is manly as hell

There’s a trend on tumblr that is more than rampant, and since it’s been going on for so fucking long i feel the need to speak on it.

Tumblr hates trans men.

“But thehomosexuals!” you might be screaming. “I see positivity posts every 5 minutes on my dash! They’re always saying trans men are valid!” And to that I’d ask you how many of those were about trans men, and how many of those were about feminine trans men.

If you said that more than 90% of those posts are for feminine trans men, then you are definitey using the same website as I and thousands of other trans men are.

Now, feminine trans men are so fucking valid and they deserve all the love and support, but when every single positivity post is about feminine trans men….. that kind of reaks of something more malicious. While it’s true that feminine trans men would face more discrimination for wanting to adhere to traditionally feminine things while also identifying as a male, there’s something more insidious going on.

It’s not an unknown fact that tumblr has ill will toward every sect of men. It’s went beyond the type of “down with cis” joking attitude to actual malicious will. And in my opinion (and others opinions as well, believe me this isn’t the first time i’ve brought this up to anyone), this is bordering on fetishization and erasure.

there are people on this website who are more than happy to praise feminine trans men for their femininity, but the minute a trans man wants to be more “traditionally masculine” theyre seen as disgusting and horrible and adhering to toxic masculinity. there are people on here who believe that feminine trans men are superior and Braver. there are people on here who think masculine trans men deserve fuck all and could basically be the cisgender people of the transgender community. there are people on here who use feminine trans men as a token that they don’t hate men, when really theyre attracted to the “female” aspects of their identity and erase the fact that they are men from their minds.

you heard me right. there are people on here who use the femininity of some trans men to erase the fact that they are still men. there will be post after post saying that men who look like women are wonderful. not valid as men, not manly as hell, they’re wonderful. and thats true, but theyre still men. theyre not your UwU babbies to love and cherish like little newborns. they are not women. they are not for your eyes. they have their own identity.

again, im gonna end this with the fact that feminine trans men are wonderful and valid and theyre still manly as hell even if they adhere to all “traditionally feminine” things. they are still men. they are still valid.

and using feminine trans men as your scapegoat for “not hating men” while simultaneously only harping on the “female” aspects of their identity is transphobic.

to my fellow transmasculine asian ppl

don’t be discouraged when westerners’ masculine makeup tutorials and the like don’t work for you

don’t let the shitty stereotype that asian boys “look like girls” bring you down

if you have soft features it doesn’t make you any less of a man

if u wanna be a soft pretty boy, nice!! if u wanna be a tough manly dude, rad!!! wanna be both?!?! hell yeah!!!!

don’t hold urself to western ideals of masculinity or androgyny! u are valid!

Hamilton Characters as Things Said in My Class
  • Alexander Hamilton: School can't kill me if I kill myself first!
  • Aaron Burr: I DON'T CARE IF THE FUCKING FIRE ALARM WENT OFF I'M READING
  • John Laurens: Everything would be so much better if everyone were just turtles...
  • James Madison: I GOT A PAPERCUT I'M GOING TO DIE
  • Hercules Mulligan: Sewing should be considered a manly sport
  • Thomas Jefferson: How the hell do you even pronounce bagel wrong. (*person says bagel with a short a*) OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO SET YOU ON FIRE!
  • Lafayette: I've come all the way from France to say 'oui-oui shut the fuck up'.
  • Eliza: Hang on, I gotta go stop a homicide. Keep dealing the cards without me.
  • Angelica: I will cut your dick off with safety scissors if I hear one more word from you
  • Peggy: Pick me! I'm alive!
  • King George III: *climbs on a table with wheels* PUSH ME, PEASANTS!
  • Washington: I AM GEORGE WASHINGDONE WITH YOUR ATTITUDE
  • Philip: We'll take this ouTside after school! Actually please don't. I'm joking... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT.
  • Maria: RED IS THE BEST COLOUR. *starts to list every reason imaginable* FIGHT ME

anonymous asked:

how can i make myself think periods r manly?

You have a duderus, and the fact that you bleed once a month is manly as hell. Most cis boys would freak out if they bled for a week straight once a month. That much pain too?? Only the manliest of men could get through that mess. You’re super strong for surviving and still managing to go through normal life at the same time.

askatruegryffindor  asked:

Lemony Snicket from out of nowhere: Of course, in this case, "I’m manly as hell." was only meant to reassure. They have never been more smol and curly than that photo suggested. Here, the saying "manly as hell" could be defined as "Yes, I was once and still continue to be a smol bean but don't want others to know of my smol-ness"

(( OOC: I AM NOT SMO- 

I……. I’M NOT…… I AM….. not…. 

Fuck. )) 

BTS on their Wedding Day

Seokjin: 

  • He would be running around all day making sure everything is perfect. And the boys would definetly be yelling at him to stop because “It’s YOUR big day. Stop, we’ll do it!”
  • Still he is going to continue bickering and complaining about anything and everything.
  • He would start eating the food even before the ceremony starts and he would definetly be eating more because of stress.
  • He tries to sneak into the brides room to take a glance
  • definetly gets caught by namjoon
  • Being prettier than the bride but saying she is prettier
  • Boys putting the veil on his head and calling him The Bride

Suga/Yoongi: 

  • Definetly playing the piano and making the boys sing.
  • He totally made the song just for you
  • His wedding vow is a rap. You can’t avoid it.
  • Excited as hell but acts calm. Still he can’t help but smile all day.
  • Namjoon probably breaks something and Yoongi roasts him at the end of his wedding vow
  • Whispering sweet things in your ear whenever he passes by you
  • You need to drag him for your first dance but he secretly loves it
  • he probably practiced really hard with Jimin and Hoseok

Namjoon/Rapmon:

  • Drops the ring in the middle of the ceremory
  • Breaks the flower vase while trying to pick it up
  • Let’s be honest everyone saw it coming
  • The most excited one for the wedding night (ayeeeeeeee ;) )
  • He would send you so many naughty texts on his bachelor party
  • He would be giggling all day like a children
  • It is the classiest wedding ever
  • It probably has a Black&White theme and fancy champagne
  • He isn’t worried one bit. He knows you are meant for eachother.

J-hope/Hoseok:

  • Tears. Tears everywhere. (He would also cry on on others’ weddings too, let’s be real.)
  • The boys are trying so hard to make him stop crying but he is just too happy
  • He would dedicate a dance to you
  • You bet he worked hard as hell to make it perfect
  • And it’s cute but holy shit it makes your knees weak
  • Because of happiness he somehow shines brighter if that is even possible at this point
  • You didn’t know it was possible to have so many flowers at a wedding
  • He is totally sending you hearts as soon as you start walking towards his at the ceremony

Jimin:

  • creates a choreograohy for the two of you to dance to.
  • Boys needs to calm him down every second because “Holy shit what if she changes her mind?!”
  • Eventually you had to go in and calm him down
  • and he refuses to see you at first because he doesnt want any bad luck on his marriage with you
  • A conversation through the wall
  • Busan accent because he is excited and he thinks it makes him manlier
  • he is not manly, he be very soft. Happiest soft ever.

Taehyung/V:

  • He cant sit still, someone help this child
  • Maknae line ripping their asses off to calm him down but all it takes for Suga to say “Calm down, Tae.” and give him a plush toy.
  • He hugs the plush because he really can’t wait to see you
  • until he sees a child that is
  • proceeds to hug the child
  • “Tae please let the kid go. The ceremony is starting”
  • His legs starts shaking and he is smiling so much his cheeks hurt
  • Jungkook is singing for your first dance and holy shit it’s cute as fuck

Jungkook:

  • Namjin is PROUD.
  • Everybody is  happy-sad because “NAMJOON OUR SON HAS GROWN UP SO FAST”
  • Definetly dedicating you songs
  • He would be shy but act cocky as hell because “I am manly enough.”
  • He is so proud to see you in the wedding dress
  • he cant take his eyes off of you because you are the prettiest thing he laid eyes on
  • he let’s you know that a lot
  • Please tell him you love him becaus ehe is scared shitless of loosing you
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Manly Monday

Time To Hit The Gym!

Carrot And Stick, Baby!

Nota Bene: The Music To This Clip Is NSFW!

anonymous asked:

Scenario where S/O's quirk is speed, and uses it as advantage when they are sparring with Todoroki to kiss him on the cheek or fluster him during it? thanks i really like ur blog lol <3

Yayyy more fluff! Thanks for requesting and for being adorable! And sorry if it’s a bit short, I ran out of both time and ideas XD



Smooch!

Todoroki turned around desperately, his face red, his dignity shattered.

Smooch!

Your classmates’ giggling only helped to distract him even more, as he uselessly tried to catch you…or at least catch a glimpse of you! You were so fast he couldn’t even see you!

Smooch! Smooch!

It was humiliating, damn, you knew just how easily flustered he was by PDA…why did you have to do this at school grounds?? In the middle of training?? It had been already five solid minutes since All Might announced the fight began, and all the contact you two had had…were your quick, uncontrollable kisses! His cheeks, his chin, his forehead…quite a detailed work you were pulling yourself through! It wasn’t easy to beat someone like Todoroki, let alone shaming him! You knew better than anyone which his weaknesses were, and it had nothing to do with blind spots, frailty or flaws. His one and only weakness…was you.

And you were going to take advantage of that till the very end.

Smooch! Smooch!

“[name], please” your opponent sighed, impatient “let’s get this done already!”

“Nope!” your voice came from out of nowhere and he literally shrieked, causing you to laugh even louder “first you need to catch meee”

How??? All he was able to see was the moving, blue blur of your uniform and the cloud of dust you left behind! It was impossible, how could he even…

Smooch!

He blushed even harder, since this time you had dared to assault his nose. How did you even do that!? Your quirk was surely amazing, you had basically appeared right in front of him and he couldn’t predict it!

“Come on, Todoroki!” Kaminari yelled from the crowd “hurry up already!”

“Yeah, you can’t lose to a girl! You need to be a man!” Kirishima added, but immediately retracted his words “but wait…isn’t it bad for a guy to hurt a girl?? What is the manly answer??” he grabbed his head, exasperated “Hell! Manliness is confusing!”

Indeed it was…but you were even more confusing! Also, Kirishima was somewhat right…he didn’t want to hurt you! And he knew you didn’t want to hurt him either, that’s why you were pulling all of that “kissing warfare” in the first place. None of you wanted to hurt your significant other, so what could he possibly do??

Smooch! Smooch!

“Come on, Shoto” you cooed into his ear and disappeared yet again into the endless cloud of dust “don’t you want to fight? Don’t let the chance slide”

Slide?

Without thinking twice, he suddenly stomped his right foot on the ground and froze the dusty surface, turning it into wet, slippery ice your hurried feet weren’t counting on. You gasped as you inevitably slid on his creation, falling forwards into his ready, expectant arms. And, when you hadn’t even got the chance to get over the shock yet, he pulled you into an abrupt, sloppy kiss right in the mouth that got you onto cloud nine in no time.

He was going to fight fire with fire.

The whole class entered into a turmoil, half of them cheering for love and the others turning away in embarrassment or disgust, as they saw the class’ top hero devouring your mouth in a slow, potent kiss you totally weren’t ready for. Your knees buckled, your heart drummed and your hands were lost and disoriented as they didn’t know where to settle. The speed with which everything had happened stunned you, and lets just say was at least three times harder to concentrate with his lips gently moving between yours. You had been totally defeated.

“I win” Todoroki said, pulling away, and easily yet carefully pinning your already tired, flustered body into the ground.

“Uhh??” you were way too confused to even react “what the hell…everything happened so fast I…!”

“You are going to complain about fast??” your boyfriend arched a brow, offering you a hand to pick you up from the ground “such an hypocrite”

You laughed, accepting his help and standing up, cleaning the dust away form your clothes.

“Don’t act all assertive when your face is as red as a fresh ripe tomato” you pinched his cheek, earning a disapproving glance “Well played though, you are a worthy rival”

He couldn’t help but smile, holding your hand fondly, and guiding you away from the ring.

“I should probably say the same thing…those kisses were quite potent”