to send him a confused wtf text when he wakes up???

and evan,, what about him???? i dont know, is he more of a cat videos kind of guy?? or just old video memes like nyan cat?? did he get shamed by his bfs for using a troll face???? or is he secretly the ultimate memelord??? or does he just know nothing at all???? sorry i got carried away lmao its 4am here and i suddently felt the urge to Know

ok there is a Lot to cover ksdjsudj but to keep it brief (and keep this post from aging too badly) ill just focus on each of th boys

ok so jared is a funny guy. he is always cracking jokes (to cover up insecurities and anxieties? we just Dont Know) (hint: he does) Anyways he’s always making light of something. and his favorite way to be a Funny Dude™ is sending stupid memes. he runs a decently-popular facebook meme page, but Gasp: it’s one dedicated to wholesome memes.

he unironically Loves those wholesome memes. like ya Ofensive™ ones get u attention but u know what makes u feel good?? posting 11 ‘i love my bf’ memes in a row

but he also is up to date on current memes. he sends them at ungodly hours (mostly to connor, who he knows is also up) and they have full god damn conversations with shitty memes. evan wakes up witht heir group chat blown the fuck up and is just like. why.

connor is a sap for these wholesome memes but also is like. super into depression memes (sidenote why is that i sentence i’ve ever had 2 write lmao). he cracks the hell up at like. fucking w/ the content awareness settings and memes where they make ppls eyes glow (what are they called theyre fuckinf funny) and ‘whomst’ memes. 

he also loves cryptid memes and will send them to jared at 3 am.straight up he has a groupchat w him and evan and jared where he goes outside, takes blurry ass pictures and captions them all “cryptid spotted”. 

evan ends up making mini memes between the three of them honestly. he’ll find a weird picture and send it to the gc and immediately connor and jared are like “CURSED IMAGE” and its spammed 20 times and its great. evan ends up being a collector of cursed images and it becomes a meme in and of itself.

he also likes and saves all of jareds wholesome “i love my bfs” memes and even attempts to make some. theyre sort of niche and maybe out of date but connor and jared Adore them ok

When Saeran is Mistaken for Saeyoung after Dying His Hair Red Again.
  • Zen: *throws arm around him* So about that Tripter bot! Can I give you some pictures to put on it? ^^
  • Saeran: What are you talking about?
  • Zen: Quit pretending like you don't know, you confessed you were behind it.
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Zen: Hahaha, you're so funny.
  • Saeran: And you're a moron.
  • Zen: Oh. You are Saeran.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jumin: Get away from Elizabeth the Third. Why the hell are you in my apartment, Saeyoung?! Out!
  • Saeran: Saeyoung told me to come give you this piece of paper. The bodyguards let me in. Your cat likes me. I don't know why.
  • Jumin: Saeyoung sent Saeyoung over? Quit acting, Saeyoung and put her down!
  • Saeran: Here, cat. Be careful getting down. I'm leaving now.
  • Jumin: So easily, Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *sighs*
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows sadly after Saeran*
  • Jumin: That wasn't Saeyoung, was it?
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows exasperatedly*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Yoosung: Hey, Saeyoung, how did you do on LOLOL last night?!
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Yoosung: Okay! How did you do on LOLOL last night, other Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *groans*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jaehee: *opens mouth as Saeran walks into cafe*
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung!
  • Jaehee: Can you do mixed coffee drinks if you have a book?
  • Saeran: Uh.
  • Jaehee: That's a yes. I need help. You're hired. Get to work.
  • Saeran: *sighs, again*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • V: ....
  • Saeran: You can't even see! I'm not Saeyoung!
  • V: Ouch.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Rika: Hi!
  • Saeran: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DEVIL WOMAN!
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Vanderwood: ......
  • Saeran: ......
  • Vanderwood: So....
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Vanderwood: Right. Sorry about last time! You all look so much alike!
  • Saeran: You're. A. Moron.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • MC: Hi, Saeran!
  • Saeran: MARRY ME!
  • MC: *confused as to why Saeran is suddenly clinging to her after he visited the others to drop off things Saeyoung had "borrowed" from them*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: Hi, second Saeyoung!
  • Saeran: I hate all of you.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: *secretly told all the members he would be the one visiting them* *troll*

anonymous asked:

Homestuck game theory topic ideas karkat is secretly a highblood, trolls are jades hallucinations, heres how johnrose can still win, sburb is actually the sims *links ten part video series about how dark the sims are*, and the classic john is sans five part theory video

john is sans is so ridiculous obvisiouls terezi is sans

A Homestuck AU idea

No Sgrub Alternia has been done before
But just imagine

Feferi slowly becoming more violent and bitter over time as her responsibilities, stress, and biology get to her. You can’t hold authority on a harsh empire without cracking a few skulls. She is too nice for the empire

Eridan never left Alternia, swearing allegiance as an Orphaner to feed Feferi’s lusus. Eventually Feferi calls for the best shot in the empire, forcing him off of Altneria for the first time

Gamzee seeing the violent side to his cult and learns to despise it. He gives sopor slime to persuade his brothers and sisters when not enraged. He kicks his addiction and uses sopor as a temporary tool to have others see the light.
He becomes the 3rd Messiah that starts a war amongst purplebloods.

Equius learning to hone his strength under imperial training. He doesn’t get a bow, he gets a ballista that he carries around on his back

Vriska creating her own space pirate armada, becoming an annoying thorn for Feferi. A whole star system falls to her planetary pirates thanks to a weakening empire due to multiple revolutions going on

Terezi becomes a star legisclacerator, starring in countless live trials on tv. She is tasked with finding and bringing a certain piece of yellow-blooded property to justice

Kanaya becomes a patron mother taking care of the mother grub. She secretly takes a mother grub to create a colony of free trolls and mutants. She nurtures and protects their ever growing numbers, using her rainbow drinker biology to her advantage during the day

Nepeta becomes a famed hunter, a capable killer of any beast. She become an imperial scout to analyze alien life before the empire invades

Sollux’s psionics are used to power a large war machine laser. He has escaped through unknown means

Tavros is used to ranch and feed war beasts. He learns that the animals are being used in an animal fighting ring and stages a work animal revolution, making a whole planet dominated by powerful alien monsters

Aradia becomes known as the 2nd greate demon (following her ancestor’s path) and haunts people from across a solar system. Her spirit based abilities make her an ideal messenger for a new revolution. She lives deep within a mysterious alien catacomb making a nutrient and resource rich planet untouchable

Karkat becomes the 2nd signless, leading a new revolution against those in charge

Eridan is tasked with eliminating Vriska
Equius and Nepeta are sent to deal with Tavros
Terezi is sent to capture Sollux somewhere within Aradia’s haunted star system
Gamzee is waging a holy war against his former religion
Meanwhile Karkat is tasked with bringing everyone together as the new Signless

Karkat unifies everyone on a grand quest to settle everything
Eventually him and Fef meet, she horribly wounds Aradia (just like how the Condesce killed the Handmaid) and KK jogs her memory of when they were all once good friends, upset at who she became and what they all have done in the sweeps after they left Alternia
She realizes how bitter she has grown and breaks down, crying
Eridan and Sollux comfort her
Feferi kisses Aradia, extending her life as Kanaya treats her wound.

Everyone gathers around in a big circle and make the zodiac.

The End.

I just really want this, ok?

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Crossover: Poirot shows up at The Cross Keys inn

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When I find myself in times of trouble, RDJ speaks to me.

Speaking words of shipping, let it be.

exo college!au headcanons

a request! i’m a total sucker for college!au exo tbh…… leggo

MASTERLIST




1. sehun : is totally not a morning person so he’ll be late for class and sometimes he doesn’t even show up at all. secretly wants to do well in school but also wants to party till the sundown (he can do this all night long baby!!!~11).  he’ll borrow a shit ton of stationery from people but forget to return them and he NEVER cleans his room. rooms with chen, they try to keep the room clean but their definition of clean ain’t very…. clean…… sehun is a night owl and you’ll see him online on facebook at 5 in the morning when he has a class at 7

2. jongin would try for school but isn’t very persistent. he’s the type who would go all ‘oh i’ll finish this paper by today’ but ends up writing only half of it and spends his remaining time playing pokemon instead. he probably takes all the easy classes but he has one class that is hard as fuck but he somehow aces it and surpasses everyone else because this is the charm of jongin (~~: rooms with yixing, they do the laundry once in a while when they feel like it, and sometimes yixing cooks but then that’s about it lol. ALSO!!! HE will sneak in his dogs i mean cmon

3. kyungsoo…… idk he’s the kind to have a studyblr but not rly????? idk??? i bet his handwriting would b hella neat though!!! and he looks like the kind to be absolute shit at math but tops the class in humanities (think geog, hist, lit, social studies, etc). might be a secret stationery fanatic (MILDLINERS n moleskins) and keeps his work neat and tidy rooms with minseok and they generally keep the place tidy, they have a good dynamic and they take turns cooking and cleaning and sit around with warm drinks (~~:

4. chanyeol seems like the secretly smart kind… he’s the kid with the weird twitchy eye and crazy hair colours, but he’s gonna score full marks on pop quizzes and ace tests :)))) i don’t see him as much of a party animal because he’d prefer homely gatherings with loads of comfort food and maybe a movie but that’s just white noise. he doesn’t look like the type to study but he’ll do well because he knows his goals and what to do to achieve them!! o and he rooms with suho and they secretly NERD OUT TOGETHER

5. chen chen is the class troll (~~: but he seems helpful idk .. he’ll help people with math and stuff. he’s a sweetheart and that helps when he needs deadline extensions. sometimes will visit professors during office hours just to talk to them and they have a good laugh about everything. everyone loves jongdae and would want to bring him out to lunch because he is a cutie patootie!! he’ll also sing in a band or something, a smoll band with just a few people. 

6. baekhyun will be part of the student union, preparing study packs and all! he has his own room because his mom opted for it (wouldn’t want him fooling around unnecessarily) but he likes the peace and quiet because as extroverted as baekhyun is he would want some time alone to focus and concentrate. he seems the type to be secretly very stressed about everything, including doing well in school because he wouldn’t want to let anyone down. sings in the band with chen

7. yixing would be like a cute lil lost sheep like during orientation he might accidentally end up in the girls’ washroom because he was in a hurry and the male toilets in his old school were all on the east wing DAMMIT!! he works part time at the on campus froyo shop and he’s generous with toppings and sauce (~~: a lot of girls ask for his number but he rejects them because he needs to study. yixing is a hardcore mugger and his efforts certainly pay off and i think his female classmates are either a) thirsting for him n his hot bod or b) thirsting to be his mom and tuck him in bed with a bowl of strawberry yoghurt or smth

8. suho would work his ass off like let’s b real here. he’s officially the smartest person in exo and he would also be part of the student union! i bet he’s so smart he even finds errors in textbooks. he also hardly ever writes in his textbooks because he wants to hand them down to needy students who aren’t as well off, yes that’s how much of an angel he is. he also encourages the people around him to work hard, and he willingly shares his notes with everyone what a cutie

9. minseok would b the coolest guy ever!?!?! no rly he would show up to class in raglan shirts and raglan shirts only and everybody wonders if he runs through his entire wardrobe in a week or he has multiple copies of the same shirt. anyways he is sleek and somewhat cold on the outside but he’s actually friendly and warm but he needs time to warm up to people. everybody wants to be his friend because he makes good coffee and because he is so mysterious. would get pretty decent grades and eats lunch with different professors every week cos he’s cool like that B)

So about that Voltron leak.......

I was never worried about Shiro being dead (everyone loves Space Dad) but I guess  this means that the “Shiro has become one with Black Lion” theory is debunked. Darn it!

In all seriousness are we sure it’s legit and not a hoax? As others have pointed out the writers may have secretly hired Alex Hirsch (or were inspired by his stunt) to troll us. 

Any time a guy who’s significantly smaller than I am (twink, chaser, otter, thin, lean muscle), sends me a message on any of my dating profiles, I get really paranoid that he’s just trolling me to secretly make fun of my weight or my body. So even if I do find him attractive and want to talk to him, I decide to ignore him because I’d rather live with “what if” than possibly being laughed at or made fun of.

I try really hard to stay positive about my body and love myself, but sometimes I wish I could trade this body in for something more acceptable and well-liked. 😔