is a perf person

So apparently there was this one time, they were out shopping and jisoo pointed at a lamp, saying it looked interesting and jennie was like “why would you need such a useless thing” but in the end jisoo got it as a Christmas gift from her omg my jensoo feels I cANT, GET U SOMEONE LIKE JENNIE

I don’t care if about…

Your size
You hair
Your personality
Your body
Your music taste
Your sexual orientation
Or your age

The only thing j care about is if your Johnny Depp or not.

anonymous asked:

Hi Perf! So there is a tumblr called yugogeer12 and the person drew TK with their own sans! I think you would like it!

SAW IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

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i know nobody on here cares lmao but i’m just so proud of myself & i haven’t been able to say that in a while. my mindset is really changing for the better & im ready to stop fucking around. i mean i’m still going to fuck around because that’s just kelly but i’ll limit it & i’ll make sure the timing is right & all my responsibilities are completed. this is honestly the way to be happy for me. im young & i still gotta live my life in all the good ways but i also need to be successful..

(also if anyone wants to encourage me ID BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HEAR IT WOW)

spookystevies-deactivated201509  asked:

more internet adventures: tony signing steve up for a gay porn site as a part of a prank but when he tries to put in steve's email it says that it's currently already in use

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME THAT TONY HACKS INTO HIS ACCOUNT OUT OF CURIOSITY AND GOES TO RECENT HISTORY AND FINDS ALL THE VIDS TITLED WITH STUFF LIKE “BULKY BLOND DADDY JACKING OFF BIG BRUNET” & HIS EYES LITERALLY POP OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS & HE CLOSES THE LAPTOP SO FAST HE NEARLY BREAKS IT

AND BEFORE DOING SO he notices that in recent search steve has typed many rather naive combinations with the word “metal”, but found 0 results, and Tony’s heart melts a little when he realizes what Steve’s been trying to find (and having no luck); and so next time he sees him he just pats his shoulder and tells him that Steve only has to ask if he wants help finding Bucky.

Also of course he adds “daddy” very pointedly at the end and watches Steve turn crimson.

Viđam je sve ređe
Tek ponekad se zagrlimo u prolazu
Srce i dalje plače za njom
Ali mi suze brišu neke druge
Lepa je i dalje
Još kako
Da ti ne pričam
Najlepše joj tek dolazi
Kao i sve ono za šta se spremala
Svih ovih godina
Menja muškarce, frizure, stilove života
Ima je svuda
Samo je sve manje ima sa mnom
Kada se sretnemo negde usput
Prostruji u meni sve ono naše
Sva putovanja i susreti
Dodiri i milovanja
I znam da sve to sada pripada drugome
Ne smem ni da je pitam da li ima nekoga
Pored koga se budi
Planira budućnost
Bolje da ne znam
A ona to bolje da mi prećuti
U noćima poput ovih
Kada preispitujem smisao svega
I gledam šta je sve vredelo
Iskreno, malo toga osim nje
Da mi je samo da vratim one dane i nedelje
Na trenutak
Ona buđenja i jutra u njenom krevetu
I sve ono što sam imao
A sada ima neko drugi
Sve bi bilo drugačije…
Da mi je samo da mogu, k'o nekad
Da je čujem i vidim kada poželim
Da je gledam kako spava
Da je grlim i zasmejavam
Da imam osećaj da je uvek tu
A nije…
I bojim se
Kako vreme prolazi
Da nikada više neće ni biti.
—  Stefan Simić

perfectshadow06  asked:

Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people’s asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it’s nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. Help spread anon love, not hate! Love you. <3

AWWWW THANK YOU!! Your too wonderful @perfectshadow06 XD I was literally about to send you this too but I didn’t want to spam your inbox ^w^“

I’m really starting to like the coloured stuff

im going to post this pic i took of my tits cause my titz are perf. but if any man identified person interacts with it (liking, replying, reblogging, or messaging me), i’ll block them even if we’re mutuals