idk what got into ya’ll tonight but i have more friends than i know what to do with now ;_; (no really tho if anyone ever wants to chat or collaborate or shoot ideas, anything at all, feel free to hit me up ily all)
AU where Mandy and Jenny put out any fire in the Haus before it can even be noticed by the Boys.
Sometimes it’s not an easy job.
It’s April 26th, why do you need to be setting off fireworks you hot mess of a human being? All the Haus sees is a broken window as a large firework blasts through the door.
And there was that one time where Ransom went a little crazy with the retail therapy and bought, like, 50 yankee candles from the girl going door to door fundraising. You don’t light them all at once boy, ffs. Mandy and Jenny are pleased when Jack pulls out the Sin Bin and makes him put in 20 bucks for the unholy mixing of scents which permeated every inch of the Haus.
They get why the new kid likes the oven. It was really the first thing that helped him connect with his teammates in a way that didn’t terrify them. They saw the way he entered the house with his shoulders hunched up almost all the way to his ears, afraid that something could go wrong at any moment. Then he saw the kitchen, and decided that he would make it his. So yeah, Mandy and Jenny get it. But Good ol Betsy is a becoming something of a hazard. Mandy and Jenny had to snuff out a flame that would have burned the whole house down in no time. Bitty would only see a burned dish waiting for him when he returned.
After a night of arguing, Mandy and Jenny agreed that it would be best that Betsy be put to rest. The oven doesn’t turn on after then no matter how hard Dex tries.
Summers were quiet. Everyone was out and Mandy and Jenny could just relax for three whole months without too much responsibility. Really, they’ve done their best to try to give these boys common sense. They’ve added several shows about fires onto Jacks list of “to watch” documentaries, which should be noted is hand written and very meticulous. After he watched them, Jack made the Haus do one fire drill. One. Jack woke them up at 3am and had made them practice evacuating three different times. Because “No Bittle you do not need to your recipe book with you it’s a drill” “You said that you have to practice like it’s the real deal, Jack. I’m not letting moomaw’s secrets go like that”.
And the danger of fire has been a lot less since Jack got that fancy new Betsy 2.0. That thing works so nicely.
So yeah, summer. Not much to worry about that they haven’t seen before. The Haus is quiet, and then it’s a little less quiet as Bittle enters the Haus, changes out of his suit and into his comfy clothes and enters Chowder’s new room to finish up some laundry. He doesn’t make it very far before Mandy and Jenny realize that he is not Ok.
His face is all blotched and he’s sniffling. Mandy and Jenny don’t really know how to cheer him up. Fixing heartbreak is hard to do non-corporeally. So they look at his phone and queue up the song that he’s always singing in the shower. Maybe that will help him just cry it out.
The song comes on and he immediately blasts it to where that’s the only thing he can hear around him. There’s nothing that Mandy and Jenny can do to get Bittle to notice when Jack bursts up the stairs and shouts his name into his room. All they want to do is scream “he’s over here!” at Jack, who is looking into Bitty’s room like he’s already making a sad mixtape titled “Love Lost” in his head.
Then there’s a sniffle from Bitty, and Jack turns around. And he kisses him. And kisses him again. And again.
For the first time in 22 years, Mandy and Jenny don’t have to worry about the sparks flying in the Haus.
the prompt: Since I’m already up in your requests, may I request a Jaehyun scenario. Maybe about him meeting you for the first time at a coffee shop then it winds up being yall’s meeting place.
category: fluff + drabble (?)
author note: since its jaehyuns birthday and also Valentine’s Day I thought I would write this first! it’s really simple but also kinda cheesy and idk how I feel about it haha. please enjoy it anyway and look forward to more requests being written soon!!
On Johnlock, I’m just gonna say they left it open to interpretation, because I think it’s a very open, final episode.
There was a lot of BAD writing (Mofftiss must really like The Ring and Saw), and they used some characters horribly (I don’t even care for Molly and that was just a shitty and pointless scene to put her through)
But there were good, gripping moments, too. Some really stellar moments where you were at the edge of your seat, and your heart was racing.
This wasn’t their best episode, but I’m not going to say it’s the worst either.
This feels like it’s the last one. And if it is, I’m just glad we got some fantastic, memorable episodes that never, ever will stop being magnificent.