is it me or is this just ironic

wormdelivre  asked:

Okay the holding baby thing is absolutely sweet but can we also talk about how he freaking pays for criminals therapy to help them recover?? Like Tony believing into giving a second change to criminals is so important for his character?? I love him so much!

TONY STARK IS A BROKEN MAN WHO STILL TRIES WITH EVERY LAST PART OF HIM TO FIX EVERYONE ELSE EVEN THE ONES WHO MOST PEOPLE THINK ARE IRREDEEMABLE AND HE DOES THIS WITHOUT TAKING CREDIT OR APPROVAL OR RECOGNITION BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST SUPERHERO IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD have a lovely night

[ At The Dinner Table ]

Clint: Random question. Who would you guys marry?

Bucky: …/silently points his fork at Tony/

Loki: The dwarf would make for a pretty pet.

T’Challa: Be careful with that muffin, Tony. You might bite into some gold.

Quill: /whips out a lighter/ Let me just burn that muffin real quick-

Steve: You guys can’t be serious.

Thor: The Man of Iron does make a suitable bride…

Nat: /turns to Tony/ And how about you, kitten?

Tony: I like this Tony fella too.

Tony: Bucky just texted me ‘I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock’.
Rhodey: If you don’t marry him, I will.

  • *Defenders hear Frank Castle is starting shit*
  • Matt: I'm coming! Eventually...once I heal. Give me a few days, okay?
  • Jessica: *snoring*
  • Luke: Um...I'm good over here in Harlem. I just got out of prison, alright, I need a break.
  • Danny: I am the Iron Fist, this new agent of the Hand will face my wrath-oh he's not a Hand leader? Um...Jessica, you got this?
  • Jessica: *still snoring*
  • Malcolm: *puts blanket on her* Let her rest, she had a lot to drink last night.
Can I keep you? Pt. 4

(A/N) I just pressed the wrong button and uploaded it without all the tags! :D I’m a genius. Either way. I hope you like this part. <3
Side note: I haven’t seen ‘Homecoming’, but I heard something about Tony giving Peter a suit or soemthing like that. If you know more, feel free to let me know!! :)

Summary:
Imagine being Tony’s adoptive daughter no one knows about because you’re studying abroad. One day you come home without saying a word and all the Avengers are confused by your appearance and especially Loki being quite smitten by you. The Avengers, especially Natasha being very protective of you when they notice the tricksters’ interest in you. You on the other side, being the curious girl you always were, wanted to know more about the mysterious guy and the world he comes from.

Pairings: Loki x Reader ; Tony Stark x daugther!Reader

Warnings: swearing

Original: here

Part 1

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Originally posted by literallymybritishlife

Even though it was the middle of the night, the city was as bright as day thanks to all the lights. Loki still had his arms wrapped around my body, while I lied my right cheek against his chest and stared out at Manhattan.
Neither of us spoke, the only sounds were those of the people and cars and me sniffling from time to time. Silent tears still ran down my cheeks and Loki’s shirt already had a wet stain on it.
“I’m sorry ‘bout your shirt.” I tried to take a step back and distance myself from the god, but he immediately pulled me back against him.
“Have I ever told you how I found out that I was adopted?” His chin rested on top of my head, while he slowly stroked my back. Shaking my head, he took one of my hands and let me to the edge of the flat roof. Sitting down, with me leaning against him, he started telling me the story, while using his magic to produce images.
“To be honest, I’ve always felt different from Thor. Not just because we are so different in every single aspect, but I’ve never felt as if I really belonged with him, Odin and my moth-Frigga. Odin always treated me differently, he obviously liked Thor better. I just told myself that it was because Thor was older and was more brutal than me. I was just as good in fighting as he was, but I…I was more graceful. And as a bonus, I studied ‘magic’. Thor tried, but didn’t get very far. But, that’s a story for another time. Either way, my suspicion was finally confirmed when I visited, well ‘visited’ is not the right word, we somehow attacked Jotunheim. For our defense, they attacked us first. That somehow was my fault as well, but I’ll tell you about that another time. So we attacked Jotunheim and the ‘Frost Giants’ didn’t really liked us being there, so they fought against us. During the battle, I was touched by one of them. You see, normally, if someone, that isn’t a ‘Frost Giant’ is touched by one, they will suffer wounds from the cold, but I…I just turned blue. Or better said, the part where he touched me turned blue.”
“That sounded sexual.” “Oh hush! Where were we? Right, during the battle, Odin appeared and recued us all. He banished Thor, since it was his idea to attack and break the peace agreement. Shortly after, I confronted Odin about my true heritage, but he, being the weakling, he is, broke down. Again, story for another time. My mo-Frigga told me that they loved either way, but…well…how was I supposed to believe that? Odin always chose Thor over me, and it finally made sense why. At that time, I wished that old oaf would’ve just left me on Jotunheim to die when I was just a baby, aft-“
“Don’t say that!” I hit his chest, causing him to look at me with wide eyes. “I’m happy that Odin took you with him! I’m happy that everything turned out the way it turned out. If it didn’t…well…you wouldn’t be here right now. And I don’t want that.” I didn’t look at him while ranting about my feelings.
I still couldn’t look at him after I finished. Well, not until he took my chin and made me look at him. “You don’t know how happy I am to hear that, my sweet Y/N.” He kissed my forehead and pulled me down to the floor.
Peter and my father were long forgotten. I would have to face them soon enough anyway. That’s why, I decided to enjoy my time up here.
“Does your story continue?”
“There is not much to be honest. I tried to take over Asgard, and failed. I tried to take over New York, and failed. Now I’m here and my main goal is to annoy the Avengers as best as I can. Other than that, there is nothing.” I didn’t need to be the goddess of mischief to know that he was lying to me. There was more. But for now, I’ll leave him be.
So, we stayed up on the roof until, I had troubles keeping my eyes open.
Loki picked me up bridal style and teleported to his room. Outside, we could hear a commotion going on. The others were apparently searching for me and Loki. Loki! I forgot! The others still hated him! They will never trust him after today! I’m such an idiot.
“I need to go to my room.” I was already at the door, when Loki grabbed my wrist and pulled me against him. “I won’t let you go tonight. You need someone, and unless you don’t want me to, I’ll be that someone.”
He was right. I needed someone. Plus, I didn’t have enough energy to face my father or Peter yet.
I allowed Loki to pull me back, towards the bed, and tug me in.
Without asking, he picked up Pride and Prejudice and continued reading where he left off yesterday. It didn’t take me long to fall asleep, and again, just before a dream took over my mind, I felt Loki lay down next to me.
In my dream, I was on a cold and dark planet. I’m positive, I would’ve frozen to death, if it wasn’t for a blue giant, with red eyes, protecting me.

Natasha POV

After Loki teleported out of the room, with Y/N in his arms, shit got real. Tony send most of the guests home and everyone that was left, helped searching for the two of them.
I didn’t trust Loki, why would I? He, kind of, kidnapped Clint and tried to take over planet. No reason to trust him. Still, I couldn’t shake the feeling, that this time he was the knight in shining armor and Tony and Peter were actually those who we should protect Y/N from.
I searched the floor where the living room was located on, together with Steve and Peter. We looked into every room, searched every storeroom and broke open every locked door. Still, we couldn’t find Y/N or Loki. Sitting down on a couch in the living room, only an occasional sigh or huff was heard. Well, until I couldn’t stand the silence anymore.
“What did you do to Y/N?” I turned to Peter, who looked at me startled and with fear in his eyes. “Ah…I-I didn’t do anything!” His lie was as obvious as Thor’s pride. “Spit it out boy!” Steve towered over Peter, while still sitting. I guess, I’m not the only one that developed a liking towards Y/N in those two days.
“I-I made a deal with Mister Stark. He helped me learning to control my powers and gave me a suit. In exchange, I looked after his daughter at college and played her boyfriend. Just to, you know, keep the other guys away from her. I never thought she would really lov-“ He was cut short by Steve grabbing his collar and lifting him up. “What the actual fuck were you thinking?!” I looked at Steve stunned. You really made him mad kid. That was the first time I heard Cap swear.” I walked over to the patriot, glaring at Peter. He was clearly scared, looking between Steve and me, never setting his eyes on one of us.
“What is going on here?” Tony walked in and Steve let go of the boy. Peter ran out of the room, fleeing from the scene.
“You are asking us?” My voice was laced with venom. All I wanted to do right now, was to kill Tony then and there. “What do you mean?” Pepper, who has returned this evening, stood beside Tony, and looked at me with confusion written all over her face.
“Well, just that great Iron Man here, bribed your daughters, now ex-boyfriend, into faking a relationship with her. In exchange, he gave the boy a suit.” Pepper’s eyes narrowed and she turned towards Tony. “Are you serious?! And you say Loki is the bad guy here!”
Pepper continued to yell at her husband, who had nothing to say in his defense.
I decided my job here was done. Walking to the elevator, one final idea, where to find Loki and Y/N popped in my head.
Going to their floor, I quietly opened the door to Y/N’s room, but found it empty. Okay, that would be too easy after all. Checking Loki’s room, I found the pair, sound asleep on Loki’s bed.
Smiling at the sight, I decided for myself that I will support the two, no matter what.

Homestuck Characters As Things Me And My Friends Have Said - Pt. 1!

John - When I was on holiday this little kid was going around singing the ghost busters theme and I have never been more proud of a stranger in my life.
Dave - My memes are ironic, my depression is chronic, hit me with a car.
Rose - I’m not just gay. I’m very fucking gay.
Jade - What are you? A fucking furry?
Jane - I love baking because that means I have control over what lives and what dies and I like that.
Dirk - At this point, I happily await the rule of our robot overlords.
Roxy - I picked up a water bottle today and started chugging it and I got about half the way through until I realised it was vodka.
Jake - Yes, I’m British! No, I don’t like tea! Please, fuck off and leave me alone!

And, as a little extra - Joey and Jude from Hiveswap!

Joey - I dance away from all of my problems.
Jude - Deny it all you want, but don’t blame me when aliens abduct you in your sleep and give you a probe up the ass!

anonymous asked:

you ripped me apart. piece by piece. and i hate you for it. did you enjoy it? did you enjoy hearing me scream out in pain? and the most ironic thing is, i thought it was just you. i couldn't think it could hurt more than it had. but it did. because so many more sick people came after and they stripped me from everything. i hate you. so much. and i hated myself for so long because i always blamed myself. i ripped my skin and i blamed myself. but now i just hate you and the rest of them.

Go on/off anon and pretend we’re the person you want to talk to, and get everything off your chest

Chapter 14 of If Thou Wilt Lend is up! Kylo is trying his best to find a way to escape from Hux’s iron grip, and may have tracked down some former First Order clients to try to find some allies to help him. But Hux may have just found out about Kylo’s plotting, and isn’t too happy about it…

Thanks for reading, please let me know what you think!! As always reblogs are very appreciated <3 

From here // @ahlis-xiv

Upon hearing the lady’s voice continuing the conversation, Shintaro raised an eyebrow. Surprised that just a walk through could deliver a greeting like this, he closed his eyes letting out a ironic sigh and a chuckle “Hah! Far from me to know what a dame would need…impossible. But the name is Shintaro.” He performs a different bow, putting both arms touching his sides and curving his body towards you. “And honor me with yours, milady?” He gently smiles.

twilighost123  asked:

Hey KC did you watch the Defenders and if you did what did you think

I was disappointed! I can’t even really remember what happened. I know I liked bits and pieces, but overall, everything together was disappointing. Jessica Jones was awesome, Madame Gao was amazing, Claire was killing it, Luke had his moments. I absolute adored Stick, I always have though. Even Foggy was G.

There were others that annoyed me so much though. I’ve completely given up on Iron Fist and his girl. I don’t hate the actors, it’s just that the writers have no idea what to do with his character or something. To me, he was written like a stupid entitled white boy and his girl is one of those girls who think they’re special when SURPRISE they aren’t.

I was frustrated with how useless Matt was whenever Elektra was involved. I get it, they’re like meant-to-be/OTP in the Daredevil story, but why is it that in the Defenders, they both make each other fucking useless? 

Matt turns into a whiny white boy, not unlike Iron Fist. He becomes selfish and forgets what he’s fighting for. Common sense is fucking out the window. Everything he fights for is fucking gone out of his head, like YEARS of fighting for justice in Hell’s Kitchen is suddenly NOT THERE when Elektra is involved. What the fucking shit?

Elektra was amazing as the Black Sky or whatever, but then it went to shit. She was strong, driven, whatever and then Matt wouldn’t let her go. I don’t know if I find that romantic at all. Also, why is it that as soon as Elecktra figured out more emotions, the writers fucked her over and made her weaker. LIKE? PLEASE. Like women can’t WHOLE BEINGS and kickass and have feelings, but make logical choices in a fucking story. RRRR.

I feel like if these two crippled each other so much in their personalities, then their relationship isn’t great. It’s actually fucking awful. They should be making each other better, not fucking WORSE.

Anyway tl;dr I was disappointed. 2/10 would not watch again. Same as Iron Fist. If you liked the Defenders, just ignore my bitter, jaded ass, but it didn’t really do it for me. 

If you have a different opinion, totally let me know!

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tony stark, a certified baby-cuddler

everyone needs more tony and babies in their life, right? have a fic. because tony canonically goes to hospitals and hugs babies who need it. (for mobile users, there’s a read-more after a few paragraphs)


Tony Stark isn’t new to kids, not exactly.

He’s always tried to visit paediatric wards when he had a moment, letting the kids play with the armours and telling them stories. He helped Reed and Sue with babysitting, and he remembers Val’s first attempts at building microprocessors. He held a newborn Danielle Cage in his arms and he marvelled at how tiny she was. He’s always glad to help his baby Avengers with homework.

He likes kids. He might never have his own, and he tells himself he’s made his peace with that, but he likes kids and he likes spending time with them, from babies and toddlers to I’m-not-a-kid-anymore teenagers.

And the moments he spends with kids never get any less special.

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One maniac at a time we will take it back (x)

Tony Stark is the type of person who would meticulously research corny dad jokes on the internet just so he can recite them to Peter during Superhero Outings and embarrass him.