is he short

Does anyone remember that short film where a guy gets bit by his zombie wife before killing her, and straps his baby daughter to his back and puts meat on a stick to keep his slowly converting zombie brain going forward and off his daughter until he can get her somewhere safe?

because I remember that short film.

I’m still not over it

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Willow Creek Comedy Club, 6:30pm

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage for his debut, Ian Connors!

*the small crowd cheers, Eden and Ariel being the loudest of them all*

Ian: Thank you, thank you! I hope everyone is doing swell on this fine evening. Truly I do. I hope everyone is doing well, except this one prick, Tristan. I hope Tristan is having a terrible day. Let me give you some context, let me tell you about this asshole…

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“I’m just surprised to see you cry.”

Hey Ed

If you really want to look bigger…

…maybe stop hanging out with GIANTS…

…and definitely stop letting them carry you like luggage.

How many hundreds of men do you think I’ve sent out to be eaten by titans? One arm isn’t nearly enough to make up for that. I hope I’ll be able to pay back the rest in hell
—  Erwin Smith (Ch. 51) which sadly skipped during the animation