is killing me and i'm not even going

BTS as shit I say in school
  • In honor that I'm officially in vacation
  • Jin: This place sucks so much I can't even enjoy my food anymore
  • Yoongi: It's confirmed, I'll kill myself
  • Hoseok: Shakespeare was bisexual and y'all can fight me on this
  • Namjoon: (To Jin) Say the English teacher is actually nice one more time and I swear I'm leaving you
  • Jimin: I just want to go home and cuddle my cat
  • Taehyung: I was genuinely trying to pay attention to math but my brain was more concerned on what color were dinosaurs
  • Jungkook: Look bitches I ain't doing all the work and also presenting in front of everyone okay, I'm shy, I dont like it, so can y'all just talk for five minutes without screwing all I did??????

Thank you Vox Machina for an amazing 2 years of rolling dice and character development! Here’s to a happy ending!


Did you know? If you catch a falling maple leaf, you’ll fall in love with the person you’re walking with.


Contains : drabble, SMUT (?) !  


Member : Jeonghan/Yun Jeong Han

Words : + 0,5k

Summary : Jeonghan isn’t the angel everyone thinks he is.

Originally posted by wenjunhui

He is the guy they all warned you about.

He was fooling everyone with his soft features, bright smile, and god, his voice. He sounded like an angel, and he sure looked like one, and he knew it; blonde locks falling in front of his forehead, golden skin glowing under the sun, straight nose and rosy lips, sweet eyes behind the skinny frames of his glasses.
He could get anything and everything he wanted, and they were all fooled, and you were one of them.

Giving him everything he asked for, the sweet words falling from his lips boosting your ego everytime, and you craved for more. You needed him to look at you, you needed him to talk to you.

It was such a toxic friendship, because it was friendship, at first, or so you though. But everything became so much more when the mask fell, revealing his true self.

Cruel and harsh words falling from his lips like poison, it was like discovering a new person. His features would alterne in devilish smirks, his eyes narrow, piercing.
He had you wrapped around his finger, and he knew you wouldn’t leave, at least, you would beg for more.
And he was right.

Just a game, it was just a game for Jeonghan.

Yeah, he liked to play with you and see you eyes widen everytime he got closer, he liked how a breath would escape your lips, thinking he wouldn’t hear, when his fingertips gazed over the back of your hand.
He liked how frozen you were when his lips got closer, not knowing what to do, as if you never kissed someone.
He liked the look you had, like a deer caught in the headlights, when his lips ghosted over yours, but pulled away before anything happened.

God, he loved how dependent you were slowly becoming, silently begging for his touch.

It was funny, how he never really touched you, but you were still crawling back, hoping for something, anything.
And eventually, one night, he gave it to you.

He snapped out of nowhere, pushing your back into the nearest wall, maybe he was also craving for your touch, but you wouldn’t admit it. His lips crashed on yours, moving them hastily as his hands sneaked under your shirt.
You moaned, and fuck, he could listen to that everyday.
He cursed to himself at how soft your skin felt against his rough hands, eagerly digging his his nails in your flesh as he pressed his hips against yours.

He didn’t want to seem desperate, fuck, you were just another girl, right ?
He was so hard, hips bucking as he hungerly bit down on your shoulder, sucking and leaving a mark on your skin.

“J-Jeonghan.”, you moaned, head falling against the wall.

The boy growled, the sound coming from his chest. Dark eyes looking up at you, he quickly licked his lips, one of his hands wrapping around your neck.
You gasp, a gust of adrenaline taking over you as his thumb pressing on your throat, giving you just enough air, eyes half closed, heart pounding.

You caught your lower lip between your teeth, biting the tender flesh as his eyes burned into yours, he was getting harder just by looking at you, his hand looked so good wrapped around your neck.

“Yeah.”, he breathed, giving a hard thrust, feeling the outline of his dick agaisnt your heat, carefully watching as your closed your eyes, your mouth agape, “Whose baby are you ?”

Wonder Woman, a summary
  • Amazons : Diana, don't risk your life
  • Diana : i'm gonna steal all those armory stuff and kick a God's ass
  • Everyone : Diana stop being so attractive
  • Diana : *gains +10 beauty everytime someone says that*
  • Steve : there's a sniper in that clock tower
  • Diana : i'm going to fucking blow off the tower
  • Soldiers : don't go into the no man's land !!! It's very dangerous !!!!
  • Diana : hold my drink and fucking watch me
  • Arès : kill that woman please
  • Diana : *lifts a goddamn tank*
  • me : do you even catch a breath
  • Diana : *does the little smiling head tilt*
  • Remus: I still can't believe you all became Animagi for me.
  • James: Believe it, Remus. We're here for y- Sirius...?
  • Sirius: Mmmf- wat?
  • James: Er... should you be eating that?
  • Sirius: ...hmm?
  • Remus: Well, isn't your animagus a dog? ...Doesn't chocolate kill dogs?
  • Sirius: .....
  • *drops chocolate frog in shock*
  • James: *vague panic* I'm sure it'll be fine-
  • Sirius: AM I GOING TO DIE?
  • James: Oh here we go-
  • Sirius: REMUS, AM I GOING TO DIE??
  • Remus: I really don't think you're going to DIE, Sirius-
  • Sirius: THE ROOM
  • James: I shouldn't have even said anything-
  • Sirius: IT'S SPINNING
  • Remus: Sirius, you're overreacting-
  • James: You're facing the wall, Sirius-
  • *Lies down on the floor*
  • Remus: ...
  • James: ...
  • Sirius: *not moving*
  • Remus: Should we -
  • James: Just leave him, we won't get any sleep tonight if we don't.

I can’t. 
This new Ryan photo is gold.

While we’re all laughing and shaking our heads at Harry cutting a hole in an outfit worth about $5000 dollars (and that’s just the top half), Columbia is actually out there sinking some true moola moola into this and hoping (knowing) Harry will deliver. Let’s just look at him flying. 

For take off and landing shots they needed a small crane or lift, which has to come with a professional operator who hopefully has good insurance. For the actual flying, they needed a helicopter. But they couldn’t just do it with one helicopter, they had to have two, one for Harry to fly from and one to get the camera angles. Which means they also had to have better cameras because of distance and trajectory. In addition to two helicopters, they had to have two pilots, as well as a crew on the ground and a person or persons to supervise from the first helicopter to make sure Harry doesn’t fall to his death. This won’t be your average helicopter pilot and safety crew, though, these have to be people who specialize in stunts and dealing with crazy people who have a death wish. *cough* Harry *cough*. Also, since he’s thousands of feet in the air dangling from a helicopter, there’s no way for him to hear playback so they’d have to fit him with a high-tech earpiece that wouldn’t cut out in the wind. Another thing they would have to allow for due to the weather was time, and how long it might take and/or be delayed because of it. You can’t just buckle someone into a harness and signal the whirly-bird to take off either, they had to have some form of training exercise beforehand to make sure Harry was fully comfortable with was going to happen before they hauled everyone’s asses on-site to Scotland.  

This wasn’t a day production, this was an intensely thought out and strategically planned project built from the strong will to fly, and the even stronger will to kill me. 

bluelioncupcake  asked:

I still think that the most f***ed part of It (2017) is Georgie's fear. It's well known that Pennywise lures people in using fear, and how does he lure Georgie? With the idea of disappointing Bill. When Georgie is thinking about leaving pennywise says "Remember what you said, Bill's going to kill you." Georgie is afraid of disappointing his brother and what's sad is what he put him through. Which when you think about it makes the scene with them in the well even more messed up.

why would you do that to me holy shit-

Violent and Dark Starters
  • "Did you think this was going to be some happily ever after fairy tale?"
  • "Take one more step and I'm going to shoot!"
  • "Sometimes I wonder why I'm even here."
  • "You're not going to leave me. Ever."
  • "I prefer doing my killing up close and personal."
  • "I'm sorry, they didn't make it."
  • "I am going to watch you bleed."
  • "Just say the word and they're dead."
  • "I just don't care anymore."
  • "Why don't you just leave?"
  • "I'm sorry. Don't hurt me."
  • "We're going to be together forever."
  • "Pain is the only thing I'm familiar with."
  • "If you're going to do it, DO IT!"
  • "Get on your knees and beg."
  • "This whole world needs to be cleansed."
  • "I have spilled blood and tasted it upon my lips."
  • "Kill them. Kill them all. Make them suffer."
  • "You're never getting out of here. You are going to stay here until you no longer draw breath."
  • "I take trophies from all my kills."
  • "There's nothing like the sound of pained wails."
  • "What makes you think you're ever going to live to see another sunrise?"
  • "My, aren't you pretty? I think I'll add you to my collection."
  • "If you think I'm going to be easy, you have another thing coming."
  • "I am not some object to be bought and sold!"
  • "Sod off, you sick fucker!"
  • "Has anyone told you you have amazing eyes?"
  • "Mine. You're all mine."
  • "If you're good, maybe I'll let you out for a while."

Reddie headcanon : shoulder kisses

  • Shoulder kisses are their thing
  • They’ve done them ever since they met
  • Whenever one of them feels sad, alone, is scared or having a troubled time, the other will be there and calm them down with a shoulder kiss
  • Richie is a walking disaster, always has been and will always be
  • Especially in Pre-school, Richie had the habbit of falling over his own feet or any random object he didn’t see because he was too busy doing everything but looking where he was going
  • Eddie of course was always there to rescue him from getting an infection with some desinfectant and band aids
  • Whenever he goes to the doctor he gets a kiss from his mom for being good, so he always presses a soft little quick kiss to Richie’s shoulder (which both of them don’t find weird at all, because a thing such as personal space doesn’t exist to them) because he didn’t put up much of a fight when Eddie stitched him back up
  • It’s not only Eddie giving Richie shoulder kisses tho. Richie of course does it too
  • Whenever Eddie starts to panic, and gets an Ashtma or panic attack, Richie’s always the first to be by his side and calm him down or pull out the spare inhaler he always carries around for Eddie
  • He always pulls Eddie close into his side to show him he’s there and Eddie’s not alone
  • Richie then whispers sweet nothings into his ear and presses gentle comforting kisses to Eddie’s shoulder
  • When Richie grows older, things start to get really bad with his parents and Richie starts sleeping at Eddie’s more often than at his, because no matter how hard he tries he can’t sleep at home
  • Because the feeling of home and safety isn’t where his own bed is, but where Eddie is
  • Eddie knows this, and he never complains about Richie coming into his room at night
  • He always scoots over and makes space for Richie to cuddle into
  • When Richie’s all settled, Eddie cuddles into him and presses a light kiss to Richie’s shoulder, to show him that everything’s okay and that he’s safe, because he knows that’s all Richie needs
  • The day Eddie finds out about his mom lying to him, and that his meds are ‘gazebos’, he spends his entire day with Richie at the quarry
  • Whenever his breath starts getting a little erratic, Richie immediately pulls him a little closer and presses a kiss to his shoulder because he knows it calms Eddie down
  • Over time they stop only using it as a way to comfort the other
  • It has become a habit over the years, and the feeling of safety and familiarity it brings is all they really need.
  • They do it at least 5 times a day
  • When Eddie’s at his locker to get his books, Richie goes up behind him and presses a kiss to his shoulder as a good morning, because he knows better than to talk to Eddie in the morning, because as much as Eddie’s a sweetheart, he’s a bitch to talk to when he’s tired
  • Eddie’s mood always lightens up when Richie does it tho
  • One time, Eddie gets Richie to study with him for an upcoming chemistry test, and all the losers are surprised, because Richie Tozier always prides himself on not studying and still getting only A’s
  • Although they all know that Richie is 100% whipped for Eddie and would do everything he asks him to
  • Richie gets really bored at some point and starts watching Eddie
  • He finds himself thinking that Eddie’s really cute, poking his tongue out like that while looking very concentrated
  • Then he smacks himself because Eddie is always cute
  • The movement made Eddie look up, because he knows Richie is weird but why tf did he just smack himself in the face
  • But before Eddie can ask him about it, Richie leans over and presses a long, lingering kiss to Eddie’s shoulder and then proceeds to bribe him into getting ice cream with him
  • At movie night with the other losers they’re always cuddled up together under a blanket, because literally none of the other losers can deal with Richie’s constant commentary, opinions about the movie, stupid jokes and impromptu impressions of one of the movie characters whispered into their ear the entire time
  • They don’t know how Eddie manages to sit through the movies without killing Richie
  • Whenever Richie gets too loud, and Billy has to literally hold Stan back so he doesn’t strangle Richie, Eddie leans over and tells him to shut up but always presses a kiss to Richie’s shoulder for good measure, and that makes Richie shut up. At least for 5 minutes
  • Richie and Eddie think the losers don’t know about their thing but they know, because after almost choking Ben in a fight about who gets to put on the toppings on their Pizza next, then saying Eddie can go first and afterwards pressing a kiss to his shoulder isn’t all that subtle Richie
  • They all secretly think it’s cute as fuck
  • Eddie and Richie never stop with the shoulder kisses, even when they’re dating and finally get to kis each other on the mouth

I’m really sorry if anyone has done this before, just tell me and I take it down if one of you did it first, but I really love the concept of Reddie+shoulder kisses

heathers songs explained
  • beautiful: popular, you're gonna be popular! i'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair, little ways to flirt and flounce! all the things that really count to be popular!
  • candy store: lets use emotional blackmail and death threats to convince this girl to stay friends with us
  • fight for me: hey random stranger how'd you like to be my new boyfriend?
  • freeze your brain: hi my name is jason dean and i'm addicted to slushies
  • dead girl walking: my social life is over lolol lets get laid it'll make everything better
  • me inside of me: mean girl died! #same #relatable #bigmood
  • blue: this is supposed to be a love song but instead i'm talking about my balls thats not weird or anything what
  • blue reprise: okay we're done talking about balls now
  • our love is god: im a yandere
  • dead gay son: everyone is gay now heck even i'm gay
  • seventeen: YOLO
  • shine a light: let's all feel sorry for ourselves!
  • lifeboat: i'm depressed and i wanna die uwu
  • shine a light reprise: lol go kill urself bitch
  • kindergarten boyfriend: i wanna go back to kindergarten and take eternal naps
  • yo girl: i guess i'll start taking advice from ghosts since i have no friends
  • meant to be yours: WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE, YA GO KINDA CRAZY
  • dead girl walking reprise: i faked my own suicide what am i supposed to do now?
  • i am damaged: i'm a yandere (reprise)
  • seventeen reprise: let's erase this all from the narrative okay

imagine abusers going thru what you’ve gone thru, i bet they would be completely pathetic and react so much worse than you did and then they’d prolly do it to someone else too just to feel like it’s all justified, god, abusers suck

  • Friend: Hey are you ok?
  • Me: Yeah I'm fine
  • My brain: Can we all just take a moment and realize what life would of actually been like if Connor didn't kill himself? I mean Connor was the only one to sign Evans cast and he even said "let's pretend we both have friends" he knows that Evan isn't a very social person and can't make a lot of friends either so Connor would most likely go back to Evan from time to time. Evan would feel a little awkward at first but would probably start to confide in Connor, thinking of him as a support system and the only one there for him and Connor would think the same about Evan. After time I bet they would become best friends and probably be bullied by everyone. They would go through times where they feel like they should just go away and not live anymore but they would never do it without telling the other first because they know that the other is going through the same thing and that they will know how to help. Soon they would start dating. They would secretly think of themselves as the perfect pair while everyone just looked at them and say "those freaks are meant for each other!" But they know why they are the perfect pair. It's because they can trust one another and can be there for one another and they know that if one of them decides that they want to leave and forget all the pain in their lives the other one would never be the same. They will both stay strong for each other. For forever.
  • Me: *tearing up* I'm totally fine

No doubt in my mind where you belong … 

 Rick and his Daughter.

As if the first cut wasn’t deep enough
I dove in again cause I’m not into giving up

little scribble inspired by @kazliin‘s fic “Of Bright Stars and Burning Hearts” and this song