is it hot in here or is it just joaquin

Good morning/evening (depending on where you are) all,

In light of last nights wild episode and the fact that avoiding spoilers was just about impossible, Here is a spoiler free but extremely important post.

I have come to a decision on the most important Riverdale question: 

Is Joaquin hot??? Or am I just tricked into thinking he is because my stupid girl brain still goes for bad boys, even though it’s never worked out for me.

Compelling evidence for the pro-Joaquin being hot side:

  • Total uncle Jesse vibe
  • Jawline
  • Guys with dark hair + light eyes always confuse me.
  • He is a Cheryl fan so he is therefore always welcome in my house. 

Here is the evidence: 

(excuse the tiny size, however this gif is crucial evidence)

Judges ruling: He is hot!!! 

Next week I will figure out my next burning question: Is KJ Apa tall or not? 

What are your thoughts on whether or not Joaquin is hot?

Seriousness in Seconds

I know that we’ve looked at the “I Will Wait For You” sequence several times but there are a few seconds i think show a lot of characterization for Joaquin and Manolo.

First here we have Joaquin

Are those bullet holes in the arch? I mean, just take a look at his expression. He’s not that goofy, slightly self absorbed. squealing soldier we all know and love. This is full on soldier Joaquin. He’s formally saluting while General Posada proudly polishes the stars on his shoulders. He’s wanted to be a soldier since he was little, this moment, where he is leaving San Angel to fight bandits in other towns, is very important for him.

Then we have Manolo…

Looking like a bored monkey. Sorry about the blurry swords. Now look at Manolo’s face and how his hand is raised. He looks like he’s scratching his head while Carlos puts Manolo’s swords into his back slot, just as proud as General Posada above. This may signify Manolo’s sort of graduation from matador training, for the sake of similarity, but since Manolo wants to be a musician, he could careless about this moment and is just there for his dad’s sake.

Here even he takes a sigh of relief, a sort of thank-god-its-over sigh.

So you see here that in these few seconds, we can see how serious the boys are about the path chosen for them. Joaquin: very much so. Manolo: not so much.

These seconds also add real meaning to what Joaquin says here.

“It’s a good thing you’re finally taking bullfighting seriously.”

I picked this expression since he looks so serious. At the end of the expression thought he looked rather smug and…really hot.