is he trying to seduce me

“And I want you to seduce me,” she said. “Everywhere we go.”

“Seduce you?” He echoed.

“Yes,” she nodded.

He looked like he was trying not to laugh. It was a new expression on him, one that she hadn’t seen before. She decided that she liked it. “How would you like to be seduced?” He asked.

She couldn’t help the blush that spread across her face and ears, but she held her head high and tried to sound confident.

“Oh, I’m not picky,” she shrugged, “I just want you to use your imagination. Whatever’s in your head.”

He looked at her.

“You’re in my head.”

An awareness struck her of just how much he meant what he said. She felt the evidence of how profoundly they had changed each other – how they had carved themselves into the fabric of their beings, how they had become irreplaceable in each other’s lives. She saw it through their bond, and through his words, and through his eyes.

He told her that he loved her with that look.

Chapter 53, A Collision of Stars by dustoftheancients

I commissioned this gorgeous image after reading chapter 53 of one of the best fanfics out there. I envisioned a future where Rey and Kylo are hopefully trying to seduce each other after the conclusion of the story. ;) Thank to @dustoftheancients for creating such a wonderfully developed and suspenseful work that I wish I would have stumbled upon sooner. And this piece would not have been possible without @panda-capuccino and her inspiring artistry.

little things to love about seungkwan
  • everyone’s favorite member c’mon dont lie
  • seventeen’s cute moodmaker!
  • such an energentic bub!
  • who else would give tangerines to reporters at 6AM in the morning? only seungkwan
  • if your alarm clock isn’t waking you up, boo seungkwan will
  • woke up the members for school during 17TV ;;
  • he remembers all the members’ b-days
  • at such a young age, he has such amazing talent
  • MC!BOO
  • he loves his mom so much omg
  • he would use every moment he can to talk about his mom im :’( 
  • “do you think seducing me with food will get me to fall for it? yes” 
  • seventeen’s #1 gag man
  • sassy boo
  • he once always though he could never become a singer, because he was from jeju
  • but look at him now, a talent singer in a talented group
  • such an expressive child
  • rap god boo seungkwan 
  • is vernon’s bff
  • a lover of rain
  • always trying his best and honestly it’s the best thing
  • knows he’s handsome which is the best
  • “your butt has the same class as beyonce sunbaenim!!!!” -sk to dk
  • he responds to memes during menpas LMAO
  • “I will now perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation on this kimchi” 
  • “oH MY GOSH WHAT ARE U DOING NOW?!????????”
  • “kIMBAP kIDDING?????”
  • this precious video 
  • also this video ft. dk LMFAOOO
  • all the lil moles he has on his face!! they’re like small constellations <3
  • fun fact: he can’t cross his legs bc he said his pelvic bones are so stiff poor bby 
  • when he smiles his cheeks get all round n’ soft and im!!!!!
  • super caring towards others
  • super respectful towards his seniors 
  • when there is an interview question that he knows would make his member’s uncomfortable, he would try to change the subject
  • like when there was a question mentioned about woozi’s height, he avoided it and talked about something else so woozi wouldn’t be uncomfortable 
  • likes to break in to song and dance with every opportunity he can get
  • he is such a lovely person with a lovely heart
  • #stan talent stan boo seungkwan
Heal Boners

Context: Happened in Warhammer 40k but I’ll translate into D&D terms as necessary to avoid confusion. Our sniper was badly wounded after a tough fight and my character, a biomancer, was the only other one with any healing ability.

Biomancer: “Hold still, I’m gonna try to heal that wound.”

Me: *rolls what is essentially a Nat 2 or so, healing more HP than the sniper even has*

DM: “You heal him so completely that he now has a boner.”

Biomancer: “Oh Gods why???” *becomes flustered and skedaddles the fuck outta there, questioning his sexuality*

Sniper: “Uhh… Thanks…?”

DM (OOC): “Are your characters gay for each other now?”

Both Players (OOC): “Maybe.”

Context: This happened after basically every fight for the rest of the game. The heal boners never happened to anyone other than the sniper. The biomancer did end up figuring out he was gay.

isak’s little weak “dont” cause he KNEW even was trying to seduce him to convince isak to let him come over - “i guess ill get naked in my own shower all by myself *dramatic sigh*” and isak was like, “um no come here now, get naked here, with me, in my shower” im dyinggggggggggggggg

Honestly I think the phantom of the opera was such a good villain because he’s so relatable. I too would lock myself away in my bedroom, demand ridiculous amounts of money, and use my unhealthy obsessions to unsuccessfully seduce someone I have the hots for

Our Ranger was invited on a dinner date by an unfamiliar nobleman, who proposed.

Ranger: Well, he tried to kiss me so I panicked and blew the signal whistle.
Alchemist: and?
Ranger: I pulled a dagger on him.
Alchemist: and
Ranger: My badger attacked him.
Alchemist: a n d
Ranger: Our Paladin may have killed a man trying to rescue me
Paladin: Well that’s exaggerating, he night have a moderate to severe concussion. I THOUGHT you were being attacked

I. We go out for a swim at night and I purposely touch my skin on his. I expect it to burn but I only felt my desire to love fading, fading.

II. We stand together and our shoulders kissed sometimes. He had a girl on his mind but when we separate half of his heart is already mine. But my heart is not his, it’s still mine.

III. I’ve never met eyes as sad as his and it seduced me. But as we talk I let his sadness consume me and I had to leave. I had to leave.

IV. He said he loved me once and ever since I’m trying to make him fall for me again. But he has moved on and I can’t risk loving someone who doesn’t love me.

V. I told him, “Don’t fall in love with me.” But I kinda wish he did. Kinda wish he broke the rules, broke my heart, and save it altogether. He didn’t.

VI. I want to put him on this list but I can’t find flaw. But we screwed up and I wish I was the one who end things but it’s him. Not me. He did.

—  owlandowly // all the boys I’ve tried to love but failed

It’s been said before, but I’ll say it again:

There needs to be a Dishonored 2 DLC where you play as Jessamine and your only goal is to be seduce Corvo into a romance with you. 

Low chaos is earned when you’re super smooth and suave. No one suspects a thing because you’re so subtle and only Corvo really gets what’s going on and even then, he’s still not sure if you’re really trying to seduce him. 

High chaos comes with being a thirsty ass bitch trying to get that D, being basically like “paint me like one of your French girls” and the palace staff are pretending not to notice while Corvo is just internally screaming and being pulled along for the ride. 

Sweet Nothings

Prompt from @dat-slytherin-girl: 14, 27. 40?? and how r u today? it must be stressfull writing a lott!! x

Thank you! I haven’t been writing as much lately because I have so many exams, but it is fun to write because, I’m not too sure why, I find it really immersive and it’s fun to write about Draco :) My day has been okay; I’ve actually had to sit three exams today, so I’m not too sure how they went but thank you for asking! :) P.S not my gif - I’m not talented in that department.

Prompts: “Are you trying to seduce me?” “Is that a threat?” “I’ll keep you safe”

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EXO Reaction ~ When You’re Baby Sitting Your Niece/Nephew and They Accidentally Teach Them A Sexual Reference

Request: Exo reaction: your baby sitting your niece or nephew and they teach teach them an accidental sexual referance when they were trying to seduce you? Thank you, Saranghae <3


One moment Chanyeol was whispering dirty, subtle references in your ear hoping your nephew wouldn’t hear and understand and the next moment he had your Nephew sprung onto both of you asking for Peaches and Cream too.

Wha- I- y/n help me out here please…


All day Luhan had constantly been throwing Star Wars pick up lines your way; the next consisting of ‘I’d shut down all the mashers on your detention level’ when your niece piped up from where she was doing her homework, telling you both she had detention too.

That - Uh… Well that’s I have no words…


Baekhyun and yourself had been using various dirty pick up lines on each other all day and wasn’t aware that your niece was listening in the whole time and picking up on the innuendos. To say you were both generally surprised when she recited one of the pick up lines you used on Baek earlier, was an understatement.

Oh goodness… What time is your parents supposed to be picking you up at?!?” 


After Yifan, you and your nephew had finished packing away all the mass amount of legos that was laying everywhere; The three of you collapsed onto the sofa trying to revive your energy. When Yifan asked what you should all do next, the both of you nearly choked when your Nephew shouted out “Netflix and Chill!”

*piss ass grumbles under his breath* “Yeah, but you’re here so we can’t exactly Netflix and Chill right now…”


You decided to pop into the shower, leaving Sehun with your Nephew for a few when the EXO Maknae had over heard your nephew mumble silly words that you both threw at each other earlier. It both caught Sehun off guard but amazed him and he probably shouldn’t have encouraged him more.

I’ll teach you all you need to know, my Padawan.


Jongin wasn’t usually the one for innuendos or speaking dirty but that one time he attempted, it all went down hill when he said ‘doggy style’ a bit too loud making your Niece think that you were all going to pretend to be dogs. When she started rapidly crawling around the floor barking, she approached you and a now flustered Jongin, shouting ‘Doggy Style!

This is why I try not to speak in a dirty manner…


Minseok, Yourself and your Nephew was playing around with your Nephews play dough set while Minseok decided it was fun to whisper ‘Trexy’ and ‘T-Rex Sex’ in your ear every few seconds, both of you not noticing that your Nephew had now modeled two T-Rex’s and placed them in front of you both; one on top of the other.

Child… You have one unique mind…” 


Every god damn five minutes while you tried to prepare dinner, your horny ass boyfriend would come up behind you and either poke or squeeze your butt while whispering ‘What a sexy bozzum’ in your ear, your nephew caught onto this quickly and followed Junmyeon’s lead making you jump in surprise when he tapped your butt since his hands were so small.

“Excuse me child, but that’s my girlfriend…” *Eyeing your 5 year old nephew jealously*


Jongdae and yourself lounged around all day as you both lazily attempted to babysit your Niece, Peppa Pig was streaming through your Netflix and when you heard Jongdae mutter how it was the worst Netflix and Chill ever; your niece sassily replied from the other couch that he looked pretty chill from where she was sitting.

Just… I have no words -


Yixing was zero good at dirty pick up lines so when he had been low key using dirty Harry Potter pick up lines on you all day, it was no surprise that when he left his phone unlocked on the sofa when needed the loo; a perfect opportunity for your niece to flick through the dirty pick up lines and use one when he came back.

Niece: “Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Lay: “Well fuck…”


Kyungsoo took it upon his horny self to use his family self to tease you while you tried to feed your 3 year old Nephew his dinner, when you continued to try and feed your nephew; he shouted out “D.O ME!!” making Soo splutter on his water and you choke on the air in the back of your throat. 

“In my defense - That child… must have really sensitive superhuman hearing”


You and Tao had been watching the season premiere of The Walking Dead the night before, even though you were both upset over some character loss. Tao thought it would be funny to use dirty pick up lines connecting to the show on you, not realizing your nephew was literally in the same room as you. Tao only winked at you when the little boy repeated what he said, making you more mad.

“Ah kids, they grow up so fast don’t they?”

can you imagine when isak and even get married (uhm, fight me???) and they adopt a daughter they’re at a restaurant eating with her once she’s little older and they’re all having a good time and suddenly their daughter’s like “ugh i have no more napkins” and some random boy from the table beside them overhears and is like “oh here have some of mine” and she’s just like “thank you” and it’s literally nothing but even is suddenly tense and he leans over to isak and very seriously and furiously whispers, “that boy is trying to seduce our daughter” and isak is like “??? even what” and even just keeps pushing like “isak we need to move tables” “even what are you saying” “he handed her a napkin” “even oh my god not this again not everyone is flirting when they hand someone else paper” “it worked with you didn’t it” “we are not moving tables even”

wetsammywinchester  asked:

How about amnesia!dean giving sweet angst-free kisses to Sam and trying to seduce him in their motel room?

“God you are just gorgeous.” Sam whipped around to see Dean coming out of the bathroom, eyes laser focused on him. He laughed awkwardly but before he could say anything, Dean was advancing and speaking again.

“How. How did I manage to get someone so gorgeous in my hotel room?” Dean asked as he stepped up so they were chest to chest.

Sam’s heart clenched as he looked down into those green eyes and that perfect face that he loved so much and saw no recognition. He didn’t see his love reflected back at him, only lust. He bent his neck and lay a sweet, gentle kiss on Dean’s perfect lips.

“You’re pretty gorgeous yourself, you know.” He pursed his lips for another kiss, lingering a bit this time, pressing their bodies together and trying to just take some angst-free kisses. His hands slipped down onto Dean’s hips and his fingers curled into the flesh just above Dean’s belt.

“Do we have time for this?” He asked, letting everything go as Dean spun them around and headed them towards the two double beds against the wall. He let himself be gently laid back into the bed; he accepted the kisses from Dean as they got more and more physical. He helped Dean pull off both their over shirts and arched his back when Dean slipped a calloused hand up under his tee-shirt.

“I hate..oh.. hate to ruin the mood but, beautiful, you gotta tell me your name before this goes any further.” 

Sam squeezed his eyes closed tight to keep the tears from falling. He forced himself to breathe “Sam, my name is Sam” through a through that just felt like it had been punched.

(Well shit. You said angst-free. Wow, do I suck at this. Regardless. Tagging @lopsided-whiskey-grin, @wellcometothedarkside, @thep0rnfairy to read my angst ficlet with you)

anonymous asked:

Request for #41 with Simon/Miniminter please :)

hope you like it my dude!


41. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

At first, you hadn’t noticed it, but once JJ had mentioned something about him, there was no going back. You noticed all the small things Simon did that you thought he would normally do anyway, but after talking with JJ, you had found out, in fact, that he only did it around you.

When you were walking together, he would walk right beside you, occasionally with his arm around your shoulders. When you were standing and talking to one of the other boys, he was standing directly next to you, his arm pressed slightly against yours. When you were all out at Nandos for dinner, Simon would sit next to you, moving his chair ever so slightly closer to yours so his thigh or foot was always in contact with yours. 

His constant touch was starting to get you nervous, forget butterflies, there was an entire stampede of elephants running around in your stomach due to his close proximity.

“Y/N!” you heard your name called from the kitchen of the sidemen house, getting up off of the couch you made your way over. Behind the counter stood Simon, a very shirtless Simon. Taking in his appearance you could feel your cheeks heat up, now he wasn’t buff, but the sight of him definitely got your blood pumping.

“Uh- you called?” you cleared your throat, looking at his face. He turned around, picking a pot full of water out of the sink, it was bound to be heavy, the veins were popping from his arms as he lifted it and your eyes widened slightly at the sight. “Yeah I was just wondering-” “Wait,” you interrupted him mid sentence, “Why are you shirtless?” “Um- Why can’t I be?” he looks down at himself, suddenly regretting his plan. “Si it’s freezing! The heatings still broken!” you exclaim walking around the counter to place your hand on his arm. “You’re cold!” “No- no I’m fine, I just- um” Simon stutters, his face being dusted with a light shade of pink.

Suddenly, what JJ had said about Simon a few days back came back to you. The constant touching, always being around you, not to mention this situation you were now in. “Simon?” you question him, “what are you trying to do?” “Noth-Nothing! What do you mean?” he stumbles. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.” you conclude with a smirk. You watch Simon’s face as his eyes go wide and mouth opens slightly, his cheeks turning even pinker if it was even possible, realisation hitting him smack bang in the face that he had been called out. 

“Did it um- did it work?” he asked with an uneasy chuckle. “Maybe” you laugh, turning around, grabbing Simon’s shirt off the side bench on the way out and throwing it at him. You heard Simon shuffling around behind you and an exasperated “Y/N wait!”

Context: I’m playing a slutty half-drow bard who tries to seduce practically everything he sees. We’re trying to get noticed by the local thieves’ guild so I stole some jewels from a marketplace in broad daylight. However, this wasn’t enough for the thieves’ guild to find us, so we had to find a safe way to stash the jewels before we started going into the seedy areas of the city.

Me: All right, everyone, I’m going to swallow the biggest ruby we have.

GM: Fine, roll a medicine check. (I roll 8). It looks like you can probably swallow it.

Rogue: Woah, woah, you could kill yourself.

Me: Nah, I’ve swallowed worse before.

Rogue: What, when?

Me, winking and shoving the ruby down my throat: What happens in the Underdark stays in the Underdark, sweetheart.