- Anxiety: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
- Morality: What does 'claustrophobic' mean?
- Prince: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
- Logic: No, it doesn't!
- Prince: Ho ho ho!
- Morality: Stop it, Prince! You're scaring him!
how does one draw beards, besides selling their soul to Satan?