is it still a selfie if u dont take it

do u ever take a selfie that u dont think you’re ever gonna top? i took this damn pic 3 years ago and i still don’t think i can ever take a better one and it makes me sad lmao

jennyha5897  asked:

some taohun or kristao moments pleaseee :3c

okay since i’ve already done taoris let’s do taohun and hope i’m still alive by the time this is over aight let’s do this

#1: U BE THE PRINCE AND I’LL BE THE PRINCESS BABY JUST SAY HELL FUCKING YEAH

#2: is it wrong to ship two children or

t H EY ARE CH I LDRE N AND I WNA T THEM TO DO UNCH I L DLI KE TH I NGS

g o Dd AMNi t

#3: u know how sehun is always like no when someone asks him to do aegyo

but then look at this fucker

i’ve never seen him so enthusiastic about doing aegyo and all because he knows tao will see it

aNd FA CE ST R OK E BECA U SE T AO BE CU TE ASHELL AND MAKNAE JUS T CAN N O T

#4: i’m telling you right now this is gonna consist of mostly idol olympics moments

LIKE THIS ONE

ISN’T THAT THE CUTEST SHIT YOU’VE EVER SEEN FUC CKKK

#5: UR JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF U

hey little mama let me whisper in ur ear

#6: SOMEONE SCREENPRINT THIS ON A T-SHIRT AND I WILL PAY YOU LIKE 12 DOLLARS MAYBE

#7: TAO LOVES SEHUNNIE

i c Ant gO ON H EEELLLPPPPPPPPPP

#8: REMEMBER WHEN BEEF BROS WERE HOLDING HANDS AND SEHUN JUST

;;____________;;

#9: HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE UR BOYFRIEND

WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS GIF AND TELL ME THEY’RE NOT PERFECT BOYFRIENDS LIKE ARE YOU BLIND JFC

FUCKING

LOOK 

AT THEM

i’m gonna cry omg

#10:  j UST PUN C H ME IN TH EFA CE

HUANG ZITAO STOP PLAYIN

yeah das right

#11: INDIRECT TAOHUN KISS

tao u sly dog

#12: sehun is a lucky guy to have a man with such strong arms

but srsly who tops in taohun

#i still havent figured out who tops in taohun #they’re both equally sassy and gay i cant decide #i can’t imagine tao going down on sehun because yeah he might take too many selfies and update his status like a teenage girl #but come on his body’s a masterpiece compared to sehun’s #but then i feel like sehun wouldn’t either because maknae dont want no dickbreath

#13: REMEMBER WHEN TAO LIKED A TAOHUN FIC

what a glorious day that was

#14: WET TAOHUN

WET

TAOHUN

u just got a boner didn’t u 

dont lie

#15: BASICALLY THE WHOLE 10TH EPISODE OF EXO’S SHOWTIME BECAUSE

! !!! ! !!! ! ! !! ! ! ! !!! !! !

I’M STILL NOT OKAY

LOOK AT THEM

SO PRECIOUS

SO TOUCHY

SO FUCKING PERFECT

f U Ck

#16: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

#17: ‘CAUSE DARLIN U ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION

2012

2014 HALLELUJAH

and do u know why he wanted to go alone 2 years ago? bECAUSE SEHUN WASNT THERE BUT THEN 2 YEARS LATER THEY WALK ALONG THE BEACH TOGETHER AND PROBABLY MADE LOVE ON THE SHORE UNDER THE MOONLIT NIGHT AND THIS IS THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

#18: CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP

out of all the rooms and he chose sehun’s do u know how happy i was when this happened

as happy as sehun right here akhdfiadfladlfadlsdbflkdjbas

#19: LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW I PROMISE YOU THIS IS GONNA BE SEHUN’S THEME SONG PRETTY SOON

BECAUSE LIKE

? ?? ? ? ??? ??? ?

and he even mentioned in that one SSTP interview that his ideal type is someone who “smells good naturally, is sensitive and understanding and has great fashion sense” LOOK NO MORE OH SEHUN BECAUSE TAO IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF U 

#20: BASICALLY IDOL OLYMPICS FUCKED ME UP IN THE ASS

how have i never seen this gif before? ? ? ? ???

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sehun: conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

sehun: well now tao knows (¬‿¬)

as tao strokes sehun’s collarbone i go into fetal position and cry

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE HE’S FEELIN THAT DICK HE’S FEELIN IT

sehun

what

the

fuck

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i hate this gif because it looks like tao’s gonna straddle him and give him a good time but no he’s just telling him he’ll do it later 

d ONT TE AS E ME LI KE THIS HU ANGZI TA O

CUTE

CUTE

HELLA CUTE

taohun is beautiful and u is pitiful

AND LET ME JUST SHOW YOU WHAT CONVERTED ME TO TAOHUN

I’M

SO

FUCKING

DONE

BYE

reasons to watch ninninger: guide by me

-starninger

-i dont care what the show says im pretty sure yakkun went to hogwarts

-takaharu calling things hot but not in the way u think

-starninger

-nagi turned into a rock once (he got better)

-starninger

-yakkun calls his mom ‘mummy’ still

-the rock and roll cowboy who takes selfies w/ the enemy starninger

-EASY

-kinji takigawa: aka starninger

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when is taehyung gonna come hold my hand and tell me i’m cute? 😊

taking selfies on a polaroid is so scary honestly …. u get one chance to take that photo and u dont even get to see how ur looking or how the lighting looks … u dont get to see if this is the right angle … NOTHING … the photo just gets taken and u pray to every single god out there that u look ok in that photo … honestly props to people who can take selfies on a polaroid and still look good u are the real deal

even if you are bald-headed and got no edges under your weave thats fine, theres nothing wrong with not having long hair or edges, maybe you dont take care of your hair, maybe you damaged it, who cares the reason why you bald headed. it aint nobody business or concern

you wear ya weave & stunt on everybody ok fam!!!! and fuck any nigga who got a problem with your fine ass!!

naomi campbell baldheaded & got negative edges and shes still the baddest bitch alive?? you think her scalp is holding her back?? nah!!

i aint got edges neither and do u see how fine i am?? /tagged/selfie-game u see how a bitch stuntin ??? exactly!!!!

u be proud of what u have ok!!

so basically ~stuff that happened yesterday with the 1975 (and jamie the goblin)~

we got up at fucking 5:30 to go to radio one and managed to get there at 7-ish just before matty and george turned up. they did most of the taking photos and signing beforehand and george fucking broke a sharpie with his MIGHTY HANDS and yelled at matty bc he wandered off and alice wanted them both to sign their mediCINE VINYL. also alice gave matty a play and he told her it was super cute she did that and was very sweet about it. george and matty also seemed to like my bart simpson shirt and called it “sick”. then when i tried to take a selfie with matty my lockscreen showed up and i was like “OH NO DONT LOOK AT THAT” and matty just goes “oh that’s me in makeup” like MMMMM YEAHHHHH SOZ. but they were so cute and soft and matty is still bad at taking selfies but george will pULL you into his side and u will feel safe for a few seconds in ur life. when they came back out george hugged me as well and another moment of bliss, then matty did a video for my #girlf and got confused over her name thats why hes like “brooklyn like the place???” also jamie was legit staring at me and alice for a good few minutes and we do not know why. maybe he was just thinking bout goblin stuff.

anYWAY more under the cut bc im actually a bit angry about stuff that happened at barfly lmao

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i was tagged for the 20 beautiful women challenge by parawinter thank u hun!!! i will take selfies anywhere god
taggin people!!! so many of u r a gender other than female but u r still beautiful n i wanna appreciate u guys so im makin this the beautiful ppl challenge nice
screamforever paramoreclique spcepunk gerardxwy ierwhoa punkpassion itsgway undeadiero niedeermohr pfrckstmp alltimelw preciano glowingdun its-paramoron stumphurley cuddlystump paintparamore zachrymerrick walkthcmoon and anyone else tbh!!!! dont do it if u dont want to tho

anonymous asked:

How convenient though is that these broke ass people asking for money from strangers always find a way on the internet though and take selfies from an obviously high quality phone... People can spend their money as they wish but don't be a gullible fuck

you came to the wrong bitch fam cause im poor yet i still got a fuckin iphone

poor people can have nice things jackass

that dont mean theyre not poor

and who knows when that person bought the device they use to take selfies. it couldve been before they were poor. it couldve been a gift. maybe they got some extra money and wanted to splurge

if u think being poor means you own nothing of value you have obviously never been poor and dont know what its like