K but fam I need details cause if Dark pulled another anatomy mistake like ulna bone I will laugh forever.
details of what? the persuasion room? well, here’s the description, even if that’s not what you meant
obviously, the first thing i tried to do was leave. bad idea no. 1. he yanked me back to the chair and stood in front of the exit.
secondly, he put on goddamn fourth dimensional handcuffs before i could try and escape again (which we, fucking idiots, mentioned in the general chat) (the fourth dimensional handcuffs, in his words, “would rip you through realities until your physical body was shredded apart” if you went through the door of the persuasion room
thirdly: he finally figured out my fucking name and let me tell you what it’s like to think of hearing your name in h i s voice (jk, imagine it yourself)
i teased him about his fucking tennis racquet. turns out, it’s actually a tennis racquet. y'all never fuckin believe me is2g
and then; here’s where it gets real fun. he brings a fucking thin pole with a sharp, HEATED, tip on it. ya know what he does? he stabbed it into my lung.
lastly, it was a deal of if i came back, that he’d do a strip tease of some sort basically. apparently, by pointing out something he’d said earlier, i weNT BACK (not complaining)
strip tease didn’t happen btw
throughout the whole encounter, y'all are probably thinking i stopped playing my game
no, no, noooo
i went through that game a l l the way, i literally spat out blood seconds after making a joke
anyways, there is your short recollection. i’ll post highlights soon ~k