is it legal to be this cute

anonymous asked:

I headcannon that at least one of the witnesses chewed out Edward and Bella for their parenting "method", how much they loooooovvvvvveeeeeee each other etc etc

I think that’s a definite possibility. But, as awkward and uncomfortable as this kind of confrontation might be, I feel like the majority of the Cullens’ witnesses–and even the Quileutes– will just politely fade away. 

Realistically, how many times can the Cullens ask their allies to put their lives on the line for Edward, Bella, and Nessie? As you imply, there’s nothing about the Swan-Masen family that’s particularly admirable, and you can’t really build an ideological argument from their situation. This is especially true once the Volturi put forward a legal reason for banning hybrids. It’s hard to counterbalance the carnage caused by vampires trying to reproduce with stories about how cute Nessie is. 

So, the next time the Cullens call for aid, their witnesses might just say, “Thanks, but no thanks.” It might not be Mary or Senna or Peter’s style to berate Bella and Edward for neglecting their daughter–they all seem like rather quiet characters– but distancing themselves from that whole mess is a very real possibility. 


Let’s start off easy * rolls up sleeves*

Originally posted by beuits


The picture might be blurry but the first thing that caught your attentiont is probably that veiny forearm

When he flexes while cooking asfdghjk 

His veins are just effortlessly showing as if it was normal shit to look that sexy

His manly forearms *nosebleed*

That manliness showcased through them , like : “ Baby girl * grabs your waist*” # you all thought of this # don’t deny me ppl

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cute date idea for theatre nerds

you buy me front row tickets to broadway shows and leave

edit: or you can stay if ur super nice and cute and willing to eat food with me after

anonymous asked:

the video was so cute and i'm so happy for them but also we got to see so much random shit we've never seen before in their house!!!!

okAY YES. like im obvi emotional theyre leaving but also so hype that our last glimpse into the london flat gave us so many unexpected details lmao 

lil statuette of an elephant on phil’s bedside table: 

dan’s setup to do his hair: 

random legal textbook out on dan’s desk?? tf? 

bonca for the tatinof film stored on top of their bookshelf: 

random video game controllers strewn about: 

they were probs watching planet earth recently, and the quilt from bryony is on the floor: 

this random cross-stitch of a dan tweet, which was a gift from a fan, displayed in their bathroom window: 

cute art on their kitchen wall: 

gahhhh there are just so many lil tidbits that make this flat such an encapsulation of them, so many details that make it cozy and lived in and wholly representative of the life they’ve built together and i just can’t wait to see all of this homey domestic loveliness translated into their new place it’s going to be so goooooooood and i’m crying again fuck

Legally Blonde the Musical ft. accurate song titles
  • Omigod You Guys: Elle’s getting engaged and the shop assistant’s a bitch (also Margot can speak to dogs)
  • Serious: Plot twist, Warner is a dick
  • What You Want: Who needs a personal essay when you have the ENTIRETY OF UCLA
  • The Harvard Variations: lets show off our achievements
  • Blood in the Water: let's make no one want law career
  • Positive: either fight her or shake your ass
  • Ireland: pure sweet Paulette
  • Ireland (Reprise): pure sweet Paulette doesn't know where this metaphor is going.
  • Serious (Reprise): Warner is a dick pt.2
  • Chip on my Shoulder: Why go home for christmas when you can STUDY!!!!!
  • So Much Better: a good job > a dick + that one note no one can do
  • Whipped Into Shape: work out, protect yourselves and HOW DOES SHE SKIP AND SING AT THE SAME TIME
  • Take it Like a Man: pure bean turns into hot bean
  • Bend and Snap: picking up objects... sexy edition
  • There, Right There!/Gay or European: P R I D E
  • Legally Blonde: creepy professor ruins life
  • Legally Blonde (Remix): Redeemed bitch saves life + IRISH DANCING
  • Find My Way: everythings okay and destroyed gender roles
In regards to Jashi hate.

I know you all seem convinced that there is some (god knows why,) morally wrong thing happening in the Samurai Jack series where him finding love equates to some  disgusting and possibly wrong relationship (that you strange, strange, children seem to equate to incest or paedophelia? Like, are you legitimately this idiotic?) because of their age difference (despite his mental and physical age being that of a man in his late 20s, and her age is at least in her early 20s and well over the “legal” limit. ) 

Well then, let me say one thing.

If seeing this upsets you?

Then I better not EVER see you posting ANYTHING About how “cute” or “sweet” or “great” this:

Or even more specifically THIS:

Because let me tell you something kiddos, the ladies in those pictures? Are well over hundreds and hundreds and possibly thousands of years older than their significant others. (With Kida being 8,500 years old, and Rose being around as far back as early colonist times and even further.)

So I better not see you praising them, and giving Jack shit for finding love. You hypocritical pieces of slime.

That’ll be all children, go about your daily lives. And maybe sit in the corner and think about what you’re doing to a damn good series and the people  that actually appreciate it.

Jeremy: accidentally drinks bong water

michael: stoner

the squip: hot boxes Jeremy’s brain

Christine: “weeds r so cute!!!! they grow in my garden but Jenna pulls them out :(”

jake: pays money for weed but only gets given oregano

rich: smoked one (1) blunt and now only wears weed socks, shorts, glasses etc

Brooke: pretends to smoke weed to impress chloe

chloe: pretends to smoke weed to impress Brooke

Jenna: calls the police

and mr. Heere is everyones dealer

Marichat May Day 2: Purr

This is extra short, but I think I just wrote one of ym fave lines ever.

Without one drop of shame and yet not disclosing this information to anyone besides Tikki, Marinette could easily admit she loved Chat’s purring. It was relaxing and it made him really, really cute. Not that he wasn’t cute without purring. Strictly objectively speaking Chat was a sweet dork with great taste in video games. And said dork was currently purring happily against her side while Marinette scrolled through her Pinterest on her phone and petted his head. She lost the track of time, until Chat’s purrs started to sound rather different. She didn’t notice it at first, but then, when she finally looked down, she could notice he was pouting and his face was scrunched up. He probably felt she was looking at him because he opened his eyes and looked at her with big green eyes.

Honestly, how was it legal to be this cute?

“Is there something wrong, Chat?”

He opened his mouth to reply, but his stomach took a headstart and growled before Chat could even articulate a word. He gave her a sheepish look. Marinette unwrapped his arms from around her waist and went down to the kitchen. Five minutes later she came back with a huge plate filled with macarons, cupcakes, and madeleines. She settled it in Chat’s lap allowing him to dig in. She sometimes wondered if he was getting enough sugar at home or he simply had a huge sweet tooth.

“Thank you, Princess. You are the best.”

“Anytime, kitty.” she was about to turn back to her Pinterest when Chat called her again.

“Hey, Mari.” she turned her attention back to him, waiting expectantly. “Does that make you my sugar mommy?”

There was a second of silence.

“Get out.”