is literally just having the time of his life

i really think that has a family we need to talk about michaels sense of humor more bc well

its one of a kind

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No one is ever again allowed to tell me the following:

  1. That Draco wasn’t a dynamic character
  2. That he only married Astoria out of convenience and for his parents’ benefit
  3. That he didn’t love his family with everything in him
  4. That he raised Scorpius to be a giant prick, because clearly Astoria didn’t want that to happen

THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE. ALL MY HEADCANONS THAT DRACO HATERS SAID WAS JUST ‘FANON’ DRACO HAVE LITERALLY BEEN PROVEN TO BE CANON B Y E.

oliver wood is incredible. i have never seen such utter devotion the boy literally tells harry up front several times that quidditch is more important than his life and he fucking sobs like he’s just said goodbye to his cherished grandmother for the last time when he fnally wins the quidditch cup. not to mention how he trains his team to the ground all week all year in every weather condition despite the fact they play fucking 3 games a year like that is dedication, commitment and pure obsession right there. i love him

literally the gay in Carry On is so soft,, so pure… we need more books like that where there’s just kissing until their mouths go sore,,,,, and kindness,,, Simon Snow who never kissed a boy in his life is now Simon “I Solve Problems With My Mouth” Snow kissing the BF whenever he needs to calm Baz down……………its great it’s a great time I may have cried a little

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#let’s just take a moment and discuss the fact that killian jones has spent most of his life #trying to get ahold of the dagger to destroy the dark one #but now that he finally does have it #destroying the dark one is the last thing on his mind #instead all he wants to do is be certain that she’s alright #there’s no look of accomplishment on his face #no bloodlust #he’s literally just hurt and concerned #and if that doesn’t make you cry then idk what will

I waited 6 months to get the last word..

My (ex) boyfriend wanted to see a sold out show to the foo fighters this summer. Him and his friends failed desperately in getting their hands on any tickets. I, however, managed to snag 2. I waited until Christmas to give them to him and he was beyond excited. Jumping up and down excited.

Fast forward 1.5 shitty months later and he dumped me 2 days before Valentines day after (literally) ignoring me for 3 weeks. The entire breakup blindsided me after 1.5 years together.

I haven’t talked to him since, but little does he know that I wasn’t quite finished with him yet. My brother just so happens to be a huge foo fighters fan as well…..I logged into my ticket master account and suprise suprise, tickets can be transferred. So my brother is going to have the time of his life while my ex boyfriend gets turned around at doors. Sucks to suck.

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Just randomly remembered a time when I was a tiny little kid where my Mom forbid me to watch cartoons in the morning before school (because I was already always late), but my Dad would secretly let me watch them (and sit with me) on Wednesdays. You gotta know that my Dad is a fairly old, very quiet and closed-off 5′2 man, a Father of 5 and Grandpa of 7, spending his life building wooden sailboats and potteries and silently offering random people literally anything that is growing in his garden at the time. Basically, imagine Ron Swanson but older and tinier. So, having him organize secret Resistance to be able to watch Franklin the Turtle with his tiny daughter before dropping her to school was just very cute and yeah I just love my small and quiet Dad.

I just need a second to talk about some real fucked up SHIT

1. Harry literally insisted it be called If I Could Fly instead of for your eyes only WHAT THE FUCK

2. Louis literally said he’ll make this feel like home I JUSF??? BITCH!!!!!

3. Harry literally said the theme song to his life would be Wouldn’t It Be Nice which includes the line “wouldn’t it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong” WHAT THE FRESH HELL

4. They Don’t Know About Us is an actual song One Direction wrote and recorded EXPLAIN IT TO ME WORLD

5. THEIR TATTOOS FUCKINFSG MATCH

What your favorite Radiohead album says about you

Pablo Honey: You don’t like Radiohead.

The Bends: You’re just a chill dude who likes to rock out and have a good time and wish life could be like it was in the 90s when people were making real music instead of this emotionless techno polluting the airwaves.

OK Computer: You want Jonny Greenwood to use you the way he uses that telecaster with that sticker from that volleyball anime that you watched just to feel closer to him and his avant-garde genius and beautiful jellyfish bangs. Thom Yorke is your real dad.

Kid A: You literally masturbate to Pitchfork articles and break down into tears every time you hear a G major chord on an organ.

Amnesiac: You know what time signature Pyramid Song is in.

Hail to the Thief: You read 1984 in high school and now it’s the only book you recommend. You like Banksy.

In Rainbows: “The word ‘hipster’ is actually a slur”

The King of Limbs: While you do enjoy Anthony Fantano’s reviews, you don’t always agree with his opinions. You hate nuclear power.

  • Jaime:**questions Brienne about her sex life**
  • Fandom:Yeah, but in a platonic way.
  • Jaime:**overshares to Brienne about his own sex life**
  • Fandom:Yeah, but in a platonic way.
  • Jaime:**literally cannot have a conversation with Brienne without bringing up their sexual/romantic histories and/or proclivities**
  • Fandom:That's just Jaime being Jaime.
  • Jaime:**jumps into a bear pit with no weapon like a dumbfuck for Brienne**
  • Fandom:He just loves her like a sister! I mean. Wait.
  • Jaime:"I dreamed of you"
  • Fandom:No hetero.
  • Jaime:"I only rescue maidens"
  • Fandom:Totally not flirting even a little bit.
  • Jaime:**Climbs naked into a bathtub with Brienne**
  • Fandom:Bros do this all the time! Platonically.
  • Jaime:**pops a boner at the sight of Brienne's wet, naked body**
  • Fandom:It's not an erection, it's a RESPECTion.
  • Cercei:"Are you [Brienne] in love with Jaime?"
  • Fandom:GODDAMNIT HBO why did you have to turn this perfectly normal and healthy platonic friendship into a romance?

I’ve been working on short fics for the June queue much of today, and someone sent me a prompt set in the Silver Age series (where Tony was born in 1950 and Howard managed to subdue the Winter Soldier during the assassination attempt, resulting in Bucky becoming Tony’s bodyguard/boyfriend in the 70s). 

And I did the prompt justice, I think. But I kind of offhandedly mentioned that Clint’s role in the inner circle of Tony’s friends is “mascot” and now I just want to write about Clint, the youngest member of the hottest society set in Manhattan and thus the entire city’s baby brother, clinging desperately to Tony and Bucky as his Gay Role Models. And the moment Tony offhandedly introduces him to Phil Coulson and Clint is like that’s it, my life is over, I have a crush on the literal embodiment of The Company Man, also he is so old, this is terrible. 

(Phil is like…25. Which when you’re seventeen does seem SUPER OLD but by the time Clint spends a few years sorting his life out and joins up SHIELD it’ll be fine. And Phil knows this, and is like “What a nice kid. I’m gonna look in on him in a few years” and a few years later he is like THAT IS NOT A NICE KID, WHY IS HE WEARING SO MUCH LEATHER, WHEN DID TONY’S LITTLE BROTHER GET HOT, MY LIFE IS OVER.) 

i just cannot believe that when talking about what dog he’d like to get dan said he’d be happy with “whatever dog phil would like to get in his future life” like. he’s literally saying they’re gonna live together long enough to have a dog together. a dog together is a big thing living together for a long time is a big thing and i am. in shock.

I’ve read the Harry Potter series 9 times and am currently on my 10th re read and when people ask me why I keep going back, I tell that that I love the series, not for the action ad adventure (although that part is great) but I keep going back for the day to day life at Hogwarts. I just love the classes and the homework and what they have for lunch that Tuesday after DADA and how many points Snape subtracts for Neville making his potion wrong.


(Tech’s note: literally why HBP is my fave book, it’s mostly filler and I love that)

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okay so ive had a lot of cats in my life time. but this cat right here. his name was Sir Charles the 3rd or just Charlie. but i have never had a cat that was as cool as this guy right here. he was chill AF. you know how we got him? he was on our door step one night as a kitten. he let me put him in sweaters and a harness and would literally pose for me. 

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lmfao @ people saying i ship stallia because finally someone cares about stiles!111

yeah let’s erase how much scott, lydia, allison, melissa, sherrif, kira and even derek care for him just because you don’t have any reasons to ship your ship

We need to take a moment–several moments–to appreciate John Boyega’s acting because the Finn he created and delivered is just splendid. Pure perfection.

It’s incredibly difficult to portray that kind of unbridled enthusiasm for life, intensity, comedic timing, I’d-do-anything-for-you emotional connection, and bravery in the face of fear without seeming over the top or too much, but John just nails every single emotional beat.

I literally can’t imagine anyone else playing Finn and I’m just so thankful that John made it through his 7 month audition process.

We have been truly blessed.

Josh is so cute w babies but can u imagine him w his baby girl tho he would just constantly cradle his baby and then show her off to everyone but when they wanted to hold her he would be rly reluctant and you would have to be like “Josh pls, not here just give them the bby pls don’t embarrass me like this boi”
(wait I’m not done, lemme ruin ur life some more) bc then he would totally stare them out the whole time they were holding the baby omg and he would like rest his chin on ur shoulder and keep whispering in ur ear like “babe, are they done yet” “I can’t look” “omg can u pls get her back” he would be literally OBSESSED W HIS BBY

Harry James Potter is an absolute angel who has been broken so many times yet still holds the capacity to love everyone to an extent that is practically unfathomable not to mention his ability to forgive and treat people kindly despite all the things that have happened to him in the past and this boy is just everything and HE LITERALLY SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR THE ONES HE LOVES and he just wants to protect everyone and he’s so scared and feels so alone and just wants a normal life but he fights anyway and damn it this child is so precious and I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY OKAY HE DESERVES THAT and CAN I HUG HIM PLEASE