is he pooping

For the FYDL “Future!Darcy Week” - Day 2 - Rituals

It’s January and it’s snowing outside. The night before, Steve was a Grinch - he knows it, his wife knows it, hell, their dog knows it and Stella, their daughter can’t talk much but she called him ‘poop daddy’ all day long. So, he tried his best, they’re not that young anymore (well Darcy says she doesn’t look 41 and he should shut his mouth) but he thought it has been a long time since Darcy’s ritual was held in their (now) baby proof home. So he makes a fire, hot chocolates, bakes a cake (that tastes wayyy better off his wife’s lips btw) and cuddles his little family under warm blankets. Darcy forgives him, Stella keeps calling him ‘poop daddy’. He recognizes he can’t always win and makes peace with it.


Marksandrec’s Super Dooper Popcorn Party #191

(Dialogue from The Mummy Returns; requested by @queen-of-rocknoll.)


still watching ep 6 of haikyuu

to celebrate here is my summary of eps 1 - 4 in really bad scribbles

hinata’s shirt says number 10 but he always has to go number 2

Yes, I’ll explain this Catalan Christmas tradition every year

The Tió de Nadal is a pre-Christian tradition that basically consists on a log that   poops presents for children on Christmas. The log has a face drawn, wears a barretina (the traditional Catalan hat), and is covered by a blanket so that he doesn’t get cold.

We place him in a visible place, such as the living room (if it’s close to a fireplace better), at the beginning of December, and children leave food (usually fruit peels, nuts…) to feed him.

Then, on Christmas Day (or, for some families, Christmas Eve), children hit him with long sticks while singing a song that asks him to give them presents. At the end of the song, the blanket is removed, and it reveals all the presents that were hidden under it, representing that he “pooped” them.

And it doesn’t seem weird to us until we have to explain it to a foreigner.