is it ok to use the word feels to make fun of fake genders

Imagine...Being The Only One Who Can Calm Isaac Because You're His Anchor

Characters: Y/n, Isaac, Ethan, Aiden, Mrs Martin

Pairing: Isaac x Y/n (GENDER NEUTRAL READER)

Warnings: Anxious reader, pranks, angry Isaac, cuteness and fluff at the end

Word count: 878

Summary: When a prank goes wrong and Isaac is about to lose his temper, you’re there to calm him. 

A/N: Ok, so…requested fic by @rickflag-rocks - Hey! I know that you havent done my other request yet but…. Can you do a story where the male reader is isaac’s anchor/mate and aiden and ethan started a prank war sort of which making you and isaac get suspended because you got involved too Then isaac gets angry and the male reader try’s to calm him down by hugging him/kissing him or playing with his hair?…. (You can replace this with the smut that i request if you want too❤️❤️) Ok, so I made it gender neutral and didn’t really make it all that romantic, sorry!!. Also, sorry this took sooo long!! Hope u like it!!

Tagged peeps: @sallyp-53 @greyravenvixen @helvonasche @chelsea072498 @the-latina-trickster @aingealcethlenn @squirrels-angels-and-moose @lucifer-in-leather @p–trick @sinceriouslyamellpadalecki @mogaruke @totalwhovian 

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You were terrified to go into school today.

For the past week or two, Aiden and Ethan had begun pulling a few pranks and tricks on you.

At first, you didn’t react.

They were just having a bit of fun and you didn’t mind.

Most of the things they did were harmless. A fake spider on your desk. Whoopee cushions. The usual stuff.

But then they upped their game.

Exploding pens, squirting flowers and even a card that screamed profanities they’d recorded when you opened it, leading to the teacher glaring at you as you sunk into your chair.

But recently, it’d been quiet.

A little too quiet.

Keep reading

Surprise? // Damien Haas

For anonymous

Warnings: mentions of sex

Pairing: Damien Haas x Reader (gender neutral)

Word Count: 806

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When Shayne had found out that you and Damien were dating, you expected him to tell the other people who worked at Smosh alongside you and Damien, I mean you had been dating for who knows how long and no one seemed to know. Aside from your guys’ boss, of course. So when he didn’t, you were confused but didn’t really sweat it, as no one seemed to care too much.

“Are we ever going to tell the Smosh crew?” You asked him, as you snuggled against him while he played Legend of Zelda and you watched.

“I mean, if you want to then go right ahead. I just think it’s funny that none of them have even noticed that we’ve been dating the entire time I’ve worked for Smosh so far.” Damien said, his eyes not drifting far from the screen.

“No, no, I want to see how long this plays out. It’s either we crack or Shayne cracks, and momma didn’t raise no loser.” Damien gave a soft chuckle at that.

“Your mother is a truly lovely lady, I don’t think it’s possible for her to raise a loser.” You smiled.

“I’ll be sure to tell her next time we visit.” You told him.

The two of you sat, completely content. Most of the noises were grunts from Damien as he fought bosses and also groans each time he died. Those also caused laughs from you which Damien always glared at you for, not that you cared much.

You barely payed attention as members of Smosh were participating in a livestream. You were in the room, as you worked behind the cameras, although you did star in quite a few videos. You didn’t remember the name of the game, or the exact rules, but it went something along the lines of one person was the judge, and then one by one people would give a card with a good attribute for a date, and another person would give a negative card to counter the good one. You didn’t really know what was going on.

Participating in the game was Boze, as she was the host, Damien, Shayne, Wes, Mari, and Joven. You laughed along as they told jokes while playing the game, making sure the audio and video was still working fine when you decided to tune into what they were saying, and you were glad you did at that very moment.

“Now onto my turn!” Damien announced in a posh accent, before Boze piped up.

“It’s funny that like the only two single people are playing this game.” You almost broke your facade when she said that.

“Actually, fun fact, I’m not single.” Damien shrugged and everyone except Shayne shared a look of disbelief.

“Wait, what?!” Boze shrieked and hit him multiple times on his shoulder as he faked being hurt.

“I just told you, gosh Bip Bop. I’m not single.” Damien shook his head in a joking manner.

“Yeah, he’s dating Y/N. Did none of you know?” There it was. You had finally won your game- Shayne had cracked.

“What?!” Boze turned and looked you right in the eye.

You waved awkwardly, as everyone around you just looked back and forth between you and Damien. Boze kept repeating the word “what” over and over again, and all the game play had halted.

“Goddammit, Shayne. You had to tell everyone during a livestream of all times?” You asked him and he shrugged.

“Whoops?” He said innocently.

“OK, you know what? Screw it, I’ll give them a stern talking to after.” Boze spoke to the camera and then turned back to playing, “Wes, play a card.”

“I feel like this is a joke.” Boze said as you rolled your eyes at the short girl once again.

“For like the tenth time, it’s not a joke. We’ve been dating like the entire time he’s worked for Smosh, even longer.” You explained it to her once again, as she just couldn’t grasp the fact that you were dating him.

“You guys don’t even act like a couple!” She accused.

“Do you want us to have sex in the office?” You sassed her.

“Yes! Wait, no! Please don’t do that, there are children here, and by children I mean me.” Boze shook her head at the thought.

“You are a child.” You joked and she glared.

“I’m just upset that you didn’t tell me.” She pouted.

“We were trying to see how long it would take anyone to figure out, plus, I wanted to see if Shayne would crack before us and momma didn’t raise a loser, Boze.” You nodded at your short speel.

“But momma did raise a bad friend.” She stuck her tongue out at you.

“Hey!”

Originally posted by fuckyeahsmoshgames

SENTENCE MEME ~ SAINTS ROW IV VERSION
  • "Your file has been most interesting to read, ____."
  • "You tell anyone about that and I will rip every last resistor off your circuit board with my teeth."
  • "We're tight. We go way back."
  • "Oh. Wasn't worried..."
  • I don't wanna come off as a gushing fanatic but I've really enjoyed your work."
  • "Oh are you an actor!? I'm talking about how well you handle a gun, it's very impressive."
  • "I read your book when it came out."
  • "You teach diplomacy, I get called in when diplomacy fails."
  • "I just need to feel a familial connection, ya'know?"
  • "___ says I'm not really allowed to say that word anymore."
  • "Really!? What did you think?"
  • "I'd rather relive those days than drink another one."
  • "I hope you're not offended, but I'm not really familiar with your career."
  • "I hear you're also an actor."
  • "The great thing about you not knowing much about me is I can tell you bullshit like that."
  • "So all these years later has your opinion of me changed?"
  • "I'd rather not state the names if it's worth the same to you."
  • "That is a nice exterior you have."
  • "Alright, but make it quick."
  • "Permission to speak freely, ___?"
  • "I have come to a singular conclusion. You scare me..."
  • "In hindsight, do you see that as a wise decision?"
  • "I'll have you know everything we use is 100% designed and made in the U.S.A."
  • "You honestly can't believe that can you?"
  • "Yeah! Just like- Damn!"
  • "Why is that so hard to believe?"
  • "You make a very compelling point."
  • "Good, you're learning,"
  • "What? Me? No, I'm sure of thinking of somebody else."
  • "_____ and I had a long standing business arrangement."
  • "I don't believe you."
  • "I never understood why men with your natural martial talent never joined the special forces."
  • "What's it like being part if that?"
  • "Thank you for pointing that out."
  • "I can't really be there if I'm already there. You know what I mean?""
  • "Are you high?"
  • "Heard you kidnapped me or something."
  • "That was business."
  • "And what about seducing me and make me serve your every little fantasy?"
  • "Never really thought I'd be seeing you like this again."
  • "Hey, aggressive and vengeful is fun. Though I think that's the part you didn't catch on to."
  • "Uh, sometimes you have to spell it out for me."
  • "You ever take anything seriously?"
  • "I still don't believe you're real, you know."
  • "OK, now you're projecting here."
  • "Well you're a... Wait, what?"
  • "Hey, I just call it as I see it."
  • "Well, let me give you a tip. There is no even."
  • "I believe that you did that all on your own, little [GENDER]."
  • "What have you ever accomplished?"
  • "I was a big fan of yours."
  • "I learned so much from you."
  • "No, man. I learned so much about the real world. You know, the real world. With the people with no faces and messages on everything."
  • "Baby Jesus, you folks are freaks."
  • So, you got anything good on you?"
  • "I tried to kill you and you're hitting me up for ____?"
  • "Sounds perfect to me."
  • "Bet it was a good read."
  • "The list of people killed by you was the longest I'd seen in my entire career."
  • "Shit seemed so much simpler in the old days, didn't it _____?"
  • "What's so funny?"
  • "Not if you wanna keep breathing."
  • "It's like someone is intentionally trying to put us together to see what'll happen. Fucking fan-fiction."
  • "So, how many times?"
  • "I dunno fifty is pretty impressive."
  • "Despite everything I've done with my life, apparently that's what I'm known for."
  • "Well, you're in impressive company."
  • "Me? No, God no, of course not... not that I didn't consider it, once or twice."
  • "Why does everyone keep saying that?"
  • "Guess we both fucked up."
  • "Yeah, we were a pair, you and me."
  • "It is fucked up that we can talk right now."
  • "Looks like we were both too blind for our own good."
  • "Tried to blow 'em up on a boat."
  • "What? No, nothing like... ha, well I'll be damned."
  • "A-ahm. Then, how are you here?"
  • "I can't get over how much different you are from your other you."
  • "I guess you and me have a lot in common after all."
  • "How about that sport's team?"
  • "Hell, if someone wrote that in a book there isn't anyone in the world who'd read that shit."
  • "Why you gotta be a dream killer, man?"
  • "That chick told me something pretty interesting."
  • "She says a lot of crazy shit."
  • "I did mess you up pretty bad."
  • "I already won once. I don't need to do it again."
  • "How you holding up? Things getting too crazy for you?"
  • "Did I ever tell you about the time I choked a man to death with my bare hands?"
  • "I can still feel his pulse, beating against the palms of my hand, getting slower and softer, until nothing."
  • "Oh, where have you heard that?"
  • "From the last fantasy game I saw online."
  • "So, you were some big hotshot gangster?"
  • "Did it piss you off to find out she faked her death just to get out of her contract?"
  • "Hurts like a bitch when it's gonna rain."
  • "Watch yourself old man."
  • "Don't get mad at me for telling the truth."
  • "It's amazing the lives I've changed just telling my story."
  • "If I got even one kid off the street it was all worth it."
  • "This was not the downer I was looking for."
  • "Yeah, I had to give that up at some point."
  • "Cause I am totally family material."
  • "I'm not getting anywhere with this argument, am I?"
  • "Are you sure you do not want to go out with me sometime?"
  • "It is just that I have been alone for so long and you and I have so much in common."
  • "I gotta be honest, I don't see any real similarity."
  • "Thanks for rescuing me."
  • "It was on the way!"
  • "Why a whiny brat like him?"
  • "But he's so fucking annoying."
  • "Are you jealous that I did not approach you with the offer?"
  • "Wait, you haven't told anybody, have you?"
  • "Do you want me to tell everyone about what you kept in that locked drawer in your desk?"
  • "You set an example for a lot of men who were questioning their own fashion choices and maybe even who they were inside."
  • "Hold on. By repopulate you mean?"
  • "So, I hear you're really good with computers and stuff."
  • "I guess being taken hostage really changes you."
  • "He ended getting killed when he tattooed the number for the police department's tip hotline to the back of his hand."
  • "Why do humans see the need to permanently mark their body with ink?"
  • "Why do robots see the need to ask such stupid pointless questions?"
  • "You simply don't get it, you had no chance, ever."
  • "You heard about that psychotic witchdoctor before me?"
  • "Kind of a cliché answer."
  • "Kind of a cliché conversation."
  • "Good point. I'll be quiet now."
  • "You know, I had a best friend named ____ once."
  • "I hope for your sake that's a compliment."
  • "How are you enjoying the field work?"
  • "Mastermind is more my speed."
  • "An allure? Is it spy-code for dirt, blood, fire, nausea and the insufferable blatherings of monosyllabic enemies that all look alike?"
  • "I imagine they have already seen themself naked."
  • "What are you doing after this? Maybe see where things go?"
  • "You're not nearly the psychopathic killing machine I was led to believe."
  • "You and I share that."
  • "Oh God! You're one of those."
  • "A thug? Are you saying that I am just a thug?"
  • "You really wanna shut your mouth now, son."
  • "I admit I feel the most direct kinship with you."
  • "We're outcasts, you and I. Strangers even amongst peers."
  • "This is... probably a strange time to mention it, but you were one of the best bad guys."
  • "I even had one of your action figures."
  • "Who would have thought, eh? You and me fighting side by side."
  • "Your brawn and my brains, your sass and my good looks, we're like a buddy cop show."
  • "There's no way you could have known that information, my cover was flawless."
  • "Well, that's quite a theory you have there."
  • "You know, I was like you once, I thought I could take down ____ and carry on with business as usual."
  • "You know, that wouldn't have been a bad idea."
  • "It's nice to get to talk to you on a more personal level."
  • "On second thought, I have enough friends."
  • "You almost remind me of my former assistants."
  • "Well, they actually had a measure of intelligence"
  • "Hey, if you ever get back into the whole criminal thing again, I can totally get you the hookup for good product."
  • "You don't employ any crazy dudes with Machetes do you?"
  • "Do I make you uncomfortable? If so, I apologize."
  • "You are always backing away from me and giving sideways glances as if I am contagious."
  • "So you're the playa's right-hand man. How's that working out for you?"
  • "Sorry man, but you gotta let that shit go."
  • "Oh that's funny. Coming from the people who scarred my face."
  • "I'm not looking to make friends here."
  • "That about sums it up. Yeah."
  • "You think you've gone crazy, don't you?"
  • "You know, I'm a pretty popular singer now."
  • "I was thinking we can hang some time. I let you hear some of my tracks."
  • "I have been watching footage of your old fighting matches."
  • "Funny how two completely different worlds can create things that are so similar."
  • "I am sure it was completely coincidental. You will be hearing from my attorneys."
  • "It's nice to see a celebrity who can handle a gun, seems most of them can barely land a punch."
  • "I hear you brother, no shit."
  • "Guy who played you sounds nothing like you though."
  • "____ is more powerful than you can imagine."
  • "Are you saying I don't have personality?"
  • "Cool it, ___. I'm just fucking with you."
  • "Oh no! Don't even speak to me. You don't get that right."
  • "Open your mouth again and you'll be singing falsetto permanently."
  • "I know. Man, those were good times."
  • "I thought I listened to you die. I thought that if we'd only gone back for you we could've stopped it."
  • "I'm right here, I didn't die and besides, that wouldn't have been on you."
  • "I'd say sorry about ____, but that bitch nearly ran me over with her car."
  • "You know, we took on a whole gang of maniacal wrestlers in masks years ago."
  • "Oh, well. He's dead now."
  • "Ahh, it takes a strong soul to stand up to ____. Huh, you seem to me more than your hooker getup suggests."
  • "But you do look completely like a hooker."
  • "You are a terrible mistress and should be ashamed."
  • "Oh! Ah, terribly sorry. It's just, well, look at you."
  • "I like your shoes."
  • "Yeah, they're pretty nice, I guess."
  • "The skirt, looks good on you."
  • "Ya got anything to eat? I'm starving."
  • "I'm just saying I'm willing to forgive and forget if you are honey."
  • "You ain't getting close enough to shank me."
  • "This whole invasion thing has fucked up everything. You know?"
  • "You step out of line just once and I'll find an even bigger building to drop your ass from."
  • "Just how much of your body is tattooed?"
  • "Any chance you might be looking for a good time?"
  • "Streets are so noisy, I figure we could go some place more quiet. Maybe my place at nine. You bring the wine, I'll bring... my questions."
  • "Two glasses of that and I just can't control myself."
  • "Man, I loved you as a bad guy back in the day."
  • "Then you became a good guy and I was like what the hell."
  • "God! I don't know why the ____ calls in you people for help. I mean what the hell."
  • "Look, just because I was on the opposing side doesn't mean I'm some lesser being."
  • "I was a member of a voodoo gang. Thank you very much."
  • "So can you play music or anything useful?"
  • "Yes, I have quite a large library of music from your world."
  • "I thought you were some kind of servant robot, so come on play something."
  • "Is there any way I can get an autograph some time?"
  • "Personally I hate hippy bullshit."
  • "You, woah, this is trippy. I can't believe I'm hanging out with the guy from that Ghost Busting movie."
  • "You're like an empire god, you know all the tricks. I learned a lot. That's how I built a legion of loyal followers."
  • "You know someone who deals in tiny plastic toy ponies?"
  • "What the hell. This is bullshit, man."
  • "It's just, you know, it's a skirt. Not exactly the manliest outfit, especially for taking alien hordes in crime ridden city."
  • "Just because we're not in the ring doesn't mean I won't lay your ass out."
  • "You know what I wear under my kilt? Your girlfriend's lipstick."
  • "I gotta say ____ you're looking really good."
  • "Come on, if we're gonna work together you have to get over..."
  • "Nice. Something about power makes a woman really sexy."
  • "You know maybe after we're done here you and me should talk some more."
  • "I suppose ____ told you about the time I tried to get her take a bullet for me."
  • "Ehh. I've had guys do worse."

anonymous asked:

i am curious. are there even professionals who knows the industry the boys are in in the antis camp that can provide quality and efficient "proofs" (for the lack of better word) or acceptable reasoning on why they don't think larry is real other than the homophobic, ignorant and very wtf-ish kinds of explanations they keep on blogging about? i mean i tried, I TRIED to see what they're coming from but?? they can't even explain it properly? or at least a good comeback, have they ever had one?

I present you with the LIVING IN DENIAL tag, but please take care of your brain cells. Please also note thatthey love to take 1 action and say we think Larry is real because of that little thing (standing next to each other etc etc) but they refuse to look at the bigger picture and see the inconsistencies.

Actually because I am a masochist I found some gems for ya :)

  • why must they make everything about larry - after 5 years of supposedly being closeted you really think he’d be tweeting about aimh - according to your theories he wouldn’t even be able to tweet about it lol
  • larries actually think the mug means they’re gonna come out. in a music video. lmao
  • The other side thinks Louis bringing B to the OTRA shows is his way of telling everyone she’s important to him. Apparently he is standing up for her through actions, not words. 
  • i hope yall realise that with this “larry night” you are actually admitting that you have to go back at least two years to have moments where louis and harry actually interacted like you are admitting that your ship has been dead for several years and that’s why you’re doing this 
  • I feel bad for you Larries:• First, you’re going to realize that Larry isn’t real and never was.• Second, you’re going to realize that the last 2 and half years of Larry don’t interacting it’s not because modest forced them, it’s because they really don’t like each other and their friendship gone. 
  • I dont think louis is sexually attracted to Harry tbh 
  • okay??????? Louis lent harry his hair tie to harry… I lent my hair tie to my friend yesterday it must obviously mean… 
  • Louis got the dagger tattoo to mock larries 
  • “louis saw that you guys wanted him to get a dagger tattoo and he though it was funny because you guys are so deluded and shit so he got it to make fun of you” (LINK)  
  • why do people equate saying their management sucks with saying larry is real like I don’t see anyone doing that besides the dark harry’s where is this coming from 
  • tbh i think there’s probably somethin weird going on with harry styles but oh my god i hate larry shippers so much 
  • I know at least 10 guys who are scared of the dark. They are straight. Harry is not gay just because of that tweet. God people are so stupid. 

  • Is it wrong to believe what you’re told? Is it wrong to be someones fan and not want to analyze what every tweet means, what every touch or smile means? Just because you believe what you’re told doesn’t mean you’d stop supporting them if you were now told they were not straight, and were together. What’s wrong with believing what Louis has told them? 

  • They were asked what traits they look for in a GIRLFRIEND he said ‘not that important’ they were specifically asked about females so ‘not that important’ does not refer to the gender he was on about, it was about the traits they look for

  • but maybe it was just a hickey between pals? link

  • Larry shippers ruin a post 101 -  also funny that Harry is indeed looking at Louis here  (link)

  • Holding up well! How are the larry tinhats holding up, what with the continued existence of Elounor, the video of Harry looking lovingly at Niall, another delay in the "the boys are 100% done with Modest and the contract is ending soon” story (originally ending in 2012, then definitely ending in December 2013, now ending in 2015!) and the continued non-existence of their ship? Keep grasping at those straws though (yeah, that’s totes Louis’ laugh). 

  • Louis could literally get a tattoo that says “I am straight.” and Larries would say it was management. 

  • You do realize that elounor is a confirmed relationship (by many MANY people) so it’s completely normal for people to think they’re together. 

  • “Larries think Hazoff isn’t real because Jeff’s got a girlfriend… Louis’ got a girlfriend for three years now, they missed that detail” 

  • I really hate this growing trend of getting Liam to read off old L*rry quotes it’s so manipulative and nasty like he’s trying to do this nice, sweet thing by interacting with as many fans as possible and trying to notice people and give them special moments and they’re literally just using him, they’re setting up traps and laughing when he walks right into them and it’s infuriating and sickening and unforgivable. 

  • I don’t think anybody would say that hearts and arrows or ropes and anchors don’t go together IN GENERAL. But one might have the opinion that these particular tattoos were not intended to be matching sets. 

  • all I’m saying is that just because they were photographed together doesn’t mean they were/are dating. there’s other ways to prove it. because if that applies to Louis and Harry, then everybody they are photographed with they must be dating right? wouldn’t that be a double standard? 

  • Harry and Louis don’t have matching tattoos. Harry and nick have matching tattoos. They both have the anchor, and the cross. You larries make everything about larry, when they don’t even talk to eachother. Guess the REAL couple?!! DING DING DING. WAKE UP! 

  • Have you ever thought that Larry could be just fan service? I mean, Larry shippers are a huge part of the fandom… 

  • Have you guys noticed that whenever Elounor are together, Louis has a cigarette but he never lights it? That’s because magazines aren’t allowed to put someone with a cigarette in their magazine. He’s protecting her from the paps and attention. (LINK because this post is hilarious)

  • To quote an update account about Harry’s I study rainbows tweet ” he was probably out and heard some one say it” 

  • The tattoos are not proof. Firstly you don’t actually know if they are matching, that’s just you guys speculating. Secondly, even if they were matching, you do realize friends get tattoos for eachother sometimes? My best friend and I have eachothers birth date tattooed on us, we aren’t dating. 

  • my friend went to the next level after I showed her all the evidence. She told me larry was DEFINITELY fan service and for PR to gain fans. I’m all about the tats. She saw they were complimentary (being aware of the difference between matching and complementary ones) and she was like they have the money to get them removed. It’s fan service. 

  • Genuine question- do you really believe that louis has faked not only being straight but being in a serious relationship for years? Like I don’t think elouner is fake, don’t see why anyone would go to that, to hide that they’re gay, as if it’s bad.