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psa!

hello everyone! first of all, could you all please for the love of all that is both holy and unholy stop sending shitty messages to cass because i have my inbox turned off!! don’t put that on her. that’s not her responsibility. if you have a problem with me or some shit you can’t possibly go without saying to or about me on this hellsite, find a way deal with it on your own. talk shit to your friends, indirect me, @ me, whatever. i mean, i will ignore it because i literally do not give half a shit anymore, but PLEASE stop putting it on other people. i’ve had my inbox turned off for over a month because of you shitheads. because i am Dead Tired of y’all weaseling your way into my inbox every fucking time i post something you don’t like or agree with. none of y’all pay my bills and until you do, i’m going to post whatever i damn well please on my blog because it’s…my blog. this is my downtime, not my job. 

so now! bc apparently some of u seem to think you have some insight into my mind and feelings, allow me to clear some things up for u:

  • i’m not a houie or ‘soft houie’ or whatever tf u all are calling it these days. i still VERY much believe harry and louis are together and VERY much in love, as they have been since the beginning. i’m a larrie, ride or die, and i’m currently riding thru the city having a fucking blast, baby. that said, i also don’t agree with…probably 96% of larries these days on an array of things and frankly find a lot of the things i read embarrassing 🤷🏻‍♀️ but honestly who cares. whatever. *** **.
  • re: eleanor/elounor: i don’t…ship elounor. i’ve never understood the whole like. shipping but don’t actually believe they’re together thing? so i just don’t rly do that? however! i also don’t think she’s a demon or the devil or a “swine” as some of you have so eloquently and maturely referred to her. i just don’t. and y’know what?? i don’t think louis does either. i think he’s better than that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so whatever. sue me. i think she’s adorable and i like the way she dresses sometimes. i’ve always posted her and if you’ve been following me long enough, you’d know that. blacklist is ur friend. anyway, i’ve been over this approximately one thousand times and i’m not about to make this one thousand and one. so that’s that.
  • i’m not another harrie larrie who’s ~bitten the dust~. i’m here, bitch. and i love those two fuckers (four fuckers, really) more than anyone or anything in the world and i will be here thru it all and support every endeavor they have in this lifetime and the next and you will not find me speaking one ugly or negative word about either of them publicly or privately. i literally adore them and more importantly, i TRUST them. i trust them to know their lives and relationships and careers better than i do. so excuse me for not spending energy going on about how shitty and terrible everything is. i refuse to see it that way. sorry* for being excited about harry’s album. i’m sorry that i don’t find it shady or absurd. i’m sorry that i’m excited about whatever louis’ working on with whatever team he’s working on it with. i’m sorry that i haven’t created my own expectations for the boys and their careers based on ?? god knows what. that’s not my thing! if harry wants to drop the next iconic hiphop album at 12:37am on march 25, 2017, i will be the first to tattoo HEEZY TAUGHT ME across my chest. if louis wants to be the next big country music star, saddle the fuck up cowboy i am here for it. i’m here for them, together and as individuals, thru whatever they wanna do. 

i’ll just wrap this all up by saying this: i don’t have the time or energy for drama or negativity anymore. i’ve spent a lot of time feeling like shit and generally wanting to be dead, but i’m finally FINALLY excited about life again and i’m not going to let any bullshit that i cannot control get in the way of that. i don’t see the point. it gets you literally nothing but misery and anger and nowhere but a constant state of anxiety. i might voice my opinion sometimes, but generally i’m just here. ignoring the negative and focusing on the positive and getting excited about things! because i just refuse to live any other way anymore. so if any of this is a problem for you, that’s fine. unfollow me. i’m not paying your bills either. you have no obligations to anyone or anything on this website but yourself, so take care of you.

*jk i’m not really sorry about any of this oop !

So something just occurred to me. Like 1920’s Potterverse America has this whole “Wizards can’t associate with muggles” law, right? But like, they’ve got to have muggleborns too, right? That means their family has to know about it right? Unless they go around kidnapping eleven year old wizards and obliviating their parents or something. Or they’ve sworn these kids to absolute secrecy and just, like, tell their parents they’re going to a fancy-shmancy prep school or something instead of Hogwarts lite. But like, what about parents who want to meet the teachers and look at the school and go to PTA meetings and stuff. Do they have a whole fake school and teacher set up to appease those parents? And do they really trust the secrecy of their community into the hands of eleven year olds? Think of the socialization that would have to occur if that were the case, how much fear they would have to instill in these children. And I mean, if wizards are only ever marrying other wizards, the magical population in America must be proportionally much smaller than it is in Britain or elsewhere, otherwise you’ve got a lot of cousin-marrying-cousin sort of deals, like with the Purebloods back in Britain, and their not expanding their population at all, like, if you only have a set population size from which to draw from, that population size is going to stagnate or decline, isn’t that the problem wizards in Britain had?

I would advise you not to ask me about CPD at the moment unless you want a brutal honest opinion, and I promise it will be brutal. However feel free to go tell the writers what DUMBASS STUPID writers they employ and how they need NEW ones ASAP. No seriously do it. Maybe then they’ll realize they’re tanking their own show and ruining characters they’ve (barely) developed for 4 seasons, all for the sake of saying they created relationship drama to keep it interesting. (Yes I have a million eye rolls for that one)

DGHDA WIPs You Should be Following

Disclaimer: I have neither the time nor the attention span to follow all the wips. I wish this were not the case, but as it is, please know that your wip is probably lovely even if I don’t mention it.

That said, here are 5 wips that I think are worth following.

1) I Will Roam if You Say Roam, by @lavellington

This is such a great story, I can’t even. It’s Dirk and Todd navigating their relationship, sharing beds, solving a mystery and traipsing about in London. It’s delightful. It’s fun. THERE IS SO MUCH PINING!!!!!

Current WIP status (6/10)

2) life is a habit that’s hard to break, by @gentledirkly

I started this story with trepidation, because Todd was a ghost and I wasn’t prepared for that level of devastation. I am glad, however, that I moved past this, because the story has turned into something that’s so much more. There’s mystery and romance and sibling conflict. I don’t want to give too much away, but I’m loving how this is coming together. I suspect it’s going to end a long-time fav.

Current WIP status (6/?)

3) A Pattern of Errors, by @coloursflyaway

Oh. The sweet, lyrical fic that’s so layered with nostalgia for me. I LOVE road trips. I LOVE road trip fics. And I especially love it when my OTP go on road trips in fics. And then fall in love. And then get caught up in the romance of being away from home. This is such a lovely take on all that. @coloursflyaway writes such beautiful prose.

Current WIP status (7/?)

4) Make Them Gold, by @acegently

I come from a comics background. Superheros delight me. Superhero AU fics where Dirk has (realistic and plot relevant) wings delight me. Dirk is Icarus, Todd is his sun. This story is layered with meaning, so much of its beauty sitting just beneath the surface. It’s the very best kind of story and I adore it.

Current WIP status (2/?)

5) Orbit, by @inkyfishes

If Douglas Adams was alive and writing fic for DGHDA, this would probably be the story he wrote. It is very obvious @inkyfishes knows this canon. The way elements from the books, the television series (possibly the radio dramatisations?) and the show come together astounds me. I’m constantly delighted by this story.

Current WIP status (4/?)

So there you have it. 5 of my favourite DGHDA wips. There’s nothing quite like following a wip. The excitement of waiting for a story to update. The quiet hush of watching a story slowly progress. For as much as I’m anticipating their conclusions, half the fun of these stories is enjoying the ride.

mamalovesnuts  asked:

Sparkle tea. Did I do it right?

Let me translate that for you. 🙄

✨ = a blog rate &  ☕️ = shade someone

0/10 Magnificient, Enthralling, Creative. All things someone would say about your blog. over -90000 too hep 4 skool

@deelitefulsimmer won’t eat boxed chocolates unless they have a map - clearly she doesn’t respect that ‘life is like a box of chocolates…’ saying

@valhallansim says she doesn’t like My Little Pony but, probably has like 100 of them. THIS IS A CaLlOuT

@quiddity-jones gives people cookies but, secretly licks them first. She punched me in the face once, it was awesome 13/10.

New ficlet: No one could save me (but you)

Can I just say that this is all Tarjei’s fault? He just HAD to go and make that playlist and it just HAD to include “Wicked Game” by Chris Isaak on it, which made me think of Even and caused me to spiral helplessly until I spat this thing out. Which I know sounds very appealing.

Anyway have the thing—it’s short, angsty, a little bit smutty, and takes place during 8:10, in the elevator/hotel room right before everything goes to hell. There’s a fairly heavy emphasis on Even slipping into mania, in case that’s something you want to avoid.

Here on AO3: No one could save me (but you)

Summary:

Isak, who didn’t want to kiss him on the street—even as Even’s mind was shouting yes yes please let’s show them let’s show them—but now shoots him a small, coy smile, who leans in and brushes his wicked mouth over Even’s, softly, without much fire but with so much heat, it leaves Even trembling, quaking inside. He feels his hands involuntarily clench into fists at his sides, and he almost chokes with how much he’s trying to hold back, to resist the urge to grab, to take. But oh God, he wants.

I just want to say that I might not be active as much as I currently am ooc wise (messages, commissions, IMs). I know I’m already seemingly “”“ignoring”“” a great deal of people. There is currently a rather difficult time going on that includes a family member and I want to be there for most of my family as much as I can. Please bear with me all the while I may not answer a message as fast as usually or won’t answer for a commission request that fast etc.

  • Me: sees queen Elizabeth is trending
  • Me: hasn't had an emergency news alert from the BBC
  • Me: is confused

Felicity is an angel, she’s a great actress, an adorable human being. Sometimes when things got tough, it was amazing to know that she was there to give you a hug and say “come on, we can do this”. We made a team, a family.

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a man and his kitten

Am I the only one that doesn’t care at all that Mon El said that he loved Kara before Sanvers have said it? Like the relationship between Kara and Mon El is messy and lacks development, so I’m not surprised that he said that he loved her so quickly. In all honesty he may not even truly love her, she’s just the first person he’s truly been attached to and not a hook up, which he was doing on Daxam. 

BUT Sanvers has been developed and I’m just waiting for that special moment that they actually say it. Not some type of “I’m saying this cause I don’t want to lose you bullshit,” but they say it cause it’s true. Cause they truly can’t live without one another and love each other, ride or die. When they do say it, it will be impactful and not easily forgotten like Mon El’s confession.

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I’m practically taking an expression screencap from every episode lately to use in chats because they convey more than I ever could express with words

MatPat: *takes a deep breath*

MatPat: i lo-

Jason: yes, you love Stephanie, we know, you love Stephanie so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Stephanie we KNOW, you love Stephanie you fucking love Stephanie okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE STEPHANIE FUCKING PATRICK. WE GET IT.

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i can’t believe my team leader is a meme: the new series on mtv