is manly as hell

Some of my favorite stage directions in the 1993 Falsettos libretto:

  • Whatever, it’s both hot and incredibly innocent.
  • WHIZZER, all in white, looking great.
    MARVIN, in baggy and colorful jams, looking baggy.
  • Ingenuous scissor-kick formations.
  • WHIZZER decimates MARVIN, as you would expect.
  • Great joyous havoc.
  • MENDEL bumps her ass with his ass.
  • They’re very serious and very foolish and very manly.
  • MENDEL (appreciating JASON’S attitude)
  • ALL nervously await MARVIN… and then hell breaks loose.

Was feeling pretty confident, so I took this shot of me. And I gotta say, angle is everything! You would not judge me to be over 200lbs in his photo, but I am. Also- look how flat my chest is! Just. Look at it! Shoutout to @gc2b-apparel for giving me the chest I always dreamed of. I’ll be a repeat customer until I can afford top surgery.

Dear boys,

I am so sorry for all of the negative stuff you deal with.I am sorry that people treat positivity aimed at you as a joke. You are so much more than What everyone on here says about you. You are handsome, and frames ranging from tiny to enormous are manly as hell. Your emotions and opinions are valid. Whatever it is you wear looks great, just like your hair, whatever the length or texture or color. You are all wonderful and I love you.

So Harry comes back from the dead, and everyone is impressed and celebrating, hell there are manly tears pouring from all corners.

Merlin however hands him a file. “Fill this out.”

“What is it?”

“Your report on what went wrong and how we can improve in the future.” Merlin is already poking at something else on his tablet.

Harry stares at him. “What went wrong was I got shot in the head. How we can improve in the future is perhaps, not getting shot in the head?”

“Hmmm, yes, good point. Write that down. Thank ye Harry.” Merlin walks away.

Harry is stunned but automatically takes the file to an office to start filling it out for Merlin.

But instead of the after action report he expected to find, it is 20 or so hand written letters. 

Letters Merlin wrote to Harry while he thought Harry was dead. Letters of love, grief, anger. One was even just a shopping list, with the things Harry would have wanted crossed out, from where they had been written by rote.

Harry finds the proper report and fills it out carefully explaining his plans in the future to not get shot in the head. He takes it to Merlin who is in his office and puts it in front of him. Merlin is leading a mission and Harry doesn’t say anything, just puts his hand on Merlin’s shoulder. Merlin leans back into Harry just a little.

I tried to publish an ask from @sweetlyautomaticnightmare but Tumblr ate it ;n;
So here’s the drawing I made for it in its own post.
Thank you so much for calling our blog cute, but unfortunately, Ham disagrees with you.

anonymous asked:

I just realized that I'm taller than you (I'm 5'4" but stiiiill) and that made me feel like a manly man. ~ a smol trans dude

Andy: Hell yeah. Smol trans dudes are super fucking manly. You go bro!

anonymous asked:

HC for bad boy jungkook in leather jacket and tight pants dating the campus's sunshine who likes to wear girl clothings. I imagine jungkook casually sitting on his bike waiting for jimin to finish cheerleading and jimin coming over and straddling jungkook in his short skirt with jungkooks hands groping the jibooty 👌🏻 they would be the campus couple that could hump anywhere 😂😂

Anon: Hc for jimin lives being chocked during sex and jungkook finds its so hot

+ When news came out that Jungkook and Jimin started dating everyone lost their shit. Cause they couldn’t believe “straight as hell manly man bad boy” Jeon Jungkook would date “ gay as hell lovely twink cutie boy” Park Jimin. (But the school is full of idiots so…)

+ Jungkook is still scary and wears leather like he own a whole farm. He glares at everyone and even punch a dude in the face for looking at Jimin for longer the necessary (In a bad way, like dude was judging how his boyfriend dressed.)

+ Jimin likes to wear dresses and skirts cause they’re free feeling and cute. But he knows people judge him for all ends (like people who are against men wearing dresses in general, and the “why wear a dress if you’re not trans???” people) but doesn’t let it bother him. Jimin keeps smiling and he knows people like his bubbly personality.
+ Jungkook doesn’t give any fucks where they are. If Jungkook is in the mood he lets everyone know. Jimin has been bending over a desk to help a classmate and Jungkook would stroll over, push up his dress an dry humps him.
+ Jimin doesn’t care either and has sat in Jungkook’s lap to roll his hips, making Jungkook groan.

+ Humping in public in almost normal for everyone at this point. Especially when Jungkook picks Jimin from cheerleading practice. Jimin straddles the bike facing Jungkook and places Jungkook’s hands on his ass before Jungkook rolls his crotch into Jimin’s.
+ Real sex is more private but they’ll still do it anywhere. In the bathrooms, the nurses office, the park near Jungkook’s house, on Jimin’s kitchen table. It’s a lot rougher too, but Jimin demands it that way.
+ “Choke me.” Jimin said during their third time having sex. Jimin grabs Jungkook’s large hand from his ankle and puts it against his throat, “choke the fuck out of me.”
+ Jungkook moan as he tighten his grip against Jimin’s throat, “fuck- not so sweet in the bedroom are you?” Jimin can’t respond but Jungkook feels the nod.
+ Jimin’s choking kink has saved them from getting caught multiple times at school.

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Manly Monday

Eric Decker Is Out With A Shoulder Injury, And The Jets Are In Need Of His Return. 

Godspeed To Him!

For Now, I’m Content With Memories Of Him In Pre-Seasn Training Camp In Skin-Tight, Green Lycra.

Sexy As Hell, Baby!