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AN OLD MEME THAT WILL BE FOREVER RELEVANT. 

JUST IN CASE YOU NOOKWHIFFERS NEEDED A REMINDER AS TO HOW THIS WORKS AND HAS ALWAYS WORKED.

AND WHEN I USE THE WORD “WORK” I USE IT IN THE LOOSEST SENSE. 

BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LISTEN. EVER.

AMPORA WILL DO AS AMPORA WILL DO AND NO AMOUNT OF SCREECHING ON MY PART WILL EVER STOP HIM. 

ALSO, THIS WAS SOMEWHAT HALFWAY INSPIRED BY THE MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS SONG “OH NO!”  IT’S… SORT OF HIM.

Imagine your OTP

Person 1: *walks up to person 2* Dude, give me your hand.

Person 2: What, why?

Person 1: Would you just give me your hand already?

Person 2: *sighs* Fine. *sticks out hand*

Person 1: *takes sharpie and draws ring on run finger.*

Person 2: You drew a ring. Why’d you draw a ring?

Person 1: We’re married, [insert person 2 name here]. Now and forever.

Person 2: *internally screaming in horror*

I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU WHO ARE STILL FOLLOWING THIS BLOG ARE STILL ALIVE.

AND IF YOU ARE, I WONDER IF SEEING THIS POST IGNITES A LONG BURIED SHAME THAT HAS YOU GRAPPLING FOR THE UNFOLLOW BUTTON LIKE THE SNOOZE ON A VERY OBNOXIOUS ALARM. AND LIKE SAID ALARM THIS POST DELIVERS A RUDE AWAKENING TO THE FACT THAT CARCINOaquarium WAS INDEED A THING YOU FOLLOWED A WHILE AGO.

THAT’S RIGHT, ASSHOLE.

HOW VERY STUPID YOUR PAST SELF WAS.

CARCINOaquarium: ONE SWEEP LATER.

if matespriteship is primarily hit off by a mutual feeling of non-threatening, there’s a lot of interesting ways to apply that, but most especially Karkat himself is probably like the flushed GOLDMINE 

he is small, he is adorable, he is about as intimidating as a hedgehog made of yarn. Every word oozes pitch hatred but the instant you actually meet him in person he will probably melt into you and cry about how nice your sweater is. it will be grumpy but the red seeps through the gray

he is flushed to the core and it’s hard to maintain any feelings for him that aren’t, in some way, linked to primal feelings of ‘you precious squishie’