is driving me

me during an interview: Does music influence my writing? Absolutely, yes, i think it does Joan. It makes all the difference in the world when it comes to pivotal plot points, for example, are the gays in question having a heart to heart on a no-access rooftop drinking coca-cola at sunset? Are the gays in question having a heart to heart while naming constellations in an ancient forest clearing? Are the gays in question having a heart to heart while driving a car through a burning building? Are the g—

interviewer: i’m sorry but these aren’t really differ—

me: —please settle down joan i haven’t even gotten to halsey yet. Ok where were we? Right, as I was saying: are the gays in q

im just imagining a hockey version of Brooklyn Nine-Nine:

Sidney, on the recording: Geno is going to befriend the Vulture so he lets the league participate in the Olympics again.
Bettman, slapping the table: Busted! I knew that you were faking it! I bet you don’t even like nip slips!
Geno: I can learn to love nip slips!
Bettman: You either love them or you don’t! It’s too late! 


Just a coloring practice because I’m getting rusty 😌 and I’m trying to get my old art style back or to mix it with the new one? I’m so uncomfortable when it looks slightly different 😣 so Becca’s my study for this

She is dazzling in gold, literally I used gold to shade her hair 😂

Becca is @playchoices‘ the artwork’s mine

Edit : detailed

You disgusting Humans!! How dare you canoodle in my back seats!!

Originally posted by freakadeekk

I’ve done a lot of reflective thinking lately. Instead of spending spare time on two wheels, I’ve spent more of it on two tethers or in my two running shoes.

I’ve toyed with the idea of selling my motorcycle. I’ve been very careful to observe the driving habits of other drivers and noticing more and more distracted drivers. Especially in urban traffic. It only takes one person not paying attention and that could end my life or someone else trying to enjoy a ride.

So instead of getting a ride in lately, I take Summer for a run, spend as much time as I can with Dawn, and learning to relax. I’ve reflected on the health and blessings I have and those around me have. Laying in the hammock is one of my new “happy places.” Maybe it’s because I see Summer’s eyes light up when she watches me get it out of the closet to go hang up.

Anyway… Look twice for those out on two wheels…motorcycle or bike. We live in a digital age and our attention span is so short today, but longer today than it will be tomorrow.

Story Time

Warning Mature Content:

So… tonight I had to kick out 4 passengers from my car while working rideshare…

after the 3 in the back 2 guys and 1 woman started initiating in highly promiscuous not to mention down right grose behavior! Not even 5 mins into what would have been a 16 min ride comon!!

I told them calmly but firmly

“I put up with alot of things but… NOT THIS! I’m pulling over and you are exiting my vehicle… RIGHT NOW!”

I left them under a streetlamp at one of the 101 exit ramps in the middle of nowhere serves them right!

Thankfully they did so without issue. They knew I was pissed!

I think my mom tone sent them straight real fast. I went from happy go lucky driver to angry stern mom voice realy fast once I realised what that heavy panting and moaning was in my back seats.

At first I thought it was somone drunk and sick so I offered barf bags… not the case….

Like how much more disgusting and inapropriate can you possibly be! You frigging animals! Couldn’t keep your urges in check untill you got home you disgusting pigs! I’m prety sure she was a prostitute tho and the two guys in the back seat were paying.

Look I don’t care what you do in your own time but not in my car or around me so I can hear you moan and cry “yea yea get some!” In my back seat you pitiful excuses for humanity!

Oh I was so livid. I think honestly if they had not complied I would have tazed their asses without any hesitance.

Poor Rhythm… luckily nothing was ruined in his back seat I caught them early on. Not before kicking my tablet off its stand tho… uhhg.

But I’m so getting him detailed! Lucky for me I already have been saving a expensive detailed wash I bought a while back for just such an ocasion!

But honestly… don’t “interface” in the back of my car unless you want to risk getting your balls tazed off by yours truly! That is all!!

Disgusting and RUDE!

the new taz ep was really fucking good and emotional I almost cried and this is what I’ve decided to draw to express that

I need to find mr new i can nicely ask him to stop playin johnny guitar so often