is it so mich to ask for

Just read the completed translated version of the YOI bonus manga (WHICH Y'ALL CAN READ HERE) and realized how canonically close Yuri and Otabek truly are, despite only being friends for 2-3 days.

- Yuri “breaking up” with Otabek for not allowing him into the club but realizes only Beka is willing to put up with his complaint and listens to him bitch so that’s not an option.

- Yuri going to several clubs to find Beka (even though he got kicked out) and was spotted by Emil, Sara, Mila & Miche gang and even asking them if they’ve seen Beka.

- Yuri telling Mila off that Beka is his friend and will not leave him alone. And also that Beka could just say it straight to his face if he is pissed off at him. 

- Will not skate the exhibition if he couldn’t find Beka and talk to him.

- Exchange numbers with fellow skaters (!!!) even though it was completely out of character for him. 

- GETTING ALL SHY WHEN CALLING AND STARTING A CONVO WITH LEO!!!! (all this just to find Beka?!)

- Beka thinking of how Yuri’s probably pissed at him even while dj-ing.

- Yuri baring his back and showing off the clothes he bought when they went shopping together in Barcelona (!!!).

- Beka noticing AND having “eye-contact” convos with Yuri. Followed by a deadly smirk and giving Yuri what he wants: a banging song.

- Yuri telling Beka everything, needing his help for his exhibition, his passion, insecurities, wanting to skate something that he truly loves. (also sitting so close to each other and looking like absolute boyfriends having a date at a beach)

- Beka agreeing and decides to help Yuri with his exhibition that would surprise everyone, “the Yuri that he most wants to see”.

- Yuri SPONTANEOUSLY demanding asking Beka to be on the ice with him for his exhibition after the pair skate surprise from victuuri. (Forehead touches and all – apparently that’s how bros ask a friend for a favour)

The wildest thing is that these are all official.

Ich sehe keine Kinder mehr, sie sterben aus. Ob 12, 13 oder 14, alle sehen für mich wie Erwachsene aus. Ich laufe die Straße entlang und alle Mädchen sehen sich ähnlich -
Gezupfte Augenbrauen, Leggins, Snapback, roter Lippenstift, Airmax und zerschnittene Arme - das Alter kann ich aber nicht einschätzen. Ob 12 oder 18 Jährige, das weiß niemand so genau. Nichtmal diese Mädchen selbst. Mental schon 22 Jahre, durch jede Party gefickt aber körperlich letztendlich 13. Höchstens.
Ich bleibe stehen, ich fange an zu lauschen, - überall höre ich dieselben Probleme: Liebe, Familie, sozialer Status, und Sex.
Heutzutage braucht man keine Freunde, wenn man Likes in Facebook, Ask oder YouTube bekommen kann. Man will Fame werden, bekannt und schön sein. Niemand bemüht sich noch um einen guten Job, weil einfach das Motto “Yolo” ist. Wozu Liebe, wenn man Sex mit dem nächstbesten haben kann? Jungfräulichkeit hat keine Bedeutung mehr, da man beim ersten Mal sowieso besoffen war. Ich laufe weiter, und trotzdem wiederholt sich alles wieder und wieder. Mit 13 die größte Liebe verloren, mit 14 betrunken im Busch gelegen, mit 15 schon gekifft. Die Verbote werden immer strenger und die Verbraucher immer jünger. Die Kindheit ist der schönste Teil eines Menschenlebens, keine Probleme, keine Entscheidungen und einfach nur spielen. Man wollte Erwachsen werden, hat eine Baby Born gekauft um Mama zu spielen. Man wollte Mama spielen, und nicht mit 14 am Ende Schwanger sein. Und jetzt? Der Stand heute? Heute werden wir förmlich in Stöckelschuhen und iPod in der Hand reingeboren. Die Eltern werden jünger, die Kinder schneller Erwachsen. Von beiden Seiten wird die Kindheit erdrückt und bald ausgelöscht.
- und letztendlich machen wir uns über die Gesellschaft lustig, schreiben Texte darüber aber es ändert sich gar nichts. Und wieso? Weil wir die Gesellschaft sind.
—  👁👁

anonymous asked:

Ich weiß noch, wo du eines Abends, auf Ask eine ganze Menge intime Fragen beantwortet hast. Bereust du das?

Ne, bereuen tu ich’s nicht. Ich schäme mich nicht für sowas, finde aber rückblickend ein bissle unangenehm, dass ich das damals so aufregend fand.. Ohoho, ein Tabuthema.. 😄

Saw this pic on insta and right away I thought this is what Derek’s loft would look like when Stiles moved in and Derek decided to finish his architecture degree. Derek took care of renovating the place and Stiles brought life to it… wooden ottomans to add a ‘forest’ vibe to the den and started adding color… and then after a long day at work, Stiles finds Derek in his office working on another blueprint, and when Stiles asks what is that about, Derek just says… ‘well, I’m planning another extension to the loft, you know… just in case we might want to… extend our little family to more than just you and me’ and Derek is blushing so much that he doesn’t notice when Stiles comes closer and smiles blindingly at him: ‘sounds good to me, big guy’

German Vocab: Telephone

die Nummer, -n  - number

die Telefonnummer, -n – telephone number

das Handy, -s - cellphone

die Nachricht, -en - message

die Mailbox, -en - mailbox

der Gesprächspartner, -/die Gesprächspartnerin, -nen – speaking partner

der Hörer, - receiver (part of the phone)

der Anruf, -e – phone call

die Durchwahl, -en – extension number

das Hintergrundgeräusch, -e – background sound

die Zusammenfassung – summary

die Verzeihung – forgiveness (=Entschuldigung)


auflegen – to hang up

verbinden – to link; to connect

durchstellen- to transfer so. through

wählen – to dial

warten -  to wait

abhören – to listen in on; to intercept; to tap

vermeiden – to avoid

begrüssen – to greet

sich verabschieden – to say goodbye


auf einen Rückruf warten – to wait on a call back

eine Nachricht hinterlassen – to leave a message

das Gespräch einleiten – to initiate a conversation

eine Frage stellen - to ask a question

auf Fragen antworten – to answer questions


falsch verbunden sein – to be falsely connected (to call the wrong number)

sich verbinden lassen – to be connected; put through

sich vergewissern – to assure oneself; to make certain


Useful Phrases (Redemittel): Telephone

sich vorstellen und begrüssen – to introduce oneself and to greet

Ja, guten Tag, mein Name ist…

Hallo, hier spricht...


falsch verbunden – to be wrongly connected (incorrectly dialled; to have the wrong number)

Entschuldigung, mit wem spreche ich?

Oh, da habe ich mich verwählt, Verzeihung.

Ich glaube, ich bin falsch verbunden. Entschuldigen Sie.

Spreche ich nicht mit…?


sich verbinden lassen – to be connected; to be put through

Könnten Sie mich bitte mit Herrn/Frau… verbinden?

Ich würde gern mit… sprechen.

Könnten Sie mir vielleicht die Durchwahl geben?


eine Nachricht hinterlassen – to leave a message

Könnte ich eine Nachricht für…hinterlassen?

Könnten Sie Herrn/Frau… bitte etwas ausrichten und zwar:…?


das Gespräch einleiten to initiate a conversation

Ich rufe an wegen…

Es geht um Folgendes:…

Ich hätte gern Informationen zu…

Ich interessiere mich für…


Fragen stellen – to ask questions

Ich würde gern wissen, …

Mich würde auch interessieren, …

Wie ist das denn, wenn …?

Ich wollte auch noch fragen, …


sich vergewissern – to assure oneself; to make sure

Könnten Sie das bitte noch einmal wiederholen?

Ich bin mir nicht ganz sicher, ob ich Sie richtig verstanden habe.

Sie meinen also, …


auf Fragen antworten – to answer questions

Ja, also, das ist so: …

Dazu kann ich ihnen sagen: …

Normalerweise machen wir das so: …


kurze Zusammenfassung/Rückversicherung: - short summary and reassurance

Gut, dann können wir festhalten: …

Wir verbleiben also so: …

Also, dann machen wir das so: …


das Gespräch beenden und sich verabschieden – to end the conversation and say goodbye

Gut, vielen Dank für die Auskunft.

Das hat mir sehr geholfen, vielen Dank.

Ich melde mich dann noch mal.

Auf Wiederhören!

He Likes Cats ‼

a Destiel High School AU for @thebloggerbloggerfun

The first time Dean sees Cas, he’s absolutely smitten - but he’s way too shy to say so, especially as he’s only just recently started to think about coming out. Through a slight miscommunication, though, Cas happens to think that Dean has already asked him out on a date… and he’s said yes.

Word Count: 9.4k

Read it Here on AO3!!

anonymous asked:

“Viele machen Auge, aber sind blind” wie ist das zu interpretieren oder wie interpretierst du es?

Viele Menschen sind mit Missgunst, Neid, Gier und Hass erfüllt welchen sie auf ihre Mitmenschen projizieren, was zu Unglück führt. Also der im arabischen sogenannte Böse Blick. Dabei fokussieren sich die Betroffenen Menschen so sehr darauf, das Glück ihrer Mitmenschen zu beneiden und vergessen dabei ihr eigenes Glück. Sie werden also sozusagen vor lauter Neid, Missgunst, Eifersucht usw. blind.

yandere-yumirou  asked:

I'm new to your channel, and I will tell you that I luv it! How would both the 2p allies and axis react to a touchy, feely, happy-go-lucky s/o that is pretty mich everyone's best friend. Plus Prussia and Romano. Sorry for the long ask and thanks. :>

Thank you, my love! I’m so happy that you like my blog!

2p Allies-

2p America: He would find a happy-go-lucky s/o super cute and would fall for them every time he saw them. He also wouldn’t mind the touchy, feely part ;)

2p Canada: He would be confused on how his s/o could be happy all the time, but he wouldn’t question it. His reaction would basically be thumbs up.

2p England: He would be head over heels over a friendly s/o, like omg! If you were to ask me his “type” that would be it.

2p Russia: He would be annoyed?? But he loves his s/o so it’s ok! But he would like the fact that his s/o is kind and friendly.

2p China: Him being easy-going is a really good thing when it comes to this. He’d be really chill with this and find it really cute.

2p France: He’d just find it annoying and will always argue with his s/o about it (like how he does with 2p England).

2p Axis-

2p Italy: He would find these traits very irresistible and would most likely make him want to protect them even more then he would.

2p Germany: Much like 2p Canada, thumbs up.

2p Japan: His s/o would make him blush. Nobody makes him blush.

2p Prussia: He would find his s/o very adorable and this would make him even more shy towards them.

2p Romano: “Adorable, perfect, love of my life, wind in my wings, apple of my eye, salt to my fries, light in the darkness, 10/10 would recommend.” He’d be happy….

Liebling (Bucky X Fem!Reader)

Characters: Bucky Barnes X Fem!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: None

Request: Could you do one where the Avengers make fun of the reader because she’s german and one day she pretends to insults them in german but actually she gives them cute nicknames? Maybe some Bucky x reader because he knows he’s got a special nickname? Thanks 💜 love your blog c:


Originally posted by archieaddict

You loved the avengers to bits, you’d do anything for them. But sometimes they make you want to kill them. One of those reasons being that they like to tease you a lot, and it was for the same reason: your accent.

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answering asks

i also went back and tagged all my ask posts so u can read thru old asks here! http://smokeplanet.tumblr.com/tagged/asks

aaand i think i might start answering some more in-depth questions on their own now? like the ones i feel are a lil more important?? not sure. we’ll seee

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anonymous asked:

omg, ich liebe die witze hier! irgendwelche mit dem thema ossis oder wessis?

Ok, dann mal a Tännschen, please:

Warum können Ossis nicht vom Affen abstammen? - Sie hätten nie 40 Jahre ohne Bananen überlebt.

Woraus wird ein Ossi gemacht? - Aus Lehm, Wasser und ein wenig Scheiße. Man muss aber aufpassen, dass man nicht zu viel Scheiße nimmt. Sonst wird es ein Wessi.

Meint der Ossi zum Wessi: “Wir sind ein Volk.” Darauf der Wessi: “Wir auch.”

Wie nennt man es, wenn ein Wessi einem Ossi eine reinhaut? - Solidaritätszuschlag.

Was ist der Lieblingssport von Ossis? - Bobfahren. Links eine Mauer, rechts eine Mauer und dazwischen geht’s immer nur bergab.

Wer schleicht so spät durch Kraut und Rüben, es ist der Erich, der will nach drüben. Er hält das Westgeld wohl in dem Arm. Er hält es sicher, er hält es warm. Er erreicht die Grenze mit Mühe und Not, tritt auf `ne Miene und - bums - war er tot.

Stasi-Beamter auf der Straße: “Wie beurteilen Sie die politische Lage?” Passant: “Ich denke…” Stasi-Beamter: “Das genügt - Sie sind verhaftet!”

Warum war das Klopapier in der DDR so rau? Damit auch der letzte Arsch rot wurde…

Wie kann man mit einer Banane die Himmelsrichtung feststellen? - Abends die Banane auf die Berliner Mauer legen, da wo am nächsten Tag abgebissen wurde, ist Osten…

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Kuhschwanz und einem Wessi-Schlips? - Der Kuhschwanz verdeckt das ganze Arschloch.

Wie kann man den Wert eines Trabbis verdoppeln? - Man legt eine Banane auf den Rücksitz!

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Schweinen im Westen und Schweinen im Osten? - Im Westen werden sie gegessen, im Osten Genossen.

Warum heißt der Trabbi Trabbi? - Weil er so langsam ist. Wäre er schneller, hieße er Galoppi!

Das reicht jetzt, sonst baut noch wer eine Mauer um mich.

anonymous asked:

Beschreib uns mal den Mann deiner Träume

Hab echt keine hohen Ansprüche, mein Mann muss nicht gut aussehen, solange ich ihn schön finde und liebe reicht mir das. Er muss kein Geld haben, muss nicht wirklich was besitzen oder eine schöne stimme haben oder durchtrainiert was weiß ich. Ich will jemanden an meiner Seite haben, bei dem es sich lohnt ihm mein Herz zu geben, diesen Menschen lieben können mit dem gewissen, dass ich diese Person niemals auch nur für drei Sekunden nicht lieben werde und bis an mein Lebensende diese Gefühle in meinem Herzen habe, jemand der loyal ist, weil es zu wenig loyale Menschen gibt
und jemand, der wirklich von Herzen liebt, bei dem es egal ist, wie man im Moment ausshieht, der selbst wenn man wie ein Müllsack aussieht immer noch sagt “bist so schön wie immer”.
Jemand, bei dem ich halt die Charakterzüge oder das Lächeln und alles, was ich an der Person so liebe auch bei meinen Kindern sehen möchte.
Aber wie soll man hier in dieser Welt und Gesellschaft jemanden finden der so ist,
ich meine, in meinen Augen gibt es so wenige Menschen, die wirklich so krass von Herzen lieben, die für ihre Liebe alles aufgeben würden, sogar sich selbst, weil sie wissen, dass die andere Person genau das selbe tun würde. Es gibt einfach zu viele, die denken sie machen eine Person nur mit Materiellem glücklich
und es gibt so viele schlechte bzw. einfach Menschen, die sich für die allergrößten halten und nicht ansatzweise auch nur ein kleines bisschen verstehen, wie man Liebe definiert. Ich will eine liebe bei der ich weiß sie haltet bis zum Tod an
und nicht so eine 0815 beziehung, bei der immer wieder on off ist.
Ich mein ich hab echt keine hohen Ansprüche, mein Mann könnte ein abgewrackter Penner sein, aber wenn ich merke dass dieser Mensch mich so richtig aufrichtig von Herzen liebt, ehrlich liebt und er Humor hat, aber gleichzeitig auch total ernst ist und mich in meiner Denkweise und meinem Verhalten auch versteht und so gut wie auswendig kennt, dann würde ich alles für diese Person tun, ich schwöre, ich würde brennen, nur damit es dieser Person gut geht, weil wenn ich einmal wirklich mit meinem ganzen Herzen liebe, dann Liebe ich aufrichtig und bedingungslos.

Humans Are Weird- Period Edition

Commander Tehk'laki was confused. He had been ordered, ORDERED, to give the female human this box of… sticks. Upon closer inspection, he discovered the stiff tube revealed a soft white stick with string attached. He had asked the expert on humans what exactly the purpose of these things were. They were both clueless. But when they approached the male human, he had seemed… afraid of it. Further study showed that all the males had a similar reaction, some going so far as to back up and refuse to so mich as look at it.

This would have led the Commander to assume they were dangerous, if bot for the reactions of the females. Not one of them reacted the same way as the males. Several looked amused when they saw him studying one, trying to determine what was so dangerous about it, then flat out laughing when he asked what the purpose of it was. They also refused to answer, seeming to find it more fun to have him trying to figure it out on his own. But then one came and demanded he give her the box of remaining sticks. The females all looked at her with sympathy, the males just avoided her all together.

Watching the human was only slightly more revealing than studying the object itself. For the length of one week, she was angrier than normal, then suddenly started crying. She spent large amounts of time curled up in a ball, complaining about pain, for which the other females gave her small colored objects they called “pills”, saying that it would help. She would also eat far more amounts of food than she ever had before. Having several servings at meals, then walking around all day with these “snacks”. The smell of blood followed her around. The Commander cautiosly asked another female if she was bleeding, to which the other female replied with “Yes, but it’s almost over”. The Commander was worried. He didn’t want her to bleed to death, but the other female was unconcerned.

True to the word, one day later the female gad recovered, walking around, talking just as she always had. When asked if she was all right, she would say yes, and look confused, as if she didn’t understand why she wouldn’t be.

The Commander would have thought it was a one time thing, if it wasn’t for the fact that every few days, a different female was hit also, each exhibiting most of the same symptoms, some showing new ones. For some it only lasted 3 days. For others, it lasted as long as a week. Then they were fine… Until the next month when, at roughly the same time, it happened to them again. The males never got this strange disease, and none of the humans questioned it

Note: I tried to include a few different countries and languages to get a bit of variety. So If there should be something wrong just know that I used google translate for most of the sentences in a different language. I still hope you like it though :) As an ekstra there are a few infos about me in this one.

Rap Monster - Norway

He`d be nervous but confident when meeting your parents. You can bet your cute little bum he has learned a few sentences norwegian, wanting to impress your parents. He`d be very interested your carefree and open culture, not to mention the nature, and would ask you if it was okey to visit norway more often.

“Det er hyggelig å møte dere. Navnet mitt er Namjoon.”
“It`s nice meeting you. My name is Namjoon.”

pretty sure this is right as I live in norway, haha

Jin - Italy

He`d be delighted to finally meet your parents, although he`d be a bit nervous. Jin would search out a few italian recipes thinking he could help your mother in the kitchen a bit. Because let`s be honest, the biggest cultural interest he would have would be the food. 

“Maybe we could make something light as a starters like Prosciutto e melon and some Culatello?”

Suga - France

I think yoongi would be infatuated by the language so I can see him try to learn a few phrases, as well to impress your parents Because no matter how cool and unphased by everything he looks a lot of the time, this would be something he wouldn`t want to f*** up. He`d make sure to try to learn a bit of your culture, emphisizing music as it would be something he`d be most comfortable with.

“Bonjour, je m`appel Min Yoongi. Ravi de vous rencontrer”
“Hello, my name is Min yoongi. It`s nice to meet you.”

say hello to my super bad school french that I learned like 3 years ago

J-Hope - Germany

He is definitely the most hyper active, nervous kind there is. He`d spent hours on perfecting his one sentence to greet your parents. However when actually meeting them he`d be so calm you`d think he was abducted by aliens on your way there. He would want to go sight seeing, loving the old and rustical architecture and would be asking you tons of questions about them.

“Guten Tag, mein name is Hoseok. Ich freue mich sehr sie kennen zu lernen.”
“Good day, my name is Hoseok. I`m happy to meet you.”

another one I`m sure at as I`m born in germany and speak german with my parents everyday

Jimin - Brazil

Jimin seems like a very curious person so I can imagine him being interested in a lot of things. He`d want to go to the beach and learn Samba, so be prepared for sexy/funny Jimin, depending on how good he is at it. He`d probably be very nervous to meet your parents but with you holding his hand he`d calm down and say his long studied phrase:

“Olá meu nome é Jimin. Seu país é lindo.”
“Hello, my name is Jimin. You have a beautiful country.”

major Sherlock feels here

Taehyung - Great Britain

Oh this cutie would be so nervous. Probaby even more nervous than J-Hope. He would use hours picking the right outfit and practicing his english, probably driving namjoon nuts with all his questions. He`d be quite silent for the most part but would try his best to communitcate well. And, what a surprise, his biggest interest would definitely be art. London for example has some great art museums in which he`d probably be the pretties of all the art

“Y/n, we have to go to the national gallery, oh and the Buckingham Palace.”

Jungkook - Greece

I actualy think he`d be a mix of Namjoons confidence when meeting you parents, but also Suga`s fear when preparing for it. He`d try to read up on your culture not wanting to do anything wrong, also learning a bit greek to be able to at least greet your parents and say please and thank you. He`d be fascinated by the architecture and would want to try lots of different food like Moussaka the traditional Honey and baklava.

“Kalispera, to onoma mou einai Jungkook. Harika pos sas gnorisa.”
“Hello, my name is Jungkook. It`s nice to meet you.”

Note 2.0: I have now updated to the new and right greek translation as the one google has told me was wrong. 

yaoi-king02  asked:

Hey i love your work but i would mabe cool if you did erwin and levi eavesdropping on armin and eren talking about boys to find out they are talking about them so they start making moves on eren and armin? (Sorry its long)

This was getting far too long because Eren and Armin`s girl talk is something I could write forever, if you`re still interested in a second half just send another ask!

Night fell over the Corps` temporary HQ, and Captain Levi and Commander Erwin themselves walked down the corridors together in friendly - ish on Levi`s part - silence. It was just something they did, the swiftness of their steps, the weight of their feet, the glances they shared all spoke volumes. Neither were men of emotion, but their little routine always reminded the other “Yeah, we`re friends.”

Tonight however, there were giggles and laughter floating through the hall and despite their rounds being a sort of bonding time, it was still a job and they needed to investigate.

Levi found the sounds were coming from a certain bright-eyed, stupidly attractive, shifter`s cell, and he immediately thought the kid had finally lost it and went insane down there, but there was another, lighter laugh accompanying his. And because Levi happened to be a nosy shit, he shushed Erwin from calling out and nodded him over as he slightly, quietly, peeked the door open.

Finally, actual voices could be heard.

“This is gonna be so much fun!” A blonde cried, Arlert if the way Erwin leaned in that much more was anything to go by. Eren popped into view by wrapping his arms around the blonde`s shoulders in a failed attempt at a piggy back.

“Yeah, we`re gonna do all the stuff Mikasa doesn`t want us to do, and eat snacks, and wear comfy clothes-”

Levi snorted lowly. “A sleepover, c`mon Erwin, there`s nothing to see here.” Erwin chuckled fondly and made to follow Levi away from their spying,

“-and talk about boys!”

Levi whipped around so hard you could hear his poor old man neck crack.

Erwin bit his lip, contemplating the absolutely childish, not even acceptable from trainees type of proposal he was thinking of. But… well technically it was his duty as a commander to know of all his subordinates relationships, to avoid putting them in the same squad or keeping them in separate groups on missions.

“Levi-”

“We shouldn`t.” The raven cut off.

“You`re right. It`s completely unprofessional.”

“We would be acting like a couple of teenaged boys.”

“We would, it would be ridiculously immature.”

Levi looked at Erwin.

Erwin stared back at Levi.

The two quickly huddled close to the door once more, pushing and shoving to get a good view.

“Erwin, scoot your fat ass over! I can see anything!” Levi hissed, shoving the blonde harshly with his shoulder to squeeze nearer to the small crack in the door.

“Rude, you`re the one-” The commander couldn`t finish his protest before his shorter companion shushed him.

“The brats are talking, quiet.”

Eren playfully ruffled Armin`s hair as they plopped themselves onto the hardened floor of Eren`s cell, it wasn`t exactly a good place to meet, but Armin would have sat on hot coals if it meant spending time together, Eren knew. He was such a sweet fucking coconut it was insane.

Armin and he had been planning their mini, boys-only, sleepover all day, Eren had perhaps gotten too excited about talking and doing things Mikasa wouldn`t approve of and exchanging secrets while talking shit, he was already buzzing at the fact that Armin had found their old pajamas to wear.

Clearing his throat dramatically and pointedly wiggling his eyebrows, Eren nudged his blonde buddy. Armin looked at him with a half confused, half annoyed glare that only had him adding more and more suggestive gestures to his movements.

– 

“You`re some strange things Levi.” Erwin whispered at the many odd and somewhat impossible faces Cadet Jaeger was making.

“Fuck off, he looks adorable.”

Erwin decided Levi was hopelessly biased.

“Eren, what the fuck are you doing?” Armin deadpanned, his angelic facade used to hide his dark mind fell when it was just the two of them, Armin had a dirtier mouth than Levi himself at times.

“So much for Angel Arlert.” Levi whistled, trying very hard to ignore the could-be whine of possible want Erwin made.

“Ugh, I`m trying to say we should talk about boys Armin! Duh, sleepover 101? Literally the one thing Mikasa would kill us for?” Eren groaned.

“Oh…” Armin looked away shyly. Which cause Eren to bum rush him onto his back and grip his shoulders.

“Oh, my, fucking, walls. Armin! Who?” The brunet squealed. Armin fidgeted but didn`t say a word. Eren realized despite how brash he could be, Armin was still an Armin and needed to be treated with expert care. “Okay, don`t say his name, just tell me about him, and I`ll guess, okay?”

Armin sighed, “He`s…. older than me.”

“Be specific, that`s almost everyone”

“He`s a blonde.”

“Okay okay, we`re going places now.”

“U-uh, he`s, um, really handsome.”

“Oh Armin, is it Jean? I love you but Armin, I will disown you if it`s that fugly horse!”

“What? No! I said handsome dumbass!”

“Thank fuck.”

“He`s got blue eyes anyway, not shit brown.”

“I taught you so well. So blonde hair, blue eyes? You`ve got your eyes on a regular prince charming huh?”

“Something like that, yeah.”

Eren hummed, but nothing came to his mind. Armin giggled and added,

“He`s our superior.”

“Miche!”

:Ugh no! It`s-”

“The commander!? Oh my gosh, as in Thunder Thighs himself? Armin!

Armin babbled something shrilly, along the lines of ‘shut up` and `fuck off` as he buried his face in his hands.

Levi punch his over sized companion in the shoulder when he leaned in so far he was on top of him. “Calm your dick Erwin!” He growled.

“He likes me…” The man whispered in awe, you could practically see the rainbows and sparkles flying from his ass in happiness.

“You sound like a kid.”

“You`re just jealous.”

“Whatever, what about you Eren?” Armin asked quickly, desperately to get the subject off of him. And it worked, Eren`s eyes widened for a split second before he girlishly swooned and exaggeratedly fell into Armin`s arms.

“Oh Ar, I think I`m in love.” The brunet sang, it had his friend shaking his head fondly. He could tell Eren had been waiting to gush about this from the start, and he decided it was only fair to humor him.

“What`s he like?”

“He`s perfect.”

Armin scoffed, “Be specific, dummy.”

“He`s got dark hair and gorgeous grey eyes, his body is drool-worthy and he`s funny and really sweet and his name is so hot, I love it, and he kills titans and-”

“Hold on. From what I hear, this sounds like…”

Erwin balked, “Now I know he can`t be talking about…”

“…captain Levi. But last I check he was short, mean and angry, I don`t remember all that extra shit.”Armin was sure that`s what he was the last time he checked.

Eren tutted, “You don`t know him like I do, he`s actually just a big teddy bear with a mad face.”

“Levi, you look constipated.” Erwin teased.

Levi felt fucking constipated, happy shit was bubbling in his guts. Eren wanted him, he was gushing and bragging over him like he was some catch when it was all the other way around. But he was all too smug now.

Just as he was about to retort to Eyebrows, a loud, screeching voice came ringing down the hall.

“Levi! Erwin! What are you doing!?” Hanji called as they bolted down there way, which caused two pretty brats to whip around.

“Shit!” Levi cursed whilst scrambling up like a newborn foal, Erwin following swiftly and knocking his head on the door frame, drawing even more attention.

The two bolted around the corner, grabbing Hanji on the way to clamp their hands over their loud mouth. Just as they were out of sight, Eren poked his head outside his room, eyes darting around for any signs of noise or commotion.

“See anyone?” Armin asked, now huddled on Eren`s cot.

“No, maybe it was our imagination? I don`t know… Whatever, finish telling me how you plan on taking Erwin`s dick because I still say it`s impossible.”

After the door closed once more, the eavesdropping men let out a breath as they ignored Hanji`s muffled protests. They shared a look, a look that one would give when they knew they were getting laid, which they would if they had any say.

Those poor, shy cadets, they`d have no chance against their charms.

Or so they thought.

A New Suit - Leon Draisaitl #1

Originally posted by intermissionpenguins

about/request: Can I request a Leon Draisaitl one where he says something in German (a rant, a comment, whatever) without realizing you actually understand the language, please? I love your blog!! :)

warnings: cursing and sexual references

authors note: this was cool. i don’t know german so its all up to google translate so i’m sorry if its not right. i also added the translation to english right next to whatever was said in german so i hope it flows well!! 

word count: 953

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kurban wie würdest du sehnsucht beschreiben?

Sehnsucht ist für mich, wie starkes Heimweh. Du sehnst dich so sehr nach etwas, dass es schon weh tut, weil es so fern ist. Du würdest es gerne berühren oder fühlen, aber es scheint unmöglich und dein Herz schreit danach. Diese Schreie ersticken dein Herz und je mehr du den Drang danach hast es bei dir zu haben, oder dort zu sein oder es zu fühlen wird es schlimmer. Es ist wie eine Sucht von der du nicht loskommst, vielleicht ist es sogar schlechter für dich als du denkst, aber alles in dir schreit danach. In dir herrscht ein Chaos, dass nur durch das, nach was du dich sehnst wieder in Ordnung gebracht werden kann. Sehnsucht kann schön sein, aber manchmal ist es auch unglaublich schmerzhaft

KAREN 3 ( p. parker x reader ) Finale

Me and my fam fam watched Ragnarok. And it got me excited for the Infinity war. Woohh . So here it is people, the piece of the resisntan had made it way to their tables. Enjoy the Finale of Karen. Thanks for tge support.

You made your way to your class along with Michelle. Homecoming was near and you had no date. You were practically planning to ask your crush out. Who else could it be than the nerdy spiderboy itself.

“ Are you going to ask him? ” Mich asked you as both of you walked your way to your class. You blushed at the question and smiled. “ You really are a dork for him. ” she teased as she laughed at you. “ I would love to be his Dork Mich, don’t judge me. ” you replied as you shrugged her off. She rolled her eyes at you.

“ Well well speaking of the devil, Look ahead Dork. Your Prince awaits. ” Michelle said as you turned to where she was looking at.

There stood your Spider Prince indeed with his best friend. Mich smirked and looked at you before she pulled you with her. “ Parker! Someone want’s to talk to ya! ” your eyes widen as you tried to pull away from the damn girl as you called her name.

“ Mich! No! ” Michelle had you in a death grip as she pulled you with a playful smirk plastered on his face. “ gosh, can you tell me where you hide you horns and tail?” you sarcastically asked as you gave up fighting.

Peter and Ned spun to the call of their curly haired friend who is practically dragging poor you behind her.

“ Mich, your gonna hurt Y/n. ” Peter argued as you smiled at him as he smiled back. “Gosh, stop it I might get diabetes. ” Mich teased as you and Pete laughed. Ned gave Mich a playful look as she nodded.

“ Here’s your chance.” you heard Mich whisper as you arched up. You took a breath.

“ Peter? ” you called as the said boy turned to you. “ Yeah? ”

Your breathed hitched as your cheeks exploded “ aghh W-w-will y-you got to——- ” “ ring!!!!” you were cut off by the ringing if the school bell. “ Oh! Time to go! See you! Come on Ned. . ” he said as he pulled Ned along as he ran.

“ Peter! Wait– I– ” your head dropped as Michelle felt bad. She placed a hand on your back as you looked at her sadly.

“ Hey, you still have a chance later? Don’t worry. ” he comforted as you sighed and smiled and nodded and walked to your class. As each period ended you were gathering up more courage.


“ What are you gonna do at Lunch?! ” Mich asked “ I’m gonna Ask him!!” you replied confidently. The girl has been cheering for you all period to gather up all your courage to ask Peter to Homecoming. You two made your way to the cafeteria to meet Ned and Peter and finally ask him out officially. You didn’t see Peter at the cafeteria. So you went to find him

You walked you way through the halls as you pulled out your phone and texted Peter.

To: MyDreamDork.

Hey, didn’t see you at Cafeteria. I wanna talk to you where are you?

You pressed sent as you continued to walk until a familiar brunette pass your sight. It was Peter. You smiled and ran to follow him. “ Peter! ” you called but he didn’t seem to hear you. You continued to follow until you saw him standing infront of the Trophies. But he wasn’t alone. He was rambling as he talked to Liz and it hit a spot to your chest.


They laughed until brought up the homecoming. When Liz said she didn’t had time thinking about a date, you felt fear struck you.


“ No wait. . ” you whispered as you looked at Peter with a scared look.

“ Would. . Would you go. .? With me? ” he asked.

“ Yeah, sure. ”

Like a knife plunged into you heart it pained. You covered your mouth as tears sided your lids making you dash out. You ran and ran until you collided with Michelle. The girl shocked and worried held your shoulders as she asked you what happened.

“ He asked her.” you said as you angrily wiped your tears as you ran out again with michelle calling out you name. She immidiately followed you.

You stood by the entrance as you held your phone on your ear meant that you were talking to someone. Michelle made it to your side. “ Hey, Y/n lets talk about this. ” she reasoned as a black limousine stopped infront of the both of you. You looked at her as she looked at you in confusion. You pulled her in the car as Happy, the driver. Drove you home to the tower.

Michelle was rambling and quite shocked that you were the Iron Man’s daughter. You told her everything that it was to know until you made it to the tower. Happy tried to comfort you liked Michelle but it didn’t seem to work either. “ I’ll go. Take care of her Michelle. ” he said as the said girl nodded and followed you to your room.

As you entered you slumped into your bed like any heartbroken teen would do.

Days of the homecoming begin to shorten. Peter noticed your distance from him and worried him. He should be happy and excited for homecoming cause Liz agreed to go with him but not seeing, talking nor smiling of you didn’t made him feel like it. He would always see you with Mich as usual although you would ignore or you would just nod or say short replies like yes and no.

He was really worried and sad.

Tony noticed your melancholic state and he was getting worried. The story that Happy told him had him storming to your room right now.

“ Y/n M/n Stark. You are going to the Homecoming this instant. ” he boomed as he barged into your room. He found your room dim lighted with you on your bed coated with comforter making you look like a Burito and 3 empty pizza boxes on the floor.

You gave him a dead stare before turning back to the tv screen as you ignored your ringing phone on the night stand as Michelle’s name lit the screen.

Tony sighed and sat to your side.

“ Sweetie, I heard what happened. Its not the end of the world. ” he cooed as he made you faced him with horrid look. You had dark bags under your eyes and a stain of tomato sauce from the pizza on your cheeks.

Tony laughed and wiped your cheeks as you pouted.

“ What’s the point of going? ” you mumbled as you dropped your head on your dad’s shoulder as he caressed your hair.

“ Sweetie, it doesn’t matter if you didn’t get a date. There are so many boys out there. Homecoming is a once in a lifetime thing. Its not just about dates and stuff. Its about you having the time of your life with your friends. Think about your friend Michelle. She too doesn’t have a date she is going, you know why?! ” he asked as he held your cheeks together as you looked like a squishy.

“ nmm - Nooo. . ” you replied.

“ Because she is there to have the time of her life as a teen. Live a little Sweetheart. She needs ya there. She needs he bestie. ” he smiled at you making you smile and you held his hand and removing them from your cheeks from squishing them. “ Thanks dad. ” you said as Tony smiled and pulled you in a hug.

“ Tell you what, I’ll have your friend fetched here so you could go together. And your mom just called Cinna. ( A/n: Hunger Games. ) He is a great make up artist love and I guarantee, Parker will see an Angel and he will regret not asking you out.” he cooed to you as you laughed.

He pulled you out off bed as he told you to get a bath.

“ Friday, get that Dress I ordered. Now is the time to make my Princess to shine. ” Tony said to the A.I.

Peter was now on his way to Homecoming to school with Liz as her father drove them to school. He was shocked and concerned cause Liz’s father is the Vulture himself. He was really uncomfortable through the whole ride.

Meanwhile Michelle paced inside the living room of the Stark’s tower as she waited for you. She was so happy that you were coming. Then she heard the sound of a sliding door open. Pepper greeted her with a hug. “ I’m ready. ” your voice rang throught the two ladies ears as they turned to you and they gasped in shocked and delight.

They finally made it to the destination. Peter greeted Ned inside. Liz had left to go to some friends. “ Are Michelle and Y/n coming? ” he asked his bestfriend as they looked around. “ Well, Mich said they are on their way. Which means Y/n is with her. ” Peter smiled at the good news. He was dying to see you.

Then a serious of gasps and awes came from the direction of the entrance. “ What going on there? ” he asked as Ned shrugged and they walked to the entrance.

“ Take care kids. ” Happy said with a smile as you and Mich waved goodbye to him as he drove off.

“ Soo… Lets go? ” you asked Michelle as she smiled at you. “ Hell Yeah! Lets go binge eating on that buffet. ” you laughed at her remark as you both entered. Multiple looks landed on you as you entered the halls of Midtown High. People began to compliment on how you look. Then you two made it to the event area.

Peter and Ned stopped at the Entrance. His gaze landed on the familiar e/c orbs. His mouth dropped at the sight of you.

“ Wow… ” the only word that he could describe you at the moment.

Your eyes roamed around until they landed on the familiar brown orbs staring back at you. You pulled Mich towards the duo with you. “ Hey, Losers. ” Michelle teased as you laughed and told her to stop her bullying cause its homecoming. Peter couldn’t seem to get his eyes off you. You stared back at him as you sent him a smile.

Ned just pushed him, breaking his trance as he almost fell on you. He awkwardly met your gaze. The 4 of you chatted, it was just Ned and Michelle chatting while you and Peter barely said any word. Both were awkwardly giving stares. Mich was pissed, why can’t you two hook up now!

“ That’s it! You two haven’t talked go to the dancefloor and dance if you aren’t gonna talk. ” she scolded as she pushed you and Peter to the dancefloor.

You stared at him awkwardly as did he back. What happened next was quite unexpected…

He stretched his hand towards you as you stared at it for a moment then to Peter who was smiling shyly.

“ Shall we dance? ” he asked, you couldn’t help but smile as you took his hand. “ Yes We may. ”

On que, the music changed its tune.

I found the Love, for me

Darling just dive right in, follow my lead

Peter’s eyes never left yours as he slowly pulled you to the dance floor then he placed his hands on your waist slowly at the same time asking your permission to touch you. You answered by placing your hands on his shoulder. You both stopped from a moment then stepped.

We were just kids when we fell in love

Not knowing what it was,

I will not give you up this time

You smiled as Peter almost tumbled a little.

“ Careful now. Don’t want you falling on me… ” you teased as Peter seem to have already captivated by your smile. “ I think I already did. ” he said out of nowhere. Your eyes widen as you stared at him. He had an equal look of shock. You sighed thinking maybe you have a chance. You began to circle your arms around Peter’s neck as he did the same to your waist. Closing the gap between you.

Darlin’ just kiss me slow

Your heart is all I own,

and in your eyes your holdin mine

You both swayed through the music as the gap between you shortened. His forehead had rested on yours, your eyes were closed as you savored the moment, his breath felt hot against your skin. Peter slowly moved his lips up to your forehead and placed a kiss on your head. Your eyes shit open as you met his gaze. He just stared. Unknowingly, his head lowers slowly with his eyes never leaving your eyes.

The moment was perfect… Until.

“ Peter, There you are. ” The voice broke the two of you away from each other. Liz made it to Peter’s side as she pressed a kiss on his lips. You looked away with a pained look before speakin. Peter saw and it pained him to see you like that. He wanted to hug you. He wanted to kiss you.

“ I gotta go, Mich is waiting for me. Enjoy your moment. Liz, Peter. ” you said as you turned away. “ Y/n, wait! ” he called as you stopped. He didn’t want you to leave. You didn’t turn and continued to walk away.

You didn’t cry. You did feel sad but you were happy you got to dance with Peter even if it was just once. The time passed and you were crowned Homecoming Queen but you didn’t participate much. Peter disappear through the crowd. He was probably with Liz doing who knows what.

You got home early. Mich thanked you for joining her. You had her sent home safely. You stood at the terrace of the Avengers Tower in your room. You like having a terrace in your room. You leaned on the rails as you let the Brooklyn wind hit your skin with its ghostly touch. You smiled as you remembered how you and Peter danced. You hummed as you swayed slowly. Remembering that one presious moment.

“ Hello Homecoming Queen. ” you heard a familiar voice call up behind you making you jump and turn to the direction of the voice. There sat Peter stood in his old Spiderman onesie since your dad took his upgraded one.

“ Hello Spiderman, or should I say … … . Peter Parker. ” you revealed as he removed his mask. You smiled at him warmly. “ Your Mr. Stark’s daughter. I think its quits now. ” he said as he walked to your side. You noticed a couple of scratches on his face.

“ You had a rough night. ” you laughed as you faced him. He laughed at your remark as he looked at you.

“ How did it go with Liz. Congratulations! So when is the reception. ” you cheered happily even though you feel really hurt. Peter let out a sigh as he looked at you with a hurt look.

“ Stop pretending Y/n. And No. I didn’t ask Liz out. I’ve… I’ve come to realize something. ” he stated as your expression changed. Peter walked towards you closer than before. He took your hand as you met his gaze. He smiled awkwardly.

“ I Love You, Y/n. ”

Your eyes widen in shock as you looked at Peter.

“ I Love You too Peter. ” you said out of nowhere. Peter giggled at your response as your cheeks redenned and looked away in embarassment. You felt his finger lift your chin up to meet his gaze.

“ Don’t the Homecoming Queen deserve a kiss? ” he asked as you smiled at him. “ I don’t mind, as long as its you. ” with that.

Peter closed the gap between his and your lips. Sealing the agreement. Accepting your love and you accepting his. The kiss was slow, passionate, loving and sweet. You can’t but smile in it. You two broke away as you placed your hands on his cheeks as a smiled popped on both of your lips. Peter dove down and gave you a quick kiss.

“ Oh wait… ” you said and left Peter’s arm and went inside the room and took a big silver briefcase. Peter looked at you. “ Dad wanted you to have it back. Don’t worry, I fixed everything. ” you said as Peter smiled.

“ What did you fix? I didn’t break anything when I returned this. ” he said. You slipped. Peter noticed your expression as he gave you a look. “ What did you do? ” he asked.

“ Well, the A.I of that suit was deleted and… . It was my fault. I didn’t wanna tell dad so I programmed the suit to have me as the A.I while I fixed KAREN, aka your A.I since you named her that sooooo yeahhhh. ” you confessed as you booped your two index finger together as you avoided his gaze.

Peter processed everything until his cheeks reddened after what he has understood. “ Then, I’ve been sharing my - ” “ Yeah. ” you blurted and looked at him.

Peter just sighed but smiled. “ Well, atleast I have you now. ” he said as you smiled. The night went on of you and Peter dancing under the moonlight, chit chats, laughing, sweet talking and never ending I Love Yous. Savouring every minute and every second together like there was no tomorrow.

The End.

Originally posted by peterparkerimagine

Originally posted by tomhalloween